♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Greg: MY MOUTH, I HAVE NO CONTROL. HAPPY FRIDAY. IF THERE'S ANYTHING WE LEARN FROM COVID, IT'S THAT OUR LEADERS AND EXPERTS ALIKE, AND THEY SUCK. THAT'S IT, GOOD NIGHT. [LAUGHTER] FIRST, SO-CALLED LEADER, KAMALA HARRIS, OR AS JOEL CALLS HER, PRESIDENT HERS, AS SHE ATTEMPTS TO STRING WORDS TOGETHER LIKE HACK LICKING CHRISTMAS LIGHTS, AND SHE IS THE DIMMEST BULB. >> THAT OPEN LETTER, URGING THE ADMINISTRATION TO CHANGE COURSE, CHANGE STRATEGY. >> IT'S TIME FOR US TO DO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING. THAT TIME IS EVERY DAY GRADE EVERY DAY, IT IS TIME FOR US TO AGREE THAT THERE ARE TOOLS AVAILABLE TO US TO SLOW THIS DOWN. >> Greg: THAT TIME IS EVERY DAY. [LAUGHTER] IT IS LIKE A SONG LYRIC. THAT'S NOT WORD SALAD. THAT'S A TURD SALAD WITH A VINAIGRETTE OF VOTER REGRET. THEY SCATTER LIKE A DECK OF CARDS, A STRONG WIND. TWO METAPHORS TIED TOGETHER. [LAUGHTER] THE DEMOCRATS WERE HOPING THAT HER YOUTHFUL ENTHUSIASM WOULD RUB OFF ON BIDEN, BECAUSE THEY'VE ONLY BEEN IN THE SAME ROOM TWICE IN THE LAST YEAR. INSTEAD, BIDEN'S INCOHERENCE HAS RUBBED OFF ON HER, AND IS APPARENTLY AS CONTAGIOUS AS OMICRON. >> President Biden: COUNT THE VOTES. COUNT THE VOTES. >> Vice President Harris: YOU CAN GOOGLE IT OR GO TO ANY SEARCH ENGINE, AND SEE WHERE A FREE TESTING SITE IS AVAILABLE. >> President Biden: TO HELP LEAD OUR FEDERAL PROGRAM, I HAVE TAPPED DR. TOM INGLESBY, CORRECT? >> Vice President Harris: I WOULD HAVE TO LOOK AT THE CURRENT INFORMATION, BUT SOON. IT IS A MATTER OF URGENCY FOR US. WE ARE DOING IT. >> BUT SHOULD WE HAVE SOONER? >> Vice President Harris: WE ARE DOING AT. [LAUGHTER] >> Greg: A NEW VARIANT, CALL IT JOE-MICRON. DOESN'T ASPIRE AS MUCH CONFIDENCE AS A DOCTOR IN THE ROOM WEARING A FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR T-SHIRT. SCIENTISTS THOUGHT THAT SOME COVID LEAKED FROM A LAB, BUT WORRIED THAT DEBATE WOULD HARM SCIENTISTS IN CHINA. THE LAST THING WE WANT TO DO IS BRING A HALT TO LAB EXPERIMENTS THEY ARE DOING ON CAGED POODLES. THIS ACCORDING TO A RECENTLY SURFACED EMAILS IN WHICH ONE EXPERT ADMITS FROM NEARLY A YEAR AGO THAT A LIKELY EXPLANATION WAS THAT COVID HAD RAPIDLY EVOLVED IN A LOW SECURITY LAB. A "LOW SECURITY LAB." TO ME, THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE WORST KIND OF LAB. [LAUGHTER] AT LEAST FROM MISSING AROUND FOR DEADLY VIRUSES. KAT IS MESSING AROUND MAKING METH IN HER GARAGE. [LAUGHTER] IT WAS SUGGESTED THAT THE VIRUS WAS READY FOR RAPID TRANSMISSION BETWEEN HUMANS. THAT'S A BIG WOOPS, EVEN BIGGER THAN THE DAILY ONE BETWEEN BIDEN'S SLACKS. DID THEY LIE TO GET THE TRUTH OUT? FAT CHANCE. THEY THREADED THAT NEGATING RESOURCE WOULD DO HARM TO SCIENCE AND CHINA IN PARTICULAR. THERE WAS ONE THAT THIS COULD DAMAGE INTERNATIONAL HARMONY. THEY KEPT IT QUIET NOT TO PROTECT YOU, BUT THE FEELINGS OF THE BRUTAL, LYING DICTATORSHIP THAT IS AS SENSITIVE AS A CHUBBY KID ON TIKTOK. THE FORMER OF THE NIH, WHAT WERE THEY DOING RATHER THAN TELLING US THE TRUTH? THIS. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I AM LOOKING AT THE SIGNER OVER THERE, THINKING "THIS IS A TIME WHERE I ENVY THE DEAF." [LAUGHTER] MY EARS ARE GOING TO CHARGE ME WITH. THE PANDEMIC RAGED, AND FRANCIS PLAYED HIS GUITAR LIKE A CAMP COUNSELOR RUINING YOUR S'MORES. THE EMAILS REVEALED THAT THEY ARE LESS INTERESTED IN SCIENCE THAN POLITICS, AND FELT IT WAS BETTER TO HIDE THE ORIGINS OF A DEADLY VIRUS AND BE OPEN FOR THOSE OF US THAT WE'RE ABOUT TO DIE. THERE WERE PEOPLE LIKE US WHO KNEW THE VIRUS LIKELY CAME FROM MATLAB. SOME WERE SCIENTISTS, AND THEY WERE WIDELY MARKED, SOME CALLED RACISTS. THE MOCKING EXPERTS PRIVATELY AGREED WITH THEM, YET THEY LEFT THE PEOPLE WHO SAID THIS PUBLICLY HUNG OUT TO DRY TO PROTECT THEIR OWN ASSES AND GRANTS. THEY TOLD US TO WEAR MASKS IN OUR CARS, EMPTY PARKS, SWIMMING POOLS. HOW SANE OR THE SCIENTISTS IN THE FIRST PLACE? THEY CREATED A DEADLY VIRUS THINKING THEY COULD REVERSE ENGINEER A VACCINE IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE. ONE ADDRESS NOT CREATE THE VIRUS? , YOU DON'T NEED TO REVERSE ENGINEER THE VACCINE. THEY'VE ARTIE MADE VACCINES THAT FIGHT NATURAL VIRUSES, SO THAT WE DO NOT TO INVENT NEW DEADLY OR CREEPIER ONCE. WHAT'S THE FUN AND THAT IF YOU WANT TO PLAY GOD AND SUCK UP A GOVERNMENT -- I'M NOT SAYING THAT THIS WAS LEAKED ON PURPOSE. I'M PRETTY SURE NO ONE WANTED TO KILL MORE THAN 10 MILLION PEOPLE. IN THIS ARROGANT, MURKY UNIVERSE, EXPERTS KNEW THERE IS A RISK YOU COULD LEAK A DEADLY MAN-MADE VIRUS, BUT THEY DEEMED THE RISK ACCEPTABLE. WHEN IT HAPPENS, THEY BLAMED IT ON THE WET MARKETS, WHICH IS A GROSS VERSION OF TRADER JOE'S. WHILE JUST DOWN THE ROAD, RESEARCHERS WERE BUBBLING AROUND LIKE NUTTY PROFESSORS. HOW CONVENIENT. THE PANDEMIC HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH SCIENTISTS. REPUBLICANS HAD TO FORCE THEIR HAND TO GRANT ACCESS TO THE DOCUMENTS AFTER THESE SCIENTIFIC INSTITUTIONS REPEATEDLY RESISTED EFFORTS TO COME CLEAN. THESE EMAILS SHOW THAT SCIENTISTS WERE ALREADY TRYING TO SILENCE DEBATE, CLAIMING IT WOULD DISTRACT TOP RESEARCHERS FROM THEIR ACTIVE DUTIES HERE DELAY A NUCLEAR WEAPON HEADING TOWARDS NEW YORK WOULD DISTRACT PEOPLE FROM GOING TO WORK. COLLIN IS WORRIED THAT THE VOICES OF CONSPIRACY WILL QUICKLY DOMINATE, PERHAPS BECAUSE, IN THAT CASE, THOSE VOICES WERE RIGHT. COHEN'S AWFUL SINGING CANNOT DROWN THEM OUT ANYMORE. THEY COVERED UP THE TRUTH, AND NOW WE ARE COVERING UP OUR FACES. THEY KNEW THE LAB LEAK WAS RELATED AND THEY LET ON, AND WE ARE LEFT WITH MILLIONS OF DEAD. CALL IT MANSLAUGHTER COMING WITH THE CRIME IS THE GAMBLE. THEY ROLLED THE DICE, ACCIDENTAL RELEASE, BUT BORN FROM A RISK THEY ACCEPTED, LIKE A DRUNK DRIVER GETTING INTO HIS CAR. SOMEONE MIGHT GET KILLED, BUT PROBABLY NOT GOING TO BE ME. THEY PUT THEIR REPUTATIONS ABOVE HUMAN LIVES. TO THEM, YOU WEREN'T MUCH MORE THAN THE CONTENTS OF A PETRI DISH. WHAT IS THE PUNISHMENT FOR THAT? EVEN IN THE MOST LIBERAL CITY, THEY WOULD MAKE YOU POST BAIL. ♪ ♪ SPOKEN TONIGHT'S GUEST! POLITICS STAY CONSERVATIVE, BUT HIS BEARD SAYS "DADDY." CHADWICK MOORE. HERE'S ONE MORE SO THAN STEREOTYPE. SHE WILL SLAP YOU WITH HER POSSUM. [LAUGHTER] FOX BUSINESS ACRE DAGEN McDOWELL. DEMOCRATS SAY HIS COMEDY IS WORSE THAN JANUARY 6TH. MICHAEL LOFTUS. SHE IS PROOF BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN, IF BY FUND HUMANE PRIORS KAT TIMPF. [LAUGHTER] WHAT IS WORSE THAN YOUR WARDROBE? THE CONTENTS OF OUR EXPERTS OR POLITICIANS. ALL OF THE ABOVE. >> CAN'T THEY BE EQUAL? I FIND THIS WHOLE THING DEEPLY DISTURBING. THEY ARE WORRIED ABOUT "THIS MIGHT AFFECT SCIENTISTS IN CHINA." I INVITE THEM TO GO TO ANY COLLEGE CAMPUS. SCIENCE AND CHINA IS GOING TO BE JUST FINE. THEY ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE A BIG HIT. [LAUGHTER] ARE OPTIONS OR WARRANTS, ACCIDENTAL LEAK AND BAD SOUP. I AM FOR THE THIRD RAIL, THAT WHOLE "LET'S DO THIS ON PURPOSE" THEY KEEP DIALING UP THE DIFFERENT VIRUSES. THIS SEEMS ALSO SO PERFECT. "THIS ONE KILLS REDHEADS, BLONDES. WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING THAT KILLS FIVE DIABETICS RIGHT BEFORE THE ELECTION? ">> Greg: THE PREMISE IS THAT THIS WAS A VALUABLE EXERCISE: WE CREATE THE KILLER SO WE CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO STOP THE KILLER. PROBLEM IS THEY CREATED THE KILLER IN THE KILLER GOT LOOSE! AND MOST SOUNDS LIKE A MOVIE, DAGEN. >> Dagen: IF PEOPLE WATCHED MORE MOVIES FROM THE '80s, THIS WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED. WHAT HAPPENS TO OUR HEALTHY FEAR OF COMMUNISM? COMMUNIST COUNTRIES WANT THE UNITED STATES OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH, TAKE AWAY OUR LUSCIOUS FREEDOMS. MY PARENTS RAISED ME TO FEAR THE SOVIET UNION. THEY HAD NUKES, HATED AMERICA. I WATCHED ROCK AND BULLWINKLE MORE THEN NATOSHA TAUGHT ME -- THEN, 1994, "RED DAWN." THOMAS HOWELL GAVE ME THE TINGLES, SO I WORKED THE VHS TAPES. [LAUGHTER] WOLVERINES! THE SOVIET UNION WAS ABLE. I'M NOT TALKING McCARTHYISM, THE RED SCARE, HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN, BUT WE WOULD NEVER -- DON'T THESE OLD COOTS, GORDON LIGHTFOOT AND TONY FAUCI, DON'T THEY REALIZE THIS GOVERNMENT -- WHY WOULD YOU GIVE THEM MONEY IF YOU KNEW THEY WERE GOING TO DO EXPERIMENTS IN A LAB THAT WAS NOT SAFE? >> AT LEAST MAKE IT A HIGH LEVEL LAB. HOW HARD IS THAT? >> THEY HAVE LOOKED TO DESTROY THE UNITED STATES, AND IF THEY HAVE MY KNOWLEDGE FROM PATRICK SWAYZE MOVIES, THIS WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED. >> PUT THAT LITTLE WEATHER-STRIPPING IN THE WINDOWS. >> THIS IS THE ONLY LAB IN CHINA BUT DOES NOT HAVE SECURITY CAMERAS? "WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!" [LAUGHTER] >> Greg: THIS IS THE QUESTION I HAVE NOT HEARD ASKED. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT NEGLIGENCE, NOT PREMEDITATED MURDER. HE DID NOT WANT TO KILL A BUNCH OF PEOPLE. THEY THOUGHT IN THEIR HEADS THAT THEY WERE SAVING FUTURE LIVES, SO THEY WERE DOING GOD'S WORK SO TO SPEAK, SAVING MILLIONS. INSTEAD, 10 MILLION LIVES -- THEY DID IT IN A CARELESS LAB, IN A CARELESS WAY. WHAT KIND OF ACCOUNTABILITY IS THERE? IS THERE A DEATH PENALTY -- I DON'T KNOW. I AM JUST PUTTING THAT OUT THERE. [LAUGHTER] IT'S NOT FOR ME TO SAY. BECAUSE SOMETHING HAS GOT TO HAPPEN! >> I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARREST. THAT'S ANOTHER QUESTION WE GET TO. WHO DO YOU CHARGE? >> WE KNOW WHAT THE PENALTY FOR TREASON IS IN THIS COUNTRY. I WON'T SAY THAT ON TELEVISION. WHAT IS THE NEXT LOGICAL THING TO HAPPEN? AN INTERNATIONAL TREATY AGAINST RESEARCH OF THIS TYPE, BUT NOBODY IS EVEN TALKING ABOUT THAT. IT DOES NOT SEEM LIKE THAT IS EVEN ON THE TABLE, BECAUSE "SCIENCE IS WINNING." I WOULD BE SURPRISED TO LEARN ABOUT THIS INTERNATIONAL HARMONY THAT WE APPARENTLY HAVE. "IT'S SO FRAGILE, WE'VE HAD IT FOR SO LONG!" NEXT TIME THERE IS A OCCURRING, WHAT DO WE DO TO MAKE SURE THIS DOES NOT DISRUPT THE INTERNATIONAL HARMONY? HAVE AT THE JAM SESSION? [LAUGHTER] >> CALL FOR A DRUM CIRCLE. >> THAT'S THE ATTITUDE PEOPLE IN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS HAVE. "I KNOW I'M BEING MISTREATED, BUT I WOULD NOT WANT TO DISRUPT THE HARMONY. [LAUGHTER] "THE GASLIGHTING IF ANYBODY DARED IT TO SAY "THIS VIRUS THAT BROKE OUT IN THIS SAME NEIGHBORHOOD AS THIS LAB FULL OF VIRUSES MAY BE CAME FROM THE LAB FULL OF VIRUSES. THEY WERE LIKE "YOU ARE INSANE, YOU ARE SO CRAZY THAT YOU'RE CRAZY IS DANGEROUS. I BANISH YOU FROM ONLINE. ">> Greg: WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT IT BROKE OUT WHERE THE LAB WAS? [LAUGHTER] WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT? THAT WOULD GET PICKED UP, AND THEY WOULD CALL ME CRAZY. IF YOU JUST MENTIONED THE NAME "CHINA," A LINK TO THE LAB, YOU WERE RACIST. THAT'S WHAT'S WEIRD ABOUT THIS THING THAT MADE ME THINK IT WAS A COVER-UP. IF YOU SAID "CHINESE LAB," THAT WAS RACIST, BUT IF HE SAID WUHAN MARKETS, THAT WASN'T RACIST. IN FACT, THAT IS MORE RACIST, BECAUSE YOU ARE ATTRIBUTING IT TO A CULTURAL PRACTICE, AND IT'S A FARMERS' MARKET. THE REASON IT IS WET IS BECAUSE THEY HOST ON THE THEY HOSE DOWN THE GROUND. IT'S NOT THAT GOOD, THAT'S TAKE IT FROM ME. >> I WOULD LIKE TO GET THE WATER AFTER WHEN THEY HOSE IT DOWN. THAT'S WHEN IT'S GOOD. EVERYTHING IS MIXED TOGETHER, JAMBALAYA. >> Greg: HERE'S A LOT OF WHITE PEOPLE DID NOT WANT TO BLAME AND CHINA. I MUST'VE SAID THIS TWO YEARS AGO. IT IS NOT JUST ABOUT THEM. WE SPONSORED, SO WE CAN'T SAY "I SEE PEOPLE IN CHINA -- WE ARE THERE." IF YOU HAD TO DO A LAWSUIT, YOU WILL WOULD HAVE TO SUE THE UNITED STATES. THERE ARE SPONSORSHIPS IN THE U.S. IF OUCHI OVERSAW THE RESEARCH FUNDING. WE LIKE THAT LAB! IT'S GOING TO BE ON US. I THINK WE WENT TO THAT LAB. MATT RIDLEY, WE HAD HIM ON HERE. HE NAILED THIS
