Goblin Slayer Abridged Bloopers! - Part 1

into that [Music] oh God it's in my mouth hi look I have [ __ ] but I can't stop uh she's a magic girl magic girl pull a rabbit out of your out of your witch hit I'm gonna turn down my game he's a magic girl magic girl pull a rabbit out of your way I can I can read okay so she can't even evoke a rabbit she's clearly the weak clearly the weak link clearly the weak link clearly the weakling clearly the leak but you're a priestess you can really help or caught our cardi bomb position that is God tape you [ __ ] [ __ ] you're not wounded get him stick your F I don't know I shouldn't say that on television can you evoke a [ __ ] cause I don't give a [ __ ] go [ __ ] if you deal with the dragons and [ __ ] if you deal with the dragons wait did the priest message endbringer is amazing and I will talk about it for as long as I want I haven't used my dead [ __ ] that might be that might be [ __ ] that might be [ __ ] I know we seem confident maybe even Brash but we're prepared for prepared to attack I know we seem confident maybe even Brash but we're prepared for this sort of thing [ __ ] did you guys did you guys hear the siren well I know when I'm out of here I'm going to use these earnings to invest in pronunciation lessons Jesus I only have two bits I only have three why is that so hard to say I only have three spell spots sorry I followed endbringer he never lets me down not like my dad that was Goblin noises damn it princess God that was that was test [ __ ] again why am I going so hard on the P [ __ ] her name was stupid but God damn it Titan storm I'll offend you fox that was that too hard I feel like it was too hot does my character die [ __ ] you guys I just saw the horrible diving noises he'll be okay I think it's fine everything's fine there's puppies and rainbows and kittens and fifty percent Iles and everything with you all right maniacal Goblin after here we [ __ ] go his [ __ ] thing I'm a [ __ ] die I'm ready to die here we [ __ ] go away better that was Goblin death noises what no I mean your job titles hold on your name is Priestess no names not on this line of work I'll drink this energy it's the worst thing you'll ever drink it makes it Salt Lake it's gonna kill her right now Soldier Goblin slayer's here God the [ __ ] spirit [ __ ] what a dumb name there was something on my leg it's probably spider I don't care this place is team with goblins final disgusting goblins goblins not really a spell so much of that disgusting isn't it Godless wrenches wretches wretch angry radish disgusting there's Goblin death sounds that's for you that's for you my good friend oh there's still more all right there you go you do there's like 15 minutes to me [ __ ] die and they hey 15 minutes kill the go girl okay [ __ ] hey get [ __ ] I [ __ ] looked away from the script Apes all right new Quest we've got a troll quilling uh you tell me I'm a lunatic Republic has requested in our pres in our present in our present real full of gifts goblins just for you step away from the what I'm locked out no you didn't mention goblins immediately oh he says I blacked out and I want to keep my third alive for 70 whatever lines left bad goblin no no and the last one the the one where I seduced him the one where I was trying to talk about a sexy big Goblin because that was what I was going for all right collaborative effort there are Quest Patrol to the patrol yeah Anything is Possible Oh no will you help us kill dog [Music] no one will believe you yeah imagine that the witch knows what she's doing huh you just see her marching in the background like with like a ball of booze in her hand she's like I'll give a [ __ ] I'm a witch [ __ ] hold Brothers violence Martin Sue let's watch Elf get the popcorn what are you good for popcorn me elf prisoners never the one to turn down food are you dwarf I'm getting all sassy up in here I am what the humans call sick I had to like lean back into myself and like make like a weird like C shape with my spine yeah I can tell do you have to oh [ __ ] me okay that's not even close to what you did laughs [Applause] oh Jesus Christ I'm gonna lose my voice again oh great space creators set you to gobinated [ __ ] it's sweet it's the words they're a little green space could have said here to grab it Club glamor ties your butts they're a little green space Critters say in a clap clap Clump gobble me [ __ ] [ __ ] well they're unconscious more for me alcoholism I don't know if that came up on the mic but I actually dumped water into my mouth as I tried to read that I am no Goblin oh no he doesn't sound like that at all right [ __ ] [ __ ] I'll show you boned she was a good globlins playing globler oh I will duster to doctor Rock take flight Stone call to Dick diction Earth to dick to rock take penis Stone balls also did you say gate because you know that can summon Gods right do you do you have a spare of that can I have it I used it for water linked it to the bottom of the ocean well alrighty then let's just wait no [ __ ] well alrighty then go [ __ ] yourself no wait no that's not it we will brother oh [ __ ] I said that wrong okay like a like a half starved homeless man with paranoid delusions I [ __ ] up that last part this is the story of the coolest adventuring party of all time the group that dealt with all the problems no one else would take on they rode alone through the darkest caverns and everyone in the city slept well because of Paw Patrol oh God I went too hard Paw Patrol roll oh no change the subject did you spend the spend all our money on a crappy okay let's see here high as I can go I think that's it actually I don't know let me double check I'm gonna have to scream at you I'm sorry Grant I think so yeah oh yeah I should not do that scream for long periods of time oh no let's see here okay my voice is not trashed we're good oh what are you a [ __ ] hey Google goblins follow my cleat oh I kind of fudged it there goblet oh God I'm so sensei konichiwa that's right Goblin [ __ ] I too have a Jutsu a joblessly Jutsu watch me do these random hands [ __ ] signs like watch me do these gang signs my Armor's too thick [ __ ] thank you George you had me at she oh no then it must be your tune to my sword on wait my voice kind of cracked there ah I tried my best but then I started feeling my throat like my uvula move and I was like that's not good I knew it I knew this day why am I laughing did you throw some Goblin [ __ ] in my mask that'd be really funny [Music] begins [Music] [Music]

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Length: 11min 1sec (661 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 25 2022