Gmod Sandbox Funny Moments - Santa Claus Tryouts! (Garry's Mod Early Christmas Special)

[Music] Hey Merry Christmas Merry Christmas what's going on it's really miss our Christmas oh my god oh come back where you students see Santa Claus you liar yes I swear I saw spamming Oh No it was Justin no you're lying you're lying dear Santa I hope you're listening I'm listening Santa I hear you am I really communicating with Santa Claus right now Wow like 20 days before Christmas my god Santa yeah I'm real I am real are you real really real no glow why are you dressed as Santa Claus Oh didn't this is Sarah no whose note I don't know who that guy clearly says dr. dan Uggla oh well did you read it wrong you don't commit suicide for Christmas all right what do you want for christmas hey it's that guy from jingle all the way down I just want us all to be happy and friends for another for years and years Christmas tree you're just all torso whoa that's a stupid player model look at his eyes you look like you just saw someone kill a box full of kittens oh no I should be Santa oh come on it's already December I quit bed who the hell asked for this it was on your Christmas list cool [ __ ] I want a lot of [ __ ] for Christmas is what I want that's how Santa gets back at him for being a prick they go yeah you want a lot of [ __ ] I'll show you son it drops and I tear down the chimney like a brand new black Santa please student leaders from Santa waves of million tons Oh kids are gonna be here any second now so you got to set up Santa Claus just right okay yeah god he's fat as [ __ ] oh there we go perfect look at him already he's ready to complete a small child's dream making a three-pointer let Santa is almost ready ninja Santa look at this guy parate yeah for Christmas I want a pony oh yeah I want to copy the book Charlotte's Web and a copy of the movie babe in any sequels and I want a mud pit in a sandbox and I want a friend Santa that don't want a friend Oh Santa's sitting on Santa's lap okay Santa ception all right well I know one I want to sit in this Santa's lap Merry Christmas little pig what do you want for Christmas this year huh oh man I have given this so much thought and I have decided that I want a doughnut for Christmas morning in my stocking a jelly glazed doughnut in my stocking I know that might be messy but make it [ __ ] happen I want you want powdered sugar number three do you really Sam candles yeah we got chairman Yankees new cinnamon candles and like obviously floating it's definitely doubled you know what [ __ ] you guys I don't want anything or heart you got a jet pack possibly [ __ ] need hey come here come here all right you see pink this head it calls up only by his head people listen them up to bring you on Christmas coming down the chimney we're coming in hot doing a doggy you know how we do it's working it's working one second we can explain okay not gonna believe you ruined Christmas do anything this is a Pepsi commercial right here quick somebody throw in some dead polar bears hey I didn't know you're trying out to be Santa Claus this year - oh yeah I put on the extra weight just talking make it into your weight limit I stole this costume from some drunk guy at the mall he was talking to a whole bunch of kids Santa Claus uniforms the best Anna did ever watch that's weird Santa Claus tryouts I think something happens here but I don't know [Applause] Queen the map of Gaza coat it's up to me to deliver the presents this Christmas I'm the only Santa left oh here we go oh here we go and here's a challenge for you too many cookies and milk huh you're not gonna fit you here at tulips come on do it slowly do it slowly [ __ ] fat corpse floating over here I feel like if I touch one of them I'm gonna die I bet that's it you probably can't touch one because there isn't a bug yeah maybe this is real ice so show God you can't touch a weekend all right step right up to the santa claus tryouts all right so the next one is this one right yeah yeah I'm over all right all right all right this one's tricky this one's a duo you're gonna can you see me over there huh is this the line for the job at Walmart uh yeah the Sanders oh yeah sure I really need a job I'm broke turn your flashlight you have to be goddamn Michael Phelps on steroids to beat this one oh yeah I think I'm black you know I can't okay okay I'm not going any further on the Grinch pushed into this right okay oh that's it let's just go Oh focus that random each time they pick them yes all right I got one life left this one figured out right look at me the key to this one is speed please Wildcat please win this competition so we don't have to have a lobster be Santa Claus this impossible physically impossible hilarious yeah what do we do we have to wait slowly to the middle only push you tour but crank me you kill there's no way I'm getting past this you can do it okay okay jump it easy to my right I have the deadliest snowman in the world to the left I got extremely deadly Claymore and in the middle I got this hole that leads to a painful death you can do it Tyler you can do it come on across jump this is it this is how the real Santa Claus does it I'm gonna get that mall job no you're not I'm gonna get it I'm gonna see you working at the food court no I'm gonna see you standing outside of Walmart with the bail you're gonna have to return all those pillows you bought from Ikea that are underneath that jacket may appear that I'm dead but trust me I'm just I'm taking a connection Labs yeah we all made it high five everybody Rachel early for a high five all right the weather [ __ ] Santa's I won I get to beat a Santa this year I'll look so deep into your eyes like I look it looks like from behind looks like you have your left hand in your pocket play with my jingle balls

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Id: bMaxrjb1Ftc

Length: 14min 10sec (850 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 05 2014