Funny Vines September 2020 (Part 2) TBT Clean Vine

all right kids nothing to be afraid of say goodbye to the house kids babe i'm hungry wait hey let's go shopping wait let's get married wait wait wait i think i kinda like you oh you do yeah like like as a friend [Music] keep memorizing do you guys want to do shrooms [Music] guys okay i'm here where are you i'm almost there where i'm just around the corner i don't see you you can't see me you're going to work hard you're going to be committed to yourself they jumped down that hole i don't know captain i just got these j's they fresh out of the box good evening amanda this is josh i gotta take this i pooped myself at prom stop before i take away your toys i'm gonna take away the wi-fi thank you it's almost halloween yeah which means it's almost thanksgiving which means it's almost christmas which means it's almost new here it's almost valentine's which means first day of school i'm so excited for class loser [Music] all right you got that gas money i'm gonna get you next time oh cool what you doing back to the crib have a great first day at school guys we're gonna miss you so much okay she didn't text back i don't even care i never even liked her oh my love of my life texted me back oh no it's the cops [Laughter] dude are you going to school are you going to climb a mountain with that backpack will you marry me i can't accept it but i love you but how did you come to this conclusion what i mean you got to show your work knocked out cause i'm really good missed you oh dad there's no food in the fridge there never was why i forgot to go to the store yo you good man yeah i'm all right what's wrong honey hey guys remember that yo molly could twerk but you know probably better than that yeah so what's the approximate number of pie jake 3.15 3.14 can i get another cheddar what's for dinner hey babe i haven't heard from you all day and i'm just wondering if you're okay and if you are you're not going to be dead in class my teacher told me that a racer can erase any mistake let me see that eraser real quick son ash ketchum you're under arrest for animal abuse me no i care about my pokemon right pikachu hey ryan oh hey here's my number oh wow you know will right yeah can you give it to him oh okay freeze [Music] or something in there and tell me what you put in there follow that car is he gonna follow me back uh no i don't think so then no babe come over he's your fridge full no bye girls who pooped in the kitchen oh it's a black cat it's bad luck that's not a black cat meow how can you fail english when you speak english it's not even that the teacher don't like stop cause you're lying right now yo i've been looking for a goat everywhere thank you that's good hi what what is this oh jake coming out with us sorry bro i can't hang why not my house is on fire change your shirt bruh first of all i look good in this shirt and second of all i look good in this shirt and third of all i look good in this shirt so tell me i don't look good hey dad and i'm banging the east and i'm banging the west and i come and give you more you read a book like that i'll walk to the store oh my god you okay do i look fat no do i look fit all right let's [Music] clear go and show the camera don't show me the card back in the deck now watch is this your card david again i'm not picking this up you better pick him up yo john i was thinking oh god i'm so sorry hey who made this mess come here guys i'd say don't break up with me that wasn't very loving you mean poo poo love the neighbor love them now students if you just study you're going to need you're going to you're all you're going to all you're going oh honey you're going to look perfect on the exam no come on do it do it this [ __ ] was not good yo really dude really anger what's your name kevin yeah so what's going on yeah there's plenty today was an awful day at school you want to know why want to know why i was forced to draw a minion a minion [Laughter] you [Applause] yo mama oh my god i am so sorry leanne will you marry me in a few years a few years how about now no i'll take the reno liar what the [ __ ] whose shoes are these these are mine i'm a secretary that's my cousin why are you laying down and you think you pay bills huh you don't be laying like that you don't pay no bills you better sit up yo bro trying to fight lay your finger on me i'll put you to sleep you know something i've never seen you without your glasses really here you know people say i look really different without them but i can't tell dude where is riley at riley riley riley okay does everyone understand the assignment okay i did not understand the word he just said but i'm just gonna nod in my head and pretend like i did i'm left shark we agreed on this i am trying i am always off shark i'm a better left shark than you could ever be are you serious feed me i gotta go home because i forgot to vacuum my room i'll be back hey pretty mama you ain't getting none of this get in the car you skank nice ride cam there's a pocket on your shorts camry what's wrong women i'm ugly no you're not men i'm ugly are you okay but it's too late for candy why'd you hit me um i didn't hit you whoa what are you doing come on don't i'm sorry don't cry [Laughter] did you clean the tub yeah i can't tell i can't tell i'll clean it yourself while we're cleaning yourself i am so sorry he's normally never like this can i use a bathroom i don't know can you hey can you stop at mcdonald's no we got food at home we did not live we need shoes for together yes hi you've reached me leave a message just check that out how you reach me leave a message down like that yo can i play no why are you always like this why not really hey i think i can do that my dad thinks he can do it what no way all right that was a good audition okay the hair is stuck oh boy hey watch where you going well let's go let's go that'd be like you kissing my mom [Laughter] hey this is my boyfriend what's up jorge hey what happened to george jorge means george oh it's too did you know that if you look into a mirror and smile you'll be less sad all right man ready to walk to school actually you want to skip today hi how did you get in here i used a hammer what do you mean you used a hammer i broke your door down you broke my i love you who's ready for a new week of learning sorry nobody's here maybe she'll just go away hey what are we going to say if we see some girls [Laughter] look it's a snake charmer hey yo snake you cute as hell stop i got your nose i got you what what have you done where is this nostrus hey forget you man i forget you you ugly man you are mama ugly [Music] hey oh since you laughing at me you could go back to school right no i'm still shut your yeah it's pretty good [Music] i'll be out in a minute this isn't going to make me go any faster dude stop come on i'm serious don't do that no jack do it no what's up turn it off i haven't seen you since she was disbelief you've never seen me that small are you getting smart with what i'm just stating fast theresa get your son you still [ __ ] man i'm not stupid hi there are you familiar with our lord and savior jesus christ go on continue to speak hey this is your character no that's pages you have to go to sleep hey stupid you're a bully and that's mean i'd like you to stop let's be best friends now agreed babies be like hey guys hey babe i haven't heard from you all day and i'm just wondering if you're okay and if you are you're not going to be how guys work on cars how girls work on cars what are you gonna do with your life go what do you want to do with your life be a dancer go chase your friends the next time i see kendra i'm ripping her head off do it she doesn't know who she's messing with hey lisa oh my god hey kendra i can't do it [Music] hello you guys see joey's butt today oscar hey what's up dad can i have money can i have her so would you go out with me yeah so can i update my status hey what'd i tell you about playing this streak get your butt over here oh no no no no dang these are pretty good you want one yeah man actually i do cool going to sweep low fudgie that hurt watch your profanity can you eat like a normal person but i don't need to use my hands you've got a point get off the table hey what's up oh watermelon you want a piece no no no okay so i was hanging out with jeremy last night jeremy isn't my ex yeah go on hello oh hey i'm in the car with my mom what text me no just text me text me text me story time the store clerk believed he'd put the wrong cans on the shelf ah but he was right all along so what do you like to do for fun i like cats oh god what i have a boyfriend i was breathing i like your shoes i like that you like my shoes i like that you like that i like your shoes it was a choke what i despise your footwear hey we haven't even moved yet mom's dead [Music] my baby turn around babe you look perfect what you mean stitch says ohana means family and jimmy why are you writing on the wall what are you three wait they are three what are you two ma'am would you like a salad bar with your meal oh no thank you i don't drink you are the dumbest person you've been drinking again i don't even drink so don't come in here with all that then whose water is this i need water stop it get some help oh that's my boy don i love your eyes what eyes oh keep your ass free you better not well i'm like three percent german four percent irish 87 percent um german everybody understand this no yes any questions yes all right moving on [Music] oh my goodness my sweater is way too big and i'm putting it up to my mouth and i have a messy bun i'm soy tumbler hey nick peach is here [Applause] i ate cheerios because they're heart healthy and my heart has been severely damaged so john if you're out there what i remember sleeping in these oh my god entering a friend's house thanks for inviting me chad entering a best friend's house so i call them the exploding lights pretty good right yeah so how do you light them up does firework firework i saw your report card congrats you can see oh so you want to be smart that's why i go to school oh i wish you put your hands on me i will be you hit me nobody going that way crazy say broken is your pen yeah bro watch this my mouth disappears ready watch 200 oh okay you know i have one just like it welcome come in we oh have didn't slush oh lost my hands yeah dad can i go to the party i don't know what you get in your last test ted oh i'm not pregnant what what oh hey sniper my favorite color is bluetooth hi can i help you with anything uh yeah do you have command strips i command you to strip you're just like every other guy all men are dogs here you want to stick go fast not all men are dogs just in case knew it yes [Music] i'll see you later man all right bye baby what it's cause you need to grow up and quit being a baby yeah i know man i got monster to sponsor i want regular you're gonna have to be better that's what i'm talking about yeah we are ready for school let's do it babe what the no okay that is okay keep these organizers and i hate this job just put orange juice on the shelf hey dad look i found this cat in the alleyway well yeah that's the only [ __ ] you're ever gonna get excuse me do you want to make babies with me yo yo easter bunny be like y'all want some easter eggs from my basket i'm gonna kill you and your entire family too it's over now buddy oh my god that is so tiffany tagged i'm tagging tiffany tag her did you ever hurt your little sibling and you didn't want him to tell your mom so you were like it's okay it's okay i'll get you some candy hey billy so what'd you do yesterday i swallowed a golf ball are you okay i can't poop hey mom uh did i tell you what that uh i'm gonna be a father hey david does the shirt make me look fat no you makes you look fat dude i'm pretty sure i told you to leave i just found this really cool new band oh i've heard of them i don't know i don't really like them that much no i don't i probably don't either like i haven't really listened to them watch me make this remote really small did it work no jake you're not leaving the table until you clear all that broccoli off your plate damn man hey you see my car key so you ain't touched my key i don't even drive find them sorry about that go first but sorry about that i'm so sorry buddy [Music] your bracelet is so cute it lets emergency crews know i'm diabetic if they find me unresponsive [Music] nice just wait till you get to the real world tina oh i get it so this is like the fake world not real like we in a cartoon hey um can i roll a pencil sure my password beautiful scenery hey grandma can you get in the oven to clean it bye grandma scare cam let's go to the beach we found some boyfriends yeah let's go okay mitch is your turn to read what page we on that's not even the book we read and what is wrong hey thanks for the ride dog oh yeah let me make sure you're nice and safe hold on yo you don't sorry i'm gluten gluten [Music] what you want just to clean up cool all right you're good what i have for clean up dog where am i it's gonna turn green [Music] dad when can i have this car when you go to college okay dad it was then that he realized while reading his mind had been elsewhere and he'd have to start the freaking page all over oh she's stealing [Music] gary do you want to go to party more than anything in the world we got a big job for you gare hi welcome to the party will you please take off your shoes oh all right let's take a picture stop flexing i'm not all right let's take another one [Music] you

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Length: 26min 14sec (1574 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 24 2020