♪ >> Greg: HELLO, EVERYBODY. IT'S A CRAPPY DIAGRAM THAT SCREWS WITH UNCLE SAM. IN THE UNITED NATIONS SECRETARY GENERAL A NEW REPORT TO TACKLE SO-CALLED MISINFORMATION ON LINE. AS YOU MAY RECALL MISINFORMATION IS ANYTHING A LEFTIST DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR. IN A 25 PAGE DOCUMENT UN CHIEF ANTONIO ADVOCATES THE WORLD MUST ADDRESS THE SPREAD OF HATE SPEECH MISS AND DISINFORMATION ON THE INTERNET. I WONDER IF HE THINKS THE PROLIFERATION OF HATE AND LIES IS CAUSING GRAVE GLOBAL HARM. >> IF PROLIFERATION OF HATE ANALYZE IN THE DIGITAL SPACE IS CAUSING GRAVE GLOBAL HARM NOW. IT IS CONFLICT DEATH AND DESTRUCTION NOW. IT IS THREATENING DEMOCRACY AND HUMAN RIGHTS NOW. >> Greg: NO SURPRISE. CHECK THIS OUT. THE MOST INTERESTING THING IN THE REPORT ISS THIS BAFFLING BIZARRE VENN DIAGRAM HE CHOSE TO HE WILL STRAIGHT HIS LACK OF A POINT. I HAVEN'T SEEN A DRAWING THIS MISLEADING SINCE JESSICA RABBIT. RABBITS DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT. I TOLD THE COPS EVERYTHING. LET'S SEE HERE. WE HAVE MISINFORMATION MEETS DISINFORMATION COMBINED WITH HATE SPEECH EQUALS POLICE THE INFORMATION ECOSYSTEM AND THREATENS HUMAN PROGRESS. REMEMBER, KIDS, THOSE ARE ALL SUBJECTIVE TERMS. OBVIOUSLY LEGISLATING THEIR DEFINITIONS AT A GLOBAL AUTHORITARIAN IS THE FAST TRACK TO 1984 A GLOBAL CODE OF CONDUCT THAT WOULD SEE GOVERNMENTS AND TECH COMPANIES WITHOUT INFRINGEING ON FREE SPEECH. WHICH IS LIKE CUT CAN OFF YOUR OXYGEN WITHOUT INFRINGING ON YOUR BREATHING. WHY LET THE UN HAVE ALL THE DUMB FUN. WE CAN MAKE STUPID GRAPHS, TOO. FOR EXAMPLE WHEN YOU COMBINE RIPPED PLUS HANDSOME PLUS INTELLIGENT. YEAH, YOU GET HEMMER, HUH? WOMEN'S RESTROOM, MEN'S RESTROOM, WHITE HOUSE LAWN EQUALS PLACES JOE BIDEN HAS DEFECATED. MICROPHONE, BOOZE, XANAX, KAMALA HARRIS. THIS IS SUCH A GOOD GAME SHOW. THIS IS THE PERFECT GAME SHOW, RIGHT? IT SHOULD BE CALLED VENN DIAGRAM. ANGER, STUPIDITY, FLATULENCE, THE VIEW. I HAVE TO COPYRIGHT THIS. MOTHER THERESA, GEORGE CLOONEY, BRAD PITT, GREG GUTFELD. >> Tyrus: WE KNEW THAT WAS COMING. >> Greg: FOX NATION NEW GAME SHOW VENN DIAGRAM I'M HOSTING IT. I SHOULD TAKE IT TO A NETWORK OR SOMETHING MAKE SOME MONEY. HA HA. CHARLIE, WHY? WHY IS HE DOING THIS? WA ARE THE INTENTIONS? IT'S THE UN. >> Charlie: FOR ALL WE WANT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT INFLUENCERS AND FOCUS ON THE UNSEEMLY SIDE OF THE INTERNET THE BOTTOM LINE IS THE INTERNET, SOCIAL MEDIA, IS THE MOST AMAZING MECHANISM FOR SPEAKING TRUTH TO POWER. AND I DON'T THINK, IN A LOT OF WAYS WE'VE SORT OF RECOGNIZED THIS BECAUSE WE'RE SPENDING SO MUCH TIME FOCUSING ON WEIRDOS ON THE SOUND LAWN LIFTING UP THEIR SHIRTS. BUT IT IS A POWERFUL POWERFUL TOOL. AND, OF COURSE, ALL THIS IS, SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME YOU HAVE THE U N SECRETARY GENERAL WHO IS THREATENED BY THIS AND SO THEY HAVE TO DESCRIBE EVERYTHING WITH ALL THEIR ORWELLIAN TERMS LIKE HATE SPEECH AND DISINFORMATION, BUT ALL THEY WANT TO DO IS THEY WANT TO STOP IT BECAUSE IT'S A THREAT TO THEIR POWER AND A THREAT TO THEIR MONEY. AND SO THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT. >> Greg: KAT, I WONDER HOW MUCH THAT CHART COST. YOU KNOW, LIKE THE UN PROBABLY PAID 200 TRANNED FOR THAT AND WE PROBABLY PAID FOR IT. I COULD HAVE DONE THAT FOR TEN BUCKS. I DO A LOT OF THINGS FOR TEN BUCKS, KAT. YOU KNOW THAT >> Kat: ALL OF THAT'S TRUE. >> Greg: YES. >> Charlie: >> Kat: I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY BOTHER, BUT THEY JUST SIT AROUND AND EAT A BUNCH OF LUNCHES. >> Greg: THAT'S WHAT THEY DO >> Kat: AND THEY CAUSE TRAFFIC AND THEY SIT AROUND AND EAT LUNCH. >> Greg: AND THEY USE OUR VITAL SEX WORKERS. >> Kat: I THINK IT'S GOOD. I DON'T THINK THEY MIND. THAT'S WHAT THEY DO FOR WORK. >> Greg: YES. . >> Kat: ALTHOUGH, WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT HUMAN RIGHTS AND THIS AND THAT, I THINK A VERY KEY HUMAN RIGHT IS THE RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH AND THE RIGHT TO BE ABLE TO EXPRESS YOURSELF FREELY AND AS YOU POINTED OUT ALL OF THESE THINGS ARE SUBJECTIVE AND I DON'T WANT ANYBODY WHO SITS AROUND AND JUST EATS LUNCH ALL DAY TO BE DECIDING WHAT IS ACCEPTABLE OR NOT ACCEPTABLE FOR ME OR ANYONE ELSE ELSE TO SAY. >> Greg: TYRUS. >> Tyrus: DO YOU THINK THE SEX WORKERS IS A TAX WRITE-OFF? >> Greg: I DON'T KNOW. >> Tyrus: I THINK IT'S FUNNY THEY ACT LIKE LYING JUST SHOWED UP IN 2023. LIKE WHAT? PEOPLE HAVE BEEN FULL OF PEEP BLEEP FOREVER. ALL OF A SUDDEN NOW WE NEED A CHART? YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH TELL WHEN SOMEBODY -- AND THE UN HAS BEEN LEADING THE WORLD IN BEING -- WHAT THEY WANT IS THEY WANT NO ONE TO FACT CHECK THEM OR CALL THEM OUT. LIKE I THINK WE'VE LEARNED IN COVID, YOU'VE GOT TO START ASKING QUESTIONS, OKAY? BECAUSE IF WE JUST FOLLOWED, ONE SURVIVOR, AWESOME. BUT THAT'S WHAT THIS IS. MISINFORMATION AND DISINFORMATION IS THE SAME THING, OH CAN? IT'S THE SAME THING, OKAY? WHAT THREATENS HUMAN PROGRESS IS THE FACT THAT YOU ARE ELECTEDED TO DO THIS JOB AND THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAME UP WITH. WE HAD THE WORLD'S GREATEST GOT TOGETHER AND THEY COULDN'T FIGURE OUT TO MAKE -- PLUS WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THE SAME DIFFERENT SHADES OF BLUE? I'M COLOR BLIND. THIS IS [BLEEP] CONFUSING. THE ONLY THING I MAKE OUT HERE IS THREATENED. HATE SPEECH -- IT'S ALL, HATE SPEECH DISINFORMATION MISINFORMATION CAN GO IN THE SAME BUBBLE. >> Greg: THERE YOU GO. >> Tyrus: IT COULD BE JUST ONE BALL. I DON'T LIKE ONE BALL BUT >> Greg: IT DIDN'T WORK JIM THEY TRIED TO CONFLATE OPINIONS WITH FALSE HOODS. YOU'RE AN EXPERT ON VENN DIAGRAMS, IN FACT I THINK YOU MAJORED AT YALE. >> Jim: IN VENN DIAGRAMS, YES. UNFORTUNATELY I DIDN'T GRADUATE I WAS CAUGHT MASTER BAITING IN THE CAFETERIA. THE LUMP WAS PHENOMENAL, HIGH HIGHEST PRAISE. BUT I THINK THIS IS OBVIOUSLY JUST VERY SILLY. I AM PARTICULARLY NOT GOOD AT FORMING MY OWN OPINION SO I'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO HAVE SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT'S GOOD AND WHAT'S NOT. I DON'T TRUST THE UN I THINK TWITTER SHOULD BE THE ULTIMATE AUTHORITY AND THE PEOPLE THAT WORK FOR TWITTER. AND THEIR DEFINITION, THE REASON THEY SAID, I READ A LOT OF THIS AND THEY SAID THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MISINFORMATION AND DISINFORMATION WAS INTENT. LIKE MISINFORMATION IS A MISTAKE WHERE DISINFORMATIONS WAS A PURPOSEFUL THING. THAT'S THEIR DEFINITION, I THINK THEY JUST NEEDED SOMETHING TO FILL IN THE THIRD CIRCLE. >> Greg: TRUE THEY NEEDED BALANCE. IT'S INTERESTING IT'S NOT TO ADD CLARITY AT ALL, IT'S TO CONFUSE YOU BECAUSE ULTIMATELY UNDERNEATH THOSE WORDS IS A BAD IDEA. >> Jim: WHO'S TO SAY WHAT'S HATE SPEECH. I POSTED A PHOTO OF MYSELF AND PEOPLE WERE CRITICAL OF MY APPEARANCE. >> Greg: THAT IS HATE SPEECH. >> Jim: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >> Greg: BUT SO WAS THAT PICTURE. >> Jim: YES IT WAS. TOUGH CROWD TONIGHT. >> Greg: I KNOW. TUESDAYS ARE ALWAYS LIKE THIS, THEY'RE COMING TO BACK FROM A LO
