Game Grumps - The Best of SUPER MARIO RPG Vol. 1

hello everybody hello oh it's happening it's super mario rpg legend of the seven stars i don't know um maybe we won't all the buttons this is all the buttons new game um [Music] it seems very beloved from what i've been reading about it yeah i missed the boat on this somehow well so is paper mario and the game sucks paper party was awesome i'm just kidding you know your mind is made by square soft who made all the rpgs they were the final fantasies for an rpg this seems pretty light on early plot well it means mario what do you expect like my father who once passed down the wrench to me don't run into him dude what are these battles yeah really see oh my god punch him in the face i did easy wow peace this is a princess oh my gosh you're gonna die oh you're fighting bowser already very disturbing oh that's your toast no it's toadstool that's princess toadstool oh my god what was that sound no it's a chain reaction oh i see what's going on you get it yeah hopefully the princess is not like a pulley system because i'm really fun [Music] fight mario fight gravity fade flippy wings this should finish you oh no where did he get all those hammers from i don't know and his impeccable aim just shoot his spikes out like oh man oh they're both crying i'm gonna take you out mario boy this is very rpg all of a sudden yeah where are you gonna use that oh god man i didn't realize it was so big sorry i should have warned you oh my god [Music] the princess needs saving it's going to be difficult to get back to sleep hey i thought the princess was here with you mario so where is she she's dead okay this castle now belongs to us the smithy gang it's our first step towards taking over this world and if it weren't for nosy characters like you we're practically out of this world so let's see you deal with this let's go to vista hill okay oh god oh no there's a toad he's being attacked by goomba he's being accustomed i can't get to him ah dude you're [ __ ] can i just say something and and not be judged for it by everybody who loves this game nope this is ugly as sin like this it's cute this is [ __ ] ugly as [ __ ] like look at that tree against that grass it's not even the same [ __ ] hue i think it's adorable don't start with this on episode one can you say get on my level [ __ ] in toad toad's voice get out my level [ __ ] boy that was a close call i like it here's a token of my appreciation now you got my hammer angry you shouldn't have done that oh god no hammer time oh oh stop with the hammers there's a lot going on there look at that got it got the hang of this now yes ow unbelievable i got a flower jar that do anything for you hey where did this hammer come from where the [ __ ] do you think it came from wow this is where it began the hammer and the jump you thought you were standing in dog poop so you're nuts throw her down the stairs in this world there are things called hidden treasures use your awesome jumping ability to look for them [Music] i bid you a dude i've got many things to do with this corner this is my wooden den i wish you'll look in the future stop jumping there's nothing else there's no more hidden mario pl mario please stop putting the shoes look at me i'm all [ __ ] god god i'm a god you got a hammer shirt and jump shoes in there's the save ah why don't you crash for a while [ __ ] no i have three coins you don't no i spent all my i spent all my money on pants and shoes that's it that's the tweet mario hurry the chancellor awaits mario hurry the chancellor awaits barbie hurry the chancellor awaits [Music] oh my god wow how rude don't let you listen to what i said saying some important [ __ ] mario there you are i'll tell the chancellor you're here he awaits got a map i was mapping quotations mario what what is the floor made of butter forgive me but i can't stop buttering the floor the princess hasn't returned here can you imagine how the chancellor must feel pretty [ __ ] sad yay what she's not gonna miss it she's dead oh no the reptile stole my grandma's calling grandpa's going grab grandpa sniffle i can't cry big boys don't cry but it's just not fair what am i gonna do it's the sky is crying on my face um [Music] hello give me your [ __ ] skydiving yes gee you're sucking wet are you yes it is i'm all right now sorry there's nothing like a good cry anyway i can control the weather telling me this game isn't ugliest i think it's cute oh god oh my god that's more than i bargained for you're a persistent bugger but i'm a hundred miles ahead of ya by being two meters ahead of you yeah by 100 miles i mean 10 feet oh i bet the lightning bolt attacks everyone oh perhaps it seemed like it was like an aoe situation let's see what happens yeah dude [ __ ] yeah aaron you're so smart i don't like how he comes out of his pants wow that really worked i was just trying to damn it's [ __ ] strong there's a lot of [ __ ] well he's dead [Laughter] so strong we did it i thought it would be really funny if he just stays flat while i'm giving the peace sign of like oh [ __ ] ah [ __ ] dude isn't honey syrup by default i don't know aaron i got i got other [ __ ] to worry about right now [Music] no i didn't want to use the honey syrup i want to use the mushroom okay well oh i should have used the mushroom [ __ ] all that talk about honey syrup i got confused [ __ ] i'm still learning this game oh my god do you risk it or do you use the mushroom or do the job [ __ ] i forgot i had the job amazing what oh my god how did not that kill him i don't know but that killed me game over holy [ __ ] gamma ovar this game is not as easy as you would believe it to be no there is your boo oh oh my god yeah hey look at that oh dip dude that's awesome you got exp for everything i hope so holy [ __ ] yeah oh that was totally worth it his magic is magical oh there's another one here oh my god oh my god what am i gonna do oh my god what am i gonna do [Music] there you go baby you got some flower power was that what i was you gonna go to church [Music] cost okay dead end and they won't give up i'll just have to hide oh spoken like a true warrior oh yeah that's awesome oh goodness yeah what you do you crack my coin or i'll belt you again ouch i'm gonna pay you back in spades kid i don't need shovels all right we got it back look at us teamwork does the dream two dollars oh that's not good why god listen up gang i'm mac it's a return of the mack boy that the toad king is really impressing me with his bravery back there oh [ __ ] listen up gag these guys are gonna put a stop to our party are we happy about this no how bout a fat lip to go with that ugly mustache damn it's very personal oh my god nice that's a lot of people all right this is going poorly the way stop draining me dwayne the walk johnson oh my god oh my god dude you're [ __ ] i got a mushroom yeah for how long aaron please i'm sorry i'm just telling it like it is like it is sucks dude if you kill the one there's a chance that he'll just come up and punch you and then that'll do three damage there's a chance let's see hey man if where there's a chance there's a chance oh oh yeah rodeo rodeo block it that was oh wow that really saved my my bacon dude that was amazing baby oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh come on man [ __ ] sucks i'm dead oh my god well this was inevitable i used to just i like this like you jump up onto the save level so you go up into the plumbing yeah i think it's pretty cute so the sky is just so god is just the plumbing in the sky yes what a deep statement you just made poison damage have we encountered poison damage no but i bet you a million bucks the next area is gonna have poison damage okay should i buy one for both of us well i don't know maybe mel is gonna die no not no yeah you don't know you don't know shut up dude look at that one hit [ __ ] ko that was all that work you put in bro wow those pants really helped and we're fighting oh here we go the the look of mario when that happens is so like yeah oh [ __ ] that's exactly what's going on it kind of seemed like last time he was like kind of like immune to it a little bit no he it it was rocking him 41. that's not that's terrible nice dude just hitting with your hammer doesn't cost anything it's just more than a [ __ ] fireball right he's got some kind of fire resistance now they're all dead and this fool creating flame walls yeah because it's fire i knew it just died please are you [ __ ] male mellow i am [ __ ] mellow i am now oh my god yeah future valor oh that went so much better this time yeah [Applause] it's a hat oh there we go that looks important pretty nice mario so it was you who got us through all this we owe you much to you yeah you do kiddo [Music] raise taxes really rake them over the coals excuse me but who are you shut the [ __ ] up oh my god oh hello my name is mallow i'm from tadpole pond well any friend of marios is welcome here in mushroom kingdom all right cool where's your fridge as i was saying mario you are our only hope yo can i crash here for a couple days mario please you must rescue the princess now you got any weed so welcome back to super mario rpg the the thing about uh playing a game like this is i don't want to bore people by showing them the same fight scenes eight thousand times over and over so i was just like let me just kind of work my way around the sewers and like fight some of the enemies build up experience points level up and everything and then i dropped down and um saw this and i was like we better start the episode i don't quite understand what's going on with his body me neither like what might be his cheeks might also be his knees high-res picture of him and it's just as confusing as the lord yeah the hunger yeah the hunger oh my god he ate mellow he ate mala i think i might um wake up everybody we're getting our asses beaten if you defeat me i will become more powerful wow that's basically what he's saying he's giving me the obi-wan if you defeat me then use this whoa whoa oh that was it did we do 400 damage to him it didn't feel like it damn right here it comes quick mario hit the button before we washed away i couldn't get to it this is the minus river course for miss me want a crash course on it yes please crashing is easy along the way there are a few traps and now off you go whatever oh [ __ ] easiest [ __ ] in the world all right well oh no this is [ __ ] silly dude i didn't know this was also a mario party i know it's kind of adorable oh dude so i pulled this uh i pulled this magikarp the other day uh-huh uh here check it out fecundity for [ __ ] of these nuts dude come on i i accomplished nothing just well you got the coins so you can trade them in for frog coins but you didn't have enough to trade in for frog coins so that was worthless are you really the super mario hey everybody you'll never guess who's here they do say he can jump better than a froggy i wonder if it's only a rumor i've heard he bucks like a stallion sorry let's see you do it can you oh can you do it mario can you buck for me watch it up there what is happening i have no idea you're supposed to make me look like i'm floating here okay um oh he's on a piece on a little string you have come to seek wisdom from me have you not i've been waiting for you waiting for a girl like you to come into my life [Laughter] bowser and toadstool are still lost somewhere out there now [Music] drink the tea i've just farted it you're worried about the princess but first you need to take care of smithy drink this tea i've very recently deposited eggs into it mallow my boy i've kept this from you until now you were adopted yeah but you're not a tadpole oh my god obviously yeah what then what the [ __ ] am i say mallow now is not the time to cry go with mario on his adventure and find your real family because we are not at your real mother and father are out there somewhere perhaps they will find some way to love you like oh my god maybe they'll care first go to rosetown where they need your help and take your anime figures with you [Laughter] leave the sailor jupiter oh maybe you have to do do re mi fa so so dosi dosi dou or whatever [Music] is that something you composed because it sure is [ __ ] ain't something i composed my name's dan i am so cool i am cool my name is dan no this no [ __ ] hard man writing music is difficult that's it yes thank you take this as a token i received an alto card yeah you know when you like sit down and it just comes out smooth it's like two turds and then you just get up and you're like that's fine that's a basic [ __ ] thank you aaron at least for me that is yeah if other people have issues oh god how did you get up here see arrows come flying up from the forest and where your heads you can't move see look i can't move the muscle except for my mouth now i know how a scarecrow feels yeah those gums are flapping pretty well anticipation you start feeling as far as arrows have been showering our town oh [ __ ] ow ah the town pump i used to be the town trump there's a stairway that leads to my house but my son's been playing with the controls again god damn him mario only you could jump up there please help me get back up to my house well now i'm gonna steal all your [ __ ] yeah you can't get back up here huh yeah what's taking daddy so long do you think he's still looking for the treasure okay thanks a billion borrow mario say wow that mess with my head say were my treasures okay um yeah they're looking pretty good in my pocket yeah you mean your son the treasure of life yes of course i don't know what morally is the right thing to say here i thought you just take [ __ ] like you always do in nintendo games you're kidding oh [ __ ] they're gone mario you're the only one who could reach them sorry i'm carried away [Laughter] oh well since we didn't get hit by any arrows i'll tell you a secret [ __ ] get stitches marry your help oh god can i just go into one can i just trespass into one house with someone without someone yelling help better watch out bowser cause gino's gonna blow you away take this is gino a real character that we haven't met yet yeah ah your turn bowser [ __ ] you yeah seriously oh this is very entertaining for me oops i uh i think i missed that's the mom oh dear oh my mario are you all right oh he's dead would it help if i sucked your dick what are we about to have a pinocchio situation i think so oh yeah there you go oh my god just said cheeto walk into the forest dude huh well now i don't have a chino toy yes dear that's nice dear and isn't chino the one who broke my lamp the other day he can stay in the [ __ ] forest for all i care oh this is the song this is the song everybody knows [Music] i guess it's because it's associated with geno too gino's everyone's favorite man a wiggler jump on his stupid head oh okay oh no i guess i will have an opportunity to kill him isn't that nice wiggler oh my god oh oh oh oh that one tricked you [ __ ] silly ass mushrooms spinning around ready to catch an [ __ ] but oh my god i don't like the way they're like little roughly undersides come up and now mallow's a mushroom well that's just great why is there a monster face in the background you're a mushroom now [ __ ] everyone thinks you're a big old dick oh gorilla with him what change that's straight up donkey kong it sure looks like him look at an intruder oh gorilla yeah boy something nice secret stash beyond my wildest dreams whoa darn dark bowyer [Laughter] mario who is that guy he must be the one shooting arrows at rosetown what the hell oh my god happy i am now look look at their expressions we're free they do oh shino oh hold it right there you don't know what you're doing return that star to me gun yeah a stranger you are and strange looking at that yeah teach you we must who's in charge oh whoop his ass gino oh my god oh he is the bow oh that's why he's bowier hey chill out mario well we were feeding birds that puppet was getting his ass kicked [Music] yeah that [ __ ] do anything for you no oh schnibby wow geno's way weaker than you are i think you leveled up a little too far oh it's okay [Music] the geno beam oh jesus boy he is no joke oh that's i kind of need that boat damn oh specifically my anus no super jumbo bankrupt you it looks so awesome though i never got to try it damn i'm gonna try it here i go [ __ ] that could have been way cooler yeah oh my god this takes so long i know please god just die oh i can't do psychopath either oh you're out of special no it's locked off oh my god i know oh my god [Music] oh thank you god the star road plays an integral role in granting wishes but ever since a sword destroyed the star road everything's come to a halt no stars have been made since the way things stand yours is a world where wishes can't come true anymore what no the broken star pieces there are seven for a piece for peace to return who sorry we must get rid of smithy find the star pieces and repair the star road call we geno after the doll i choose him because he looked the strongest out of all the dolls not like the one based on you mario that doll looked like a weenis ignore that still freaky-deaky arrow doing weird [ __ ] in the background just pretend he died i'm over here doing drugs or something you guys need that sticky icky purple kush yay gina who is searching for the pieces of the star wars [Laughter] things are definitely looking up yeah he's two people in my ass too is that causing you like real world hp loss i don't know it doesn't seem like oh it's just annoying boy this is difficult for a man of my skills or lack thereof yeah damn dude you're [ __ ] strong as hell now she knows no joke oh yeah gino is good well [Laughter] [Music] all right easy now oh [ __ ] all right time to shrimp it's going [ __ ] nuts yo sterile that means there's yoshi's hoops whatever there's an open does slot is that that means yostee isla yoste yoster yeah what's up yosters look at how [ __ ] cute and shiny they are glad to finally know this is awesome heard of the mushroom table so now that you're here we can choose your help please talk to a few my pastor but you can't understand them we'll have a bird not be your interpreter well come on have a bird get on me now should we go to the race yes please don't forget to press y when you need a cookie okay [Music] it's not working cookie cookie i don't think you're plugged in what oh i'm not oh that's why of course not you've wasted cookies precious cookies what the [ __ ] was that uh marilyn you embarrassed me what a [ __ ] i'm doing it to the beat i don't [Music] yeah this ain't happening like it's it's just worthless it's just worthless i don't i don't know i think we need to beat this oh [ __ ] yeah you try maybe you'll have better luck though okay eat the [ __ ] cookie one two [Music] i almost had him you almost had him almost hit him but he didn't add him one two three four one two one two one two one two one [Music] let's try it again sometime like never okay we're back uh we are in moleville and i just uh equipped some items and upgraded my armor and stuff and uh and i'll be gosh danged if uh bowser wasn't also here with his goomba why are you always meandering into territories unknown i don't know i i just didn't expect the ultimate bad guy to be here we've only had experience fighting mario these new guys are too much shut up i'm looking wow that's actually what he said shut up all of you i'm the biggest baddest brood around and don't you forget it so do all my fighting for me the star dropped into the mountain and trapped some kids inside oh no will you eat the kids to make sure we can save the stars one of the men folk be stuck inside too uh that's improper syntax please mario you gotta help us you just gotta i don't gotta help you i have to help you ooh a flower tab nice raises flower points by one i think it raises more than that oh i should have just been doing that oh wow the whole time well get ready for that to be in the comments for a year sorry i didn't know that's what they did what in the name of it looks like the flying pig head it's a flying pig made of tiny flying pigheads good that's what i wanted oh crap it's croco oh there he is let's leave this half with mario he would split anyone got beef with that they're taking my coins oh no come back you little bastard [Laughter] get back here you [ __ ] guy i [ __ ] kill you i scared him with my symbols oh so that's the weapon you gave him yes he's got symbols yeah so now he's got cymbals how about it that's pretty funny [Music] look at this variety i think that's what i love the most about it [Applause] it switches up the music the look everything now it is your time to die yeah you want him back you gotta take me down first ah and then i took all your items no making a rain h pizzles gotta use the h pistol reign oh yeah h pizzle couch enough already you're kicking the [ __ ] out of me here's your junk about use your junk thank you i can't pee without it oh god close your eyes let's follow the tracks to the end that's where our savior awaits what the star is probably in the back thanks a million mario let's mosey along now guess you're right i'll just be a burden on you fellas well and i'm counting on you to find the kids you here yes yes well thanks a lot mario guess i'll shut up just [ __ ] die not you aaron i'm sorry oh god [Music] who the hell i don't know don't love him what is chanello what am i looking at good day you'll be happy to learn that in the walk-through that i'm reading the first line is this is an annoying battle great girl all right it's clobbering time oh my god jesus christ jesus christ can we get these freaking bombs out of here enough i've got my pride now you're in for it uh huh what the heck why isn't it working a man after my own heart what the hey oh guys let's swim now square good move oh well that's just wonderful oh god no the end wow that's you just got the star eh wow this star had the power to make us not [ __ ] anymore [Music] is there no end to your abilities this is mode seven damn this is very strange [Music] i'm scared i'm also scared what if the oogie boogie monster comes out from the shadows and tries to steal my soul and give it to the devil from exchange for me to become a great guitarist i also was worried about that scenario to the window to the walls till the sweat drips right on down my balls i wonder how those kids are doing sure wish they'd hurry home sure hope they don't smash through the roof oh oh god they still gotta use the door like everyone else ma now settle down here's what i think of your [ __ ] rules dad we can't thank you enough for everything what's that the roof you say no that don't matter none right paul no uh no i don't care at all that's not bad no what's the worst that could happen we die come the first frost yeah i mean you know it wouldn't hurt if we had a little extra cash just to pay for but okay well i guess this is the end of the world there it is you found it they put in so much effort into the backgrounds it's just it just looks amazing oh it's bowser oh a booster has such a nice place i miss my fortress i miss the good old days toadstool screaming in terror mario rushing in to save her oh he's crying don't let him see you like this what are you doing here oh not like that dummy wrong tone it needs more confidence what are you doing here wow what are you doing here wow that's exactly what he went for look at that face i'm saved is that wario i don't know what is that insane face through the door i got nowhere to go ah yeah i'm a piece of work hey there i can back into almost anything wait don't think that i got that all this power and looks too i know i know you're thinking a big strong guy like him would be great to have along right i'm gonna do something i may regret later all right i'll let you join the koopa troop you can thank me later mario and his friends have joined the koopa troops get out of here or so they're pretending bowser joins the group wow bowser's gonna fight with us yeah that's awesome oh god look at him oh my god it doesn't matter with me normally i welcome visitors to play with me and my sniffers however a girl fell out of the sky and into my lap recently my face since then i've been busy keeping her happy and entertained i no longer have the time to play so please enjoy yourself at your own risk that is oh my god [Music] rotate control pad huh what the [ __ ] flower tab oh my god in the name of the world [Music] what the [ __ ] suzy told me last night i talked in my sleep i uh what'd you say i think i turned to her and i said uh sneaky snakes are you freaking serious and then i did like this with my hand like like i was like like flicking my wrist back right right and then i just went i love you and then that's nice take a look at booster's family portraits in order from the oldest to the youngest take a look at booster's portraits oh [ __ ] what the f what the [ __ ] sorry i can't talk right now i'm fighting an undulating cane you know how it is this is the youngest i guess with the gray hair and all right whatever um oh you love to challenge the system i do [Music] [ __ ] that [ __ ] boy i don't okay i was actually gonna pick the middle one good for you aaron so i was right all along just so you know yeah just let the records show that i am amazing oh there he is again chugga chugga hunk this is my personal railway guy's a weirdo my it's you again i'm amazed you made it this far yes quite amazing you are since you're here maybe you could clear something up for me what's it like to die my bride-to-be is chanting mario help me mario help me is she showing her happiness hey wait a second maybe mario's another guy oh no would you feel this mario and she keeps talking about trying to shake my bri take my broad away watch shut up [ __ ] take this don't take this take this take this take it there's taking this take a [ __ ] sticking this take this take this that didn't do it die right on bombs well later okay dude so as is dan's want he uh runs around and grinds off camera but then decides to go ahead a few spaces and then activate a cutscene i believe this has happened almost every episode yeah well because that's how you know to stop grinding like that was something interesting that the folks at home would enjoy this one was special though because you said don't go forward because you'll activate a cutscene and then i [ __ ] did it so here we are at the cutscene uh go for it aaron okay uh mario the door won't open yeah no [ __ ] you've been trapped up here i think we need booster's spell to undo the lock on it oh what should we do am i a prisoner wait hold on why don't they have to go to the bathroom what the heck is going on around here sweating rehearsal time whoa al plays princess peach we were down we gave the shower roll now kiss someone go and get the mario doll this [ __ ] sound of mario jumping not so fast [ __ ] they'll never see me wow oh you can run can't you oh oh my god hey everybody did you see someone behind the curtains or was it just me how creepy it's a pain but i think we should check one more time okay try the one with the feet do you see feet there we can't give up it's gotta be somewhere nice holy [ __ ] sucks ass oh my god this is better than a party look out cause here i come ah [ __ ] wait a second it's right up there i found the mario ball oh god damn what a dumbass oh yes it's up there but we'll never be able to reach it up there all the sorrow there you go yeah oh goodness you're so kind thank you for getting my doll i'd like to reward you with death knife guy wait you took all the trouble to cover yours to stick around i'm knife guy again a thunderbolt yeah i think i get it with one more round of not healing what are you pikachu because he's got a thunderbolt i hate pokemon maybe i should jump on him thank you i'll give him a jump yeah maybe it'll hit both of them yeah maybe that's that's what i'm supposed to do it'll be like those um those momentum balls or whatever right they're pretty tough oh yeah in fact i think i died last turn nice but that's nice hp and the shocker this is how many go in the pink and the flowers are like and this is the booster hill track toad where did you come from hi oh he's always sprinting oh he's sprinting though dead sprint doe noice burning why are you so close grab my hand god you're slow ah nice barrels this is cool how long is this mountain too many mountains does anybody have any like jokes or something i scored three flowers nice this must be a first a perfect couple who isn't gonna live happily ever after i give up we talk about that [ __ ] happens all the time life sucks get a helmet say you want to help me bust this door down on the count of three we'll run together let's do it all right ready here we go sucker [Applause] okay kind of tricky actually [Music] ah aaron you gifted man really does have to be exact that was by far the hardest part of the game they have no idea what they're up against damn i'd like to get a bottle i'm an earthquake in a can i'll bust this open in no time [Music] oh [ __ ] whoa whoa oh don't bother me now okay everyone the prize is growing impatient let the wedding begin god how many voices have i just cycled through i know it's crazy what's this water coming from your eyes are you leaking my dear are you the town pump hey salty oh god that's did he just lick her tears off her face [ __ ] it disgusting i don't like that hurry and get back the accessories from the sniffits and pray save princess toadstool if you're quick something good might just happen ho ho i'll look for the last one you'll give the booster i got her shoes oh what's the matter if i say you just gotta like press a everywhere cool fun where's the crown where's the crowd where's the crowd cool fun super cool and fun super cool and fun having lots of fun oh god oh gee whiz it was pretty obviously right there here's a kisses for my hero he was just slapping what was that sound oh isn't that great you're gonna kiss him when i'm the one who saved his skin he couldn't even find the [ __ ] crown that was on the guy's head stupid idiot had to whisper into his ear although i did not realize that i thought like that was just part of his ceremonial religious garb what is going on [Music] you know what let's just let's just get this started because there's a little too much chaos happening stopping all of you i'm getting so confused with you it's okay okay okay i do oh are they making out i don't know what the [ __ ] whoa okay what the [ __ ] is he a rat monster what the [ __ ] is going on mario just get kissed from both sides oh at last feels like sandpaper what is going on what the oh she got out of the way everyone's trying to kiss her giggling yeah now that's one for the scrapbook d i do scrapbooking you're taking the bride away but stuff won't be anyone to eat this cake there won't be anyone to eat this [ __ ] cake cake yeah it's the accent it's fine what this can't be we worked all day on it oh we gotta fight the shadows are you [ __ ] serious and the cake oh my god what is this uh all right let me just try see if i can kill them all with lightning and then we'll play defense nope z kicks alive one see it was right oh well bully for you oh now you have to fight an undulating cage oh [ __ ] he's lit his candles blow those candles out this is the worst birthday party ever wow wow what damn oh my god oh my god dude oh my god [ __ ] amazing stop i'm gonna make a tick tock of this don't i'm gonna film that [ __ ] and be like epic mario gamer i'm gonna put like a thousand like stickers on the screen and then it's going to like be like your mom when you run out of doritos or some [ __ ] what just did sandstorm what is there a certain way you feel about that no okay absolutely not can we move on to the next thing what do you you don't think i do those every day when i film my cameos at cameo.com all right all right all right you can't do two episodes in a row um why not it's our show we can plug whatever we want i think i'm gonna spend all my time plugging cameo dot com slash dan avedon you're out of your mind yeah there's no way it would it would be silly to plug cameo.com every episode that's ridiculous it's disgusting because he keeps killing me that's strong yeah mario's dead yeah he sure is bowser's like mario's dead this is awesome did the cake just move concentrate sir this doesn't feel right but don't concentrate on the cake moving oh well he did eat it it's so good it makes me want to cry that's probably eating you from the inside i hope someone marries me someday oh that's what they're getting at somebody tall [Music] blonde clean shaven so it's okay oh she's joined the party well done lad okay here's the thing i promised you there make sure it doesn't get stolen eaten or whatever i know how you kids do things your grandpa needs it okay try not to smash it with a mallet for tick-tock what the heck is a cricket pie you bet okay mario thank you so much grandpa will be delighted because i'm ready to go oh i forgot to buy [ __ ] oh you're back okay yeah cool thought i had some time squeeze one out mario i hope you know how thankful we are bye bye now voucher's chief has been taken over by monsters who work by some creep named smithy by the way can i use your shower i was working on a plan to get my house back when mario walked up to me and begged me to let him join the koopa troop i had no choice but to let him in it was pathetic it's okay mario we know bowser's stretching the truth a little he's a [ __ ] lawyer stop grants our wishes i'm gonna wish for five bucks i'm gonna wish for six star pieces unless we find all the star pieces and fix the style road we can kiss our dreams goodbye i'm dreaming of five star pieces i feel we have no calls to rejoice in fact mario we must ask you for yet another favor okay sure please on behalf of all of us you must defeat smithy risk your life to save hours while we stay here my umbrella is caught in the amtrak from the helicopter please mario take me along with you please what it will be quiet around here with mallow gone quiet enough for me to squeeze one out maybe a snack will cheer me up oh here's a marshmallow in the shape of a person no oh i have the latest news children what do you think a large star has been cited on star hill oh god how did you get them where was mary moore i can't even remember weren't we stupid all right we found it hello we found it was it was past boulevard oh look at that oh that looks fun got stars on it looks like it looks like a ninja got really mad at that ball [Music] frog fuchsias mentioned hearing about a star piece on this hill oh [ __ ] huge lizard let's see if we can find it yeah punch that gopher oh my god i love them dude i want one so cute gotta do it some princess peach loving player at home was just like i can't believe oh of course gave it one time [ __ ] of course one fight all the comments are just going to be like what the hell princess picture's the best yeah she's the best healer the most optimal configuration for the way that i play the game and no one else we know how this goes oh there you are you naughty bastard i was wondering when we were gonna get the fourth star we were like doing a star an episode until this elusive purple prick hey man they're just gonna give it to us yeah you earned it nice situation oh no it's a [ __ ] underwater world yes my favorite really which i love underwater worlds really yeah ever since goonies too oh the playthrough that i loved except for when you caught me with updog and i've never heard the end of it dude was there a dog in there what are you talking about i don't know what up dog is i'm done what are you saying what is up dog god well aren't you proud of yourself [Laughter] i got you good with up dog that was oh absolutely that was really you got you got me that you didn't even finish the joke you just started cry laughing immediately you're supposed to say i don't know what's up with you but instead you went i just i couldn't believe it it's like we all got our you know multi-year wishes yeah at that same time because i i had wanted to like share goonies too with you know a ton of people forever and i wanted to give you a moment in your life that you'll always regret there's plenty of those do you see what i see ghost woo oh he's dead no i'm just in the water it's fun oh it just it's just kind of funny how like this horrible like that they never returned and then a ghost with a skull face and a scythe it's the creeper and then it's like you're killing the spirit of a sailor who died nice what's the deal with the grim reaper and scythe i guess because he's reaping that's exactly what it is all right that's the end of this conversation what do you want to talk about what the hell is this hi guys don't mind me i'm just rubbing my door dude i'm gonna make a sonic i'm going to do it are you yeah when i don't know man you seem so dead inside though 2015. i don't know and welcome back to super mario rpg uh you demanded it yes you did demand it i'm very pleased that uh people are into this no wait what oh i pushed the wrong button i did the thing right off the freaking bat that i didn't so bad oh [ __ ] god damn it ah jesus what did you do i fueled the wrong guy one of you died this is a nightmare okay how do you not even remember how to play sonic mario rpg um everybody's dying and i can't remember how to play this [Laughter] just so you know this is a three-dimensional maze yeah this sucks i mean this is awesome dude okay so this is the this is the head this is the head pokey part man we're such a bunch of gibbering idiots all right cool yeah we did it i can't [ __ ] move oh my god this sucks my ass yeah i give up all right this is a three-dimensional maze [Laughter] but am i stuck now i hate this oh oh oh oh oh oh all right editors fast forward this sucks yes game well done aaron boy that was [ __ ] awful you got a royal syrup and it ends with an s it ends with an s i guess so or maybe it just has an s oh my god we have to look at these clues again can you look up the clues i mean i have the answer here oh don't know let's let's hear the clues again okay the clues are done there's an s in the word okay um it is found on the bed of the ocean okay uh clams it has two vowels okay it has four consonants all right at least two consonants are side by side the r comes before the l oh my god clams does that fit clams does fit but is there an l in the second letter no and the and there's no there's no r pearls pearls yes it's got to be it pearls how do i move this i have no idea is that it did i get it yes you did yay all right there you go oh thank god all right why don't you put your butthole after this yeah all right i just like to say a mournful goodbye and pour one out for uh the pizza hut on route 22 which was the pizza hut where i had my 14th birthday and we played nirvana's never mind on the jukebox wow and over time it probably was disgusting at the time but over time it became the most disgusting place i'd ever seen and i remember looking it up on uh online to see if it was still around and these three pictures were the ones that were uh still around there was this one you know sure yeah then there was a this sad looking gentleman in front of the cruise and exotica it's like taking a nap yeah i know i know uh and then finally uh those were that was the image search for uh for that pizza hut but now it is completely gone so uh yeah r.i.p route 22 pizza hut you will always be loved at least you'll never get diarrhea again oh i strongly doubt that if this morning is any indication oh my god dude no no don't don't don't we just had a nice moment ah [ __ ] dude oh i was not prepared for more tentacles how many freaking tentacles does this kraken have ten how many tentacles does this octopus have for oh he had it in his hat how adorable disgusting he's probably got lice all over it you are such a negative nancy sometimes termites oh no oh my god look at this [ __ ] freak i kind of made a mess of that i should have used that had mario use the syrup and then had mallow heal people oh but i'm still learning i'm still learning the ins and outs of this game we're halfway through all right king caliber why don't you pick up someone who runs wood then you get tossed away fire at your [ __ ] eyes it's like god damn it out oh he's purple as [ __ ] yeah because he got the guy poisoned with what with the venom drool and such he looks cool he should stay that color it's not a choice aaron he's been poisoned i don't care he should look cool well you don't think he deserves to look cool that's an odd take [Laughter] he's dying yeah don't help him okay sweet you don't think he deserves to look cool right when the last one leaves the screen yeah oh my god holy [ __ ] wow that was awesome he's [ __ ] [Music] does he count as a ghost the the grim reaper guy what do you mean well i've got that pure juice which is apparently really good for ghosts whoa all right sick is yoshi even [ __ ] in this game yeah remember he's always taking my cookies that's right they race or whatever yeah i remember that of course you remember that it was like two weeks ago well i mean [Music] i'm not i don't say it like it happened in 1985 oh man wow i really remember that nice the june of 2020 treasure chest oh that's not a friendly treasure chest no monsters are inside this is getting real serious real fast now ah he gave you a little bite ah [ __ ] man they're gonna kill me oh my god he brought the the comet that killed the dinosaurs [Laughter] holy [ __ ] dude all right things are so brutal that now looks like i had a very brief window to kill this guy all right we may want to uh oh my lord wow he he hey well then this is nice holy yeah yeah what the [ __ ] wow okay yeah now i just have to kill your precious friends i'll just shoot with the guns [Laughter] oh boy i hope it was worth uh oh yeah 100 coins that is worth it oh my god this fish really wants my nuts he wants to give you a kiss we got problems now we got problems this crab is one of them oh it gives you health maybe can you look it up you're not doing anything over there we're doing a show with you all right i just mean i'm not doing anything i just used it my attack is off oh okay mushroom for me people at home we can all agree this song sucks right i like this song [Music] all right fine yeah it's great 99. that was a lot of fun i hit a fish with a hammer today finally just call them cheap sheeps why are they calling mr kipper why is he got a name i i for one love the name mr kipper you got [ __ ] like kids and stuff just call me stacy you're a part of the family please mrs kipper was my mom she gave birth to 8 000 of us that is weird isn't it yeah the female just lays eggs on the ocean floor and the man just floats and jizzes over everything god nature is beautiful kind of a bummer for fish you know it's like they don't they can't get it you know what i'm saying they just have to they just have to jerk it all over so it's [ __ ] sad you want to hear something sadder salmon spend their whole life swimming upstream just to do that once and then they [ __ ] die [Laughter] they got that one self-appointed nut and then it's on to the next life bowser that was pow yeah poison gas that's like what you have it's me every day man oh my god pirates aaron what oh what's going on here who are you so you're the mario way ah not much to look at okay that's hurtful but i can't see through this giant floating star but whatever just because i'm a chunky brewster doesn't mean i don't deserve love ah damn look at this [ __ ] pierce oh i thought that was his name it's like how appropriate because he's piercing me oh never mind oh shiz all right what did he do he stabbed me with a trident oh you know bobby he stabbed me with a trident you would have seen that if you cared to pay attention i was i just had a thing that needed my attention otherwise that is the very definition of not paying attention don't kill all the blues i won't sasha malaya get in here playing super mario rpg i've been waiting for them to play this game forever dang goddamn i love gino they're using the shocker i've been i've been posting the comments for them to use the shocker for so many episodes this is an exciting fight is it no very repetitive i'm boosted baby stop boosting you why because you got to boost everyone else yeah but waste all that boost mario is going to be the one who's well mala doesn't really fight but you're boosting geno gino's gotta be the one doing the boosting all right [ __ ] boost mario first okay so you can get some hits in i know you're right i know you're right but like i don't want to admit it so [ __ ] off now i can brute force him you're about to get him oh [ __ ] that was a lot of damage yeah you're gonna hit him with a hammer and now he's dead yeah and now i bet you feel weird huh okay well you just won't be there anymore i'm impressed matey you've earned the star oh they're just cool now yeah yes they're cool think of it as a souvenir of our fight okay my souvenir will be my multiple cracked ribs dude we got a star we're more than halfway there now wow oh wait is this the fifth star we're more than halfway there oh mario look at malo hey

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Keywords: super mario rpg, game grumps, compilation, best of, danny, sings, arin, battle theme, salt, anger, fail, theme, mallow, geno, smash bros, nintendo, best moments, laughter moments, comedy

Id: Xe9yge1xfrk

Length: 64min 27sec (3867 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 23 2021