Chainsaw Man Abridged - Episode 1

geez I'm broke thank God Japanese money is fake not very neighborly bud what do you mean there's an orphan in the well and that it's not really a well but a well devil and the orphan isn't really an orphan but actually an orphan devil and they're wrestling over which one gets to for the other one oh sorry that's your line yeah my bad sorry I killed devil now oh I was born wrong hey what a coincidence I can fix that glad that's over oh hey what's up Dad I told you never to call me that yeah whatever daddy Daddy-o Daddy Long yakou Yak Daddy Long Yak dad Moses Jones Papa I gotta walk home now don't I hmm make suits aren't even in the Bible bye supplements you know Pochi Poppy's very generous after the finders fee sales tax capital gains tax gross receipts tax and the I hate dingy tax killing that tomato devil earned me negative 4062 Yen now I don't know what that is in real people money but it did motivate me to steal this loaf of bread okay fine it's only a slice of bread whatever I I suck at stealing okay don't yell at me anyway today is our anniversary Pochi remember how we first met boy your daddy left a big ass [ __ ] of dead on the floor and now you gotta clean it up figuratively you're mine literally does that mean you're my new daddy now stop no no don't call me that don't make this a thing for the next several years I swear to God son I heard Emoji you Pappy cell and that's how it all happens aren't aren't great pochita what do you know you're a dog you don't even know how to get that chainsaw to your head idiot that's okay pochita it's just my red gem everybody knows good boys produce red Jam hey guys stop producing Jam in there like all good boys do and get in my car oh man it's so cool to be on the inside of the car for the first time father this way I can choke on your ass cigarette smoke wow this is a super Neato burrito abandoned warehouse otosama I bet no one can hear you scream in this Warehouse pops is this where you hide all the bodies you tell me the police don't need to worry about no that's a different super cool abandoned warehouse these are the one where guys get stabbed oh see that makes a lot of sense considering the fact that uh well I've just been stabbed parental unit looks like you got just about as many dad jokes left as you got blood huh uh it's called red Jam dead synonym hey Genki that's me that's almost my name listen Daniel I just thought of a way for you to pay back your debt was it love do you finally left me no it was selling our bodies to the zombie devil oh let's see that was that was my second guess close to time for you now we're vegan see no more stereotyping zombies you said you wouldn't and you did you make me swore yeah well you said you stopped calling me Daddy and where'd that get us huh oh okay don't stop it foreign I just want you to know if I ever die you do not have permission to take my body explicitly you do not have the right nor the ethical grounds to perform such body snatching and if you do I will be filled with the indignant Rage of a thousand Taco Bell shits okay buddy [Music] oh hey poachy I thought you'd be in hell oh [ __ ] do good people go to hell too [ __ ] man what am I gonna do with all my losing lottery tickets hello then G okay and you can talk I don't like this please make it stop it is I pachita your stalwart companion and thief of your body I did not listen to your instructions because I do not respect you in any way give me that man-made baby boy I'm gonna pilot you like a flesh Gundam both eyes hold on false alarm just my dick oh you know I probably shouldn't have screamed that huh all right all right you think you can just come back from the dead that's my thing [ __ ] you didn't think of this zombie devil daddy poachy does inside me now and you know what that means [ __ ] [ __ ] I thought you'd know well guess I gotta pull this string and see what happens yes here's Jordan now he will be lost Etc whoever's running their Chainsaw cut it out I'm trying what the a chainsaw person come on how do you handle your Smee with chainsaw hands like this wait wait wait where am I okay well this isn't the worst thing I've ever woken up to after a fit of violent rage seems like both my dads are dead now huh so I guess that makes you my new Dad yeah well an alarming amount of people do call me call me never Daddy interesting whoa you actually listened to me that's uh that's that's that's kind of hot I I think I like this this is good this is good wanna be my little puppies huh does that sound good [ __ ] yeah does that mean you scratch my tummy and get really close to my dick but not touch it I did that all the time with pochita that's probably why he was always screaming okay let's get in my car and take you to your new home sick but can we stop off at a gas station I suddenly have a mean [ __ ] I gotta unload and I want to make it someone else's problem [Music] okay that was the weirdest dream I've had in a long [ __ ] time dude I got murdered by gross smelly vegan zombies betrayed by Daddy Sama Senpai kunchan Desu Desu I sprouted chainsaws out of my hands and potentially penis man I I really gotta stop eating a single slice of bread before bed I have just really let myself go I'm gonna be a one-man Cheeseburger Apocalypse exactly pochita that and then wait what foreign [Music]

Channel: Grimmjack

Views: 453,605

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Id: -AdSBm6fcfU

Length: 8min 4sec (484 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 28 2023