Gmod Deathrun Funny Moments - Thanksgiving Edition! (Garry's Mod)

yeah what is going on guys ban us here and hope you guys enjoyed that epic picture montage of all the products we're releasing today for Black Friday so as you could probably tell we're back with some more gold edition items so if you guys missed out on the gold limited edition t-shirt from last year as well as the hoodie well this is your chance this is version 2 of the vanossgaming gold t-shirt and as you can see we got a brand new owl design on the back of the shirt and on the front you got the small vanoss logo and of course as always they're only going to be available right now and once they sold out they're gone forever so if you are interested feel free to go check them out or don't it's up to you but I'm just saying they're never going to be back ok this is the only time and also for those of you who don't like to wear shirts you know you like to walk around without a shirt on but you do like to wear hats well we're releasing the brand new vanossgaming gold hat as you could probably already tell and this is also limited so once they're gone they'll be gone forever as well and because they're limited they're only going to be available to people who get the gold hat bundle which comes with obviously the Hat a gold vanos pin a gold vanoss bracelet and also a bunch of vanoss stickers but yeah I know I know it's a lot you know I'm not saying you guys have to buy this [ __ ] but you know if you feel like it it's available and you could click that link the description to check it out no I'm saying you know I'm saying you know check it out maybe possibly I don't know do it do it do it do it do it but anyways hope you guys enjoyed today's video thank you so much for watching as always thanks for the support and I will talk to you all later Nullah explain why US Americans celebrate Thanksgiving thanks Kerry simple long long ago there was a time when America was not America and then Americans came into America and mitad and those merica was born and that's why you celebrate tanks get it wrong but okay that's the part where we all go around and tell everybody what we're thankful for I'm thankful for Giordani yeah I'm thankful that I have pants and that I still have my helmet I'm thankful for clickbait titles and I'm thankful for my close cousins the turkeys for taking the sacrifice every year taking the hit I'm thankful for all of my friend you [ __ ] so to determine whose death whoever eats the most turkey becomes death now we're what is believed is okay try that again go whoever eats the least amount of turkey becomes death okay already you can win on great yes I'm hungry we get it I am hungry all right you ready and three two one go so much turkey I ate so much turkey brandy I have 800 health which you have 750 I have 450 Scottie 340 and no Glen oh good 380 a [ __ ] [ __ ] for you [ __ ] skinny [ __ ] everybody gets three turkey labs gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble three sounds like three gobbles you know make the gobble sound and jiggle your gobblers they're on your face I'm a target for today on my turkey [ __ ] today turkey diner I don't know what happens like what's gonna have is the ball gonna fill up with gravy and I'm gonna drown or what's what and oh I don't know it's a big lobster lobster go first oh I am food I will go first come on plate come on what are we gonna be today what are we gonna be are you looking up because I want to feel like it's gonna come up from above like I just I just got that feeling you know like thirty wieners on your face big disgusting new is gonna come from above all right so we got to make it through the diabetes mayor of around let's go yeah all right Tyler you guys are getting in that beta oh okay today um yeah we're going back double dope oh yeah oh yeah ah hello Joe Holly got the very end of that all you put in an upside-down lobster go towards the very middle where it's been slower and then when you try and get out jump on the corncob to your right and you'll [ __ ] crouch jump on a son-of-a-bitch there we go I'm in a midnight another play it [ __ ] this I'm not quite well looks like a flying loaf of bread if you ask me like a bacon sandwich what the [ __ ] just telephone as its oh man dude Tyler was inbred you [ __ ] freak that's not funny man it's not my fault my parents were kept in the same pen for [ __ ] 20 years we are like it across the oreos of death what is that source what is that who made this washing who's invited to next year's Thanksgiving what the was it this what is mushy peas mushy peas not know what refuser don't be anger the mushy peas whoo-hoo-hoo hey hey hey let's hope you just taught me jokes you're dead Oh get the crush jump no you just jump the first one you just knock on the mushy peas movies nasty-ass carrots someone pounds cards for too long there's some hot wieners come get some wieners all right who wants some roasted out trying to say I'm not gonna make it through this [ __ ] you're not angular what the wieners kill you you gonna do you think they do okay you got I've dodged a few wieners in my day not gonna lie here we go - you're here buddy dad I am NOT getting those wieners on my head again no or little wieners on your face no I gotta go that's enough take the wieners Wow Wow the Wiener gods determined that I'm never gonna blast I'll kill whoever goes last I'll kill this all really really really really this is you sandy hey no you're the chosen one for wieners to the mouth of this potato oh look a whole potato occasional change all right so who's gonna lose a life on this one huh I'll do every one person and I'm gonna jump I'm gonna jump now lose my life never mind they're gone and then it's gonna be vanoss Paris is gonna try and he going down walls ain't gonna die don't suspend the inevitable just die I go down you are gone dad you're gonna doubt a second you step forward oh I'm spot damn seed coat for life just kidding I've actually Oh Scotty's gone nice let's go you [ __ ] all right I'm gonna do this I'm not doing this look [ __ ] loaf of bread [ __ ] what was that I don't know Marcel just being a selective ass [ __ ] why are you selecting of [ __ ] okay okay so listen let me go away do we stop why did you go because I someone had to go easy that one I'll have these traps you just get to choose who [ __ ] dies because they're impossible I dodge the [ __ ] out of a winner these wieners - you [ __ ] alright this is it Oreo mama GP bum bum bum bum [ __ ] stop just one round me I got to see no further on the [ __ ] back no boys I never have failed this way easy easy alright you know what time it is wiener - oh my god - you oh I figured out this leg watch watch move back move back I'm king of the wieners okay touch this [ __ ] watch this [ __ ] you gotta jump that we know oh oh this is really it is rotates is there okay [ __ ] grilled lobster let's go you got this oh there you go this is what no no anybody smell chicken all right Scotty that's it one whoa he is the winner god I'm so light I didn't eat all that turkey earlier yeah please what happens you need so much oh yeah [ __ ] you got the trick to it yeah the trigger looks easy you just go BAM Ihnen and then BAM it in me yeah how many lives you have I got derry-o beam on it I don't think it does it does it does it does what he's 407 right there you oh okay ready go hell was this [ __ ] hasn't even a button no my guess is you just jump over the middle right okay well we got just like that yeah yeah yeah like that and then you just do it again right again okay and am and again what what we're to go what I feel like something's gonna happen now game we have no but my my lobster okay God why did I do that for the start go really close and then hole really close okay I got one live you got two labs right a - so I got you go first [ __ ] dinner is not served dinner dinner is not so yeah it was pretty weak pretty weak oh we know what this is gonna eat it great that it's another plate oh there's another plate of wieners I'll take some sausages to the face yeah well you'll have to do it on a different track [ __ ] cuz look he laid it on the window this one this traps called angry cousin threw his plate across the room pick a door [ __ ] pick a door each of you guys go through the door to the side any sad sack I pick red side I don't trust this three two one go that's a poisonous Oreo what if I go around Oh Laurie oh if I'd ever seen one all right whoa nice all right everybody Merry Christmas step right up and eat your wiener looking at my own wiener me pack these wieners no no god damn it one wiener down one Wiener job they go up they mother follow this come on Wiener [ __ ] gonna be the winner of the wieners don't push me [ __ ] get up there then I'm trying okay watch this up and a hop hop pick good woody dick all right let's just do wine wow you a lot of you oh my god is Christ lamb is getting more ones dying wander really I swear to god so much push me harder okay okay this is non-stop it is a ha yeah you got it yes hey my dick you [ __ ] knife [ __ ] no [ __ ] stupid and now I just get to enjoy all this look down when you're jumping okay boom boom see Wow help big help [ __ ] him don't keep with bow top tip [ __ ] useless tips with vanish ha Tim you just [ __ ] cross jump oh there we go house Joan crouch you're [ __ ] [ __ ] no you keep going [ __ ] he's gonna die keep going [ __ ] thanks kid what am I doing wrong kid not jumping over the knives this Thanksgiving I'm thankful for this trap what the [ __ ] I'm supposed to do this Thanksgiving every micron hurts which is the fact of ourself has even begun in the hole it doesn't work you doesn't work it doesn't work I'm doing oh go around my baby go go my jaw hurts from laughing [ __ ] crying there's actual tears job a son you gonna move it on we just had to dive one more time all right everyone's serious now everyone gets here pretty serious this is a serious game yeah I'm gonna talk you to [ __ ] sir watching ah god that hurt me rekt you feel the wind on your butt they're [ __ ] I felt that thing pinched my ass cheeks together alright so this is the throwing plate across the room oh oh oh I know what to do do I do lives who have to live I have to live two lives one only knows how to do it and I know how to do it you jump pesticide and then it can and then he can get you oh great tutorial girl tips how to die in death one top camp's common topic I don't want steal Oreo Scottie you still of July I'll do it I'll do it you just gotta be further away from and that's how you die at that track oh oh the trap the traps the dish did you play it again yeah okay he lives how many lies you guys go the table broke man too much food on the plate broke the table well is that it yeah that's it that's what Oh Scotty what a [ __ ] champions do it eat my dick dude all right everybody you three are consider the Thanksgiving champions of this year yeah but there could only be one to determine who is the champion we're gonna play a good old game of turkey roulette so there's three turkeys over bottom two of them blow up huh yeah oh my [ __ ] god you must choose one turkey to stand on our each that's it boys but what if I want the turkey somebody else wants same time same time I think it's gonna be this one no I'm already here or this man I got this when I got this one okay okay okay okay login it on the count of three you're gonna eat your turkey okay okay one two three oh my [ __ ] Turkey what is this made out of that means anyway turkey champion yeah we have a turkey now I'm hungry hold on let me get one mmm mommy you ate you a mentor

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Length: 18min 43sec (1123 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 25 2016