This modpack completely changes Stardew Valley

hey there friends I have found a mod pack that  completely changes stardew Valley now I'm not   smart enough to install it but lucky for me  my friend is I've just also realized that my   eyes are going a bit red from allergies just the  thought of virtual farming sets me off this mod   adds 27 New NPCs 50 locations 260 character events  27 fish reimagined vanilla areas Two Fire Maps a   reimagined world map reflecting all changes new  music quest lines objectives crops festivals and   many more I think I've made a dock by accident  I don't understand what I've done well anyway   his name is best farmer it's enhanced farm and  his favorite thing is vibration which is a very   normal thing to be your favorite thing I'm gonna  go on one of the new firms grandpa's farm turns   out in the normal mode you're lost you end up on  some random farm that wasn't grandpa's farm at   all oh yeah this this is the only mod I installed  sorry when he showed me how to do it this is what   I wanted I wanted Grandpa to look like that just  dead on the floor instead of in his comfy deathbed   in the vanilla version I felt this was more real  you know I'm very immersed uh Grandpa's been there   a while there's a few flies this music is killing  me the peaceful music and he's there rotting with   his tongue sticking out this is how well all  of us remember you and the Flies the Flies I'll   remember mostly I think hello you must be best  farmer God damn it I was gonna try and dock her   I don't know if that's the footsteps or my guy  quacking this is enhanced Farm okay so we're   out in the big bad World already I'm like what  this goes up now and that goes to the bus stop   then what's this way also grandpa's farm here  two entrances this old dude had a lot of sway   around here turns out Grandpa was a pretty fly guy  there's a lot of wildlife in these trees they keep   shaking I'm gonna cut them down and ruin me some  habitats that's right this stock has evolved you   can't escape me okay let's see where this goes  then we're gonna just explore the whole map today   okay so this leads you to the same place as before  hey man I'm new here I'm just gonna take your   only crop thank you very much okay so apparently  Susan lives up there that's that's great Susan is   just trapped behind this Avalanche it's my first  day here and even I'm like should somebody help   Susan maybe like is no one doing it okay is this  different I can't tell if things are different   or if I'm just stupid okay this looks pretty  different I don't know who these people are okay   so we got Victor it's a pleasure to meet you best  farmer is it well I don't mean to brag but my only   competition is surrounded by flies oh my aren't  you a cutie yeah that's one way of putting it wait   do we get a birthday from Morris in all honesty  I'm pretty evil in games but I have never once   thought you know it would be fun to give a gift to  Morris like even I have my limits oh no wait it's   not just the dead guy with flies around him what  was his name again uh it doesn't matter the other   people have Farms oh and there's another Farm down  here do you think I can steal their produce oh I   can't there's some weird Garden here that I can't  enter where the hell does this goal oh I can't go   there yet must be a law against documents going  there but there will be change oh Morris is like   an office now hey let me in I know your birthday's  tomorrow I want to know what you like hey dude I   just moved in and yes I'm some sort of document  I found these things that I wanted to sell you   you know what I just realized as well cauliflower  is 80 but in in the Georgia mat it's now 70 which   makes a lot of sense because I felt like in the  original game you've no incentive to shop there   like they're an evil Corporation and they cost  more it's like if Amazon went yeah we're 10 times   the price but we're a big Corporation and you owe  us but yeah I'll side with the big Corporation   give me those cauliflowers the villagers gave me  a gift of power Snips and I'm just throwing them   away I don't want them I want crops from the  great JoJo Mart and 3pm bedtime because that's   when ducks sleep and yeah I know you're probably  like do they does he know that and I'm just gonna   trust you're not gonna google it if a strange doc  man on the internet said it's true then it must be   true okay I got a note from Willy to go down and  meet him at the beach so I may as well go explore   that part of town so this is the normal Beach  entrance but now there's like two paths I'm just   gonna guess rather than reading the sign hey Willy  it's me duck boy you called for me Ahoy their son   at least he's not taken aback because I feel like  my character looks like someone that parents would   use as as some sort of scare tactic like don't  use that duck face filter or pose because you   know what'll happen we're gonna turn into dog boy  that's right you're gonna turn into duck boy okay   I've done enough fishing on Statue recently so  my head Cannon is that he then proceeded to eat   the fishing rod he gave me and he swallowed it  like a duck too no chewing or anything oh the   magic conch now I finally have someone to give  me advice oh magic conch how do I find the new   area ah so this one did lead to the beach I wasn't  sure if the cutscene just triggered anyway oh oh   a whole farm this place has it going on oh I look  pathetic compared to this I've got nine seeds in   the ground and what a beautiful house hello will  you adopt a simple duck boy no I didn't mean to   give you the magic lunch no who's gonna be my  financial advisor eka stranger oh it's because   of my Doc Bill isn't it can't even Robert gave  her my can magic conch and then she says eek to   me eek as if I'm some sort of eek freak after only  a peak Fair Haven Farm hello can I solve the Earth   if you don't mind because I want my crops to be  more valuable would you look at that it's the new   farmer everyone's been talking about finally moved  to the valley I see yeah and my name's best farmer   so by default head over your farm I better knew he  said the thing it ain't much but it's honest work   let's get a bit of a meme or I think he loves  his technology you're lucky you got that free   property from your grandpa and look at his face  why are you so pissed off probably because we just   let him like die there on the floor and like we  didn't even pick him up or anything he probably   knew my grandpa really well oh you can see what  this guy likes doing he likes going this far into   the kitchen then turning back and going to bed  instead just too lazy to cook what a relatable   character why either JoJo boxes everywhere I  thought this guy would be supporting local what   a bastard honestly and I know what you're saying  saying I'm indirectly calling myself a bastard but   I know what I said it tells me when everything is  open oh my God oh my gosh the mod worth it alone   the amount of mountains have shown up in Marinis  or Pierre's and they're just not open looks like   there's also a path there into the beach there  we don't know where that sheer water Bridge goes   just yet interestingly enough Grandpa's shed is up  here I haven't even seen that but other than the   blocked off areas I think we've explored the whole  new expanded map but now we just have to see what   there is to uncover oh my God the wizard has a  giant cauliflower and that's not like a euphemism   or anything like he just has a giant cauliflower  it's locked you can hear someone inside let me   know your secrets even Marini is a farm I have so  much competition and I'm not allowed to sabotage   it where is it where's Grandpa's shed I want to  ruin Grandpa's shed if he's dead inside there   I'm going to be so pissed off where the hell do  I get over there wait it's across the river okay   there's some sort of bridge there I don't see how  you're supposed to get across to it it looks like   it's here but I can't see anything oh wait I spy  a bridge I for God's sake it's behind a fence I'm   a dark just swim I can't get to it I'm pissed  off off he's spending all his time just pissed   off so it looks like you get across there the  greenhouse is in here and then you go straight   up to get to the shed we're gonna have to upgrade  our ax to find that shed and see if he's still in   there I think that I'm so depressed I'll sleep for  seven days now Ah that's much better no actually   it's not I'm gonna sleep for another week no I  should probably check if there are some events   now because I I wanted to sleep through a few days  just to open up the whole area and we could really   try to get into the the deeper side of this mod  oh Susan sent me mail hello best farmer my name   is Susan Lewis told me you're a new farmer in town  I'm trapped on my farm in the mountains so I guess   say hi in person how did she even get this to me  why she is so nice that she sent a letter even   though she's trapped in there or maybe this is  her way of getting a message out that Lewis would   actually deliver that's not like oh my God I'm  going to die like it's just a subtle please help   me like I'm trapped over here but there's nothing  I can do so I'll just go back to bed for a day   there's no event yes there should be one coming  soon okay great the egg Festival is tomorrow so   you know what that means I'm sleeping and then  we're gonna go in and meet some of the new people   okay I got this Harpoon weapon that Willy got  me I'm ready to confront the town oh hello who   are you I'm duck boy I don't want to work today  well Martin you're a capitalist slave get going   ah pathetic look at him why can't he be brave like  me and just get a free farm from his dead Grandpa   eat that dandelion while you wait Ducks love  dandelions okay yes it's starting I don't know   why they let Martin in and they don't let me in  there's some discrimination going on against the   doc people so far this is just a village full  of bigots as far as I'm concerned it tastes   even better if Pierre and Lewis use my crops and  he's always pissed off he's great oh my God he's   got like a cool brown suit on now sometimes I'll  hide an egg too well and no one will find it uh   okay oh no and he followed it up with well until  summer rolls around then the hot air starts to   bring out the rotten smell Harvey Harvey even the  Birds are fleeing me all right good I don't know   if this counts as greeting them but I'm trying  it anyway I hate it here but if you don't hate   it here like if you're having a good time could  you like the video that would help me out so much   okay what does Pierre got he's got strawberry  seed but I don't really have enough money to   actually buy anything so that's sad I'm not sure  who's gonna buy them at that price to be honest   everyone in town has their own Farm apparently he  thinks everyone's ready I don't care duck boy is   ready let's go oh God we started I didn't even  realize [ __ ] all right I gotta get all these   eggs the sad parodies they're my eggs I laid them  this morning and they were stolen I just want them   back [ __ ] off I saw it first get out of the way  it's mine get out of the way I better have won   this meant everything to me a fact off the two of  them are winning this is ridiculous they hate doc   people they wouldn't even let me in I bet they  were plotting against me this whole time isn't   the price a hat how are they even gonna share it  this sucks he just stayed up till 10 p.m sad all   right let's get to sleep okay I think it's time  we put this humid animal hybrid back where it   belongs into the mines so I'm gonna go explore  I hate that their Farms are better than mine   wait where's the entrance to the mine is it here  do I have to follow up here I'm lost and I'm in   the rain maybe I should check the map is that the  entrance to the mine where the hell am I the fog   is getting so dense I feel like I'm in Silent Hill  except you know I'm a human animal hybrid hello   Marilyn will you please arm me I want revenge  against the humans well he did it the biggest   mistake of his life oh I went down the ladder by  accident that's right am I a man am I a doc am I   a minor nobody knows he's just celebrating that he  found the geodes the slimes don't mind they think   I'm one of them I think with a little bit of  money from the mines and then money from selling   the cauliflowers I should have enough to buy a  backpack and then I'll be pretty happy I need to   check if there are any quests appears to hopefully  we can get some new ones okay I got some copper   and some goodies I can oh my God the fog still  hasn't lifted imagine running into this thing   in the fog it'd be terrifying enough without the  fog in fact maybe with the fog it would be better   so you don't see the whole picture the hell is  this you shouldn't use Marilyn's boat without   permission yeah but can I still like I don't care  about his permission Minerals and Gems are packed   in the barrel why can't I do more crime I want  to steal these alright Marilyn here's the deal   you got a boat and I wanted what do I have to  do you ain't talking all right what about here   no info you old man tell me or I'll kill you oh  you didn't even wake up and this is the bridge   over to the little mining area I think I kind of  want to unlock that I don't think I want to do a   whole lot of mining in this I just know they used  to send canaries down in the mines and it's a bit   too close for home all the cauliflower already I'm  a terrible farmer I was trying to water them wait   I think Jody always asks for a cauliflower right  I'm gonna put one away just for Jody the bad thing   is I've played this so much recently and this is  the only time I've remembered it's a condescending   letter from granny just being like Oh your crops  are gonna die next season my name is best farmer   granny all that museum is little class cases that  actually makes it look so much better it's such a   small little touch anyway I'm gonna dock off and  go to Clint no Clint give me good stuff I want   good stuff yeah Sparkle good if not I don't know  what that thing is it's probably good too gunter's   gonna be like oh no it's back I didn't say a word  I just walked in gave him two things and left the   war of Ash Helm I'm pretty sure that's a bedpan  or something hey dude found this under my bed I   thought you might want to display it to everyone  okay I've decided I want other animals on the farm   and yes I know what I just said and I think I want  to be like more of an artisan Farm rather than a   big industry like loads of crops because that's  kind of what I always did when I played statue   you and this seems to open the door to a lot  more things so may as well experience something   different but for now I've collected everything  I can in the village I can sell my cauliflowers   and hopefully tomorrow I can get a backpack yes  come on yes All Right awesome I should be able   to afford it with that that's a big hurdle gun it  took over two weeks on the farm and I can afford   a small backpack that's how you know things are  really going your way I think we gotta clean up   this whole area and then get a coup in get some  animals maybe I could live in the coop too I'd   be more at home there oh no I cutscene they're  all gonna point and laugh at me oh no it's just   about Mars oh well if I'm not the main character  in The cutscene I don't want to see it I was on   board even if they were gonna make fun of me as  long as I was the center of attention how much is   that stupid red bag yeah two grand I can manage  with this bag I don't want your stupid blue bag   like that one cost two grand what the hell is it  made out of human skin if so I already have one of   those at home good day sir okay let's take a look  when we go up and see Susan since she was trapped   in an avalanche and no one has mentioned her  since I bet when I get up there I'll just see this   okay that's why they're not talking about her they  still just refuse to address the elephant in the   room she's still behind the cliff okay let's go  clean up the farm a little bit then so we can   actually get some organization going and actually  start being a farmer hello best farmer thank you   Manny I didn't want to point it out but your farm  is pretty crap well I shot myself you'd be a good   Pooch now okay a little bit TMI Ernie but whatever  you go now I just realized I'm gonna need a bit   more copper if I'm going to get through to that  other area and I really want to I at least want   to see what the shed is and all I have is five  copper yeah I'll definitely have to go back to   the mine someday but let's clean up the farm for  now because you know what they say about farming   when you start farming you gotta clean the farm  so that the farm will will be in the family and   you'll have you'll have the farm clean okay that  ought to do it for now and I have that saying up   on my wall IRL by the way I'm sure you could find  Prince in your local stores if you want one it's   a really big just so you're aware ah there's the  quest I was looking for Jody needs a cauliflower   all right first I'm gonna give it the old secret  ingredient that's right putting in my pocket   of the pants I've been wearing for three weeks  straight and I'm gonna sleep on top of it just   going through the trash I'm here early enough to  get away with it what do you got in here Jody if   I find a cauliflower I'm gonna be angry I know  she's looking for an excuse to get me over here   she's totally into best farmer and let's be honest  who isn't like no matter what you're into he fits   the bill she's gonna get the biggest jump scare  of her life when she eventually comes downstairs   I wish she'd just leave her doors unlocked like  come on who other than me would try and break in   and it seems mean to discriminate against just  me this keeps happening there you go and here's   some trash I found inside your bin oh look at  our farm it's so much better than mine I want   so many animals I can't even steal her crops how  much even is it for the animals she won't tell me   until I actually get the building I have to play  who's that Pokemon with her star talk as you can   see we got the classic Pidgey and then two pidgeys  oh my God I need the mining cats you have to walk   so far to get to the mine now hey can I use your  boat please no don't just say hello I want to use   his boat I want to know what it's for and by the  way if he's some sort of mercenary shouldn't he go   save Susan like no one's helping Susan here come  on please give me two this is all I need and I'm   out of energy yes okay I don't want to come down  here again honestly it's not even because of the   mine it just takes so long to get here now it's  not worth it I wonder the map the map I wonder   can you take his boat so the boat would be like  here and then you could go around to different   stops that would make sense like you could go all  the way around to nearly over by the the main town   here if not I guess the minecart is the only way  and that'll take me a little bit of time wait did   I really get no cold through that whole thing oh  for God's sake I guess I could probably find some   just on the farm right in rocks okay I got one I'm  surprised that actually worked is going to be one   of those things where we jump cut to me going  yeah that didn't work but yeah it that worked   I even got enough to make a scarecrow all I needed  some grass there we go I made a friend in the most   literal sense ah we're having the flower dance so  I see we're continuing to deny that Susan is in   trouble great news I'll see you all there I assume  you'll all want to dance with me best farmer I   wonder can you earn more money from foraging in  this I might actually go foraging before the dance   I'm gonna smell like dirt when I arrive but what's  new I have never changed my clothes I can't even   go down there but I know people are down there  I saw them on the map look at them all enjoying   themselves I think they're really just looking up  for excuses for me to not come in there the bright   side have enough copper to upgrade my ax wasn't  it my ax I hope it's just my ax and I don't need   to do my pickaxe too okay yeah it just looks like  an ax is needed that's that's fine and I I can't   break it for sure right yeah okay just making  sure I'm trying to prevent me being stupid and   it's a full-time time job okay I'm here everyone  now you can try and impress me so that I'll dance   with you what do you mean oh okay do you want  to be my dance practice no okay you want to   dance with me maybe next year that's a long way  away hey you want to dance you want to dance you   want to dance with me you're my first choice hey  Willie you want to dance they're saying they don't   dance all right fine I'll dance alone it's it is  what it is Lewis start the dance I'm pissed off   oh wait Marilyn do you want to dance Maroney  looks lovely today you know what you're right   Maroney do you want to dance I do not remember  there being a store here in this one oh maybe   because it's useless I like how I have authority  I just go up to him like now start it now where   am I oh and I'm here alone no one's even standing  with me that was fun all right well someone's in   denial but that's good for me I guess he won't  be complaining dear family best family I think   someone was having a stroke while they wrote this  okay foraging where's all the good stuff give me   the good stuff destroying the wildlife while I'm  at it there he is that bastard started thinking   he's better than me I'll show him I'm not weird  for hiding out in the shrubs outside his house I'm   best farmer oh there's that ax I I forgot that I  even accepted that Quest I just accept everything   but I don't tend to deliver what's this a spring  onion well I'm no spring onion but running around   this Forest is really paying off are these crops  does this go along to the beach then down here I   got some good stuff foraging and there's all the  stuff on the beach after a few days so that's   pretty handy I should make a decent amount of cash  I forgot I had a mission to just Harvest a single   power snip so I have to buy one since I sold all  mine I didn't bring the Paris God damn it I had   to walk so far for this oh well I can't afford  it anyway it's a little bit of Solace although   it does screw me over because now I need a lot  more money than I planned can you open these and   see if any of them are holding 2 000 gold I feel  like I'm getting much less rewards I've gotten one   reward from the community center after giving  them like nine things it's the only thing I'm   excelling at and they've removed the rewards for  it what you think I'm doing things for fun no it's   for profit okay there we go that'll get me the  quest as always doing the bare minimum required   you know what not bad for just a nice stroll if  I made 500 gold every time I went for a walk I   would be a very happy man and I would walk more  big payday coming up with my nine cauliflower   nice I can make a mayonnaise machine and I want  that to go with the eggs from my coop and big   payday as well excellent news ah yes best farmer  that's me hold on let me just water all my crops   all right I'm done you know as I'm running to  Clint contemplating the amount of money I'm   about to spend on upgrading my ax I'm kind of  realizing I have Robin's ax and surely I could   just use that thing like surely her one is decent  even though it looks kind of awful it looks like   she just tied a rock to a stick oh my God I'm so  used to just walking straight down to the beach   I just walked into the fork in the road okay  let's get that ax upgraded hopefully that'll   help me get wood a lot faster as well so that I  can upgrade and uh build new Farm housing things   you know like uh a baron yeah I'm not pretty good  at remembering anything about farming for a farmer   I just realized I never went up this way did I I  hope there's not just a rock blocking this side   oh no it's just a weird Shrine to a rabbit yeah  Grandpa was a weird dude that's why we didn't   really care about him when he died okay so there  is your ax fantastic that's a little bit of cash   for me oh my God a simple coop is four grand this  woman is ridiculous and I need some six grand for   the parents so I need 10 grand essentially I still  have the multiplayer mod that allows me build like   uh multiplayer buildings really cheap I'll build  one of them just so my farm doesn't look so empty   because it looks a little bit sad I have no use  for this this is a waste of money but there we go   I'll feel better about myself now oh I was about  to buy some seeds and then I realized that it's   the last day of the season I would have been so  angry at myself all right tomorrow I'm gonna plant   some nice plants and actually earn some money so  that I can buy that stupid rip-off Merchants Baron   and Coop okay 1pm it's bedtime for me and it's  a whole new season how long was I asleep cookies   from Mom they're going right in the bin like the  sales bin I want the money from them I feel like   because I play the start of this game so often  with these mods I just send up a hating the NPCs   at the start just because they charge so much but  it's time to go support my favorite local business   and get some seeds that's right JoJo Matt I love  these car separate Isles and this cool medical   feeling the building gives off everything about  it just screams Mom and Pop Shop okay I'm gonna   grab some corn since that'll last me right into  fall I can't even afford all the corn I want this   is so sad this cashier is like okay I'm sorry to  hear that but could you leave oh Penny wants a   puffer fish and I get 600 I don't even know how to  get puffer fish and I'll probably give up because   that sounds difficult but what an opportunity I'm  definitely saying yes to it okay I don't mean to   be corny but I love corn let's get it down in the  ground it is a little bit sad that I couldn't have   fit in the rest I mean I guess they have these  mixed seeds yeah I'll throw in some mixed seeds   so I feel a little less sad and for once I'm full  of [ __ ] in a good way because I have thrown down   loads of fertilizer I'm only now realizing that  saying someone is full of [ __ ] might be an   Irish thing so it it might have just come across  as disgusting but anyway moving on my copper ax   is ready awesome we're finally gonna figure out  what's over there oh the landslide is kind it   as well all right we can go visit Susan it's about  time she's been rescued it's been a whole month of   her trapped in the mountains alright I got my ax  I didn't speak a word to Clint because I'm still   pretty pissed off about his prices I'm just now  realizing that I'm wasting energy I'm seeing how   fast I could swing the ax probably freaking  out Pierre from inside standing outside his   door practicing my ax swinging look at everyone  they're walking away from Susan now that she's   loose everyone's leaving Robin's leaving Linus is  leaving what the hell it's still not here I can't   get through Susan can you hear me Susan okay  we're gonna find out once and for all what's   over here as soon as I get through all of this  there's so much in the way wait how do I how do   I get up there is there not even a path what  the hell how do I get over there so this was   just to get to the greenhouse and I didn't even  finish the greenhouse I need to even check out the   community center I've not gone there I don't know  what it is yet I don't know if there's changes   Lewis was asking doc boy for help but he was  like nah I just didn't go inside oh my God I   just realized there's a meteorite blocking it I  couldn't even get over there if I wanted to this   would be a great spot for a small Bridge Okay so I  guess I have to build a bridge that's interesting   oh wait that earthquake might have freed Susan  this Susan lady is like the main character all   of a sudden she's all I talk about there was an  explosion during the night all right hopefully   she freed herself Susan it's so good to see  you I was honestly beginning to suspect you   didn't exist especially since you got sus in  your name I've been trapped up there alone   ever since JoJo calls the rock slide and no  one went up to help you stop by and visit   Emerald farm when you have the time I will  do just that I will be my own sprinkler it's I hope no one's watching this well other than  you I'm actually more worried about the social   anxiety of an NPC turns up and sees me doing it  let's take a quick look in here I don't think I   can actually access it yet but it would be good  to just get it underway to see if it's any bit   different the size of the community center is the  same but I wonder if the packages are oh Emerald   Farm is nice and you got your own bath house  and everything I'm gonna beeline for that doc   boy loves the water ah there we go he's finally  in his natural habitat that's the women's locker   room you can't go in there but I'm a duck boy I  shouldn't be in either of them how come everyone   else's fan is on such a better spot like they  have loads of visitors with the rail line and   the bath house they do get you know trapped  within the valley every now and again but you   know that that I could live with I lived as  a Hermit in this game for God's sake wait so   what's up here then it's large Boulder blocks your  path that goes back around there I'm so confused   what the hell is that a sword then is a sword  what the hell all right well I'm more inclined   to go to the mine now what the hell I bet this is  like a murder weapon I'm being set up it was left   in the graveyard after all or else I just stole  a family heirloom from a grave all their Farms   are so much cooler than mine I didn't even mean  to it's just my subconscious trying to cut their   crops with my new sword oh my God moonshine she's  a Moonshiner I'm thankful JoJo cleared the rock   slide Lewis and I went through so much trouble  getting them to remove the Rocks I'll tell you   right now Susan Lewis wasn't doing a damn thing  he was down there having egg festivals oh what   is this I guarantee there's nothing to be worried  about mayor but there is Mars Robin's house was   struck by several rocks when the landslide was  cleared everything is under control and will be   fine mayor and one of the garbage JoJo Thompson  to the river Morris Lewis was saying earlier how   he's the mayor for 20 years when I was talking to  him and he's been letting all of this slide I was   just on my way all right Lewis is just bailing  after not solving anything this was what Susan   was calling working ahead he comes over and says  hey what about this and then the other guy goes   yeah we're doing this and Lewis just goes oh okay  and walks away all right well that was a weird cut   scene sorry for bumping into you Demetrius I was  in a cutscene 20 copper ore and you get to keep   the ore okay I might actually do that since I have  my sick new sword closed on Wednesdays this is why   I don't use you the one time I wanted to go to a  store because it was convenient and he's closed   all right my first kill here it goes nothing oh  my God this sword is the best thing ever you see   if I was mayor I'd go up to Mars and give him one  of these and then they'd try and put me in prison   and I'd give him one of these and then there'd  be a little B and I'd run away because bees are   scary but even they cannot beat this sword this  sword is amazing that one drop a dagger was that   thing armed it was Jesus thank God I took him down  I'm just flying my way through the mines murdering   everything that moves so I'm having a great time  oh my God another sword he has enough weapons stop   everyone at Christmas knows him so well they just  all give him swords I found some rubber boots all   right they're not that great they're actually  worse than the boots I found at the entrance of   the mine interesting imagine you're 23 levels deep  in the mines you arrive at level 23 and there's a   duck boy in the corner just eating what he finds  in the cave he whispers please save me what do you   do I was getting very lucky with the ladders  up until this level and now I've cleared this   entire level and it's making up for games time I  can't find any of them are you going to give me a   sympathy ladder because the game just won't no but  you're not even gonna do that oh look at that the   second last Rock what are the odds down I go oh  thank God cave food I've been starting to get a   little bit hungry down here I'm actually a little  bit concerned I'm not gonna make it out I really   want to get down to the next level though come on  give me ladders come on to both of you hand them   over I know you got them oh damn it ladder give me  a ladder where is the ladder okay what happens the   last two levels what changed it's like the game  decided you know what he's having too much fun   fact that guy oh thank goodness okay get me out  of here what the hell are you doing okay that's   interesting anyway I'm about to collapse from  exhaustion I gotta get home and unfortunately the   route is much longer than normal like I don't even  know if I can make it back within this time oh God   oh God go to bed go to bed all right phew I mean  the guy does need his sleep I go to sleep every   day at like 1pm or 2 p.m oh and I'm being blessed  so I'm so glad I got to sleep I hope the blessing   is vast amounts of wealth which I desperately  need okay you you bless the crap all right that's   that's pretty neat too I guess thank you very  much I hope you uh enjoy improving everyone's   life with your magic abilities like imagine having  magic and that's what you do with it oh I could do   anything in the world but my magic this old bless  this pepper best farmer my melons are growing like   wildfire this year here's some extra seeds I got  when I popped a number of them in my seed maker   don't go training compete with me for the mailing  Market though I'll win Susan all right Susan I   can see through your thinly Veiled Threat oh I  got so much corn to sell I'm so excited I could   he really sleeps easy doesn't he every night  just hits the pillow and he's gone okay since   I have my new friend this sword I'm gonna  jump into the mines blast through the next   few levels get some iron make some Sprinklers  and then become rich in a matter of days so I   can get whatever I want okay I'm pretty sure if  I actually watched the fortune teller today she   would have been like don't bother even getting up  the spirits are pissed [ __ ] sake like look at my   energy it's over half gone just from one level  in the mines oh okay well that that's better   thank you for this note to self always complain  about everything oh for God's sake no ladder   oh wait there's a free one there it works okay  this is actually getting a bit ridiculous like   I have to clear out the entire floor every time  I'm basically just living on Cave carrots so I   can make my way down I was really starting to  worry I wasn't gonna make it now I've gotten   down to the levels that iron can appear at but I  don't really want to be there with this level of   energy okay I hope I can still make it to Clint I  need to hand over the oars to him and I also need   to crack open that enormous amount of geodes  I'm holding in my pants again that sounds like   a euphemism for something but it's not I just  have loads of geodes hey Susan don't make any   bad Impressions now or they're lucky in the  mountain again this makes me depressed what   you [ __ ] asked for it it's not my problem  are you serious did I lose the quest already   six I just gave him one for free what the hell  he's a cowboy now this is awesome I love this   mod he's giving me a new reward because  I love his Cowboy egg cosplay he's giving   me two actually you know maybe I should be nicer  to these people melons and Stan leechy or pretty   ugly gifts you've proven yourself what did I  do do you want to join The Adventurous Guild   yeah sure I mean you swear on the road yes I'm not  reading the rest I just agreed to your terms and   conditions basically so how am I doing on this  I've killed 42 out of 125 cave in sex that's   probably like a sarcastic Bounty they have up  there and Mike is taking it seriously let's get   rid of some of my crappy weapons I was carrying  them with me in the hopes he would buy them yes   I can make my first sprinkler oh wait I forgot  oh no everyone I forgore this only does four and   not eight oh well rats I want a lucky day to go  to the mine one more time but anytime I look at   it it's just like they're very displeased wait do  they always have a little image there is that in   the mod I think that's the mod anyway they're  displaced so I'm going to bed imagine you woke   up and the TV was like no this day's going to be  awful imagine how awful that would feel somewhat   annoyed today Jesus I hate the spirits ah they're  having the luau I might actually show up to this   little event what can I put in there ah well it  looks like everyone's having fun so I can just   sneak up and put in my ingredients I want to put  in sap wait that's this oh I still wanted I had   a pine cone some copper and Bug meat all right  well best of luck marinade she's still stirring   it in all fairness one little drop of sap can't  be horrible for it Jesus that guy is glaring at   those games from behind the pole he hasn't blinked  in five minutes my mother and I just threw in some   of our most expensive wine it should make the  soup taste delicious yeah I'm sure it will like   surely my one sap can't overpower that expensive  wine can it oh maybe it can look at his face that   is Disappointment in a JPEG if I've ever seen it  yeah he's getting sick that's gotta be the wine   come on my sap is amazing oh Jesus before it was  disappointment in a JPEG now it's death and a JPEG   I need to lie down all right I have a feeling  that the governor is gonna look like Grandpa   pretty soon yeah that was the sound of him dying  good going people whoever put that foul ingredient   in the soup made that governor passed out I'm  ashamed yeah Vincent your wine sucks go home the   festival is over and Susan will be banished to the  mountains once again honestly he seemed far more   bothered about the luau being ruined than the  governor fainting than he did about Susan being   trapped in the mountains hey wizard oh you've got  such a nicer Tower right now I hope you don't drug   me in this mod you look much cooler as well you  look like a dark wizard it really suits you you   also look really pissed off that really suits  you okay I think he flash banged me I'm gonna   skip before he actually drugs me we'll pretend it  never happened or better yet I'll just forget that   it happened which seems accurate can I go up his  Tower oh my God is this always in the game or is   this just added in with the mod because I've never  seen this this must be the mod this is ridiculous   he is to say on circles I only have one what are  you doing um vibrating I guess it is my favorite   thing after all what are you doing because  honestly vibrating is your favorite thing is weird   watching someone vibrate is even weirder perhaps  one day I'll teach you some light magic oh my God   I can be this guy's Apprentice he also talked  about like new plants like magical plants and   stuff like that and ancient seeds ancient fruit  seeds so I I wonder where that goes he said due   to my connection with the juveniles I've not even  gone and visited them yet but I got permission to   enter his basement and that's all I wanted I only  ask you stay away from the shrine of Illusions in   the warp all where's the shrine of Illusions in  the war Paul I want to check them out is this the   warp hole not in use God damn it he turned them  off and the symbols are scratched off this one   but I think I can figure it out it's clearly to  a horn or rotary you do him yeah that must be it   that's where it goes it's not working though and  I really wanted to go there I wonder if he's any   like camera setup and he just sees me checking out  the exact thing he said not to look at okay I have   no idea how to use them I guess he needs to teach  you a bit of magic before you can use them or I   gain his trust he would be my best friend in this  I'd only give him gifts I was told not to come   near this yeah but here I am I want to put some  sap in it and see if I get any reward yeah he's   definitely using magic to grow these things these  are ridiculous well that's how I'm coping with   it anyway because my name is best farmer and my  crops look awful compared to his five rare seeds   what are those they're a thousand well actually  that's not too bad when one egg costs 900. oh   no I hear the Flies again I think they're coming  for me I gotta run I don't want the same fate as   Grandpa okay the Flies didn't follow me into town  because they're socially anxious feeling gloomy   a melon might cheer me up Sebastian is a simple  man I like that like oh man Depression hit hard   today the spirits are annoyed so I'm just really  down about the day if only I had a melon that   would make me happy summer foraging bundler these  the same hey can I just put in grass on all the   two smart damn so these look the same I think the  community center might be the same in general they   might have left that and added in different things  elsewhere like even the wizard tower I was pretty   Amazed by I'm really curious where that goes  Spirits are in Good Humor finally well Spirits   it turns out your mood means fecal in the real  world because I'm not finding any ladders okay   that's more like it now I'm on a roll and I found  some cave carrots which really fuels me that's   pretty much my diet my whole food pyramid is just  one massive cave carrot maybe a few wild flowers   that I found at the ground at the top I'm already  down like 10 levels I just don't want to do these   levels I hate these levels I always train speed  run past them to get to the next ones right I can   actually get iron and I can actually see staraju  might be enhanced but my vision sure isn't you   received a slingshot great we're giving this game  more weapons where is the iron that's all I want   and or the iron oh finally iron okay let's get our  iron off by eating our only meal I hope there's   iron in cave carrots I'm just hoping everything's  in cave carrots because as I said it's all I'm   living off so I hope that just that cave carrot  is a balanced diet in itself I love this sword   it's making my life so much easier okay I think  I have enough iron now to make enough sprinklers   that well I don't have to be a sprinkler  that's the dream as much as I love going to   it's it's just not for me long term it's more of a  hobby and once it became a job I stopped enjoying   it it's Susan here I figured I'd check in on her  all right you know what maybe everyone including   God hates Susan as soon as I went near her house I  nearly got struck by lightning maybe the villagers   are on to something just ignore Susan the hell  was that it's probably a tree trying to fall on   me because I thought of helping Susan I'm just  watering dirt now but I have it prepared for   the next little planting cycle and I have enough  money for my coop I think there's so much more to   explore with this mod and a lot of it will be late  game but I already feel like there's loads that we   saw but I can tell by the way he's looking at us  he wants us to dock off so we will end it there   but thank you so much for watching I appreciate  you and check out some more of my content here   if you want to appreciate more of me I guess  and I hope to see you next time bye for now

Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Length: 39min 51sec (2391 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 20 2023