Gorilla Parkour Mode

[Music] hello guys if any of you have any siblings then you will understand exactly what I'm about to talk about most of us have experienced being teased or egged on and we know how aggravating it can get I have two older brothers Brodie and Braden and they knew exactly how to push my buttons like seriously they had it down to a science on how to aggravate me but two particular times have gone down in our family history in these two incidents I became anger than I have ever been before and I went into a state which my brothers now call gorilla parkour mode here are the two times I've ever gone into gorilla parkour mode number one okay setting the scene we were at the church setting up for the Pinewood Derby for those of you who don't know the Pinewood Derby is an event for Cub Scouts to race cars that they made down a track my dad was in charge of the Pinewood Derby so my family and I were there early setting up a while after we got there Braden and I had gotten bored and we were wandering around the church then Braden found a piece of plastic broken off from one of those slide II room dividers he picked it up and started waving it around and I was all like whoa now I'm sure you all know about this universal principle regarding children there can be multiple things around them they don't care to play with but once someone else begins to use them their mind goes I gotta use that thing and then they will ask to use that item this principle was that worked inside my head at this moment Braden let me see that thing you can see it you're looking at it right now see no I meant the cycle of me wanting to see the thing and Braden continuing to tease me continued for about 20 minutes the anger inside me was building to dangerously high levels and all over a stupid piece of plastic that I probably wouldn't have cared about Braden give me the thing now it's my turn okay fine really flooded over me as I reached out to take the thing then bright is the piece of plastic was almost in my grasp Braden pulled it away at the last second anger flooded my mind [Music] I'd entered what is now called gorilla parkour mode for the first time the anger exploded out of my body as I began to chase Braden down the hall at Sonic speeds nothing would stop me I was willing to do anything to catch Braden Braden could see this and he ran as fast as he could away from the Beast that was me I chased him into the gym where multiple tables were set up for the Pinewood Derby I ran in and slipped on the ground but I got up and kept chasing in my crazed rage Braden slid over the first table then little forefoot Bryson filled with raw angry cosmic power straight up hurtled over that same table I was gaining in Braden began to fear for his life another table was slid over then hurtled I drew closer to Braden he was headed toward a table right in front of a door for his escape he slid over and I attempted my final hurdle only to have my foot catched on the table and slingshot my face into the carpet but I wasn't finished yet I flew out the door and rocketed down the hallway in my pursuit 10 feet away 5 to 1 and at that very moment my energy left me and I couldn't keep up I had exited gorilla parkour mode and Braden's life was no longer in jeopardy I fell to the ground exhausted but hey after that he let me hold the thing totally worth it ok now for the second time I've ever entered gorilla parkour mode this time was triggered by my oldest brother Brodie me and him were playing tag on a playground because Brodie was a much bigger child than me he still is but I mean whatever he was able to avoid me and most all my efforts to tag him after a few minutes I was finally able to tag him tag you're it nope you didn't say the magic word what's the magic gotta catch me again to find out as I'm sure you can predict this cycle continued for around 20 more minutes I've managed to tag him and then he would add more magic words at this point birdie had begun his cycle he would run up the stairs and wait then I would come up the stairs and he would go down the slide and wait then I would go down the slide and he would run up the stairs this continued for some time the rage began to build inside me once again the beast inside was about to come out the magic words at that time were poop butt and fart as you can see Brodie was very Korea in his magic word creation process I ran up to the top of the playground only to see Brodie go down the slide again for the fifth time I had had it nothing would stop me from tagging Brodie at this point I had entered gorilla parkour mode once again in my rage I hurled myself off the 10-foot playground and when I hit the ground I flattened like a rag doll but that wouldn't stop me from catching Brodie I immediately sprung up in combat position ready for pursuit my body crunch on the ground was very amusing to Brodie and he fell to the ground laughing no chasing was needed for catching my victim this time as he was on the ground laughing completely helpless I shot over to them and tagged him the magic words are poop butt and fart you are it I had done it I tagged him but then I got caught two minutes later anyways now I know what you all must be thinking wow Bryson your brothers are total jerk mods but you're wrong they have actually gained a respect for me and I for them we all love each other but don't get me wrong their fear of gorilla parkour mode is definitely a factor in this said respect I have not entered gorilla parkour mode in years but it is still a possibility the moral of the story is don't tease your younger siblings too much or the same raw angry cosmic power may be turned against you as it was on my older brothers be careful out there everyone anyways thank you guys so much for watching and I'll see you guys later and don't forget to hit that subscribe button hey guys so this is my first and Cardon I just wanted to let you know that I have no other social media other than YouTube so be sure to 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Channel: Haminations

Views: 4,829,738

Rating: 4.9131169 out of 5

Keywords: gorilla, parkour, brothers, angry, teasing, pinewood derby, cub scouts, siblings, funny

Id: qnLCDMmGt7c

Length: 6min 18sec (378 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 18 2017