(applause) (hip-hop music) - All right. (laughter) - Alright. I got this. ♪ Yo, I got a lot of kids ♪ ♪ Paid for a lot of wigs ♪ ♪ Got a lot of money cause
I host a lot of gigs ♪ ♪ and I can put you in a car
seat in the back of the caddy ♪ ♪ Matter of fact I'll let you call me ♪ (laughter) (buzzer sounds) ♪ My bad, I got a lot of kids,
I procreate, I get it in ♪ - Yeah. Yeah. Get him outta here. - You're in college. - Daddy! (applause) ♪ Yo, yo, yo ♪ ♪ I always dress fly ♪ ♪ Yeah, I be styling out ♪ ♪ I host the Masked Singer
and I host Wild 'N Out ♪ ♪ My legacy, they gonna never forget it ♪ ♪ I'm trying to get the
whole **** world pregnant ♪ ♪ Girl be fair ♪ - Nick Cannon? ♪ I am standing right there ♪ ♪ It's my birthday ♪ ♪ My name Conceited ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ I do it big ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Hey yo, Nick can you stop having kids ♪ ♪ Please, we need money for the show ♪ ♪ It's my birthday ♪ - He ain't played yet.
He ain't played yet. Let's come on - How many tries y'all get man - My question ain't
even for you. You cool. I want ask Nick some stuff. - You what? - Nah, cause you be going
on podcast saying my name. Who's the most hated cast member? Karlous, Karlous, Karlous. - I thought we got past this. - Nah, we ain't past nothing.
We ain't got past nothing. - You on my team. - I don't care. (laughter) - My question for you is: you
be wearing all these turbans, talking all this black power stuff. Black consciousness, black righteousness. Look at these Wild 'N Out
girls, most of them is white. (laughter) - Aye, hold on. Hold on. - I'm not done. I'm not done Got all these kids. Fifty-eleven kids. When you gon' have some
kids with a black woman? A full black woman. - When does this episode air? (laughter) - My boy got some more kids on the way! (bell dinging) - As a matter of fact,
let's do it like this. My man, Nick Cannon is so fertile. - How fertile is he? - He said "Hey Siri,"
and she got pregnant. - We gon' have a bunch of little I-babies. Bunch of little I-babies. - My man, Nick is so fly. - How fly is he? - His love don't cost a thing. That's why he got so many babies. - See what you did there Bryce. - In fact, in fact. - Talk to 'em Santwon. - My boss Nick Cannon is so fly. - How fly is he? - That jolly Saint Nick
sent him my thank you card for giving him the day off on Christmas. Cause you gotta go to
all the houses anyway. - See what he did. (bell dinging) ♪ Come on home. ♪ - Y'all ready? - We just got one question. - We got a question. ♪ Who's kids are these ♪ ♪ They might be Nick's ♪ - We wanna make sure that the
doors of the church are open so that you may receive
who your father is. Do you know who your father is today? These kids claim that they
know who their father is. So we want to lift up the name right now. Come on. Who's your daddy? ♪ Say, say "daddy" daddy, daddy, daddy ♪ ♪ Say "daddy" daddy, daddy, daddy ♪ ♪ Now look at Nick and say "daddy" ♪ ♪ Look at Nick and say "daddy" ♪ ♪ Look at Nick and say "daddy" ♪ ♪ Look at Nick and say "daddy" ♪ ♪ He the daddy, He the daddy. He the pap ♪ ♪ Say he the daddy. Say he
the pap. Say he the daddy ♪ - Do I have any more kids
in the house tonight? - Come on Nick. Come on, somebody receive it. - This one mines too. ♪ I'm the pappy ♪ - This one mine. - Son I've been looking for you. ♪ Go get your children.
Who's kids are these ♪ ♪ He the pappy. He the
pappy. He the pappy. ♪ ♪ He the pappy. He the pappy. ♪ - That's how we do y'all. - How we do baby boy. ♪ Got more kids than Nick Ca- ♪ - Oh, that aint it. (laughter) What's up Champ? How
you doing? You alright? They been killing you on Twitter. They say you got so many kids,
two of your kids got kids. (laughter) You done spat. - Hey Nick, first of all.
I just wanna commend you for being the most productive
man I've ever met in my life. Sorry, I mean re reproductive.
Reproductive man. (cheering) - Oh, oh. Oh, what is going on? - Martinez! - You already know. What's up Nick? What's up Monet? How you doing? It's good to see you, man. You know, I know you are a big time star. Everyone knows you, but you
know they got some stars on the new school too. You know DC Young Fly right? One of the biggest stars in
the world, DC Young Fly. Right? Hey, you know Radio Big Mack. One of the biggest stars in the world? Spit that water out if you
wanna see what it looked like if Big Mac and DC Young Fly had a baby. - Hell is you talking. - Hey big homie stand up real quick. Stand up real quick. Big
homie, stand up real quick. (laughter) - Wow. That's good. - DC Young Mack. - Yo, ATL turn up. - Turn Up for what? - Because my boy Nick had a headache and asked for a Tylenol. But I switched it with a
male birth control pill. - Who took it, me or you? I took it. Oh (bleep). - Hey, yo, ATL turn up. - Turn up for what? - Cause we've been on the stage with Nick Cannon for five minutes and none of us are pregnant. - Allegedly. Allegedly. ♪ Wild style, Wild style ♪ ♪ Here's the funky
introduction on how nice I am ♪ ♪ Tell your mother I'm the
father send a Telegram ♪ ♪ You see I'm like the
Energizer, see I last long ♪ ♪ See if you think y'all gon'
win, boy you dead wrong ♪ ♪ Wild style, Wild style ♪ ♪ Nick, you know you're a
brother from another mother. ♪ - Yeah. ♪ I get pitched all day
and I got one for you. ♪ - What up? ♪ Please invest in some rubbers. ♪ (laughter) (bell dinging) ♪ Wild style ♪ ♪ Yo, Tamar heard you
looking for a baby daddy ♪ ♪ For years, I've been
looking at that fatty ♪ ♪ And I know you know Mariah
she gonna be mad at me ♪ ♪ But (bleep) that (bleep).
Yo, welcome to the family ♪ ♪ Wild style, Wild style ♪ - DJ stop that beat. ♪ Nick Cannon, your
(bleep) need a vacation ♪ ♪ When God said to multiply ♪ ♪ he did not say to a
father a whole nation. ♪ - She's trying to go up in rotation. - Thank you. Thank you. So we're tired of our
broke, ugly baby daddy. - Yeah. - So we're looking for a new baby daddy. - Yeah. Firmly reach. - Nick Cannon is it going be you? DC is it going to be you? DJ D-Wrek. Nah, not you.
Drop the beat. Drop the beat. - Okay. - Snap your fingers. - What we doing? ♪ Looking for a new baby daddy ♪ ♪ Looking for a new baby daddy ♪ ♪ Is it you ♪ ♪ Huh? It you, is it who ♪ ♪ I'm not the perfect man
but can treat you right ♪ ♪ I live with my mama so
you can't spend the night ♪ ♪ Don't care if you fat ♪ ♪ With ******* on your back ♪ ♪ Got those. ♪ ♪ As long as you got the funds ♪ ♪ You could get these buns ♪ ♪ I've been through my trials and error ♪ ♪ Trying to be the next Ciara ♪ ♪ I heard you cutting baby mama checks ♪ ♪ So can I be next ♪ ♪ Looking for a new baby daddy ♪ ♪ Looking for a new baby daddy ♪ ♪ Is it you? Is it who?
Is it you? Is it who ♪ ♪ Is it you? Is it you, you, you ♪ (bell dinging) - Let's show 'em what
this Grammy award-winning R&B group could do. Okay. - Slim, Mike. I, I had
this problem all the time. - What's that? - I'll be offering up cash. I'll be trying to help
people out and they be having boyfriends and stuff. - So you a sugar daddy. - And I'm kind of feeling
stupid about it but. - Man, well. - You should. - I gotta sing my heart out,
y'all, D-Wrek drop the beat. - You know what? Let's
do this, let's do this. - I wanna see everybody
put your hands together. Let's go. Come on. ♪ I'm stupid and I can't lie ♪ ♪ I gave her money, but
she's got other guys ♪ ♪ Just cause you gave me some money ♪ ♪ That doesn't mean that
I'm gonna sleep with you ♪ ♪ Girl if you don't come and lick it ♪ ♪ I won't pay your rent
you'll get evicted ♪ ♪ Aint no doubt about it, I
just think you're stupid ♪ ♪ I'd rather die before
give you some (beep) ♪ ♪ I paid all your mortgage ♪ ♪ Took care of your four kids ♪ ♪ Never gonna go, never gonna leave you ♪ ♪ Oh no, no, no, no ♪ ♪ I'm stupid and I can't lie ♪ ♪ I gave her money, but
she's got other guys ♪ ♪ I'm stupid and I can't lie ♪ (bell dinging) - Yo what's up Mack? - Hey Brent, man, I, I heard
you got some kids now, bro. - Yeah man you got the
Christmas cards, right? - Yeah, but your kids was black bro. Those are not your kids bro. - No, but my, my girl brought 'em home. - No, it doesn't even matter. DJ D-Wrek hit that beat. - You know there's some
deadbeat dads out there, but there's some good dads too. Everybody clap it up. ♪ Shawty them kids aint mine, no way ♪ ♪ Drain me of every single dime, no way ♪ ♪ Shawty them kids aint mine, no way ♪ ♪ Drain me of every single
dime, I'm not their dad ♪ ♪ Now you acting like
these aint your kids ♪ ♪ Why you lying on your
(bleep), all the time ♪ ♪ Hear this now, they got your eyes ♪ ♪ Am I part black? No, no ♪ ♪ Wait, so I'm not black? No, no ♪ ♪ She went behind my back? Yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ I'll still be a great
dad. We don't know ♪ ♪ Imma try though ♪ ♪ Shawty them kids aint mine, no way ♪ ♪ Why y'all lying on me ♪ ♪ Drain me of every single dime, no way ♪ ♪ Somebody get Maury on the line ♪ ♪ Shawty them kids aint mine, no way ♪ ♪ Why you lying on me ♪ ♪ Drain me of every single dime, no way ♪ ♪ No, no, no, no way ♪ ♪ No, no, no, no way ♪ (bell dinging) ♪ Drain me of every dime, no way ♪ - DJ D-Wrek drop the beat. Clips your daddy ever live with you? - Not at all man. - I dig. - My daddy never did. - Well this one is dedicated to everybody who had a daddy who
left and never came back and it go a little something like this. ♪ Why my daddy don't
live with us no more ♪ ♪ Mama why he had to go ♪ ♪ Why my daddy don't
live with us no more ♪ - I'll be back ♪ Said he was going to the
store. Why my daddy don't ♪ ♪ I should probably just shut my mouth ♪ ♪ but if you looking for your
pops, he just left my house ♪ ♪ He left your house but
you ain't even got a fatty ♪ ♪ You ain't got a father
but you can call me daddy ♪ ♪ Y'all gonna make me lose my mind ♪ ♪ If you ask me one more time ♪ ♪ All these questions got me sick ♪ ♪ Your real daddy's Uncle Nick ♪ ♪ Live with us, live with
us, live with us no more ♪ - I'll be back. ♪ Don't live with us, live
with us, live with us no more ♪ - I'll see y'all the first day of school. - I will be back. (bell dinging) ♪ Live with us no more ♪ - I gotta spread my time around equally. ♪ Live with us, live with
us, live with us no more ♪
