Gmod Scary Map (Not Really) - Nogla's Haunted Hospital! (Garry's Mod Funny Moments)

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jeez not the right moment stay low stay frosty Oh Pietro clay press three that's three over there tre says number tree here your room your room I need a [ __ ] she needs another giant [ __ ] key yeah we decide to go to the that men's room did you wash your vagina in here see what smear & Toubro c'mere bad look what reflections got reflections guys I mean hold me hold me was that made me call me I don't know well girl there's blood all over this one you said it was the woman's bathroom right oh come on oh dude too far too far flashes of noblest face P&G is terrified I mean poor dog beside me just flinched mine was just a PNG of no Glenwood jewel of Georgia library we need a keycard how [ __ ] original was that I hear something oh you scared the [ __ ] as he was in there with you holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] Oh guys what oh my god did we not spot that he's come first well you got the torch have fun being first a few laughs a few bruises with the boys we fawn how are you setting that [ __ ] on fire okay Tohno it's a very powerful magical torch everything the number eight key card you find the key card yeah nice then we have to go back to the library eight mean something if there's if we ever need to know a number it's the number eight and I also found a three no it's more important to the library this browse moving this miles moving place is haunted ding-ding-ding that worked yeah here we go this looks like a [ __ ] manual for a key or something this is what it should look like wait there was a body here it probably got bored and left here here here here here come here great did you open this door yes I opened it how did you come in here no no here we go this is new why what's in there it's just bananas bananas bananas potassium potassium what is this [ __ ] I die I die corner oh my god oh one you sure that's not an arrow that's pointing up I think it's a one hey how's it going I would if I had to guess I would just say yeah well you suck at reading the [ __ ] web browser on stand back stand back haha it worked it worked what you do know you're shooting it you shooting it work okay okay okay right okay key now we need that for the security room oh by the way no smoking in this facility bride yeah of course but torches are loved I got it boys I handled it I handled it okay oh it's okay oh it's okay okay it was just it's just a couple just a couple spiders okay okay I'll fine oh man Moo you should have seen what happened that crazy these three spiders came at me you shooting me unlocked that by the way like the key flew into the lock I meant to do that look guys a gun and a giant a ski that freakin crap scared me so bad yeah crimes do you scared the [ __ ] out of me how you trust me look at it that thing I've had bigger how'd you find one of those new pubes staged [ __ ] guys - H - - [ __ ] there's so much more for us to do yes Oh excitement excitement these are happening energy get some guy in there hello asked him right it's okay you're safe now Evan no I'm scared nice move boom one shot one kill the only thing you guys should be scared about is not getting 10 minutes worth of content from their [ __ ] alright how you she'll be scared about no hello content are you here [Laughter] let's get him on fire on fire burn em burn kill them guys don't you find it kind of ironic that this whole time we've been searching for content we've been making it no I don't think we're even supposed to beat oh hello hello I'm we know making sure everyone's here all right huh look down no jump-scare oh god oh god please say oh no you're here Brock's here behind you I wasn't getting the light getting the light getting the light go on what do you guys go oh there you are err we're here we're here this guy's definitely gonna come alive just give them a bit of redbull he'll be back back in it themself themselves you got it keep burning him Ryan nice I'm playing Minecraft Marco my cow we already here no there's a 16 on this door too and there's a 1 on this one yeah there's a dead guy right there content content [ __ ] are we going I don't know this is a long ass flashlights work again so I looked behind me and that was a mistake yeah yeah yeah you fly it's just sorry I I spawned inside you yeah let me fix this perfect all right seems like a boss fight or something like that yeah I got my gun out no guy should go on this platform right here it seems quite safe no luminate it was ready I'm ready me I'm ready okay so this is how it's going down oh god oh god yeah yeah wise it's a giant man oh [ __ ] beat your ass was grass size everyone stand back [Applause] that was so scary that was that it well yeah when you have the world's most powerful gun in the game vanna's it's quite easy to finish a boss the monster came towards finals life oh god that looks like the ultimate God all right what's next on this journey huh huh I don't think we should be afraid when you have that weapon of yours oh mighty powerful one the big build-up to the boss and I get all my Magnum loose right I'm ready to go oh [ __ ] don't take this car my only chance [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] [Music]

Channel: VanossGaming

Views: 11,759,735

Rating: 4.9420424 out of 5

Keywords: Vanoss, Terroriser, Moo Snuckel, Silly, Funny, Garry's Mod, GMod, Scary Map, jumpscare, Nogla, evil, hospital, Russian accent, fail, horror, dark, boss, keys, laughing, mega AK, OP gun

Id: DZTSm6nhIDM

Length: 17min 56sec (1076 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 27 2018