Funny Vines December 2020 (Part 2) TBT Clean Vine

want to order a salad but can you put it on top of a burger with cheese so you want a cheeseburger yeah but when you bring it to me say here's your salad christmas is over time to take it'll print anything anything anything i'm in the future you didn't like your gift i love the gift so what's wrong then i have to respond over 200 christmas text merry christmas i see jack he is dead i'm running to walmart you're going like that good call i'll be right back story time she only had one plan for this new year world domination later babe where are you going paige's house i thought i was picking up those girls yo batch what you doing man yeah man i'm in bed i'm about to pass it son how old are you 21 dad when i was your age i was 22. all right i'm out see you next year ben let go of lucy's tail he has a butthole [Music] oh so okay merry christmas liza what oh ginger stix dad i trusted you [Music] who are you my name is jeff what can i get for you let me get a popcorn all right one popcorn i'll be three thousand dollars all right what oh my god aliens three people this is even more awkward frick i think i should pretend to be on my phone they better not fart in my face what are you drawing a picture for santa these are snippers berry button quincy guess what day it is tomorrow it's christmas hey man thank you i was looking for a treat everywhere freshly cut pond my boy [Music] yeah go to sleep give me a three three give me a month months give me a to live too you should probably tell your family question you better clean okay okay oh my god i think i know what it is oh my god i've always wanted a dwarf oh my gosh a new computer i hate christmas i'm a dolphin [Music] my phone's almost dead just put on airplane mode it's it's gone i have to meet lyle at the country club i bet you buy off-brand clothing my car's worth more than your life i mean class remember nothing rhymes with orange you lie watch sporns corns mourns torns fam fam ah bruh squad [Laughter] [Music] sir have you been drinking tonight barely how many fingers i'm holding up 11. you see that stop sign i cannot see i'm legally blind what's wrong i can't do it anymore what is everything everybody who's everybody hey want a mozzarella stick i'm sorry is the mozzarella stick gluten free gluten gluten when i was seven i took my cat to the mall to meet santa and it was probably the best day of his life excuse me it's that time of the month for me which one do you think i should get [Music] hey am i going to catch ebola no you're going to catch feelings no i got it all right oh so you're just gonna let me carry all this no it's cool i got it are you for real i think you need your glasses no glasses you need to go bro grandpa where are you going see you later later guys do not pick up nothing in here okay good oh can you go grab the man i already got it i told you he texted me back i can't find my socks i just took a dump dude hurry up you're not even paying attention man god you're always on that phone go get it gotcha in the case of luke skywalker darth vader you are the father [Laughter] dexter dexter dexter see you tomorrow mm-hmm you want to say it don't you just say next year every year all these people putting fruit in their comments get their comments noticed do they do it in real life hey everybody follow me you could live anywhere where would you live bacon house get down on your knees with your hands behind your head story time little did she know of the mysterious figure creeping up behind her you really need to finish your vegetables why you can get big and strong [Music] [Applause] hey y'all he want me to split this and he wants two tins right what the [ __ ] hey sharon is caring let's get this watermelon don't eat my fries headphones i'm done mom why are you up just pissed oh i was wrong no i just took a pee pee dude i have been eating and eating but i cannot gain weight oh my god your life is like so hard oh my god oh my god he's waking up outside my house oh my god keep waking up out the fire highlighter tuck i'll get your number no my boyfriend's right there he's protecting him who the [ __ ] are you see you don't even know you never have your homework done you're failing the class you're always talking to your do you think this is a joke i'm sorry i'm sorry you know what derek is that even your real name no it's not s doric what i don't even want to bully you anymore hello hey jake hey hello hey what i need you need me i need you okay yes yeah all right bye love you bye jay i'm gonna freaking punch you well i'm gonna spit on yourselves i've been following you there's any refills water diet coke uh let me get that plate out of the way for you um we also have cheese if you guys are needing cheese or some pepper just say what so how have you been man yeah yeah it's been a long time i think you should go to that party just put your seatbelt on i'm gonna have to give you a ticket for speeding did you take out the trash oh no go to your car but no go next week on anxiety factor just ask her for a spoon i can't so it's okay it's fun let's listen to those lumps impressive lily what are uh what are you gonna do with this whatever i have to do with it i'm a vacuum now new year new me i told y'all what can you not stare at me up i just failed no you shut up because i'm hungry i can't call 911. my phone's broken bro wow what is it it plays nature sounds when you sleep no way yeah it has a bear mode how much for the bags ten cents are you paying tissues for no bag it's just the sandwiches right um thanks dad iphone 5 what the [ __ ] thanks dad i love it okay class let me take some wrong is there a johan smither johan i know you here don't play johan you ain't know your name mama why is there a shoe box in the refrigerator say it one more time i dare you to see what happens santa's not real you did not get that i got the straight one oh i think i won maybe you know i fold yes this song is called what i want for christmas [Music] money can y'all please be quiet i'm trying to listen my music it's about my business it's christmas and there's no presents i don't get it santa should have come down the chimney oh oh god santa we're gonna get you out of there okay santa why does he always run away hey babe hey oh are you sick nope just ugly got that one on video in texas we don't get snow we get ice see look this is how fun our snowball fights are yes last one guys it's for my sister okay mistletoe hey this is my friend whoa she's perfect and this is her boyfriend [Music] hey bro i'm gonna make some cereal [Music] really nice so santa didn't bring me what i asked for this morning a boyfriend it's curtis all right [ __ ] what's up hey oh look at the flower you're my flower what you should shower you stink that's rude i love you shut up that relatable moment when you forget the homework yikes but it was due 15 years ago because you're a 30 year old finer still making vines about high school mine mine mine mine mine mine my mom say it again say merry christmas little gifts what godzilla's house we're probably gonna watch a movie door i can't believe you just said that to me i hate when you talk to me like so fat right it's celery all right guys let's have a clean game this time twas the night before christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even the mouse man i had so much fun this christmas what did you get for christmas fat i got fat this christmas i care about you here's some pinecones on the stick yeah it's their lovely favorite whipped cream in the whole world go ahead favorite whipped cream just lily lily just get hey no oh come on you tell me nothing scares you nothing what hey someone just don't like mom whoa a reese's dude oh it's okay hey you wanna spiderman too i can't i haven't seen the first one um yeah how are your mothers doing that's horrible yeah isn't there like billions of people in the world yeah how does santa claus have the time to visit every single house in just one night hey if you were a burger joint i'd eat you in and out do i look like a hamburger toy what are you doing what what what what oh uh this girl's profile is on private kid i'm trying to see her pig will you come home this is ridiculous are you asleep are you sleeping are you sleeping yeah i can't sleep either stop chewing your christmas sweater we just got it for you now [Music] you're so ridiculous i'm not dealing with this anymore i know you're my princess how am i doctor you're sick what oh my god no no like sick in the cool way you're totally healthy yeah i thought of you today why because i was looking at elephants at the zoo yup that's right all right man yo yo brandon what you going i'm just giving you a hug my hand man new year new me oh what's different i gained weight uh me too time to sing a picture okay [Music] girl you won't believe how lazy max is he doesn't do anything in this house his room is a complete mess will you marry me oh my god you gotta go chickens be like [Music] we walk over here right this instant i told you to walk your little sh what are you doing you said i could play sonic boom what's with the uh i'm getting into character god is he still sleeping yeah it's been like a month he's starting to smell really bad [Music] my girlfriend cheated on me how did that make you feel not good what so you hate improv yes don't you mean yes and this is the [ __ ] i'm talking about you know i love winter because i can't really tell between the coldness outside and the coldness of my heart i take my shoes off here you can sit down hey wait what the hell i got raisin bran here focus flakes sausage i don't even i don't know how to say this can i have a little bit of your sperm i need to have your children i thought you're on a diet um does it look like january 1st yet uh no you look stupid seriously david every five minutes i knew it you better pick up my phone customers are disgusting they're gluten free what the heck is gluten your phone is not on okay duck everybody know already girl i'm back keep being rude when you're dogging dick cheney made money off the iraq war okay what will you be having we're gonna have the steak how would you like your steak on a plate no how do you want to cook on a stove get out [Music] do you like it what the [ __ ] is this yeah it's great thanks give me some money because it's a nice house get out actually we're broke we got netflix though says the anarchy oh you are like a little flower oh vladimir that is so cute i would like to crush you benefit my foot that is not as cute doesn't she look nice hmm she looks so [Music] trails everywhere really really really santa santa guys i'm all out of magic we have to save christmas new year new me get up get up get up get on christmas puppy now what do you say thanks kids [Music] hi can i get three big macs please and what do you want oh just a salad and a couple of tampons for my son please you have any idea how fast you were going according to my snapchat selfie 24 miles per hour add me on snapchat yo max what what is this it's just almond milk what you mean probably ain't got no titties what a run y'all think that that's so goddamn easy for me ain't no little boys out here let's go man all right some sour cream here you go can i get more it's gonna be a little bit extra is that okay alrighty right here hey you're the guy from vine shut up shut up shut up shut [Music] why aren't you eating i'm vegan i don't give a [ __ ] if you're a virgin he is drinking you have something to drink yes in the fridge let me guess well guess what you want to walk over the fridge and get that drink and you thirsty do you think harry potter was based on a true story no but i think whatever condition you have is getting worse what's wrong i feel bad stealing at christmas time of year we should be giving update oh feelings gone some stir fried chicken with broccoli first i dismissed the class what dude are you getting all that yeah why dude you don't really need it just let me be happy dude just let me be you okay vote for me grass is green grass is green my goodness he has my vote how do you face your problems when your problem is your face attention everybody my period is coming take protective cover now may god be with you [Music] got any money you can have my dog fine santa hey yo mom let me get your number up here yeah i'm calling my phone's in the car no excuses i'ma say something excuse me yeah oh i wanna fight your son hasn't shown up for class in two years because i graduated and that's your excuse to skip class how do i skip a class i don't even have any more look at the christmas lights that's a stop light pretty sure they're christmas lights so how was last night nice hey i'm social anxiety where are you going oh i'm about to go to this party and have a good time guess again girl i want for christmas is money better gpa a little less body fat some happiness maybe some friends where are you christmas just kidding stay away cause i'm bro so i learned this new trick where you don't have to have your hands on the button when you're filming snapchat oh he's so cute what's his name his name is gorgon son of skrygorn okay are you looking in your christmas presents no i was looking at the bag boy what do you want what do you want what do you want what what it is it is him can you tell me where the bed is it's right here where it's right here wait let me check them don't need them happy christmas it's christmas merry christmas merry chrysler merry christmas kids our christmas tree rotates like a rotisserie chicken and i think it's so beautiful what do you want for christmas little boy world peace i i don't know if santa could do all this racism like a bike or something how is he doc he's in a coma we try can i see him you still going to school guys i finished decorating the tree we have a treat we'll go and get damn gifts this one's about to work oh stop crying you're gonna stop crying i'm gonna shoot you in the leg and give you something to cry about okay all right should i get grandpa something for christmas i mean he's gonna die soon anyway so i don't you better give me something oh my goodness i love christmas there's so much joy in here uh mom we forgot the turkey ah disney pranks with friends i'm gonna wreck it what are you doing hey hey no when are you coming over my car just broke down it's okay i'll pick you up my dog just died it's okay we'll bury him here i don't want to see you girl i gotta tell you something what happened i gotta tell you later though oh my god [Music]

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Length: 24min 53sec (1493 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 30 2020