Funny Vines February 2018 (Part 1) TBT Vine compilation

eat it I don't you donut you're a cop you gotta eat doughnuts now O'Malley you must be stuffed really this song is called mom I got my girlfriend pregnant now we're moving to Mexico and starting a family the surprise will Stan where are you Amen listen I'm sorry [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] oh hi Molly thank you milk milk milk well yo Christian will yo not much you whoa shooting sorry I am a calm it neither star I'm sorry it's fine it happens all the time I just need everyone to shut up okay okay ah Ted the house on fire stop football games on but Dad the house their game is ah hey guys anything helps we don't have any cash that's okay I'll take our dishes can't talk who you talking to beer pong nobody grow novels his plate by the time I was happy okay tell me it's not about you a new toy oh you bought me a car whoa I think I'm gonna ask around can't ask her out she's the tough girl isn't this swell son yo Instagram this yo yeah no see you going to school you work it yeah yeah alright I'll see you in another five years hey babe have you been drinking no sir say the ABCs backwards the ABCs backwards not made of money always asking for some cash shared you for nine months you can carry out the trash you never want to be back home by curfew mom wait this hurts me more than it hurts you shut up Sam us this isn't an isolated a [ __ ] never mind they because the hair is a mess damn he is falling foul Jelena here I come just one bite okay one body excuse me do you know how to get to the highway from here okay where is it okay you have no idea what I'm saying do you okay rise and shine so you go do this to me I'm just drinking Pepsi hey you go be drinking is it that's what balloon it anyway well I appreciate what does this say [Applause] get out this is my card you get out you failed wait a minute anybody license hey guess who texted me today okay I was it J CJ CJ texted me bro what happened she left me bro you know go swimming where are you going there's no water stupid honestly don't even let anybody tell you that you messed up in the brain because we're all that stuff and the brain honey you want to go home even let's go Joey like he is prancing I'm crying oh my god oh my god okay can I have your number for that order yes for my number in case you haven't watched Mockingjay part 1 yeah this is what you're missing hey I'm Ryan what's your name don't talk to me before my morning coffee I don't know you this is a public bus I said don't you talk to me Thomas aunt Patty's here tell her I'm not here was she right yes [Music] no minutes laughing sorry can you believe that [Laughter] so eastern United States have what they're calling a snowpocalypse they're a which is you know pretty crazy because in Canada we just call that Tuesday oh the only way that someone would kiss me is if they're drowning and I have to do CPR it took mouth-to-mouth out of CPR good damn it there you go Sarah make sure you do all of it there's a little surprise at the end finish you see what does it say oh wow isn't that cool I love your card it's the best oh she got the money me thank you welcome to dating advice with Gabby Justin what's your question how do you tell if a girl likes you she doesn't [Music] okay see this man he's a Magic Man he's gonna touch this hot fire oh man he's a Magic Man drop the funky money you're a passive-aggressive looks like I just hit your mom with Tabasco neck.you rum guzzling pirate you become a man don't you just have to swim across the pool with the shark in it I thought I'd answer your question oh when it's the Daily Double so two sharks [Music] [Laughter] okay is there a problem no I want a problem yeah that's what I thought you better speak up I couldn't hear you [ __ ] hey Dad a mono since I'm old since I'm older now what I know how babies babe oh wait mom nope next align my mom just went I can't pay for this go back inside do beavers build a dam mommy sent me up why do you hate me never said no why would you think that cuz we knew we hang out see you hate me my face do you know why I pulled you over since we're black well I've been spinning for like 12 years now I can spin any shapes on a triangle Darrow's parallelograms trapezoids it's a sign I can spin it destroy the evidence Thank You Ted Cruz okay today there are many reasons to be concerned about our nation's direct you can't escape us it's your body for McDonald's why cuz you're loving it now cuz it's fat and greasy how come we have got the gas station together Oh UN don't leave me how you feeling nobody text you all day having in France hi my name is Paul I am new to the single scene I'm looking for a discreet relationship that what are you doing well I had a really great time we're gonna do so many things let's break I'll catch you tomorrow time for bed grandma grandma oh and for the next day Dameon a part of the Moose teacup or fab or stop finish the lyric if you happy and you know it such a mom yeah decaf macchiato double shot nonfat soy milk upside down by the shaking of me - can I get that $10 you owe me really Christian I carried you for nine months I pushed you out of my vagina I didn't mean to hit you Barbie it was a miscommunication literally I'm so done Quidditch daddy how did you meet mommy it all started with the favorite superhero I just had sex oh yeah [Music] do you have any other skills that would help the company we need you here well son it looks like I'm gonna be adopting you today really yes really son can I call you dad no just have an energy drink I'm wired what you win Wyatt [Music] roses are red and violets are blue yeah I'm gonna murder your entire family haha stupid boy when I was in school schools tired of me congratulations you guys you delivered a healthy baby girl yeah of course eat three shots of espresso please [Music] never coming down no money he comes with me just calm down okay just think about what hey hey can you hang out let me ask say no I'm sorry Cory's grounded see ya know Seattle princess Sierra the Magnificent mates nightly what you slow you back he's did you never that are really so sweet well what water that's hard [Music] dude no one likes Jannah he's so annoying yeah like how'd you say I heard that do you know that Jesus loves you okay soon what who do not be cussing oh I hate you when your parents yell at you for literally nothing don't eat them what dad I'm an adult hey Camille you passed your driving test ah dude failure just like everything else in your life you look today you're gonna be writing an essay but I'm gonna let you listen to your music ah now you try to smoke a pipe or you might need a bed mama listen when I call you you pick up if you don't have service you pick up if your phone died you pick up I am mr. Burton I would like to start by saying I'm not playing your games everyone sit down and Gina I heard about you tribe ha ha ha Jesus Christ theory means excuse me did you have a question then no talking when I'm talking that's the homework this way I didn't forget if you can hear me clap once hey son I'm home it took me 25 years though yeah I heard you was rich now so I came back home to get my cut [Music] so you want to go to my home oh yes I would should I follow you or what I told you not to do that he's still not bad leave him alone sorry I'm late traffic was what are you doing good question uh what's your return policy on best friends all right you don't you don't have to be so humble no but seriously like I'm not that good at it all right well you're the only one who knows CPR and he's dying so I'm not happy I don't like anything today I'm not feeling cold don't ever let anyone else ruin your life because it's your life so you should ruin it but I like you looks like feels like poop man ma'am well I didn't step in it Steve we need a name the deadline is today only reason batman's of super-heroes he has a lot of money I know in real life he's super weak even his name sense a teacher I wasn't here what was the home where an end world peace did you not do it I know the printer was it good yeah you know that feeling when you finish all your homework cuz I don't yeah what do you miss Mexico you're killing it you know why boy I'm sick [Music] just hears you have to work at air apostle for a month no please you'll be wearing a graphic tee and a puka shell necklace I just want to go to jail I didn't hit you with my car your car happened to get in my way and I was like Ryan go stop here I gotta go hey I need my red shoes tonight I'm sick I'll give them to you next week right now okay really I have a question why is there 7 billion people in this world and I'm still single I don't have any mail for you today and I with them in the arason don't come back until you do honey can you be quiet I'm just trying to do something [Music] [Applause] are you Hector punch in your face - blood comes out [Music] [Music] kidney damage is because of that phone if you get off that phone drink some water like six hours straight hours game [Music] y'all got pizza Pete mutt money you can get one I appreciate it was nasty no mom mom mom could give me the give me cookies he sure doesn't smell like weed in here just smell like cops who's driving I'm right Brandon are you seeing this dude stop talking throw that my way how have we done this before you'll set up the song [Music] anyways hey mom you let me hear my mom like I'm adopted yes I'm alright guys Garret a smile 3 - Christian I'm a ready to go out yeah bro thank you I always won but you know man dressed as a bad you were lipstick ma'am we found your son dead with a sandwich next to him I know we're doing all we can't believe you didn't miss his lunch are you said one of Starbucks oh I'm not gonna see you for a few days oh this is the part one [ __ ] care I'm you from the future oh my god I know you're so ugly no sex yes thanks for coming over to play this is my older brother Tim sup of Google boobs he's the coolest guy in the world I know do you guys have chicken or pork no we have beef oh we have beef huh you try to fight hold my breadsticks Jack you can fit on this door Rose you're too large how fun floating okay you was a side chick anyways oh my god Billy what are you doing somebody my demon spirit whatever I'll have mashed potatoes and a salad I'll have mixed vegetables okay today is finders day and attendance does not count towards your grade ringing yeah it's terrible she's ugly [Music] go did you just say golf what was there cute couple or something like relationship gold oh you can use the sexy that is how normal sisters have a good time I so wish I had your hair how we have a good time that's a good one what the what he says in the pic mom's be like you were an accident what a may let us toast dad I don't have any friends just tell a girl you love her how does that trust me it works the bill does not dismiss you funny theory because that's called the dismissal bill Satan your Satan listen closely Adina tart you're right well good luck then here take this what you're looking for my keys did you check your mouth what check it thanks mom Disney pranks with friends do you trust me do you trust me wrong choice he does this for everybody he likes this you stop fighting I'll give you a treat I gotta poop now we'll turn here in at the open house I would let a poop in there yes nine-one-one what is your emergency well hello hand this line is for emergencies only emergency is that I'm single spider [Music] Marcus I'm Michael Marcus over there hey man I haven't seen you in so long [ __ ] Monica go to that concert what concert first of all I'm gonna need you to stop yelling well bro what up bro what up bro man Scott see me with the hey let's go now my one what's your emergency lemon lime my grandma fell let me get this one thing clear and I'm gonna get it clear now do you understand me mom your breath stink ohh oh my god you're like wearing a ghost cuz your dress scares the crap out of me burn mmm shower time you wearing a shirt like this a backscratcher oh my god she's so cute yeah like you me what do you call me a dog so you guys coming on my party whoo you guys it's just me oh he was a good man faithful Danny what are you doing just killing some time oh that is so pretty that's what you think is pretty well yeah don't you want a pretty yet pace yourself buddy [Music]

Channel: CooL Vines

Views: 2,015,560

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Id: 1p9eHuaiQEc

Length: 30min 8sec (1808 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 02 2018