Gmod Portal & Flashlight Brawl! (Garry's Mod Sandbox Funny Moments)

portal so how does it work or at all she jumped before Touhou the tower oh oh whoa oh I'm just trying to use the portal gun what the it kills people really it's not really a portal gun she's a phony how'd you get a portal gun you weren't using a portal gun we got a safe woody he ran it to this hole of abyss of darkness jump through the hole jump do it do it don't be a [ __ ] nice try [ __ ] alright let's go no play in a rest stop doing this to me that's right file for real who did that who killed my fabulous life here okay go through here oh where am I going okay hold on what hold on guys let me have a snack break alright would you guys go turn Roger in them right here ah [ __ ] what happen he gotta kill you I'll watch you I'm so confused I don't know I shot I shot the thing that I thought was you and then I apparently now what we do to our through Jamaa so okay so so we missed that jump are going what I did hooah okay edit what is this red laser you should touch it to later nothing happens I mean nothing happens here 31 hell yeah I was already 31 Hills look at the blood ABB's showing you play oh oh it don't hurt no it doesn't [ __ ] does I'm immune oh [ __ ] don't touch the red lasers except for this one this one is safe the safe red laser yeah this one is a safe red laser is it coming out of my dick can go in here stand back I'm gonna make a bag I'm gonna make a portal hole my portal wait wait wait wait oh shoot me in the name of science I'm making a portal hole actually work yeah yeah work but you guys died way to lose weight for them all right guys so now what another we're in here all right so we always have to break this glass right hold on let me make a portal hole geez wait make a portal oh don't worry it didn't work see I told you you're breaking the game boil a gun always works oh oh my god guys what we need another portal stand back stand back there next and we're good yeah bet oh my god oh yeah we see all right I'll go press the button right here but like that that's a huge ass button press the button what happened is you companion cube you can't press a button anymore all right you need me to use my portal gun again no no no jump in here here we go this way with all these portals if you guys want to go down here it says the cake is down there wait maybe we jump in here to go over there ready I'm gonna test it out watch me oh [ __ ] we go yeah here that I'll stand right here and look up and Cody jump it okay hey jump in the hole fire oh oh my go holy [ __ ] go there ya go yeah oh here we go whoa whoa whoa oh hey yeah long it took us to get there where is it out on the map oh we we got it let's let's not cheat let's [ __ ] speedrun this already I already go ridin get to the side and ended it up your fat ass got a crown get all the way get all the way I'm winning this race alright here we go here I go I'm gonna lead I'm in the lead oh yes yes yes okay I gotta make this jump whoa yeah [ __ ] I didn't make it I'm gonna lay there mother you're not gonna make that jump you jackass alright me yeah me I'm here now Oh God fell [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] this is poop ah dude harsh Oh make it oh you cheated I saw that you [ __ ] cheater yeah but get the [ __ ] out all right I only have 40 hell out here fifty [ __ ] where do I go I don't remember oh yeah over here coach jump ocean run run fall into the water fall into the water go over here over here jump follow the cake follow the cake oh god get on my way water go to the water go through the teleporter okay I'm here I'm here now I go to the next hell board of eight help come on come on I gotta get out of the way yeah I'm gonna win this race yeah yes yes I mean the lien hilarious I will catch you I will have too much of a lead okay so I have to do my god I have eight health this is not good this is not good I'm not gonna make it there's no way for I made it yes yes victory is mine aah oh we go yeah we did yeah way we can't blow the candle you know what that means portal gun yeah I bet us um you kill me or something you want me to kill you with another career I didn't say that look I won't there and in my all my weapons like all my weapons exploded it boy see ya see [ __ ] is going on I think it's his room wait what if I walk through it yeah just strips you from your weapon it's like the map security yeah boys awesome we don't have no war weapons now yeah I do look this guy looks suspicious doesn't he sir you look this [ __ ] it you have a weapon on you sir spoo's eros zero and you look very suspicious come back there's a Luigi here hey hey Luigi get into the security chamber yes okay no please no please remove all metal objects weapon building loose change clothing underwear song whatever please the board sir okay holy [ __ ] what the hell are you doing well I can't ride my motorcycle are you sure the motorcycle isn't riding you know dude a good [ __ ] I write this thing every day to work how long does it take you to get to work considering the hours it's my slam I'll Drive usually takes me a couple hours it's hard to make any forward progress really but I tell you what it tell of a ride oh I don't walk it with guys it's not safe here you got the wrong girls they're attracted to them shake ya ass oh we got a biter here let's beat this one to them oh man that's messed Holly [ __ ] I gotta go back to the death Knights they want to die them alone hey sir down the street do you mind moving your giant pencil crayon yeah give me one player oh [ __ ] it hit me right in the bag all right flashlight fight flashlight fight let's go let's go let's go [ __ ] let's go Ashley oh I gotta have it come on [ __ ] you want to go you want to [ __ ] go no good yeah yeah oh oh right in the noggin get ready dynasty away slow get away why are you holding your flashlight like a cigarette oh you're holding it like a cigarette yeah you are holding it like a cigarette [ __ ] you get buzz your buzz yeah it's a real bag into crumbs yeah let's go let's go up oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] ah ah God oh no no no no no no no we gotta get the little guy we gotta get the little guy you gotta get the little guy okay ah you gotta have you got his tree I'm gonna strategically hide behind this tree ha surprises AK God forget it the wiping on we're going on guys look so [ __ ] [ __ ] over here come on you guys are fighting for Lord 1 get a lot of people hate I count [ __ ] hacks what happened Ahmad gmod completely crashed because you spawned a [ __ ] turtle really a turtle yeah I'm looking at it right now hilarious it bit me and then it crashed the man I try to feed him well that's it guys that's it that's the end of this gmod video because somebody decides a spot of turtle I like turtles

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Id: SI7I1Gg1CMM

Length: 10min 19sec (619 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 14 2014