Green Berets react to SISU

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discount tell them we sent you and hook you up congrats to everyone's been getting selected lately and we'll see you guys on the next what's up guys welcome to this episode of beers and breakdowns in this episode we're doing a crazy dude I don't even know how to describe that movie that went so left and then left and then left this movie was it was an emotional roller coaster like we started it I was like oh this is badass and then we'll get into some things that happened and you're like wait a second and the next thing you know it's just completely off the rails off the rails off the charts but at the same time the whole time you're like do I absolutely love this right like yeah kinda like it's the only thing we compared to was like Fast and Furious how ridiculous that gets but instead of the course of 10 movies it all happens in one movie all right let's jump into sisu [Music] h wow dude Temple to Temple bro just love how the fact that everybody was so shocked at what they just saw they were just Frozen they're like I love it it's crazy this movie shot so well it was yeah like it's beautiful looking and I love that character the main boss like so cool but I love that scene and I feel like it fits because these guys are so used to being bullies that when someone comes out and just outright murders one of them with a knife that they don't even know what to do so they're just like yeah we're we're the bad guys you're not supposed to be the bad guy and all of a sudden they're just stuck and they just especially not this old dude he was such a cool scene though this movie uh it's badass dude now that I don't know it's good now that I'm rewatching I'm like it's so dope at first it catches You by surprise but now I'm like this is so badass let's get good let's get into it oh foot shot oh oh okay I know for a fact Abel can't post most of that or we're gonna get immediately demonetized but damn yo this guy is a badass that was crazy that was so cool cool bro he shot you with your own gun through your toes without even looking dude like I know right where your gun is off safe boom nail them and then just blew that guy's heads up that guy said like all meanwhile always having his gold ax attached to his back dude this movie's so sick dude I love how outlandish is now that we're going back through I love it it's one of those you have to suspend reality but like just go into it with an open mind it's super entertaining but we went into it with no background we were literally asking Tom like is this based on a true story yeah Tom's like I think so well I don't think so we can see later yeah I never like it's a true story we're like all right cool it's based on a true story and then all of a sudden that all is started admiring was like no no way [Music] no foreign movies ladies and gentlemen when you know that it's gone fully off the rails it I mean he goes full Captain America on that suddenly he's got like Iron Man gave him the Captain America like vibranium and he's holding the vibranium no one's hitting any of the legs nope no everyone's going just right here just right here where did he even get that from what was the it was he was sifting uh the gold that's his gold yeah it's like a bronze or copper thing or tin it's not stopping that ain't stopping crap that's not something 90 millimeter let alone all the rounds that they fired at him he's just like he was like all right yeah I for me though one of the coolest Parts is when like clearly you just killed a man's horse you messed up you you messed up and then he just takes the rocks and just starts pinging oh mine's off the ground just like one hit one or one throw one hit dude knowing that that was your plan he picked up the rock no one of his plan is like bro you got one shot one opportunity this is your chance you missed that first one you're done it's game over you missed dude if that was me bro out of me and not rocking it up and then it'd be like dead like there's no way that I'm hitting a mine like this with a rock from like 15 I can't even hit a beer pong with a firing squad staring at you right like mind you guys we just did content cabin where we ran a cabin it's like this annual kind of boys trip that we do uh I would say more than annual a boys triple we rent a cabin rent a house and we go and we just hang out party talk business uh and it gets ideas flowing for new content so we just did that recently and we found out in our 30s maybe mid maybe later 30s that beer pong's hardest it's a perishable skill don't use it you lose it I was like I used to be good at this no yeah watch me Juke I would used to stare at the back of the cup and be like I'm gonna sink it as long as I stare at the back of the cup it's going in I was banking all of them it would be harder to miss as many shots as I did than it would be to just sink some in there were some of the longest games I've ever played ever played in my life and so for this guy to just nail that in his 60s and he's like pink and then somehow the explosion is coming down and then reigniting the new ones is that supposed to be the I thought he was picking up new rocks that's what I think you thought the whole time that's what I got out of that he's like playing a video game oh that was hilarious I love it thank you he said oh nobody reflects this is part of the good thing everybody's like no I was so scared everybody's counting their time in service it's not like wait a minute Steve was here first bro definitely Steve was here first deal first of all sucks to be a private because they're like all the private's like and second of all dude he threw a mind at your face in the Smoke he finds a mind Scoops it and throws it it's like a clown throwing a pie and that thing just flips and hits you right in the face like as soon as it by the time it gets to the mine scene you're just like all right I'm on this ride like I understand where we're going now and I'm happy about it but I love that they one up it if I didn't turn in the minds into a movable Target he threw up mine at your face that was the coolest I've ever seen I don't care what similarities there are from this movie to to other movies like no one's ever thrown a mine at someone's face before no that was money dude I love that I love this character too the officer and he's just like never scared about he's like you go [Applause] like it was game over right like that it's it's been game over for this guy the whole time right but you're always like this is what I love about this movie he's you're always like how it's impossible to get out of this it's impossible and then he figures out a way it's like he's like a tactical MacGyver I mean it's cool but it's also those trucks are so high you're walking behind him you're easily gonna say like oh there he is he's under the truck what's that hanging from the truck but I mean you're right that all our truck dude they're like so far off the ground yeah I mean not wasted but they're so far off the ground anything hanging from is gonna be super obvious exactly and then just some guys you're looking for a guy so some guy rolling in front of your truck and rolling underneath it you're not going to be like oh it's not like you're on a regular Patrol like just walking like spacing out you're looking for a guy yeah I mean that would change your perspective it's not like there's like trees or anything to obscure your vision there's one truck there's one truck on a road that's from all accounts is uphill from you so you're eye level with this dude like you think like hey if I'm looking for one guy and he's got nowhere to hide anywhere but that truck I'm probably gonna look at that truck all right but again too much reality yeah suspend reality it makes sense though right he gets under the truck and then he's like hey I'm gonna mask my sin what I didn't expect was to use the gasoline to master your scent right that was clever they didn't teach us that sincere they did not [Applause] one more not today puppy dude my guy lights himself on fire on Fire come on my guy I don't understand how hard it would be because you know the match like the part that allows you to light it is at the tip oh they got the strike on anything matches but I don't know if it's again suspend belief we're not trying to pick this movie apart it's dope as yeah I don't care I'm just and speaking to speak I would imagine that if you fully engulf yourself in Flames a dog would stop oh yeah that's the thing it's just borderline somewhat believable so much that you're like all right checks out and you at this point the movie's so good that you just want to be there so you don't really care as long as it's just like something so dumb that it doesn't would never happen as long as I can kind of believe it I'm in right I mean Fast and Furious 10 exists and people spent money to go see it so yeah that's uh that's a different story yeah that's a what should I love Fast and Furious but that's a hard pill to swallow isn't it well hard pills to swallow let's get to the next part of this scene yeah because there's still more oh yeah dude okay so he's stuck underwater the guy first of all the German Soldier jumps in to go get him full kit doesn't take off his flick his boots nothing you're a lead weight bad guy like you're not right to the bottom you're not coming back up you might as well be holding all that gold he comes up soon's behind him in crystal clear water again don't care because it's so cool but then the part that I do kind of have a little trouble with is that he cuts them across the throat and then sucks the air out of the throat hole Yeah all right so as a former Medic in the US Army I don't advise that technique I don't I don't think that's how Anatomy works yeah like come on like I I don't know I don't know maybe there's some doctors out there that'll tell us we're wrong yeah that'll work but I think you're just winding up with a mouth full of blood yeah a mouthful of blood and water and it may be nasty that's disgusting and then maybe a couple uh bubbles of air but not enough to take a full breath not to you can't no not to breathe that's not gonna that's so what that's so crazy but if I was an advisor on the scene I'd be like okay this is what I think you should do I think you should swim up because first of all super dope idea I love the out of box thinking that they they do in this movie I would say swim up to his body grab them by the mouth stab them in the guts and as he goes to swim around as he goes to like exhale and scream you mouth to mouth and suck all a zero you gave this scene more thought than I did yeah or more thought than they did because it makes sense yeah it makes sense I want his air yeah you could pass off air mouth to mouth underwater and if I stab you you're gonna go ah so if that's one thing swim instead of doing the throw slice stab them in the gut crumb around and you're gonna make out with that dude because your life depends on your on your willingness to play gay chicken like listen it's fine I'm getting it bro I want every ounce of that awesome I've been there give me all that stab mouth to mouth that would make more sense as possible all right dude that's a that's a bit excessive okay so this one again this is like the uh Captain America scene for me yeah or it's just like a hard no like even if I try really hard to believe what you're selling I can't a dushka is an anti-aircraft gun right and you're trying to shoot it through the back of a person and not get to me bro it would send through five or six people easily it's designed to shoot down aircraft yeah it's gonna go through a person it's gonna go through a person easily there's no way he's going to take multiple repeated shots to the back and they're not going to punch through it just disintegrates the guy in his back and he's like oh my Shield's gone all right now I'm on my own like it's like Call of Duty like you ran through your armor and now you're just it starts getting hit and it's like everything goes red and breathing heavy he's like it's not good enough hey guys if you're wondering like uh why we get a lot of especially me like we just talk and get a lot of things wrong we don't look it up like I'm gonna be perfectly honest with you we don't use the old Google you could sit there and Google and fact check us I'm not using Google we're in the moment I'm in the moment I want to send it I want to enjoy the movie talk and sometimes I'm gonna get stuff wrong so if I'm wrong I apologize but I'm not gonna hit the the Google just to make sure that everything I say is right I don't think we're wrong about this though I don't think so but you know why we don't do that so take the fun out of it it takes the fun out of them we just don't give a see you on the next one no I'm just kidding it's a shield it's just perfectly intact [Music] not even sharp Frost [Music] that's the worst medic scene like self-aid scene I've ever seen in my life it's so crazy it's like not only is everything like rusted but it's all dirty like you didn't even blow the dirt off like he didn't wipe it or anything it's like ah no big deal not even I'm gonna pour gas on this it'll be fine not even the old like yeah no nothing Jesus Rusty not sharp just dual puncturing through to try and do a suture I'm pretty sure Sutra is doing more harm than good then you're gonna pour gasoline on in my head the best part for me was the Pilot's face he's just like oh my God I know that's just disgusting this guy's a psychopath yeah like he's he's a he's a straight murderer my God like I love this guy I I love that scene I love like how dirty they purposely made it like he's not trying to live He's not trying to heal he's trying to keep going to kill as many of these dudes as he possibly can that's it this has nothing to do with survival or infection he could die tomorrow I'll deal with infection tomorrow his problem future his problem as long as he can get through killing these dudes today yeah that's that's all that matters with sole motivation yeah so I send it bro yeah [Applause] yeah so no no single shot catch a okay two things about this scene one that came up only after the second time I watched it what is it okay it's it's one of the most impossible things in this movie bro have you ever been in the back of the lmtv I know you have remember that tarp yeah trying to throw that up and have it stay there's no way there's no way I don't care how strong you could be a linebacker for the Lions bro like there's no way you could flip a lmtv tarp up and have it stay up there not happening at all fight a whole football team back I've never had so much struggle in my life than to try and think I could just flip an lmtv tarp up it was like these chicks kind of figured out dude they instantly just flipped that thing up and it stayed there that is one aspect that's like only something like army guys military guys would know so military guys shout out remember the whole lntv flip up not happening there bro second is it was really smart Ambush like if you're gonna have all guns in one vehicle how are you going to use them to take out as many people as possible you don't want to shoot forward of you right right so the best thing to do is like treat it like uh old ships how did ships use from shooting out the side they pulled up next to him and launched everything they had from the Cannons yes so it's crazy how tactics can always revert back to the oldest times possible the most basic things possible and that's what Green Berets do Master of the basics we figure out the we figure out the basics and we try to hone in on them because as much as you can go ahead with all the the equipment and surveillance and all this mumbo jumbo at the end of the day real Tactics come down to using simple stuff to the best best of your ability yeah I mean they had everything the whole speed surprise violence of action they had it all yeah that guy was like I love how she was like so yeah dude you blasted him in the face no key like he had me looking around for a pair of shoes right so I was like where is he gonna try to bail from obviously he's going to find a parachute he's gonna make an improbable jump right an improper jump would be out that bomb shoot I think you said when we were watching the bomb shoot yeah out the bomb shoot because I don't unlikely but only way out yeah it's the only way out I don't know what where else he would go to try and find a door while it's dive bombing maybe the hole that he punched in the floor to get in the back he's like he's not going back through Ace Ventura how's the rhino [Laughter] like maybe but what does he do like my guy you think you're gonna survive a plane crash they just not only all right so he didn't even like Glide in like they're cooking like it's like he really Earth's atmosphere yeah it was just like and then the plane just disappears so then the Scene goes on for a minute and I'm like where's the plane where's shrap where's pieces of the plane where are the wings like like come on guys where's the plane it goes into a marsh the only you know I'm not even gonna try to justify I was gonna say the only Marsh in the area I don't give a damn but this is the middle of the ocean it doesn't go in like that you're not gonna survive bro it could be pillowy snow it's not gonna survive with that angle of attack you could jump off like the the four-story balcony into water and what is it four fifth story balcony it starts to emulate the consistency of concrete like yeah and you're coming from 30 000 feet like coming in and all you did was had a couple of uh uh parachute straps damn what are those I got one right there what is the the um you're talking about wrapping yourself up in a couple first of all you got your ass beat by a static line they wrap yourself up in a stack line and just going for the ride bro and you're walking away the the crazy part for me is like it's it's it reminds me of Master Shredder coming out of the rubble after the building of Ninja Turtles it's just like oh okay that was one of my favorite scenes ever but he had ooze bro he did he did that I mean that's magical powers this guy's got no who's there he's got no who's yeah I guess it's natural ooze I don't know but the fact that he just walks out there comes up and he punches and he's all right because he's the one that smashes down the pillars yeah it falls on him he does this it just shakes and then it falls so you think he's dead oh we digress sorry I love Ninja Turtles so do I all right guys hope you enjoyed the episode of beers and breakdowns what a badass but crazy unexpecting movie when you look at sisu when you look at the thumbnail it looks like World War II normal like uh you know like historical movie you don't understand the the ride and the emotional roller coaster that you have signed up for yeah he has no idea what you're about to go down so anyone involved in sisu okay we have to preface this because lately we've been every time it's not every time but a lot of movies that we've done when we give okay I should say this when we get positive reviews that's true that's true it gets back it gets back to us and the actors and the producers and directors are actually hitting us back believe it or not actually we did have one negative review they got back to some people and they yeah he hit us up it's banana stuff it's crazy if you guys don't think that we're like mind blown when these guys hit us up we're mind blown right so if you did see soon you have anything to do with sisu just know we approve this is dope let's reach out let's talk about it it's dope but that being said there's people in the industry that we sh we we wish we could be nice to but they made movies that we absolutely cannot sign off on and we're gonna destroy them on beers and breakdowns and I apologize in advance we're real because I cannot lie to you guys ever I'm not gonna do it I don't care if the dude is my best friend if he makes a shitty movie it's a shitty movie and we're gonna say it's a shitty movie so hope you guys enjoy see you guys next time and I know exactly what movie I'm talking about when I say that what's on well I don't want to say in case able you know which one because we looked up the guy and he's friends he's very much going to listen to this review from one of my favorite movies ever yes okay doesn't matter he's not getting a pass because he's in one of your favorite movies

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Published: Sun Sep 10 2023