Greg Gutfeld: Dems love taking your stuff

WILL COVER IT. SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT. [CROWD NOISE] >> YEA. HAPPY -- [CROWD NOISE] HAPPY MONDAY, EVERYBODY. HOPE HAD A GREAT WEEKEND. I KNOW I DID. I WOULD SHOW YOU PRISHTHS BUT YOU WOULD THROW UP. >> TONIGHT'S TOPIC PROPERTY. FOR LEFTIST PER THIS DESPISES PRIVATE PARTY THE DEMES LIKE TAKING YOUR STUFF. YOU KNOW THE CALIFORNIA BILL THAT SIGN IN THE LAW WOULD MAKE IT A CRIME FOR EMPLOYEES TO STOP WORKERS TO STOP SHOP LIFTER ENABLING CRIMINALS HAND CUFFING THEIR VICTIMS. I DON'T MINDS THE CUFFING IF THERE IS ROLEPLAYING INVOLVED. NOT AT WORK IF YOU ARE TRYING TO DO YOUR JOB I LEARNED THAT WITH LARRY CUTLOW. [LAUGHTER] JUST WENT HOME WITH THE KEY. [LAUGHTER] HARD TO PUT THOSE PANTS ON. AS AN EMPLOYEE YOU GOTTA TAKE TEMPERATURE AS PEOPLE RANSACK YOUR WORK PLACE. WHEN DOES IN STOP? WHEN DOES THIS INCLUDE CAR DEALER SHIPS WHY YOU CAN AFFORD AND HOW FAR IS TOO FAR. 2 CELL MATES ONE IN FOR RAPE AND OTHER FOR STOPPING A RAPE. >> DA THEY ARE INTERCHANGEABLE. IF YOU WORK SOMEWHERE WELL IS A STRONG CHANCE YOU LIKE WHERE YOU WORK EVEN IF YOU ON ARE JUDGE'S ASSISTANT. [LAUGHTER]. POOR THING. MAY BE YOU MANAGED THE PLACE MIGHT OWN IT. AND IMAGINE SOMEONE COMING IN AND DOG THIS. RIGHT? IT IS DEMORALIZING. IT IS MENT TO BE DEMORAL IEGZ. DEMORAL REMOVE POSSIBILITY OF PASSING MORAL JUDGMENT ON A PROTECTED CLAFTSZ CRIMINALS. THEY WANT US TO FEEL TELLING RIOTERS TO STOP RIOTING IS LIKE TELLING THEM TO STOP SINGING CHRISTMAS CARROLLESS WE ARE TOLD IT IT IS NOT WORTH TEMPERATURE IT IS MERCHANDISE. HOW THE STORE DIFFERENT GR YOUR WALLET OR PURSE IT IT IS HOW INVESTED YOU ARE IN THAT STUFF. YOU ARE TOLD NOT TO CARE. BUT ULTIMATE LOW EXCUSING THEFTROUSES RESPECT EVERYONE HAS FOR PRIVATE PROPERTY OF THE WHY STEELING A CANDY BAR WHEN YOU WERE A KID MEANT GOING TO THE POLICE STATION AND HAVE YOUR PARENTS PICK YOU UP SO YOU NEVER FORGET THE FEELING OF SHAME. THAT IS REPLACED WITH THE LAW TELLING SHOP LIFTERS THEY CAN STEEL 900 BUCKS OF STUFF PER POP WE FEEL THE SHAME. TODAY WE ARE PUSHING INCENTIVE IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION LEFT HAS A PROBLEM WITH DENT LIMITS. TERM LIMITS. SPEED LIMITLESS. HAVING NO LIMITS MEANS CRIMINAL JUSTICE REFORM BECAME A CRIMINAL PROTECTION PLAN OF YOU WANT TO STOP CARJACKING GO AFTER THE CARS FOR NOT PREVENTING CAR THEFT THEY THOUGHT RIDING KIA WAS TURN ENOUGH BUT APPARENTLY NOT. WHY STOP THERE? WAS YOUR HOW WAS TOO EASY TO BREAK INTO WHICH YOU DEFENDED YOURSELF YOU MAIMED THE THUG IF YOU WERE TOLD NOT TO THEN YOU OTHER CRIMINAL AND POLITICIANS REMINDS ACTUAL IT IS NOT WORTH IT APPLAUDING YOUR ARREST. AND THEY WILL. THEY KNOW NO LIMITS. EXCEPT WITH PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE WITH THEM THEN THEY LIMIT YOUR SPEECH OR RATIFY TO RUN A BUSINESS YOUR WAY. THIS IT IS CRAZY APPEAR WOMEN ONLY SPAS WHERE WOMEN ARE NAKED MAY BE FORCED ACCEPT MEN WHO SAY THEY ARE WOMEN BUT STILL HAVE THEIR PENISES. YEA. LITERALLY A [INAUDIBLE] MOVE. >> YEP. YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE TESTICLES HAVING A MASSAGE. THAT'S ON YOU THE LAW SAY YOU DON'T OWN YOUR BUSINESS. A BILL PUNISH PARENTS MISGENDERING THEIR CHILDREN. CHILDREN ARE NOT PROPERTY BUT THEY ARE YOUR CHILDREN THAT'S WHY YOU SAY THESE ARE MY KIDS UNLESS YOUR BABY MAMA IS SAY STRIP AND DAD IS JOE BIDEN I NEVER MET THOSE WOMEN AND THE CHILDREN ARE NOVELTY MINE WHEN THE ACTIVISTS SAY THERE ARE NO LIMITS THEY CAN COME FOR YOUR KIDS. YOUR FAMILY LIKE YOUR BUSINESS IS MY BUSINESS. ABOUT SEPARATING YOU FROM WHAT IS YOURS, PROPERTY, FAMILY. YOUR STORE AND RIGHT TO SELF DEFENSE. THEY WILL TAKE YOUR GUNS BUT NOT KEEP YOU SAFE AM I'M NOT A THEATRIST. I DON'T HAVE TO BE IT IS DONE IN THE DARK THIS IS NOT LIKE FAT GUY IN THONGS TWERKING IN FRONT OF KIDS THEY ARE NOT TRYING TO HIDE IT. HOW FUNNY I NEVER SEE THIS HAPPEN ON MARTHA'S VINEYARD. >> TONIGHT'S GUEST! THAT CLICKING SOUND IS HIS TYPE WRITER OR CUSTODYING HIS TOE NAIL IN PUBLIC. NO LITERARY CRITIC WALTER KERR. [APPLAUSE] HER MILE IS BRIGHT AS FIGHTS ANTISEMITISM. HUMAN RIGHTS LEADER BRETT GOLDSTEINFUL LOVES PERFORM NOTHING UPON PRISONS THE CROWD CAN'T LEAVE COMEDIA JOE DEMETO. >> AND SHE IS LIKE TOUGH FLEXIBLE AND FOUND ON BATHROOM FLOORS. CAT TIM. IT IS HOT IN HERE. WALTER I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU IN A BIT YOU LOOK GREAT >> HOME IN LAS VEGAS FOR AWHILE THAT'S WHY I'M SO TAN. >> YOU HAVE A GOLDEN GEORGE HAMILTON VIBE GOING NOW. >> THEY PUT BABY POWDER ON ME IT IS WORSE THAN THIS. >> [LAUGHTER]. WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS MY PREMISE. IN I WAVING TOO MANY TOPICS TOGETHER OR DO YOU FEEL THERE IS SOMETHING HERE ABOUT RELINQUISHING CONTROL? IT IS RELINQUISHY PRIVACY. LET'S TAKE THINGS IN ORDER. FIRST, SHOP LIFTING LAW. I THINK LIKE MOST INSANE CALIFORNIA LAWS THIS DOES NOT GO FAR ENOUGH THEY KEEP IT SHORT OF RIDICULOUS SO THAT PEOPLE CAN ACCEPT IT. I THINK INSTEAD OF BEING PREVENTED FROM STOPPING SHOP LIFTERS PEOPLE WHO WORK IN STORES SHOULD BE REQUIRED BY LAW TO HELP SHOP LIFTERS. >> YES >> FOR EXAMPLE IF YOU SEE A SHOP LIFTER HAVING TROUBLE WITH A 98 INCH UPON COLOR TV. YOU BRING A TROLLEY OVER AND YOU HAVE BEEN -- YOU SAY, LISTEN I GET OFF IN HALF AN HOUR AND GOT A TRUCK IF YOU NEEDA TO GET HOME, BUT -- YOU KNOW >> GOOD POINT THE FACT IS YOU ARE FACILITATING THE THEFT SO THAT THERE IS A REDUCTION IN TIME SPENT IN THE STORE. YOU ARE BEING HELPFUL. >> IN THE IDEA TO PREVENN VIOLENCE, YOU KNOW, BEING ACTUALLY HELPFUL WILL PROBABLY KEEP THINGS PEACEFUL. >> BUT YOU KNOW I FEEL SORRY FOR CLERKS WHO CAN'T AFFORD THE THINGS THAT THE SHOP LIFTERS ARE STEELING. YOU KNOW LIKE MAN, YOU KNOW I HAVE BEEN SAVING UP THAT'S WHY I HAVE THIS JOB. AND YOU ARE TAKING IT OUT THE DOOR. THE OTHER THING ABOUT SHOP LIFTING IS THEY USED TO HAVE TO HIDE AND WEAR RAINCOATS NOW YOU CULL UP YOUR CART AND SAY. OF HEY I'M GETTING THE BOUNLTY PAPER TOWELS THEYOR SALE AND THIS GUY SAYS I'M GETTING THE FULL PROCESS AND STEELING THEM SO -- IT DOES HURT THE RAIN COAT INDUSTRY. BECAUSE NOW SHOP LIFTERS ARE NOT BUY NOTHING BULK OR STIGE THEM AND THE INDUSTRY IS NOT NECESSARY FOR FLASHING ANYMORE. >> THAT IS TRUE. >> AS IS TRUE OF YOUR SECOND STORY YOU CAN NOW WALK IN WOMEN'S ONLY SPA. I'M FROM THE MIDWEST. I'M NOT COMFORTABLE SEEING PENISES AS A MAN. SO I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW THE WOMEN FEEL. >> THEY ARE NOT ELEGANT EXTREMITIES. >> NO. NOTHING THERE SEEMS TO GO TOGETHER IT IS KIND OF A COMICAL COLLECTION OF. ODD FEATURES. >> [LAUGHTER]. >> WHEN I WAS A KID. >> I NEVER SEEN MY MOTHER NAKED. WHY THANK GOD. >> AND SHE IS PASSED NOW. >> [LAUGHTER]. I CONSIDER THAT LUCKY I NEVER WILL. BUT -- WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY IS WHEN I WAS A KID IN THE MIDWEST IF YOU WANTED SEE A NAKED WOMEN'S BODY YOU HAD TO BUY A PRODUCT THAT WAS ADVERTISED IN THE BACK OF MANAGE ZEB X-RAY SPECKS. IF YOU WORE THESE YOU HAD A PRAYER OF SEEING THE PAINT OUT LINE OF A WOMAN'S NAKED BODY. NOW THERE IS NO MARKET YOU WALK IN THE SPA. IT IS KILLED ANOTHER INDUSTRY. I GOTTA MOVE O. DIE TO HEAR MORE. I HAVE TO ASK YOU, BROOK, WALTER IS TOUCHING ON THE TOUCHING ON THE MASSAGE PLACE. IS IT INTERESTING HOW MASSAGENISTIC WOMEN CAN BE TOWARD OTHER WOMEN THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT A DUDE INBULGES HIS PROSECUTE VERSION WANTED GO IN THERE WITH HIS AROSED MEMORABILIA. [LAUGHTER]. I'M NOT A DOCTOR. YOU KNOW. DOES IT INSTRUCTOR:YOU ANTIWOMAN. >> VERY MUCH. I THINK THAT THE COURT RULING IS A PROBLEM. AN EXAMPLE OF LEGAL WARFARE THE COURTS ARE BEING USED TO VIOLATE THE BASIC CIVIL RIGHTS OF WOMEN TO PRIVACY AND SAFETY AND WE HAVE SEEN THIS IN THE SPORTS INDUSTRY. WHERE ALL OF THE GANGS WE HAVE MADE WITH THE WOMEN'S RIGHTS MOVEMENTS HAVE BEEN IN A SECOND ROLLED BACK WHERE WOMEN WHO ARE TRYING HARD TO VETERANS AND MARGINALIZED BECAUSE THEY ARE FORCED COMPETE WITH MEN AND I WANT TO BE VERY CLEAR. THERE IS NO CIVIL RIGHT FOR A MAN NO MATTER HOW HE IDENTIFIES TO EXPOSE HIMSELF TO WOMEN IN A PRIVATE ACCOMPLICE. ABSOLUTELY NOT. BUT WOMEN DO HAVE CIVIL RIGHTS TO SAFETY AND PROTECTION. AND I THINK THIS THIS JUDGE WHO RULED THAT ANTIDISCRIMINATION LAW INTERCEPTED VIOLATE WOMEN'S RIGHTS SENT BACK TO LAW SCHOOL. THE BIGGEST PROBLEM IS ENFORCEMENT YOU LEARN IN LAW SCHOOL IF THERE IS A LAW NOT PROPERLY ENFORCE TODAY IS A BAD LAW. HOW DO YOU KNOW WHICH MEN ARE SELF IDENTIFIED. >> EXACTLY. >> THIS COULD BE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF I DO DISAGREE WITH YOU TO GO ON THE OTHER CALIFORNIA LAW. I NEVER DISAGREED WITH YOU. I THINK THIS IS A HISTORIC FIRST. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEM WITH THE BILL. IT DOES NOT PRESENT EMPLOYEES FROM STOPPING THEFT WHEN IT DOES IT IS PROHIBITS THE EMPLOYER FOR REQUIRING. THE EMPLOYER SHOULD IN THE FORCE THE EMPLOYEE TO BE INVOLVED IN A DANGEROUS SITUATION THAT IS SECURITY PERSONNEL. BUT IT DOES NOT DEAL WITH THE PROBLEM. PROBLEM IS THE INSANITY IN CALIFORNIA. WHICH LEAD COMPANIES TO CLOSE. HUNDREDS OF JOBS ARE LOST AND THIS HAS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF >> ALL RIGHT. >> JOE. YOU HAVE BEEN I THINK I KNOW WHERE YOU WILL GO THE MASSAGE PLACE THEY ARE KOREAN RUN. >> YOU IMAGINE THE POOR KOREAN WOMEN THAT ARE LIKE WHAT IS WHERE THIS IS AMERICA WHAT IS GOING ON? >> MAY BE CANADA. SEALING YOOCHL IT IS UNFIRE THE MEN CAN GO IN A WOMEN'S SPA AND I MAINTAIN A 50 FOOT DIDN'T PER COURT ORDER THAT IS VERY UNFAIR. I THINK THE SHOP LIFTING FIRST THING YOU NEED TO PRICE EVERYTHING AT 999 AND ABOVE. THEY CAN'T TAKE TEMPERATURE I THINK THE SOLUTION WE NEED IS IF YOU REMEMBER THE L.A. RIOTS THE FAMOUS OFFICER TOP KOREANS WHO NOW THEY ARE WHITE SUPREMACISTS. DEFENDED BUSINESSES THEY GOT THEIR SECOND AMENDMENT TO GET THE AR FELONY'S AND PEOPLE DID NOT COME IN THEIR ACE THEY KNEW. YOU DON'T MESS IT IS THE -- FOOL AROUND AND FIND OUT. IF ANYTHING WE NEED LAWS WHERE YOU HIRE PEOPLE TO BEAT THE CREPE OUT OF SHOP LIFTERS IN YOUR STORE. NOW, YOU LOOK AT THE LULU LEMON IF YOU ARE EMPLOYEE, TELL YOUR FRIENDS COME STEEL WHILE I'M AT WORK AND I WILL SPLIT IT IS. WHY THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO IF I WAS YOUNG I DO LULU LOOTING ON THE SIDE. COME IN I DON'T HAVE TO BE THERE. SET THE TABLE UP IN FRONT OF THE STORE NO ONE CAN SAY. >> YOU CAN TAKE SO MUCH LUL LEMON STUFF IT IS FINE. THAT'S TRUE IT WOULD BE EASY TO STEEL LEGGINGS. THE YOU TRIED TO PUT THEM ON UNDER WHEN YOU ARE WEARING. I WENT IN THE DRESSING ROOM AND LEAVE WITH CLOTHES ON. >> OKAY. >> YEA. I AGREE I AGREE WITH YOU YOU CAN'T ARE YOUR EMPLOYER FORCING TO YOU STOP IN I DANGEROUS SITUATION AND LOSE YOUR JOB FOR IT YOU. DO YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING IT IS IN LINE WITH THE COLLECTIVE PROPERTY. AND OPPOSED PRIVATE PROPERTY RIGHTS WE OWN OUR OWN STUFF TEMPERATURE IS NOT SURPRISING THEY NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. I THINK AND RATHER NOT TALK ABOUT PENISES AGAIN. [LAUGHTER]. I FEEL THE AMOUNT OF TIME I TALK ABOUT THAT [INAUDIBLE] ON THE SHOW IS TOO MUCH. >> THAT'S EQUITY. >> YOU WILL HATE ALL PENIS WEDNESDAY. >> [LAUGHTER]. MY GOD. >> AND THURSDAY AND FRIDAY. >> YES. >> [LAUGHTER]. THEN WE HAVE BONER WEEK >> I THOUGHT WORKING AT CABLE NEWS WOULD BE LESS GENITALIA TALK. >> BONER WEEK WILL BE LIKE SHARK WEEK INSTEAD OF SHARK ITS IS BONERS. I UNDERSTAND THAT HOW DANGEROUS THEY ARE. BONERS GET A BAD WRAP.

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Length: 15min 21sec (921 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 13 2023