Good & Bad High School Teacher Stories | PKA

well it was that you had you know commanders that that fought in world war ii and korea and all of a sudden they're really being handcuffed you know they wanted a bomb in the north they went to bomb the industrial part of North North Vietnam you know they wanted a bomb where their leaders were and they weren't doing that they're just bomb and a bunch of four people on the Ho Chi Minh Trail like you hear but you hear the Ho Chi Minh Trail I think maybe some people think that was a road or like a double highway like it's literally like a trail through the woods that we're dropping like tens of millions in ordnance on every day and like trying to D for snuggles to stop like hey does the word just really handcuffed there that was a shitty war fifty thousand dead Americans and we could a lot more Vietnamese yeah that was a [ __ ] war I assume glad I wasn't already around like I think so I was born in 73 which I think is the year the war ended like I think they're the same year so I have remembered this I asked my history teacher in like eighth grade right so this is how what do you eighth grade 13 years old yeah and this is like 13 years after the war ended and I'm like why did the Vietnam War happen and he looked at another teacher and they're like hohoho yeah well you know that's kind of it what was the Vietnam War about yeah am i right and she's like yeah yeah you [ __ ] you're a history teacher at school I'm asking you why the Vietnam War happened and all you can do is huff and puff and smile slightly at your fellow teacher you [ __ ] worthless [ __ ] like it's just like saying like ha we understand but we'll we won't tell it's it's our little secret you know you'll have to go read a book like I I just like I don't know I like give me anything get what was the official reason you know that the whole stopping communism thing tell me about the drummed up thing what was it called the gulf of tonkin where we pretend that the ship was saying but it wasn't really wrecked and you know there's things he could have said but he couldn't have been more worthless and I still look down on him especially because he was a history teacher yeah that's uh that's pretty weak i I had a really good 10th grade history teacher like he was a he was a real scumbag like dick like he'd pick on students he never bothered me but he picked on a few of my friends like really mean like this is like a 38 year old man you know we're and we're in tenth grade but he would get up there and like really kind of do a performance you know he'd start telling you a story about like what the Sumerians did or who does what Zoroastrianism was about or what the Spartans was my favorite my favorite was that he ever did was the Spartans cuz he just went into great detail he's like yeah you turned six or seven or whatever it was they came and took you and you started that day you were a soldier and you know you didn't stop being a soldier until the day you were dead even when you retired you were still in reserve you know you've lived in the barracks you know he just went all these things that the Spartans did they were crazy I'm business I bet that teacher got you really interested in it right this is this is just school anymore this is kind of neat history teachers could be so [ __ ] too I had one in my freshman year mr. Johnson who I swear to God would try to be boring sometimes to get kids to fall asleep so that he could take his enormous history tome that wasn't even like the class book he just kept this giant history book but like the Iliad or the Odyssey up on his desk and he'd go over to the desk and like be quiet after he saw they were asleep and just go boom and slam it and it sounded like someone shot a cannon off but he's so clearly like you know when like teachers like smile at your stupid jokes you see there's no wrinkles in their eyes they're not sincerely smiling the only time I saw mr. Johnson's smile sincerely in my entire four years in high school was every time it's desk to slam a book he's like I make like 33 grand a year I hate my life but this little [ __ ] fell asleep again and I'm gonna just make a resounding noise right on her desk and could its like it'd be like me shooting a gun off next your head that's how to the point like when you wake up you're not oh my goodness it's like I'm still the Greeks you know but the bar for entertainment for teachers is so low like I remember some of the ones that I like the most okay at a math teacher and he wore you know what a converse is the concept in math like you know 5 plus 4 is 9 and 4 plus 5 is 9 there the converse works but you could say like a square a quadrilateral but a quadrilateral is not necessarily a square there the converse is untrue right so the day that he called his converse he wore Chuck Taylors like he had a teacher with converse like Chuck's on and we were all like oh my god this is the greatest thing like like he actually wore sneakers as a teacher for converse day like it we were all very excited people talked about it like dude you do when you get to fifth period you're gonna see he's got sneakers on and he also on he would teach us like the abstract has been so long a bit like we take a cube and pour water in it and then a sphere of equivalent dimensions wouldn't hold all the water because a sphere holds less volume than a cube does so when he poured the cube water into the sphere it would leak and they get water on the ground and we were all blown away at what a maverick this guy was to have spilled water on the ground and it was that's a low the bar and terrible experiences because on one hand I hear about fencing and archery and stuff and I'm like [ __ ] I wish we'd had archery like I was doing that it like I was doing that at home lightly like a nobody else was doing archery like I loved that [ __ ] I would have loved that but then I feel like we had two more entertaining teachers we I definitely remember like eighth grade science when he did the thing where he the atmospheric pressure test where you take like a coke can with a little water in the bottom and hold it with tongs over a flame until you've got a low-pressure system inside the can and then quickly to flip it upside down into a vessel of water and then the the air pressure around us that's like 10 or 12 psi just destroys the can crushes it flat as a bug like that was I like stuff like that we did lots of things like we'd start little fires remember a teacher who put sodium and water but she wasn't very good at it and like I was it was a bummer because when I got to class the ceiling was already damaged from an overdose of sodium people don't put sodium is worse Tower had a lot of fun yeah the first period yeah I want to say she even singed her hair right so we get there and like she's [ __ ] up if the ceiling is [ __ ] up and and she's just putting in little like penny-size piece of sodium she must adopt a handful of it earlier in the period and blew everything of the heck up at my chemistry class which is 10th grade this is the same I think I've told that like a different story about this class before we're this annoying chick that sat next to me would always leave her hair on my side of the desk when she'd sleep and so I colored a streak of red sharpie in her hair she was so upset a lot of the girls in that class got mad at me but all everybody else left was hilarious but what can come back to another time this also it was a young teacher and he was like in the chemistry mind of like you know all I'm Walter white like chemistry's the [ __ ] it's so much fun I'm gonna make everybody enjoy it he was a nice guy like he was clearly passionate about it and there was this one girl who was a different girl than this one who was always late to our class always late and he had been doing something that day where he was pranking all the different classes and by the time it got to be our class it was like the beans had been spilled and almost everybody knew that the prank was gonna happen except for this chick who just I guess wandered in aimlessly not knowing and so this chick comes in and she sits down and the guys prank all day was that he got the first our class so bad that like people ran to the office because they're panicking he filled up up he turned off the lights and he filled up a beaker with like Powerade and then something else to make it totally by like lumen end up by only one I think it wasn't like alive but it was just luminescent he was like and he made a big scene of like alright you know I I really shouldn't be doing this this many times but it's not fair for me to do it for the other classes if you don't get to see it as well now if something does go wrong I need you to get me help immediately saying it was this big beaker and people were like oh [ __ ] like you know I'm sure this girl and like one other person made a couple people didn't know and he just goes like like those hot dog eaters like just preparing and then he up ends the whole thing clogs it down you see you're in the dark and so you just see like almost the blue light like shining through his cheeks and it looks very intense and then he finishes it and he puts the beaker down like shaky handed you know the beaker falls over on his desk he's not concerned with the beaker he's got his hands like this these guys and everybody's like oh my god what the [ __ ] is this and then he call he committed so [ __ ] hard to this fall I'm surprising her himself he collapsed like banged his arm off his like black science top like beaker desk and then fell behind the counter and instantly the black girl who was always late to that class goes oh hell no oh hell no and she runs out of the classroom and - and she was so loud that he got concerned that he liked the prank backfired and so he got up was like no it's fine I promise it was just Powerade and something to make it light up I was just joking around just please be hilarious it was I can't believe I've never told that before it was such a good prank idea but I wouldn't know what he added to the power and power aid to make it luminous because I've looked into that before that's difficult chemistry like I've watched that I like those chemistry videos where they've got like a hot plate and like beakers and they've got it you know a chemistry set and they and I like watching them create chemical compounds that they're going to use is like an ingredient for Rhett another thing they're doing they're like we could go buy some sodium bins away but wait I'm a chemist so we made some yeah we've got some bins right here already whatever pretty much you know they're stirring things together heating them up to precise temperatures and and mixing them up and and making chemical reactions as videos are fun to watch high school when you really sit I can think about a lot more funny [ __ ] happened than you remember cuz a lot of funny stuff happened I think that at the time you'd be like oh I'm too cool for school it's not that funny but don't looking back it's like some of those teachers did have some good jokes like they had some good [ __ ] every once in a while maybe I was just lucky in that way but anyway

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Length: 10min 33sec (633 seconds)

Published: Mon May 18 2020