TROUBLED. WHY? THE GREAT GREG GUTFELD IS NEXT TO PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE. HAVE A GREAT NIGHT. ♪♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Greg: HERE WE GO! ALL RIGHT! I WORE A TIE. WELCOME TO THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS SHOW. AND NOT JUST BECAUSE OF WHAT I'M WEARING UNDER THIS. [LAUGHTER] >> Greg: IT'S BECAUSE THIS IS THE MOST HONEST THING YOU'RE GOING TO HEAR ON TV. THIS PAST WEEKEND AN LA CROWD OF ABOUT 50 CRIMINALS DECIDEDED THAT NORDSTROM MIGHT BE SWEDISH FOR FREE STUFF. ROLL IT. THE CROWD RANSACKED THE SHOP STEALING A HUNDRED GRAND WORTH OF DESIGNER GOODS. WAIT A MINUTE, THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT VIDEO. THAT'S CHICAGO FROM LAST WEEK. THAT'S THE MOB THAT LOOTED A 7-11. I DIDN'T THINK NORDSTROM SOLD BEEF JERKY. CAN WE ROLL THE RIGHT ONE, PLEASE? GO AHEAD. ALL RIGHT. SO IN LA LAST WEEK 50 CRIMINALS -- WAIT A SECOND. THAT'S NOT LA EITHER. THAT'S PHILLY. THAT'S 100 KIDS TOOK A WAWA APART. THAT'S THE LAST TIME I LET YOU GUYS SMOKE WEED AT THE PRODUCTION MEETING. LET'S TRY IT AGAIN. SO OUT IN CALIFORNIA -- FOR GOD'S SAKE. WHO'S WORKING THE VIDEO TODAY? KILMEADE? THAT'S CALIFORNIA BUT IT'S FROM GLENDALE LAST WEEK WHEN A MOB LOOKEDED 300 GRANT FROM AN EASE ST. LAURENT STORE. ALL RIGHT, THERE'S NORDSTROM. OH, THAT WAS LONG. BY NOW THOUGH YOU DO GET THE POINT. THIS VIDEO LOOKS SO FAMILIAR, HUNTER BIDEN SHOULD HIT ON IT. ANOTHER MOB ANOTHER RANSACKING, THE ONLY DIFFERENCE THIS TIME SECURITY GUARDS TRIED TO INTERVENE BUT THE THIEVES USED BEAR SPRAY TO DRIVE THEM AWAY. BEAR SPRAY I GUESS THAT WILL BE LOCKED UP NOW AS WELL. AND THANKS TO THOSE JERKS LAW ABIDING SIT SENSE WON'T BE ABLE TO GET THE SPRAY THEY NEED. [PHONE RINGING] >> JODY, WHAT'S THE GOOD WORD, HUH? >> CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? BEAR SPRAY IS SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE AND MY NANA'S BIRTHDAY IS THREE WEEKS AWAY. >> NOT LIKE YOU NEED TO USE IT THOUGH RIGHT? BEAR ATTACKS ARE THE RAREST ON THE PLANET G LUCK THANKS FOR THE HONEY. >> YEAH. >> OH, MY GOD A BEAR! IF ONLY I HAD SOME KIND OF SPRAY. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Greg: DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING AT ALL. ANYWAY, I ALSO HAD A FRONT ROW SEAT MYSELF TO SCENES LIKE WE SAW THIS WEEKEND DURING THE 2020 SUMMER OF LOVE WHEN THIEVES DECIDED WHAT THEY ACTUALLY LOVED WAS RANSACKING SHOPS. I'D NEVER SEEN THAT LEVEL OF CRIMINALITY AND LINDSEY LOHAN LIVED IN MY BUILDING. SO YOU HAVE TO WONDER, WHAT CAUSES ALL THIS ORGANIZED LOOKEDING? WE GO TO THE EXPERT. I BET THEY HAVE TO GO OUT AND FEED THEIR CHILD AND THEY DON'T HAVE MONEY. >> THEY'RE PUT IN A POSITION WHERE THEY FEEL LIKE THEY EITHER NEED TO SHOP LIFT SOME BREAD OR GO HUNGRY THAT NIGHT. >> Greg: WELL, THAT'S DANGEROUSLY STUPID. SO HERE'S THE SCARY PART. WHY IS IT THAT WHEN A LARGELY WHITE-ATTENDED EVENT GOES BAD IT'S ONE AND DONE. AND I DON'T MEAN MY LAST BIRTHDAY PARTY WHEN TOM SHILLUE JUMPED OUT OF THE CAKE. TAKE CHARLOTTESVILLE. THAT'S LARGELY WHITE, IF I REMEMBER. AND IT WAS GROSS AND DISGUSTING. DID IT REPEAT? NOPE. THERE WAS UNIVERSAL REVOLITION AND CONDEMNATION. JUST LIKE MY HONEYMOON. THE SAME THING, THOUGH, HAPPENED ON JAN 6TH. WHAT MADE THAT SO BAD IS IT WAS SO JARRING, AN EXCEPTION TO THE RULE FOR ANY DEMS THAT MIGHT HAVE TUNED IN BY ACCIDENT. IT LASTED SIX HOURS, NOT DAYS OR WEEKS. WHAT ABOUT OTHER EVENTS WITH RASHT COMPONENTS THAT TURN VIOLENT. AS IN LOOTING MOBS. IT'S A STORY SO COMMON WE CAN JUST REPLAY OLD VIDEOS. WHY IS THIS SO COMMON? BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUSLY BEING IMITATED THE. PEOPLE IN GENERAL WILL IMITATE BEHAVIOR IF IT'S INCENTIVIZED AND ALLOWED. LET'S COMPARE. IN CHARLOTTESVILLE, CONDEMNATION, RIGHT? NOT INCENTIVIZED, AND SO NOT IMITATED. THE 2020 FLOYD RIOTS, INCENTIVIZED BY REFUSAL TO CRIMINAL ICE DESPITE BILLIONS IN DAMAGE AND AT LEAST 25 DEATHS. YOU HAVE A FUTURE VP SETTING UP A BAIL FUND FOR LOOTERS, MONEY THAT SHOULD HAVE GONE TO HIRING HER A SPEECH COACH. AND SO IT CONTINUED, IMITATED. THE POINT BEING THE MEDIA AND ITS ACC LIGHTS CANNOT DENY BLACKS THEIR RIGHTS TO IMITATE BAD BEHAVIOR WHILE THEY INFORM BLACKS IMITATING PRODUCTIVE BEHAVIOR IS SELLING OUT TO THE OH PRESENTERS. BLACK YOUTH ARE ENCOURAGED TO IMITATE BAD BEHAVIOR. YOU DON'T SEE LITTLE LEAGUE COACHES SHOWING THEIR TEAMS ENDLESS CLIPS OF THE METS. [LAUGHTER] >> Greg: I DIDN'T WRITE THAT JOKE. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BASEBALL SO DON'T COME AT ME OVER THERE. THERE ARE PEOPLE LEAVING IN METS JERSEYS. SO WHAT WILL THE DEMS SAY IN THEY'LL SAY IT'S ABOUT SYSTEMIC OPPRESSION. WHATEVER. THAT'S LESS A POLICY THAN A FORTUNE COOKIE AND WITH THIS ADMINISTRATION THERE'S REALLY NO DIFFERENCE. SOMETIMES I THINK THEY GET MOST OF THEIR IDEAS FROM PANDA EXPRESS. BUT BLAMING THE OH PRESSORS OR AS ALWAYS ALL WHITES MEANS ONE CANNOT OR WON'T ACCEPT THEM AS WORTHY OF IMITATION. WHICH IS SAD, BECAUSE, BOY, DO YOU MISS OUT ON THE EXCELLENCE OF INDIVIDUALS. BUT IF YOU ONTO USE THE GROUP FILTER OF OH PRESSER VERSUS OPPRESSED, YOU CAN'T SEE INDIVIDUALS AND HOW THEY ACT AND ACHIEVE, WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO IMITATE THEIR GOOD BEHAVIOR. WILL THERE STILL BE INJUSTICES? OF COURSE AND THAT SUCKS BUT YOU DON'T LET IT OWN YOU. INSTEAD USE ALL THE TOOLS YOU LEARNED, THE THINGS YOU IMITATE FROM OTHERS WHO ARE SUCCESSFUL TO REACH SUCCESS. I GUARANTEE RIGHT NOW JIMMY KIMMEL IS WATCHING A RERUN OF MY LAST SHOW FOR THE 58TH TIME AND ASKING, HOW THE [BLEEP] IS THIS DWARF DOING IT? THAT'S IMITATION. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Greg: BUT IT'S ONLY THE MEDIA ACADEMIC COMPLEX THAT ASSUMES BLACK AS A GROUP CAN ONLY FOLLOW BAD XAVRMS AND THAT ASSUMPTION GUARANTIES MORE YOUNG BLACK FOLKS WILL DO IT BECAUSE DOING ANYTHING ELSE IS SEEN AS EMBRACING WHITEY. WE NEED TO EXPAND THEIR HORIZONS, THEIR CHOICES, THEIR EXAMPLES FOR EXCELLENCE. ALL YOU HEAR ABOUT IS THE CARROT OR THE STICK WHEN IN REALITY I PREFER A CARROT THE SIZE OF A STICK AND THEN BEAT LOOTERS WITH IT. >> PERIOD! >> Greg: LET'S WELCOME TONIGHT'S GUESTS! IF THIS IS WHAT PAIN LOOKS LIKE CALL ME A MASSIST. HOST OF MAKING MONEY ON FOX BUSINESS, CHARLES PAYNE! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Greg: SHE SUFFERED FIVE YEARS AT THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF ESPN, OUTKICK HOST CHARLY ARNOLT! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Greg: HIS SAFE SPACE IS A GOOD WILL DONATION BID FOUNDER OF THE LOFTUS PARTY.COM, MICHAEL LOFTUS! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Greg: AND FINALLY, PARENTS SELL THEIR KIDS TO FINISH THEIR DINNER BECAUSE THERE ARE STARVING PEOPLE AT FOX. >> Kat: SAW WHERE THAT WAS GOING. >> Greg: FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR KAT TIMPF! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Greg: CHARLES, GREAT TO SEE YOU. YOU LOOK AS DAPPER AS ALWAYS ITHANK YOU. >> Greg: I FEEL BAD FOR MICHAEL LOFTUS BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT REAL PEOPLE DRESS LIKE. >> Michael: I LOVE THAT SUIT. >> Charles: THANK YOU, THANK YOU. HAVE TO FEEL THE FAB REFRESH YOUR RECOLLECTION SUPER 150. >> Greg: YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO TOUCH IT. >> Charles: OH. NEVER MIND I'LL TELL BUT IT LATER. >> Greg: WHY ISN'T THIS STOPPING? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY THEORY THAT IMITATION IS BEHIND THIS OR DO YOU THINK THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE? >> Charles: THERE'S A LOT BEHIND IT. BY THE WAY I'M SURPRISED HE CAME TO ME FIRST ON THIS. LET ME JUST TELL YOU MY QUICK OWN PERSONAL EXPERIENCE. SO I GREW UP AROUND THE COUNTRY, AROUND THE WORLD, FIRST PART OF MY CHILDHOOD, AS AN ARMY BRAT. MY PARENTS SEPARATED, WE MOVED TO HARLEM IN THE 70s AND I CAN TELL YOU THE BLACKOUT OF 1977 IN NEW YORK CITY WAS AMAZING. IT WAS THE -- MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS THE HARDEST HIT LOOTING. AND, I MEAN, I'M OUT THERE -- UNDERSTAND, I'M LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW AND PEOPLE ARE STEALING STUFF THAT I WANTED SO BAD. I SEEN A GUY RUNNING DOWN THE BLOCK WITH A BOOM BOX. I WAS LOOKING AT THIS BOOM BOX FOR FOUR YEARS. FOR FOUR YEARS, I'M LIKE, OH, MY GOD. [LAUGHTER]. >> Charles: THEN THERE'S A WOOL WORTH THREE BLOCKS AWAY, FOR SOME REASON THEY TOOK THE TIME EX WATCH DISPLAY WHICH USED TO BE ABOUT SIX FEET TALL. THEY CARRIED IT FROM THREE BLOCKS AWAY AND DROPPED IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY BUILDING. ALL THE WATCHES. TO THIS DAY I HAVE A FIXATION. YOU SHOULD SEE MY WATCH COLLECTION. IT'S TRUE. >> Greg: I GET IT. >> Charles: THAT'S IT. SO THE WHOLE TIME I'M ASKING MY MOM CAN I PLEASE GO LOOT, PLEASE? AND SHE SAID NO. SHE KEPT SAYING NO, YOU CAN'T LOOT. I FINALLY IN THE MORNING WHEN SHE FELL ASLEEP I DID GO OUT FOR SOME CRUMBS, IT WAS BAD. I WENT TO A TOM McCANN SHOE STORE DOWN IN THE BASEMENT PITCH BLOCK I GRABBED A BIG ASS BOX, I WAS LIKE I GOT SOMETHING, I MOVE, PEOPLE GRABBING IT, I GO UP, I OPEN IT UP IT WAS THOSE BIG SHOE HORNS. SO, YOU KNOW, THE THING IS, YOU'RE TAUGHT IN BLACK NEIGHBORHOODS THAT YOU'RE OPPRESSED AND THIS IS OKAY, YOU KNOW, THAT THIS SYSTEM HATES YOU SO ANY OPPORTUNITY YOU GET TO EXACT REVENGE, FINE. IT'S NOT JUST THE MEDIA, IT'S THE EDUCATION SYSTEMS, EVERYONE ELSE, PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE TRYING TO HELP YOU WHO ARE THE ONES ACTUALLY HURTING YOU. I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THIS COUNTRY, POLITICIANS IN GENERAL ARE SEDUCING PEOPLE TO DOING THIS, PARTICULARLY BLACK KIDS. IT'S HEART BREAKING. IT'S SCARY. EXAMPLE ALONG WITH THE POOR HER EDUCATION AND OTHER THINGS THAT THEY DO NOT WANT BLACK PEOPLE TO DO WELL IN THIS COUNTRY. AND YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP TO SEE WHO REALLY IS ON YOUR SIDE AND WHO ISN'T. THE PEOPLE LIKE MY MOM WHO SAID HELL NO, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GO LOOT, IS WHO YOU WANT ON YOUR SIDE. >> Greg: YEAH. AMEN [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Greg: CHARLY, MAYOR BASS, I THINK IT'S BASS NOT BASS. WHO CARES. SHE SAID THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR IS UNACCEPTABLE. BUT IF IT WERE UNACCEPTABLE, IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN. HAVEN'T THE POLICIES MADE IT SO THAT IT'S ACCEPTABLE? YOU CAN GO IN AND STEAL 900 BUCKS. >> Charly: IT'S INTERESTING BECAUSE YOU HAVE SOME MAYORS CALLING IT ACCEPTABLE BUT THEN YOU HAVE FOR EXAMPLE THE MAYOR OF CHICAGO WHO WON'T EVEN REFER TO IT AS A RIOT, INSTEAD CALLS IT A LARGE GATHERING. WHICH THAT'S NOT A LARGE GATHERING. >> IT'S A PICNIC. >> Charly: YEAH LIKE A BARBECUE IN YOUR BACKYARD FOR LABOR DAY IS A LARGE GATHERING. IT'S INTERESTING HOW POLITICIANS WILL SAY IT BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO SAY THE WRONG THING. THAT'S THE PROBLEM, IN CHICAGO AS WE'VE SEEN JUST THIS WEEKEND THERE WAS A CONCERT IN CHICAGO, LITTLE DIRK CONCERT, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT LITTLE DIRK SINGS BUT A WARNING OF AN ACTIVE SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING, PEOPLE FREAKED OUT STARTED RUNNING FROM THEIR SEATS AND MOST SENSIBLE PEOPLE YOU WOULD IMAGINE WOULD RUN STRAIGHT OUT THE DOORS. THERE WAS A LOT OF YOUNGER PEOPLE WHO WERE THERE WHO DECIDED TO JUST START RAIDING THE MERCH STAND. YOU'RE SEEING THIS IN ALL DIFFERENT SITUATIONS. >> Greg: DIRK MERCH I. >> Charly: DIRK MERCH. >> Greg: I WOULD NOT RISK MY LIFE OVER DIRK MERCH. YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT WHERE THEY'RE RESELLING IT WHETHER ONLINE OR SOMEWHERE ELSE. I MAKE FUN OF MICHAEL LOFTUS A LOT AND GOD KNOWS HE DESERVES IT. BUT, IN MANY WAYS, YOU'RE A HERO. BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW LOW YOUR LIFE GETS OR DOWN AND OUT WHEN YOU WERE LIVING, YOU KNOW, CRUMB TO CRUMB ON THE HIGHWAYS WITH YOUR LITTLE BINDLE ON THE BOX CARS, YOU NEVER LOOT. >> Michael: NO. NOT EVEN IF THERE'S LIKE CANS OF BEANS LIKE LYING BY THE SIDE WE DON'T. THE HOBO CODE. [LAUGHTER] >> Michael: THE LOOTING THING IS FARCICAL NOW. ALMOST IN A WEIRD WAY COMEDIC AND I'VE BEEN WAITING TO SAY THIS A LONG TIME, I'M SO JEALOUS. I ACTUALLY WROTE ABOUT THIS IN MY BOOK, NEITHER STUNNING NOR BRAVE, ABOUT THE MASS LOOTING. BECAUSE THERE ARE NO CONSEQUENCES. THERE'S NOT. LIKE YOU HAVE FAT GIRLS LOOTING NOW. RIGHT? THAT'S INSULTING. THEY'RE NOT EVEN WORRIED ABOUT THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO RUN. THEY'RE LIKE, I'M GOING TO HIT NORDSTROM'S, HIT THE I WILL INHALER AND THEN HIT THE BUFFET. >> Greg: I DON'T WANT TO JOIN IN ON THIS. >> Michael: YES YOU DO. >> Greg: THERE IS VIDEO, WE DID IT ON THE SHOW, OF TWO GIANT WOMEN AND THE ASSUMPTION IS THAT NO ONE'S GOING TO CHASE THEM. >> Michael: RIGHT. WHICH IS WHY SOME OF THESE STORES, HERE'S WHAT WE SHOULD DO. THIS IS PATRIOTIC. >> Greg: WHAT? >> Michael: YOU PUT A PLAQUE ON THE STORE, INSTEAD OF LIKE PLAY LIKE CHAMPIONS, ANYBODY CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING AUTOMATICALLY ENLISTS IN THE UKRAINIAN FREEDOM ARMY. RIGHT? SO YOU JUST CATCH A COUPLE DUDES, BIG GIRLS, PUT THEM ON A PLANE AND SAY HEY, YOU WON A TRIP TO THE UKRAINE. >> Greg: YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S CONSTITUTIONAL, KAT. >> Michael: SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN-LAWS. >> Greg: THAT'S TRUE >> Kat: NO. JUST NOT MOST LAWS >> Greg: WHAT DO YOU MAKE -- DO YOU GET THE SENSE THAT RETAIL IS DEAD WHEN INSURANCE COMPANIES DON'T CARE? >> Kat: THAT'S THE THING YOU'RE SAYING HOW DOES THE LOOTING KEEP GOING. I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW STORES KEEP GOING. BECAUSE LIKE EVEN BEFORE THIS STORES PASSED THEIR HEYDAY A LONG TIME AGO. I'VE NEVER GONE TO STORE IT'S EASIER TO SHOP ON LINE BUT IT IS IT'S NOT EASIER TO STEAL ON LINE. SO I DON'T UNDERSTAND. HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE VISITING THE STORE TO MAKE THIS KIND OF THING WORTH IT T ONLY TIME I'M IN A STORE IS WHEN I GET SOMETHING ONLINE THAT DOESN'T FIT AND I HAVE TO GO TO STORE BECAUSE THE STORE IS AT LEAST BETTER THAN THE POST OFFICE WHICH IS NOT A COMPLIMENT. >> Greg: YOU GO TO THE STORE IF YOU'RE USING CASH, RIGHT? SO THERE IS A A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THOSE NEIGHBORHOODS, IE NOT YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD, OF COURSE, WHO NEED CASH. YOU HAVE A CREDIT CARD >> Kat: YEAH. >> Greg: A LOST NEIGHBORHOODS HAVE CREDIT CARDS, THEY HAVE CASH >> Kat: I DON'T THINK THOSE PEOPLE ARE USING CASH. >> Greg: I'M TALKING ABOUT STORES. STORES SAY OPEN IN SOME NEIGHBORHOODS FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T GO ONLINE BUT I DON'T KNOW. >> Charly: BUT EVERYTHING'S LOCKED UP IN SOME OF THE STORES LIKE EVEN IN THE FROZEN FOOD SECTION YOU CAN'T EVEN GET A FROZEN PIZZA. >> Charles: CAN I ADD TO THE BIG GIRL THING? >> Greg: YEAH. >> Charles: SO I COME OUT OF TOM McCANN AND I GOT NOTHING. SHOEHORN WHAT AM I GOING TO DO. I LOOK ACROSS THE STREET AT THE SINGER STORE NOW NO ONE AT MY FAMILY SEWED BUT WHAT THE HELL THE GRATES ARE RIPPED DOWN. I GO IN THE SINGER STORE THERE'S NOTHING. ALL OF A SUDDEN THE COPS SHOW UP. AND THEY WEREN'T ARRESTING ANYONE BUT THEY WERE WHOOPING ASS SO THEY WERE JUST LIKE, JUST LIKE -- I'M LIKE OH BOY. HOW THE HELL DO I GET OUT OF HERE. I SAW THIS GIRL ABOUT 400 POUNDS, I WAS LIKE UH-OH, AND I JUST EASED RIGHT OW. YOU'LL APPRECIATE THIS. SHE WAS LIKE A TACKLE AND I SCOOTED OFF AND I WENT HOME SAID I LEARNED MY LESSON. MOM, YOU WERE RIGHT. >> Greg: THAT IS SO PLUS -- WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT? BODY POSITIVE WHAT HE JUST DID? >> Michael: YES, HE WAS EMPOWERING THAT YOUNG LADY. >> Charles: SHE SAVED MY LIFE.
