Welcome to Good Mythical More. Given just a few pieces
of information, can we tell, where people are from. You know we can. Can we profile people? Yes. But first. It's a good skill
to have, right? We're going to guess, let's
see how good we are at just guessing the name of a pet. Let's do that first. Submitted by Jamie. Jamie has got a, look at that. That dog is in a donut. Yep, somebody's gonna
need to, he might have to eat his way out. Schnauzer. That is a, that is a
wonderful schnauzer. Well groomed. Molly. Molly. I think it starts
with a sound. Keith. Keith. Dr. Winchester. That's a good name. Doctor. Okay, well you can submit
your pets at Ready Pet Go. Is there a doctor
in the house? What do I think about? Sorry, I'm saying, hashtag. What do I think about
a dog named doctor? What do you think
they call him? I like a dog named
after a profession. I've always said that. Chester? Yeah, that's somebody
who makes chests. Like, what are some other
professions that you like? Fisherman. Plumber, Plumber Dale. Doctor is a good one. Doctor. Like, a profession that you
refer to the person by their name and their profession. That's a good profession. Professor. Professor. Doctor. Professor is a profession. You ever thought about that? Yes. Professor. And we named a fish that. Remember that? We had a fish named
Professor in the old studio. Oh, what was that fish? And then I think, a
betta fish, I believe. Why do we have that? When we decorated
the new studio, they put a fish in there. And then after a while,
I took the fish home and let Lily take care of it. Of course, it died. Yeah, right. She was too young. Was too young for that. Okay, I don't think any of the
Mythical Beasts in this game are named after a profession. What is another profession
besides doctor, professor, that you actually,
you actually call? Prime Minister. That's another one. Captain. Yeah, you could do President. Captain. President is a, yeah. Captain's a good
name for a dog. Yeah, Captain's a
great name for a dog. A big dog. A big, what if a teeny
tiny dog named Captain? That'd be fun. - Senator.
- I think. Mayor. Senator. Senator dog! Alright. Let's profile the first
international Mythical Beast. Okay, so I'm gonna
give you their name. I'm gonna give you
some facts about them. Okay. I'm not gonna show you a photo
of them until, you guess. Stéphane! What? Is that his name? Stéphane! No, our first Mythical
Beast is Sarita. Sarita! Sarita. Their favorite snack
or food, Indian food, pasta and soft pretzels. Best celebrity citing Simu
Liu at a basketball game. Simu Liu? Yeah. Yeah. Alright. Brazil. And a stereotype
about their country they think is true. We apologize a lot even
if we aren't at fault. What country apologizes a lot
even when we're not at fault? I thought that was
going to give it away. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. Canadian. Sarita is from Canada. Sarita is from Canada. Well, with the, we
apologize a lot. Who else apologizes a lot? That's what I'm saying. Yes, Sarita's from Canada. Look at that. It's cold in Canada. It's cold. That's peak. It's a big place. It depends on where you are. Look at that dog. I bet that's a captain. Senator, maybe. What do they call their,
what do they call their politicians in Canada? Are there senators in Canada? Friend. Well, yeah, the leader is the
prime minister, but like, what do they call the other people? Representative? Parliament. Parliamentarian? Okay. That's a good name. You know what, Rhett? You deserve a compliment
on the language for that. Thank you. Now I speak French. And it does not, it does
not say what it is on here. It tells me how
to pronounce it. Of course I didn't
look at that either, because I know French. Two? Your hands. Your hands are soft
and are exfoliated. Your lips are softer
than an exfoliated foot. Oh, thank you. We were pretty close. Yep, we would
have gotten there. Yep. We said. Very soft. Oh, so pied is foot
because it's like bipedal. Yes, Stevie? We have Andy. I was about to say
where he's from. Andy from? Favorite snack,
papitas from D-I-A. Favorite band. Oh man, I always,
is it Hozier? Hozier. Hozier. Okay, okay. Hozier. Oh my God. Best celebrity
sighting, Don Julio. Stereotype about their country
they think is true, very passionate about anything. Okay. So we're gonna, this is a - South American.
- South American country. There's just so much passion. What, what, what
was the first thing? Papitas from D-I-A is
their favorite snack. Honduras. Who is Don Julio? He's the guy, he's
the guy who makes the? What? What was that, dude? Something coming out? What are you doing? You're blowing my? I found this duster. Thought I'd do a joke. It didn't get you? Try it again. And you tried to cover it up. You didn't know it? I didn't. I didn't know it. I didn't know it. Because you had it like
you didn't know it. Well, I didn't. You put it away. By the time I looked
you covered up. Yeah, I put it away. I did not think that
you had sneezed on it. I gotta give you
compliment for that. Oh, thank you. Yes, yes. I'm like one of
those magicians. Is this Swedish? Is it Norwegian? This is Welsh. Welsh. I have no clue what this is. Food. Is fod food? You, food. You, you, you guzzle
down food like a champ. They have a word that has,
is E-F-E-I-L-L-I-A-I-D. How many vowels? Boy, Scrabble much? Efeilliaid. Efeilliaid. We don't know what
it means, Stevie. I wish we could be
conjoined twins. Conjoined twins. Efeilliaid. I'm gonna say Mexico. For Andy. I said Honduras. It's Argentina! Argentina! He's repping the jersey. Dang, that's beautiful. That's a beautiful
little spot there. They have that in Argentina? They have like, it
looks like Venice. It is Venice. Okay. - I was gonna say, whoa, they got?
- Little confusing. That happened in Venice
and Argentina as well? I heard it's a
wonderful place. How about Nuutti. Nuutti Favorite snack? Salmon soup, of course. Favorite band? My Chemical
Romance, of course. Best celebrity sighting? The
lead singer of Hanoi Rocks came to my workplace and
bought a tortilla from me. I guess I'm gonna say Vietnam. And stereotype about their country they think is true that we are
all loners and despise social interaction. Iceland. Hanoi Rocks. Yeah, but it's just because the person came there
to, was doing a show there. I know, but I've
never heard of him. That's my guess. Finland. Finland! Finland! Finland! Nuutti. Two U's, two T's? What a name. Nuutti with two
U's and two T's. Nuutti. Nuutti with the nose piercing. What is that nose,
what is a nose piercing like that called? Is that septum? That's, but the, the
piercings, a ball septum? Yeah, ball septum. It's a septum,
but if. That's it. We got it. Don't even keep talking
about it because we got it. Yeah. I want to keep
talking about it. The wall in the middle of the
nose that makes two nostrils, that's called the septum. Septum, and you can go
right through it. So when you pierce it,
the piercing is also called the septum? A septum piercing. So it doesn't really have
a name, like a Nuutti. Nuutti's got a Nuutti. And then what happens when
you have a hole in the septum and you take that thing out? You can get air from
this side into this side? Well we have, we have people
who work here with this. Don't we? Chappie, Chappie has one. Who does? Katrina has one. So if you, if you
close this nostril, you get air from both sides? You get air from one side
that goes to both sides? So your, your brain is,
I'm just gonna say your brain's a little confused
because your right nose is getting left air. And when it gets to the
brain, because air goes right to the brain. - Can you really though?
- Everyone knows this. Is yours flesh
colored or something? Oh, so it's inside
of your nose? So you can see it if
you look up your nose? No, you can see it
by looking at me. Yeah, I can see it right now. Do you know who has a
nose ring that I also forget has a nose ring? And I bet if I tell you this,
you'll, maybe you will know. Jessie. Yeah, my wife has a nose
ring and I never remember it. It's just part of her face. Right, it's small. It's small and
it's on the side. I think. Cause she was thinking about
this up to when I was like, the right or left ear thing. I was like, I don't want you,
I don't want you to go crazy. You know what I'm saying? And so she didn't. She didn't. I think Lily has
a nose piercing. See, you don't know. You don't know. My wife also has
like 12 earrings. Oh, yeah. Christy, Christy will have
a new hole in her ear. Every time Jessie leaves the
state, she gets a new earring. I couldn't, I don't
know how many there are. I could, I, you could
threaten my life and I would not be able to guess
within 10 how many she has. You must not love her. I just love her entire face
and head all at the same time. You see it as a whole. I don't decipher it
as different parts. It's just head of woman. A very particular woman. Head of particular woman. It's wife head, is what I see. You know what? That's good. I got a compliment. When I look at my wife,
I just see wife head. Wife head. And it really keeps me going. You know Rhett? I knew we'd get
there eventually. Now this is a good language. This one. This feels like
it might be Portuguese. This language could
roll off the tongue. They got the right balance
of consonants and vowels. See? It just kind of. What is it? Greek. - Greek.
- Greek. And what did I just
say to my friend here? I would like to ride
a horse with you. Oh, okay. We could, that
could be arranged. Is that horse? What a specific compliment. I'd like to ride a
horse with you, man. You mean the same
horse though? Cause that's different. Yes, yes. I want each to
have our own horse. And maybe just one in between
us with no one on it at all. I would, I would like to
ride a horse with you. That's a lot more
syllables in Greek. I want a horse wall between
the two of us riding horses, just in case. All right. Nope, we'd like a third
horse, just as a horse wall. Okay. Apologies. I'm about to butcher
a lot of words. The next Mythical Beast. Henok. Henok. Their favorite snacks are
dabo kolo and chocolate. Their favorite
band is Jano Band. Their best celebrity
sighting is Rophnan. And their favorite TV show
is The Legend of Korra. The Legend of Korra. I've heard of that. It's not a TV show, is it? Oh yeah, because that's the,
that's the one after the. Celebrity sighting Rophnan. Rophnan. And her name was Henok? What was the thing
before the Legend of Korra? Best celebrity
sighting, Rophnan. Rophnan Rophnan. Egypt. India. Ethiopia. Unfortunately we don't
have a photo for this. They both started
with a vowel, we were right about that. Yeah, I was thinking Africa,
but then I, I mean, Egypt is Africa, but
then I got it wrong. You were close,
you were close. That is Icelandic. Czech. What did you say to me? What did you say to me? Your body is as muscular
as a horny bull. A horny bull. Is that just a bull that
has horns or is that? Yes, yes, let's say it is. That's a lot of, maybe
that I wonder if that. Is that horny? I should have known this. Okay. Sarah, their favorite
snacks are Pilao. And chocolate panna cotta. I mean, sorry,
coconut panna cotta. Okay. Gosh, I'm so sorry. Their best celebrity
sighting is Chef Ash Valenzuela-Heeger What? Their job! - Chef.
- Meteorologist. What? You can call a dog chef. And, ooh, that's good. That's good. Stereotype about their
country they think is true. That we like to party. The Philippines! They like to party in Rio! The Philippines! Brazil. Trinidad and Tobago. Trinidad, well, make a choice. TNT, baby. TNT, Sarah. TNT! So, she agrees,
you like to party. Mythical Beasts all
over the world. Alright. Wow, it's so cool. We raise our roti
to you, Sarah. Oh, yes, we've had
roti in Trinidad. Yeah. The two of us, at a mall. Didn't make it to Tobago. At a mall. Not enough time. Not enough time to
get over to Tobago. I do think we have time
for one more compliment, and if we could, please,
in Dutch this time. Oh, in Dutch. Is that the? Yep. Okay. Penis. Yes. Yes, what'd you
say about my? And the pronunciation
down here, it says "pay-nis". "Pay-nis". They wanted me to say "pay-nis". "Pay-nis". Penis. That doesn't mean
wife head, does it? Wife head. Penis. Sorry, I should have put the
horse wall in front of me. Penis, huge penis. I think it means
grotesque, actually. I wish that I had a
huge penis like you. Oh. I bet you have a
larger penis than me. Okay, you pretty much got it. I was pretty close. Pretty much got it. You come ride horses with
me and you might find out. Nope. Not true though. Not true. I do not wish that I had
a larger penis than you because I already do. Oh, right. I thought you were going to
say because then you'd have to make adjustments in your life. I'd have to. You'd
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