>> SOMETIMES COFFEE MAKES ME STUTTER. YOU ARE A BUNCH OF JERKS IF YOU DON'T CLAP. SHUT UP, IT'S OVER A. IT'S A THRILLER OF A THURSDAY. LIKE YOU JOINED US. HE'S GOT A NEW SHOW ON SATURDAY BECAUSE APPARENTLY HE IS CHEAPE THAN INFOMERCIALS FOR NONSTICK PANS. LUKE WHO ELSE IS HERE? YOU CAN STILL SMELL THE MOONSHINE ON HER BREATH. I HOPE THAT'S ME IN CHINA AND SHE'S NOT DRINKING HAND SANITIZER AGAIN. THE THINGS YOU LEARN FROM KAT. >> DO YOU KNOW WANT TO KNOW HOW THE MEDIA MANIPULATES THAT NEWS? WHICH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY BECOME THE NEW SPRAYED. >> ON CNN, JEFF ZUCKER ANNOUNCE HIS RESIGNATION EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. >> HIS RESIGNATION IS STANDING. >> IT'S A TOUGH DAY HERE AT CNN. >> THIS IS A HUGE SURPRISE AND IT LEAVES THE LEADERSHIP VOID. >> THAT'S FUNNY. >> THEY'RE SHOCKED. THEY JUST HAD NO IDEA, INCLUDIN CAPTAIN DONAT IS TURF IS MEDIA SCANDAL. SO LIKE MY CREEPY BABY SHOE COLLECTION, THIS STORY JUST DOESN'T ADD UP RIGHT YOU THINK THIS IS A RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN TWO CONSENTING DIVORCED ASSAULTS , AND IF YOU DO, DO YOU MIND SHARING HALF OF WHAT YOU'R HUFFING WITH ME? OR DOES IT MEAN A STORY LIKE BY CNN TO DUPE EVERYBODY ELSE. IT APPEARS THEY ARTY DUPE THEIR ANCHORS BRIGHT BUT CNN IS THE EXPERT ON DEFLECTION, FIRST IT WAS TRUMP AND RUSSIA, FOUR YEAR OF HYSTERIA THAT WAS MORE FAKE THAN KAMALA'S LAUGH. THEY MISS THE COVID OUTRIGHT, AND THERE IS THE CRIME WAVE, SOMETHING THAT CNN MOCKED TO DEFLECT FROM THEIR CULPABILITY THEY MADE JANUARY 6 THERE 9/11. THE FACT IS HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED, OUT OF A CANNON INTO THE EAST RIVER OVER THE HUGE ERRORS IN THOSE TINY TINY RATINGS. THEY ARE SAYING IT'S ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP. IT'S LIKE SAYING AL CAPONE WAS ARRESTED FOR TAX EVASION. IT'S BS WHICH STANDS FOR [BLEEP] . MAYBE HE WAS SHOCKED THAT A WOMAN WOULD SLEEP WITH A GUY THEY CAME IN SECOND BEHIND STELTER AT GEORGE STANCZYK LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST. WITH RADAR ONLINE WAS ABOUT THE REPORTS ON THE INDISCRETION, CN HAD HIM RUN A STORY AIMING TO DISCREDITED. THAT WAS A MONTH AGO WHEN HE IS CALLED THE STORY GARBAGE AND A ALLY WHICH SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE SOMETHING HE WOULD ORDER HIS MEDIA TO DO, SO HE KNEW, BUT IT GETS DUMBER COME AT THE LADY WA HE WAS INVOLVED WITH IS ALLISON GAULLIST AS SENIOR VP AT CNN PERIGEE REMAINED AT THE RELATIONSHIP SAME WE HAVE BEEN CLOSE FRIENDS AND SPECIAL PARTNERS FOR OVER 20 YEARS. RECENTLY OUR RELATIONSHIP CHANGED DURING COVID RIGHT I REGRET WE DIDN'T SPLIT AT THE RIGHT TIME TO WRITE SO YES, IT CHANGED DURING COVID LIKE IT WA A SYMPTOM OF A MICRON. APPARENTLY THERE JAB CAME IN TH FORM. THAT'S ALMOST AS REAL AS THIS GREAT MOMENT IN CNN COVID JOURNALISM. >> HERE IS THE OFFICIAL OF THE BASEMENT CLEARED BY THE CDC. THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF. >> YOU CAN DREAM A LOT NOW. >> BUT THE COVID THING, IT'S A LIE, EVERYBODY KNEW ABOUT THIS FOR YEARS. AND LIKE DON LEMON STUPIDITY IT WAS ACCEPTED. THEY TRIED TO SELL MAKE COUNTERFEIT VIAGRA, I'M NOT BUYING IT. NOT AGAIN. THE OUTRAGE WE ARE HEARING ABOU NOW IS JUST A COVER LIKE ANDREW CUOMO KILLING NURSING HOME RESIDENTS BY GETTING KICKED OUT FOR A SCANDAL. HE GOT CANNED FOR THE LADY THAT HE WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ALSO WORKED FOR ANDREW CUOMO AN ACCORDING TO THE NEW YORK POST IT'S LIKE WHAT WE'VE ALWAYS BEE SAYING ABOUT THE DNC AND THE MEDIA, THEY ARE LITERALLY ALL EMBED TOGETHER. SO THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE QUOTE AFFAIR, IT'S THAT HE WAS SMART ENOUGH TO USE THE AFFAIR TO GET OUT OF CNN ON THE TAIL END OF SOME OTHER TRULY GROSS CNN SCANDALS, THAT IS CLEVER TIMING. HE LOOKS BETTER, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW I GET ALL MY INVESTIGATIVE JOBS FROM SCOOBY DOO AND THIS WHOLE TIME I SHOULD'VE BEEN WATCHING TO CATCH A PREDATOR AN YET THEY WORRY ABOUT JOE ROGAN BEING MORE TRUSTED THAN THEIR PATHETIC STATION. >> IF YOU THINK ABOUT MAJOR NEWSROOMS THAT HAVE HEALTH DEPARTMENTS AND OPERATIONS AND WORK HARD ON VERIFYING INFORMATION ON COVID 19 AND THE YOU HAVE TALKSHOW HOST LIKE JOE ROGAN WHO JUST WING IT THEY MAK IT UP AS THEY GO ALONG AND BECAUSE FIGURES LIKE ROGAN'S AR TRUSTED LIKE PEOPLE, BUT DON'T TRUST REAL NEWSROOMS, YOU HAVE PROBLEM MUCH BETTER THEN SPOT A FIVE. >> STOP YOUR CRYING. YOU WILL MOLD YOURSELF, FROSTY. WHY NOT ASK AMERICA, WHY NOT AS YOURSELF WHY AMERICA TRUST AS STUTTER MORE THAN THEY TRUST YOU . WHAT HAPPENS TWO RELIABLE SOURCES WHEN YOU'RE MOST RELIABLE SOURCE JUST RESIGNED? AND WHO IS GOING TO PROTECT THE ANCHORS AS THEY BLEED MORE VIEWERS THAN A 50 POUNDS SACK O LEECHES. IT'S FUNNY THE GUY IN CHARGE OF MEDIA SCOOPS, MISSES THE SCOOP RIGHT UNDER HIS NOSE. PERHAPS HE WAS TOO BUSY WATCHIN FOX TO SEE WHAT WAS HAPPENING AROUND AND IGNORING THE OBVIOUS. >> ALRIGHT, GREAT MEETING, EVERYBODY, THAT'S IT FOR TODAY. >> TED, DID YOU DO ANYTHING FUN THIS WEEKEND? >> OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? BIG I DIDN'T KNOW YOU DID STAND-UP COMEDY, THAT'S CALLED. >> I MURDERED AN INNOCENT COUPL WHILE THEY SLEPT. >> GOOD ONE. TO GET YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I TORTURED A HUSBAND-AND-WIFE TO DESECRATE. >> RIGHT. DO YOU DO COOKING WITH RASPBERRIES OR SOMETHING? I STABBED A DRIFTER ON THE WAY HERE. >> SOUNDS GOOD, TED, I WILL SEE YOU AT TO O'CLOCK. >> KNOW YOU WON'T. SO ABOUT CNN A FAMOUS MAN ONCE SAID YOU CAN KEEP HATING ENTERE BUT THAT TURNED STILL STINKS THAT FAMOUS MAN WAS ME. I CAME UP WITH IT WHILE IT WAS WATCHING JESSE GETTING HIS MAKEUP DONE. TO ME CNN IS LIKE A DECENT CARD THAT GOT CARJACKED, IT'S DEFILED , DESTROYED, THE WALL STREET IS SHREDDED, AND THE OWNER ONCE THE INSURANCE COMPAN TO TOTAL IT SO YOU CAN GET SOMETHING NEW. THAT IS CNN, THE ONCE DECENT NETWORK THAT GOT CARJACKED BY CREEPS THAT TURNED IT INTO A CONFLICT CHASING. IF THAT SENTENCE HAD ANYONE SEE 'S IT WOULD BE JOE BIDEN'S REPORT CARD. LIKE JOE THE BRAND AS A SHELL O ITS FORMER SELF. CONSTANTLY TRYING TO FORGET WHA HE JESTED BECAUSE IT'S SO EMBARRASSING. CNN, THE MOST TRUSTED NAME IN GROOVES. I KNOW JUST THE GUY. WHY NOT, AFTER ALL THE THAT WEN DOWN OVER THERE, THIS HAS TO BE A STEP UP. >> WELCOME TONIGHT'S GUEST, HIS NEW SATURDAY SHOW LET'S IT RUIN YOUR WEEKEND TO HOPE. ON FOX NATION WITH BRIAN KILL ME . THIS SOUTHERN SOUTHERN BELLE WENT FROM ATTENDING BALLS TO RAKING OUT. FOXBUSINESS ANCHOR McDOWELL. HER THERAPIST SAYS SHE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE, FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR KAT TIMPF PARITY PUTS A RED LIGHT ON HIS HEAD BEFORE LANDING AIRCRAFT. TYRUS. CONGRATS ON THE NEW SHOW AND FINALLY NAMING IT. ONE NATION. >> IT TOOK A WOW. >> C OR HOPPING ONTO THE POPULACE BANDWAGON. HE WAS BRILLIANT TO LEAVE NOW BECAUSE OF ALL OF THE OTHER BIG SCANDALS, AND THEN IT HELPS THE COVER UP WHAT MIGHT BE HIDING. WHAT'S AUO FOX AND FRIENDS USE. >> I HAVE A LOT. I'M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE GUTFELD. THEY PAID OFF THE RAFT, THEY HA THE HOME CROWD, THEY TURF THEY FEEL THEIR OWN WAY, THEY TOOK T THE FIELD THEIR DIRECTION AND THEY STILL LOST. I MEAN THEY WENT AFTER ALL THE MEDIA THAT ALLOWED THEM TO DO EVERYTHING. THEY KNOW THAT EVERYTHING IS GOING TO POCKET THE GOVERNMENT IS IN THEIR POCKET AND THEY STILL CAN'T GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER. WE GLANCE AT THE MEETINGS EVERY DAY, IF YOU TALK ABOUT PEOPLE A CNN THEY DON'T KNOW THAT RATINGS . THAT'S HOW WE'RE TRAINED TO SWING. AND THEY DON'T GET CLOSE RIGHT NOW THEY PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO SEE THE RATINGS, SO HE LEADS AN ACT FAKE FAILURE. GAVE THE TODAY SHOW IN HIS 20s HE HELPED TURN IT AROUND SINCE THEN HE ADVOCATED COURIC TALKSHOW LESS MAYBE ONE YEAR THAN HE WENT TO NBC AND THAT BRILLIANT IDEA HAVING CONAN O'BRIEN TAKE OVER AND THEN HIT THE PANIC THEY PUT JAY LENO BACK , AND THEY YOU DESTROYED THE LATE-NIGHT FRANCHISE SO GO TO CNN IN A VERY SHORT TIME, HE WA FIXATED ON TRUNK, HE HAD A MOMENT AND HE COULD NOT GET OVE IT. JANUARY 6, NOW HE FAILED AND HE LEADS IN DISGRACE VERY BEYOND THING I WOULD SAY IS THIS WE KNOW A FRACTION OF THE STORY, BUT HE LOSES THE ABILITY TO TEL HIS SIDE, HE LOST HIS MICROPHONE . >> THE THING IS THE OTHER REASO WHY IS SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO ANSWER ANYMORE QUESTIONS IN COURT. I'M NOT A LAWYER. I JUST NOTICED THAT. >> TESKE NINI. >> OKAY, THIS IS A PROBLEM FOR ME, IT MAY BE NOT A PROBLEM FOR YOU. THEY CAN'T GET RID OF SELTZER, IF THEY GET RID OF SELTZER, WHA AM I GOING TO DO? THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH JOY READ T GO AROUND. >> PARIS TRIED TO COUNSEL YOU O AN EARLY ALSO ABOUT GETTING OFF THE SELTZER CAKE. AND THEY ARE HARD TO TURN DOWN GRADE I THINK YOU MIGHT NEED, YOU NEED TO WORK ON THAT OVER THE WEEKEND. FIND ANOTHER SOURCE OF MATERIAL. WHY WASN'T THE DUDE FIRED FOR HIS RATINGS? HE'S AN EXECUTIVE, YOU'RE A BUSINESS LEADER, YOU GET CANNED PURELY FOR THAT REASON. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE SHOW AND CABLE NEWS IN THE TOP 20. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THEY DON'T PROGRAM FOR THEIR VIEWERS STRAIGHT IF THE VIEWER, IF YOU TURN CNN IT'S LIKE BEING DOWNWIND FROM A HOG FARM OR DRIVING BY PAPER MILL O THE WAY TO THE BEACH. YOU'RE LIKE OH MY GOD, WHAT DOE THAT SPELL. INSTEAD THEY PROGRAM WHILE HE PROGRAMMED OR DID, HIS OWN EGO, AND THEN THE ANCHORS ARE JUST THERE TO MORALIZE AND WHAT DID ALLISON HE HAD THIS UNCANNY ABILITY TO MAKE EVERYONE OF US FEEL SPECIAL AND VALUABLE IN OU OWN WAY IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU. IT'S ABOUT THE VIEWER. I COULD GO ON. I HAVE A LOT TO SAY. DO ANALOGIES IT WAS LIKE HE WAS RUNNING A SANDWICH SHOP THAT ONLY SERVED HEAD CHEESE BECAUSE HE LIKED HEAD CHEESE. >> REPS LEWDLY WRITE. IT SOMEBODY THAT OPENS A BUSINESS THAT SOMETHING THAT NO ONE ELSE LIKE STRAIGHT I'M GOIN TO OPEN A RECORD STORE AND IT'S GOING TO BE NOTHING BUT I DON'T KNOW. CHEAP TRICK. >> CHEAP TRICK I LOVE CHEAP TRICK THAT. >> AND MAY NOT SEE ANYBODY FOR WEEKS IN THEN SOME BY ME WALK B AND SAY TRICK. SURRENDER, A RUMOR THAT. AND THAT MADE MY DAY BIRD THAT' TRUE, BUT THINK ABOUT IT. HE IS THE MEDIA WATCHDOG PRETENDING THAT HE ISN'T VERY YOU HAVE ANY NEW THEORIES? >> I HAVE AN IMAGE IN MY HEAD THAT IS GOING TO TAKE YEARS TO GET OUT OF. IF THERE IS ANY IF YOU COULD JUST PLEASE DRAW ME A PICTURE O BABY GUTFELD THAT WOULD BE SO AMAZING. >> HAVE TO BE A GOOD ARTIST. TO GET YOU I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU HAVE TO BE. A GREAT ARTIST WOULD BE GREAT. BUT I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN YOUR NEMESIS . THE TALE OF THE TAPE. HE'S GOT YOU BY A FEW POUNDS, BUT YOUR AROUND THE SAME HEIGHT. >> A THINKING STYLE OF THE MAIN. >> ANYMORE. APPARENTLY FROM INSIDE CNN, THEY'RE ASKING HIM TO LEAVE CNN. >> I FEEL LIKE WE BECOME ESPN O THAT CABLE NEWS. >> YOU JUST GET A SMALL LITTLE HIGHCHAIR, YOU JUST HAVE THEM SIT THERE AND EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE YOU JUST SMACK HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD. CAN GET YOU COULD BE MY LITTLE DOCTOR EVIL, KAT, DID YOU SEE THE NEW YORK POST THEY SAID THA THERE IS NEW INFORMATION THAT HIM AND HIS GIRL WERE HELPING THE GOVERNOR APPEAR ON HIS BROTHER SHOW GREAT THAT'S NOT SURPRISING. WHAT PIQUES YOUR CURIOSITY? >> I JUST THINK THERE IS SO MUC MORE, THERE HAS TO BE. I ACTUALLY DON'T BELIEVE THAT EVERYONE KNEW RIGHT I THINK MOS PEOPLE DID, BUT THE ONE REASON THINK MAYBE EVERYONE DIDN'T IS BECAUSE IT IS SO BORING. LIGHT GOSSIP IS SUPPOSED TO BE INTERESTING. IF PEOPLE CAME UP TO ME AND SAI THESE TWO PEOPLE AT MY WORK MOTHER BOTH DIVORCED. >> THAT IS ACTUALLY LIKE IF SOMEBODY CAME TO YOU WITH A CAN OF GOSSIP YOU WOULD SAY GET OUT OF HERE. TO GIVE THEIR ADULTS, THEY'RE I THEIR 50s AND THEY ARE SEEN EACH OTHER. >> CONSENSUALLY. >> THAT'S NOT GOSSIP, THAT'S BORING TO GAIT THEY HAD A PRESERVATION LAWYER OF TEXT MESSAGING BETWEEN HER AND THE GOVERNOR. IT SHE GOING TO SAY THAT IT WA HER IDEA TO HAVE CUOMO ON WITH MOMO? IS THAT GOING TO BE THE CHRIS CUOMO CASE? >> THEY WERE WORKING WITH TO PROTECT BIG CUOMO, SLASHING STORIES, HELPING BATTLE STRATEGIES. >> HE'S GOING TO MAKE THE CASE WERE SPREAD. >> IF I'M GOING DOWN, I'M GOING DOWN BIG TIME. HE'S NOT GOING TO FALL ON THE SWORD. >> HE'S GOING TO GET FIRED ANYWAY. JOHN MALONE ON THE BOARD AT DISCOVERY DOESN'T LIKE THE WAY THAT CNN WAS BEING RUN NUMBER ONE, NUMBER TWO, THIS PREVENTS THEM FROM PAYING OUT THE $18 MILLION TO CHRIS CUOMO BECAUSE BECAUSE CUOMO WENT TO AT&T WHO CURRENTLY OWNS THEM AN SAID, HEY, I WILL RAT ON HIM, AND THEY SAID WE DON'T CARE AND NOW YOU'RE NOT GETTING YOUR 18 MILLION. >> WE'VE GOT TO MAKE SOME CALLS.
