WITH US. SET YOUR DVR SO YOU DON'T MISS -- M [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> GREG: HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY MONDAY, EVERYONE. YOU ALL LOOK BEAUTIFUL. WELL, SOME OF YOU. SO ANOTHER WEEKEND, ANOTHER BIDEN BLUNDER. THERE IS FLATULENCE IN WHOOPEE GOLDBERG'S DRESSING ROOM. WHILE DELIVERING A SPEECH SATURDAY NIGHT OLE JOE MIGHT HAVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING. NAMELY, THAT YOU EVER HEARD OF LL COOL JAY. >> TWO OF THE GREAT ARTISTS OF OUR TIME REPRESENT THE GROUND BREAKING HISTORY OF HIP-HOP IN AMERICA. LL COOL J. BY THE WAY, THAT MAN HAS BICEPS BIGGER THAN MY THIGHS. >> GREG: BRING JOE TO THE 21st CENTURY, TRY NOT TO CALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN MALES OVER THE AGE OF 10 BOY, IF YOU ONCE EULOGIZED A CLOSE FRIEND WHO HAILED THE KU KLUX KLAN BUT JOE DOES KNOW HIS HIP-HOP. AN ACCOMPLISHED BREAK DANCER. ♪ ♪ ♪♪ >> GREG: DOESN'T NEED CARDBOARD. I WONDER WHAT THE FELLOW DEMOCRATS THINK OF THESE GAFFES. [LAUGHTER] >> GREG: YES, AS THE GAFFES PILE UP NEWSOM IS LAUGHING SO HARD, BIRDS ARE FALLING OUT OF HIS HAIR, AND NOW A SHOCKING NEW "WASHINGTON POST" HAS BIDEN IN A -- THE ONLY THING SHOCKING ABOUT THAT IS IT'S NOT A 70--POINT LEAD. I GUESS IT'S TIME TO GET BACK TO WHAT WORKED IN HIS LAST CAMPAIGN AND HAVE DR. JILL LOCK HIM IN THE BASEMENT. I WONDER WHAT HIS FELLOW DEMOCRATS THINK ABOUT THAT. [SCREAMS] [Laughter] >> GREG: WHY DO I KEEP BRINGING UP GAVEIN? OTHER THAN MY RESPECT FOR HIS WORK IN AMERICAN PSYCHO, HE'S STARTING TO DISTANCE HIMSELF FROM HIS PARTY'S WORST IDEAS. NEWSOM, A GUY WHO HATES FOSSIL FUELS BUT CAN STILL BRING DOWN THE PRICE OF GAS BY RINGING OUT HIS HAIR ONCE PROCLAIMED THE STATE WOULD BE A SANCTUARY TO ALL WHO SEEKED IT. AND THEN THEY CAME, MOVING FASTER THAN A MOB OF WALL GREEN SHOPLIFTERS, HE SAYS HE HOPES THE U.S. SUPREME COURT WILL OVERTURN THE CURRENT LAW THAT BANS MS. STATE FROM REMOVING OUT OF CONTROL HOMELESS ENCAMPMENTS. IMAGINE THAT WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, GAVIN? THAT THE SANCTUARY SEEKERS WERE GOING TO SHOW UP IN WENT A BIG GOES. ONCE AGAIN ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF A HIGH-PROFILE LIB USING HIS BIG MOUTH TO WRITE A CHECK HIS ASS CAN'T CASH. LAST YEAR AFTER TEXAS GOVERNOR ABBOTT ORDERED THAT PARENTS OF TRANSITIONING CHILDREN SHOULD FACE CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION NEWSOM TWEETED THIS. TRANSKIDS AND THEIR FAMILIES SHOULD BE CELEBRATED. NOT TARGETED BY THE STATE. THEY ARE HEROES. SO TO FEARFUL FAMILIES IN TEXAS RIGHT NOW, CALIFORNIA'S DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN TO YOU. YES, AND SO IS THE SIDE DOOR ON SOME PEDOPHILE'S MINI VAN. THEN CAME THE NATIONAL POLLING BY OVERWHELMING MAJORITY. IT TURNS OUT AMERICANS DON'T FAVOR MINORS TRANSITIONING. SO LAST WEEK WHEN A CALIFORNIA LAW WAS PROPOSED THAT JUDGES IN CUSTODY CASES FAVOR THE PARENT WHO SUPPORTS TRANSITIONING A CHILD'S NEW GENDER, NEWSOM KILLED THAT LAW QUICKER THAN A LATE TERM ABORTION. YES, I KNOW, HUH? NOW THE LEFT, BEING THE LEFT, WAS OUTRAGED BUT THEY MISSED SOMETHING BECAUSE NOW NEWSOM SAYS HE ONLY VETOED IT SINCE IT'S ALREADY THE LAW. THAT'S A NICE ONE. YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT THIS GUY IS STILL OILY. HE SHOULD JOAN OPEC BUT WHAT A MAGICIAN, ONLY HE PULLS EXCUSES OUT OF HIS BUTT INSTEAD OF RAPS FROM HIS HAT. AND THAT'S THE STRATEGY, COVERING HIS BUTT BECAUSE MUCH OF THE POLICIES JUST LIKE KAMALA HARRIS, JUST DON'T WORK. SO PEOPLE ARE EVENTUALLY FORCED TO LOOK ELSEWHERE. NEWSOM HIMSELF IS DISCOVERING THIS THE HARD WAY. HE RECENTLY SAID IN AN INTERVIEW THAT HIS KIDS ARE ON A PATHWAY TO A MICROCULT BY LISTENING TO THE LIKES OF ANDREW TATE, JOE ROGAN AND JORDAN PETERSON, BUT IS IT A PATHWAY TO A CULT OR BEING SAVED FROM THEIR DAD'S INSANE LIFE PHILOSOPHY BECAUSE AS SCOTT ADD DAL POINTS OUT THE HARDER THE LEFT TRY TO RAISE THE CHILDREN ON THE RIGHT THE MORE ANDREW TATE WILL BE RAISING THE CHILDREN ON THE LEFT. AND AT LEAST NO ONE IS TRYING TO SNIFF THEM. [LAUGHTER] >> GREG: I GUESS IN GAVIN'S WORLD KIDS COULD CHOOSE THEIR GENDER BUT NOT THEIR OPINIONS. IT'S FUNNY. THE DEFINITION OF A CULT IS KEEPING PEOPLE FROM CONTACTING PEOPLE NOT IN THE CULT, AND SILENCING SPEECH. BUT ISN'T THAT WHAT THE DEMOCRATS ARE DOING TO PARENTS AND JUST ABOUT ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH THEM? PERHAPS MANY LEFTIES, WITH GOOD INTENTIONS AS THEY ALWAYS DO AND AT SOME LEVEL THEY BELIEVE IN ALL OF THIS [ BLEEP ], BUT IN THE END REALITY SHOWS UP TO RUIN THINGS. MIKE TYSON ONCE SAID EVERYONE HAS PLAN UNTIL THEY GET PUNCHED IN THE MOUTH. I LEARNED THAT SITTING NEXT TO DANA. [LAUGHTER] >> GREG: AND NOTHING GETS HARDER THAN A COMPETITIVE WORLD WHERE BAD GUYS DO EXIST AND WHERE CAPITALISM UNLEASHES HUMAN POTENTIAL BETTER THAN ANYTHING ELSE AND WHERE CHILDREN BENEFIT BY HAVING AN ACTUAL CHILDHOOD. AS FOR NEWSOM, HE'S BEEN SAYING FOR MONTHS HE'S GOT NO PLANS TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT BUT THIS WEEKEND, HE DIDN'T EXACTLY SAY NO. >> HE MAY BE TERMED OUT HERE BUT DOES CLEANING UP THE STREETS OF CALIFORNIA ADD TO A PRESIDENTIAL RUN? >> WE'RE STRUGGLING IN THE STATE, HOUSING AND HOMELESSNESS. >> IS THAT A YES OR A NO? >> THAT WAS A NEVER ENDING RESPONSE TO YOUR QUESTION. >> GREG: WOW, THAT'S A SHIFT. SO IT SEEMS LIKE THE SLICKEST, SNEAKIEST MAN ON EARTH IS SLOWLY SLIDING IN. AND BECAUSE HE'S GOOD AT THIS POLITICAL THEATER HE COULD BE NEXT COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF. ESPECIALLY SINCE THE OTHER OPTIONS ARE NO LAUGHING MATTER. [LAUGHTER] >> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? >> I WANT TO GIVE YOU THE -- [CHEERS] >> GREG: TRYING TO SLEEP, HE COUNTS BUCKS INSTEAD OF SHEEP. MAKING MONEY ON FOX BUSINESS, PAY. [APPLAUSE] >> GREG: HE LOOKS AND SOUNDS LIKE A PACK OF MARLBOROS, COMEDIAN JIM FLORENTINE. SHE'S SO SHARP, SAVERS -- SAVES THE WORLD PODCAST. KENNEDY. "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST-SELLING AUTHOR, WORLD CHAMPION TYRUS. >> GREG: CHARLES, SOMETHING IS UP, AND IT'S NOT JOE BIDEN. BUT SOMETHING IS GOING ON. DO YOU SEE THE GEARS IN MOTION, WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT DO YOU THINK IS HAPPENING? >> DESPERATION. >> LIKE, POLL AFTER POLL AFTER POLL, BIDEN DOES NOT DO IT FOR US. >> GREG: YES. >> THEY HAVE GOT TO FIGURE IT OUT. THERE IS ONE PERSON OUT THERE, GAVIN NEWSOM, IS BEING VERY OBVIOUS ABOUT IT, THEY ARE IN A SERIOUS QUANDARY. THEY REALLY ARE BUT I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU, HE'S WHY PEOPLE HATE POLITICIANS. JUST REALLY, HE'S LIKE THE POSTER CHILD, POSTER MAN, DISINGENUOUS, DISHONEST. THEY THINK THIS GUY IS GOING TO BE THEIR SAVIOR, MAYBE HE'S SLICK, I JUST CAN'T SEE HIM WINNING. >> GREG: WERE YOU OFFENDED BY JOE BIDEN'S USE OF CERTAIN WORDS THIS WEEKEND? >> I'M SURPRISED HE DIDN'T SAY REPUBLICAN. SOMEHOW, HE ALWAYS -- REMEMBER THAT TIME HE SAID I THINK I'LL PUT Y'ALL BACK IN CHAINS. I'VE GOT TO SAY SOMETHING. JOE BIDEN, HE IS SO MUCH MORE RACIST THAN ANYTHING I HAVE EVER HEARD OR SEEN FROM FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP. REALLY IN REALITY. THE ACTIONS THAT HE'S TAKEN AS LAW MAKER, HIS OPINIONS, OH, THESE BLACK KIDS WERE LOOKING AT MY HAIR IN THE SWIMMING POOL AND THEY WERE SHOCKED AND THE CURLS WOULD COME UP AND THEY NEVER SAW -- IT'S JUST LIKE, SOMETHING LIKE AN EDGAR RICE BURROWS NOVEL. HE'S TARZAN IN THE MODERN WORLD, AND, LOOK AT HIM, LOOK AT THAT GUY. HE'S THE BEST. THAT'S HIS MIND. HE'S A MOURNED DAY TARZAN. >> GREG: THAT'S FUNNY. YOU THINK THE WAY HE BUTCHERED LL COOL JAY'S NAME, I WONDER IF CORN POP'S NAME WAS PROBABLY STEVE. [LAUGHTER] >> GREG: JIM, YOU'RE AN ASTUTE POLITICAL OPERATOR, WHAT DID YOU MAKE OF JOE'S GAFFES LATELY, TRYING TO PRONOUNCE LL COOL JAY. >> HE USED IT THE WRONG WAY, IF HE JUST WENT B ON O-Y, OH, HE'S JUST DOING ANOTHER RAPPER. >> DIDN'T WRITE THAT IT WAY IN THE TELEPROMPTER. >> YES. [LAUGHTER] >> SORRY. >> LOOK, HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT LL COOL JAY IS. HE PROBABLY THINKS IT'S A BRAND OF AIR CONDITIONERS. HE HAS NO IDEA. [LAUGHTER] >> GREG: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GAVIN NEWSOM? WHAT'S GOING ON THERE? >> I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY PUMP KAMALA -- PUT A WHITE MAN IN THERE AND TAKE HER OUT. SHE'S GOT TOO MUCH OF AN EGO. >> 2% SUPPORT. DON'T FORGET THAT. >> YES, BUT SHE'S WAITING FOR THAT SPOT TO JUST OPEN FOR HER AND THEN YOU PUT A WHITE MALE IN THERE. I DON'T KNOW HOW -- I MEAN, THEY DID IT TO BURNDI, THREW HIM UNDER THE BUS TWO PRESIDENTIAL ONES IN A ROW, JUST GAVE HIM A COUPLE OF EXTRA HOUSES IN VERMONT, SOME EXTRA MONEY, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY CAN DO IT WITH HER. >> IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THEY THREWER UNDER THE BUS BECAUSE SHE REALLY LIKES BUSES, REMEMBER? TO BE CRUSHED BY THE VERY THING THAT LOVES YOU WHAT A TRAGIC WAY TO END HER POLITICAL LIFE, KENNEDY. KENNEDY, SO MANY PARTS -- >> I WAS THAT GIRL. [LAUGHTER] >> SO MANY PARTS OF THAT BRILLIANT MONOLOGUE THERE THAT YOU CAN RESPOND TO I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START. WHAT IS GAVIN UP TO? >> GAVIN DEFINITELY WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT. I THINK HE'S BEEN BANKING ON 2028. BUT, AT SOME POINT, THESE POLLS, AND EVEN THE ABC NEWS, THAT POLL IS AN OUTLIER AND EVERYONE IS LIKE, THAT'S YOUR POLL. THAT WAS YOUR POLLING AND YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE POLLING AND YOUR DATA IS GARBAGE, AND THEY WANT TO THROW THAT AWAY. WHICH SAID THAT HE'S 10 POINTS BEHIND TRUMP RIGHT NOW. IT'S ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE. LIKE HOWEVER BAD HE IS NOW, LOOK WHERE HE WAS SIX MONTHS AGO. HE'S SO MUCH WORSE THAN HE WAS THEN. WHERE IS HE GOING TO BE IN SIX MONTHS? YOU CANNOT CONCEIVABLY HAVE A PERSON LIKE THAT AS A NOMINEE AND NEWSOM IS THE ONLY VIABLE OPTION FOR DEMOCRATS TO SLIDE IN. GRETCHEN WHITMER, SHE'S DAMAGED. THEY TRY AND TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE AND IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. BUT NEWSOM HAS ENOUGH OF AN AURA ABOUT HIM THAT THEY CAN COBBLE SOMETHING TOGETHER. THE PROBLEM IS HIS POLICIES HAVE BEEN AN UTTER FAILURE. VISIT ANY MAJOR CITY IN CALIFORNIA AND YOU WILL BE VISITING HOMELESS CAMPS, AND HE'S THE MAIN REASON THAT HOMELESSNESS HAS EXPLODED IN THAT STATE. HE'S NEVER HAD A SOLUTION FOR IT. ALL HE'S DONE IS THROW MONEY AT IT AND THAT'S MADE IT WORSE. >> GREG: IT IS INTERESTING, KNOW, THE BEST CANDIDATE THAT THEY HAVE IS RFK JR. AND THEY TREATING HIM LIKE CRAP. ALL RIGHT, TYUS, GIVE US YOUR ASTUTE POLITICAL ANALYSIS? >> THE TERM TARZAN WAS USED. IF TARZAN CALLED ME A BOY HE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN [ BLEEP ] [LAUGHTER] >> YOU KNOW, WE NEED TO RETHINK EVERYTHING BECAUSE THE ONE THING ABOUT DEMENTIA OR GETTING OLDER, THAT THE REAL YOU COMES OUT. THERE IS NO MORE FILTERS. THE LITTLE JIMMY CRICKET ON YOUR SHOULDER THAT SAYS DON'T SAY THAT. NOW HE'S JUST UNFILTERED. NOW WE HAVE TO GO BACK. I THINK CORN POP GOT A BAT RAP. I THINK HIS NAME WAS CORNELIUS AND HE WAS TRYING TO TELL HOW HIS HAT WAS, WHEN IT GETS WET AND CORN POP DIDN'T CARE. CORN POP IS THE GOOD GUY, JOE IS THE BAD GUY. THIS IS WHO HE IS. IT'S GOING TO GET WORSE, ENTERTAININGLY WORSE BECAUSE WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN HE'S IN A DEBATE. WE'LL SAY WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP, AND THERE IS NO MORE FILTER AND HE'S GOING TO TRY TO OUTRACIST SOMEBODY WHO HE ASSUMES IS RACIST TO GET HIM TO GO WITH HIM. >> GREG: DO YOU IMAGINE HIM DEBATING AND ASKING THEM TO GET HIM A SLURPY. >> HE WOULD NOT DO THAT BECAUSE THAT'S JUST STRAIGHT UP HONEST RACISM. >> GREG: HE DID THAT -- >> HE WOULD TELL A STORY ABOUT THE FOUNDING FATHERS. AND HOW THEY BUILT THIS COUNTRY, SO IMMIGRANTS COULD COME FROM INDIA AND BUILD 7-ELEVENS, AND HAND HIM SLURPYS IN THE SUMMERTIME, OVERPRICED, OF COURSE. THAT'S HOW HE'LL DO IT. HE'LL NEVER SAY HIS NAME. HE'LL GIVE HIM A NAME LIKE MONKEY BOY. AND THEN LOOK AT THE AUDIENCE. NO ONE LIKES HIM AND HIS FAMILY. AT SOME POINT, IF YOU HAD ANY LOVE FOR ANYBODY, THEY WOULD BE ENOUGH. IF HE WAS A BOXER, YOU HUG HIM, YOU PUT THE ACTUAL OVER HIS HEAD AND GO LIKE, WE'RE GOING HOME, MAN, WE'RE GOING HOME. WE'RE DONE. HE COULDN'T EVEN READ L.L. >> COULD I SAY SOMETHING QUICKLY. OBVIOUSLY NEWSOM IS JOCKEYING FOR PRESIDENTIAL POSITION BECAUSE HE'S GREED TO DEBATE RON DeSANTIS ON THIS NETWORK. >> GREG: YES, CRAZY, HUH? >> YOU WOULDN'T BE DEBATING SOMEONE WHO IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IF YOU ALSO WEREN'T RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. >> GREG: EXACTLY. >> EXCELLENT POINT. >> THEY ARE NOT THE EQUITY PICK. THE DEMOCRATIC, NEW DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS ABOUT EQUITY PICKS. THEY HAVE THEIR PICK. MAKES NO SENSE TO US, LAUGHING BUS LADY
