Game Grumps - The Best of DARK SOULS III

run oh no no no no no I did that um so I picked Pyromancer okay so I actually can shoot fire so you're someone who has a like makes love to pies that take a second to sink in it really did the pyro man it really did all right it's like it was so specific that I was like there's something there and I am determined to find it out right now I'm gonna really put on my Sherlock Holmes thinking cap and decipher this whoa oh I haven't seen this guy before jeez he's beautiful Hey Hey knocking oh Jesus Wow hello [ __ ] hello mineral friend yeah oh [ __ ] goddamn whoo Oh God oh Jesus how awesome holy [ __ ] I I'm dead serious I have not seen this guy before and it's icy okay in your previous playthrough that is instant death wow it sure is you died thanks thanks for clearing that [ __ ] out cool it's [ __ ] dog right here oh oh [ __ ] oh you know what I'm gonna do that I'm gonna do the thing I'm gonna let him know I don't have any Estus flasks and he'll probably drink all his so that it's a one-on-one match ah oh yeah okay hold on oh wait wait wait wait I fitted or decorating a safety safety ro saria's fingers he's being a [ __ ] dick why why is he being a dick because he's just going after me without any [ __ ] answer [ __ ] enemy going after me too goddamn it I don't have any [ __ ] Estus flasks dude I just wasted an ember if you're coming after me [ __ ] dick I use that ember to get back to this guy sucks he's like not even not even a fair fight let's throw some fire at him [ __ ] you yeah oh he's quite strong [ __ ] you hey [ __ ] you how about this boy he's really he's really taking that fire ah come here okay thank you so [ __ ] cool that's a tough that's a tough he thinks he's cool clang OH it's like the end of that Lord of the Rings like overdub Gandalf it's got [ __ ] sucks yeah sure does know what come here come here dude you're kicking his ass actually no Estus flasks baby yeah how you do it a flask free ass-kicking oh yeah yeah [ __ ] you long finger Kirk you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] coming into my world Wow how many asses flaps [ __ ] you you goddamn piece of garbage that was actually a PC player that that wasn't a real a real a person that was a computer oh I'm sure they appreciate it that's their way of saying thank you there's one at the end of this okay and then up a thing and then over and then now we wait 10 o'clock this way is Aaron Hanson go this way [ __ ] it up I'm not gonna blow it dunno not all ah all right time to go ah [ __ ] it whoa I'm so life Oh okey-dokey nice on you Doug okay [ __ ] you up [ __ ] you dog Oh Doug okay oh I don't lose elf oh god oh god sobbing [ __ ] oh god that's a Oh God you died Wow how have I not done that on the show I feel like I've done that on the show Oh what do you think of that this guy's climbing up look at him oh yeah look at him coming yeah all right bro I'm gonna get a bully him wearing a bare minimum here I got you here I come oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yes did you try to do a dramatic anime jump and you [ __ ] die because you shattered both your IV I tried to kill him I tried to have him but I didn't have him Wow jeez you cocky bastard you watched him climb that entire ladder thinking like [ __ ] this [ __ ] doesn't even have [ __ ] on me but then he did have [ __ ] on me she had lots of [ __ ] on you into the old Oh God well this is a disaster in a little sloppy oh Jesus Oh No how are you there's many things happening right now that I don't approve on I can't believe I can't believe you survived that oh no oh my soul he deserved oh my soul my heart my soul oh did loud take me to the Waffle House it's another friend died friend guy oh hi sir I've come true sir the library yeah after some juice do you take a credit card for a 30 cent / doozy I'm free I pray from the bonds of these late fees stop my card triumphantly please I'm 3,000 years old ironically I was reading the old man see he's not really that old it turns out yeah boiler alert sorry my Road how did she bring down your entire life like vomiter it's just her thing oh [ __ ] I see it now Jesus Christ and that just lasts until you die well it lasts until I kill her Oh like casting a spell with her lantern oh [ __ ] now it'll come back really in a second are you sure I didn't see it coming back before oh right you are but it feels my health so I have to like heal again oh man knocks tea it'll get down to one pixel it sucks that's so brutal yeah it's brutal but will it will that kill you outright or does she then have to you know she has to hit me okay it'll literally be like one pixel what a [ __ ] I know it sucks it's the worst dude man this place does suck you weren't kidding so here's a funny joke look at what well [ __ ] just looked like she was laughing oh oh she brands you ah [ __ ] dick damn god she's a dick [ __ ] hate her I hate her I hate that [ __ ] [ __ ] whoa the wall the Dragons freaking out what treasure chest how about that oh that's very nice how about it [ __ ] you treasure chest Oh God whoa mr. chair he's really strong so I'm [ __ ] out of here oh whoa oh god he is scary yikes what if I can kill him from up here give it a shot my fire I feel like ever get in range you got a lot of tongue to lick my balls with [ __ ] like just get really cocky cuz you're like one level oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] good job oh god up those oh Jesus oh he can follow me up here that's no good this oh there's a dragon here too oh [ __ ] I'm screwed oh Jesus oh I got the club oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yeah take my ass my ass right in your face smells like [ __ ] it smells like poopy that's what I smell Aaron I think you've got to work on your [ __ ] like movie I just killed a guy and I'm the hero quotes oh my god that's the best idea ever yeah make a [ __ ] movie that just like this guy so badass but he's like yeah take my ass like me like he kill you kills on what it like the music stops and like everything goes silent so he can say something clever it he's like yeah it's poopy yeah smell like poop you're a poop sniffy nose in poopies where you should goddamn aaron some ever fire of dinoball i don't know it's hard stop why joy Sims I want to kill him where else would I be if I were trying to size tough tough as nails oh boy so this guy is facing the other way so I could play sneak up on them hmm I'm gonna try in your furry boots don't tell anyone you scoffed at me when I wanted these furry boots you would like put on armor boots but they be Clank Clank clanking [ __ ] you know all about me about now I hope look at me my you're saying this out loud it's like what the [ __ ] I know he's coming out oh [ __ ] what I back Sam I wanted to immediately play like Oh Apple Bottoms East boots with the fire at the fire she hit the floor nothing you know Jody got no Lowell oh wow it's about you yet whoa my baby jam yeah oh yeah you got [ __ ] up your [ __ ] up [ __ ] long tight night shot on a gift [ __ ] yo my dick says please my sword hello these guys oh hi Fred my friend you're a long way from your swamp here a long way for your swamp oh god where did you come from where did you go my lovely swampy I Joe he's wheelie guys yeah so spoilers when you kill them are you gonna are you gonna like you could give like an 80s style like looks like you spoke too soon I mean I could please do whoa does this skeleton wrapped around a wheel that's ridiculous like he's got like a cloth and everything to like hold him to the wheel will you be mine yeah looks like the wheels always turn oh my god that's awesome what a ridiculous enemy mm-hmm where Oh maybe you should rest you guys look a little tired how about taking that forest just like a buddy yeah I can but I can be a [ __ ] or a sister unable to summon phantom wow thanks for the assistance for jumping I'm the assistant I cannot help you it's a little out of my hands Wow yep I remember now that's what happened last time yeah no it's awesome you're not gonna beat this thing well I would if I had some [ __ ] help but nobody showed up nobody showed up to my birthday party you get you're dead with a thousand arrows in you and the jump Alex a bra oh I invited so many people happiness required ahead hahahaha there's no [ __ ] summon signs anywhere are you [ __ ] kidding me how am I supposed to be [ __ ] all drink the Devourer of God he's freakin gay this is [ __ ] I'm so livid you are angry but why like I mean what can't you just like go in a different direction [ __ ] beat aldrich that's what I'm saying like can't you go no okay I expelled all of my side quests oh dear oh dear oh and I just got hit with fire oh Jesus whoa whoa hey chill watch it no no aah dams Trent didn't that girl die that's why [ __ ] rock and roll I'm [ __ ] dude I'm [ __ ] she's on [ __ ] yeah I don't know you're gonna die I'm sorry hold on a little tweet hold on well sweetie I'll tweet it out you know I'll tweet for people is just come on and hang out with me yeah well look there's gonna be people there's gonna be people you you failed me everybody failed me they all failed me there's nothing there's nothing for me here here kill the slimes and I have enough I am a your salty is why I'm a fool for your loving no more Wow but let's go to not appear sees not the Piercy's wages goes everywhere okay no look it's impossible I don't know how you're gonna do this man I can't unless there's people to help me delicious people what am i or as I call them meat shields bang oh god it's worse it down so strong what it keeps going it stop okay okay that's so unfair it's it's it's gone holy crap just watch out cuz she will do it again well it's cool because i aggroed it so like I drink drink you're healthy okay watch out Ana Rosalina yeah Rose ash Rose ash watch your ass your Rosie ash [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] out of here get the [ __ ] out of here dude whoo man having their second person really makes it yeah oh my god whoa hey chill out there's so much [ __ ] happening at one yeah yeah it's unbelievable do you have any my gosh you died No oh I'm so close oh no oh [ __ ] I might die go oh god oh god oh god kill odd kill a bang cutting swing swing swing stupid she'll kill you and kill your family okay friends oh oh oh my god well cutscene is a good scene oh I'm losing consciousness oh I think that my god excuse me hello at the hand come here pardon me I've drowned send help I died ages ago I'm all pruney it's yucky toes go or in here [ __ ] [ __ ] off what the [ __ ] is it called oh no he's doing it oh [ __ ] he's doing it oh [ __ ] damn it [ __ ] mom straight [ __ ] I gotta get the [ __ ] here yeah god damn right you gotta get the [ __ ] out yeah I'm right in the [ __ ] gallon dude oh okay [ __ ] so a guru yeah damn it just [ __ ] sorry bro no I don't have the estus flasks to deal with this garbage whoa Jesus okay well we're cool we're cool pale shade brother yeah chill out yeah we good we good we good you know we good this guy PC or Nam Pisa he's a he's a UH he's not a real person hey that's what I meant yeah huh huh whoa oh just yell but [ __ ] that took oh damn oh well you haven't done much damage to him at all yeah but man I really got to stay alive on this one stay alive I will find you [ __ ] [ __ ] Lee that's last no no no no don't-don't-don't oh no no no it's gonna screw me oh Jesus oh man I got if I gotta kill him with this much oh dude he's doing this thing I doing that thing oh yeah [ __ ] you you piece of [ __ ] you [ __ ] ass oh I got him damn it was awesome I got him dude yeah but I got to go to a bonfire now huh huh [ __ ] dude I'm [ __ ] are you completely out of s2c goodness now you got a little juice in there I got drink wine oh [ __ ] that's right what there's some enemies that [ __ ] when you kill him they give you more Estes yeah I know yay oh no oh oh no that was sir don't sir you're not safe here I was an invisible guy he's an invisible yeah ed now there's [ __ ] dead watch out yo check it yo [ __ ] stop brontë goddamn ma [ __ ] dogs oh my god is the worst I hate this yeah stop it hard to say oh yeah I'm gonna get old you you you Gugu yeah Maimonides on you cuz we're gonna fight with the dicks and I'm going to smack my dick against yours I then I'm gonna jizz all over your tummy cuz that's where I did sir I'd rather this didn't it on you yeah yeah yeah Hotch's or not we have hate ha I wanna get some genes inside your belly button I would have I wish you had turned to me and you'd been like uh cuz you're not ruin this one yeah if I were in his human position whoa Kol dollars yours oh we did it will that kill her yes you [ __ ] dead nice I might I might be dead yeah but that's actually wow you've got a lot of supersanic that's a problem I'll just say right now I got 99 problems but excess blood in my system is not 100 I was kind of hoping these would die here after a while okay whoo Jesus oh man oh man at me you're this is like what they do to you at the Red Cross when you donate blood and you just got spear sticking out of you in every direction of there like would you like some animal crackers yes please really would that would cheer me up yeah [ __ ] off right in the booty do you see that I gotta ride the booty ah whoa [ __ ] I think he didn't like that could not be happier oh yeah you think so good thinking oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh this apathy turn around I got a oh [ __ ] I was gonna do it again oh my god no this guy's crazy okay wicked can we hang out watch out this [ __ ] there's another dad - this is whoa Oh breeze back she died she's as cool you this is a [ __ ] saga man there's a guy no that's mojo oh it's not you Joe [ __ ] always Becky oh hey buddy I just digging around don't put yourself out oh my god whoa yo she's got health again cheese all Aubrey [ __ ] you man I'm trying to bait me up where these guys are this girl [ __ ] fish oh god I'm gonna die man I'm gonna [ __ ] die I know you're all right you're my only flag dude a [ __ ] up [ __ ] man love straight [ __ ] oh my god oh my god wow that went poorly I knew dude hold on I want to show you is it talking about covenant right yeah yeah so there's this guy right here against guy right here we've we've seen this dude before yeah but I put a message here off screen you did so check it out there's gonna be a gesture that comes out too much they'll say thrust butthole those me I did that Aaron I'm so proud of you you've done great work oh thank you man that's comedy yeah right yeah anyone who thinks we are no cavity there take a quick look at that butthole thrust butthole oh my god [ __ ] you Jubilee oh [ __ ] you [ __ ] dick boy Jubilee is quite the tough whoa what did you do Oh calculator I didn't Oh goddamn it pretty bad how oh there's another Kelly I'm dead oh my god how did I not die I don't know I don't know I was just flailing wildly she's staying away that was my fault holy [ __ ] I can't believe I survived yeah as amazing aah stop I feel like doing better when I couldn't see Oh staircase uh [ __ ] off what [ __ ] why'd you go and do that I have so many [ __ ] souls oh why can't you believe in mmm what a [ __ ] and I can't even blame it on the calculator thing cuz no I think you can't everything was you had full health and then you're at half health and we came back all on the plus side now I'm all the way over check out all these calculators I can manage boom BAM baby extra calculators for days why do you have a button for that I don't have a button for that if you warned someone BAM well thank you yeah go ahead and scroll through all these to get back to Dark Souls and dog yeah I got him oh I got the [ __ ] dog yeah [ __ ] you oh my god I didn't get hit once yeah yeah oh [ __ ] dude I'm amazing at Dark Souls do you see that Seamus who's watching this holy [ __ ] dude oh my god I didn't get hit once dude alright here's everyone's a job in the credits or kick credits in the comments please tell me in three words or less how awesome you thought Aaron's performance in the first three minutes of this video was that like really like I'll give you an example he ain't [ __ ] I'm gonna come on your tits she's like pointing at me I think he's gonna fire an arrow at me oh you're gonna get him to shoot the world yeah bro yeah so here we go get him get him get him get to get the worm why out are you [ __ ] don't duh Jesus he's doing da [ __ ] [ __ ] dare would shot through me goddamnit no look in this position it's a good one SIL attack him this is uh [ __ ] not working no I Jesus oh damn this is not working at all like I wanted it to doing perfectly timed okay to not work good good good they got it they got it I got it here we go he'll be okay here we go this [ __ ] gonna get hit with an arrow god damn it this is like son of a [ __ ] she's like try no this is the best way to do it boss stupider whoa we hit the water packed me is that supposed to yeah you know this is not how it worked before this is a pageant oh Jesus it's cool [ __ ] god damn it's cool they're like in an intricate dance Oh oh no I got trapped oh dude trapped like a rat ah what a terrible display that's a plea Dark Souls yeah you're welcome to Prince lothric hood even a good story if you're gonna [ __ ] make [ __ ] up from scratch like you might as well ah [ __ ] she's Aaron goddammit what you just vaporizes oh boy well this time I'll get it well here yeah okay but this time I'm gonna tell you a story about when I worked at a butcher shop uh-huh um true story a butchery as we called it in the butcher business his the guy who ran it his name was Frederick aha he was from Germany yep and he had three toes because he was so bad when he was a kid at butchering yep that he cut off his own toes three-toed Fred I told Fred the butcher I didn't call him that but you can yep I actually had a lot of respect for him so I would never give him such a disrespectful nickname uh-huh as that but anyway go on my story yes you're not you're stupid interjections although I'm sorry I said that so anyway I was a butcher's apprentice haha apprentice of Frederick and he taught me how to cut meats okay and one time I cut it like a beef round steak off of a of a cow and then Frederick said hey man that that was good that you did yeah and then and then I got why why because he was lying he was lying about being German you know I never oh my I'm going to kill you this this episode has been nothing but you fall off of the same to be I am losing my mind right now you didn't let me finish my story yeah that's what the problem was you couldn't concentrate um anyway I went home after that got fired oh yeah how do you um do you put like a candle in the top of a bottle and light it and let it melt down and then you have like cool wax bottle with like sculpture stuff oh no it looks awesome it's something I used to do when I was in high school I was - check this out watch this cool thanks glad you like that store sorry I want you to finish it I just wanted to oh whoa I have a candle head this is embarrassing I said not place hard to breathe that just kid just get that one I just got it okay girls got it baby I'm sorry it's just cuz I love you it's gonna be excited oh so excited so excited anyways - again yeah it's real fast um okay so you were saying about school right no wow you were not listening at all what were you talking about oh [ __ ] I was asleep nothing to do with school oh he was I didn't it was it was something I used to do when I was high school age that's why I thought school that was at high school I was once a class all that story adding some little Adam damn it Oh God heard the details you know you never understood anyway go on with your school no it's time for next time on gamers no good all right here we go boy being on a [ __ ] wooden plank is certainly the way I'd want to fight this guy no way Oh what what are you [ __ ] kidding me I was terrible I went through all that and I [ __ ] got there I hope people make a [ __ ] version of that of like really [ __ ] triumphant 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Keywords: DARK SOULS III, dark souls 3, rage, compilation, best of, arin, screams, fail, sucks at videogames, video games, let's play, danny, anger, loses it, souls

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Length: 30min 3sec (1803 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 11 2016