Funny Moments from Season 4 | The Big Bang Theory

oh God that feels so good I'll eat later I'm busy oh yeah just like a real hand hmm [Music] Hey Howard what's going on what hold on Howard Howard slow down the robot hand is stuck on your what you're not going to believe this you slipped and fell into a robot hand penis first yes now help me I'd suggest a lubricant but I have a feeling you fell on some of that as well not funny Leonard really a robot hand's got a death grip on your junk dude that's funny ask anyone wait before my mother walks in just get this off me okay let's see no no don't touch the program has passed oh well then what's on pause no no I voted the wrong program the ham thinks it's holding a screwdriver in outer space if you continue the program it's gonna start twisting okay come on almost there [Applause] next time take your own advice excuse me could you help us out my mama what do we have here I slipped and fell yeah we get that a lot what is this it's a robot arm where's the rest in a row the robe I only Built the arm because that's all you needed right can please just me right all right hang on stay calm I need an orderly with a wheelchair I got a robot hand grasping a man's penis out here you think it can be a little more discreet I'm sorry we don't have a code for robot hand grasping a man's penis why is it hooked up to a computer it's what controls the arm but it's frozen did you try turning it off and back on again no you see it's more complicated than that no wait thank you Winnie the Poo is out of the Honey Tree [Applause] greetings friends readings whatever the hell you are I am a mobile virtual presence device at recent events have demonstrated to me that my body is too fragile to endure the vicissitudes of the world until such time as I am able to transfer my Consciousness I shall remain in a secure location and interact with the world in this manner really that's your question when did he put a ramp in [Laughter] you're in my spot [Laughter] I brought Amy here to show her some of the work I'm doing it's very impressive for theoretical work do I detect a hint of condescension I'm sorry was I being too subtle I meant compared to the real world applications of neurobiology theoretical physics is what's the word I'm looking for cute [Music] are you suggesting the work of a neurobiologist like Babinski could ever rise to the significance of a physicist like Clark Maxwell or duroc I'm stating it outright Babinski eats to rock for breakfast and defecates Clark Maxwell [Laughter] absolutely not my colleagues and I are mapping the neurological substrates that subserve Global Information processing which is required for all cognitive reasoning including scientific inquiry making my research ipso facto prior in the ordo kanyashendi that means it's better than his research and by extension of course yours I'm sorry I'm I'm still trying to work on the defecating Clark Maxwell yeah excuse me but a grand unified theory insofar as it explains everything will ipso facto explain neurobiology yes but if I'm successful I will be able to map and reproduce your thought processes in deriving a grand unified theory and therefore subsume your conclusions under my Paradigm that's the rankest psychologist and was conclusively revealed is hogwash by Gottlieb Fraga in the 1890s we appear to have reached an impasse I agree I move our relationship terminate immediately seconded there being no objections Jim Carrey's good day Amy Farrah Fowler good day Sheldon Cooper women huh and live with them can't successfully refute their hypotheses Amen to that what's that smell oh yes what are you doing in there I'm making a hydrogen sulfide in ammonia gas it's just a little experiment in Pest Control dude I grew up in India and it diesel stuff walking the street and nobody has ever had a solid bowel movement so we'll just see how long you can hold down well we'll just see how your noxious gas fares against my cinnamon apple scented aromatherapy candles didn't you say you're making hydrogen sulfide gas yeah isn't that flammable finally oh dear this is not over it's nice to meet you too Sheldon I honestly didn't believe Amy when she told me she had a boyfriend I assure you I am quite real and I'm having regular intercourse with your daughter what oh yes we are like wild animals in heat it's a wonder neither of us has been hurt what is he saying you wanted me to have a boyfriend mother well here he is to sign off now my Hunger for Sheldon is stirring in my loins oh yes it's time for me to make love to your daughter's vagina [Laughter] [Applause] agreed Amy I find myself wondering if we should actually engage in coitus at least one time in our relationship bazinga bedtime please show yourself out give me a minute Sheldon hold on I need to figure out how to get the carry the mud past the dragon something you need to work in the morning I know well then bed mister five more minutes really you're gonna risk getting sleepy in the middle of your thermodynamic fluctuation seminar you know what happens when you yawn in public foreign will see my oddly shaped uvula you don't want that do you no but it's a shame our society mocks the differently uvulated who was at the door uh building manager yeah I have to fix a pipe so the water will be off tomorrow from noon to two it's unacceptable we're supposed to be given written notice no it doesn't matter we'll be at work what if I spill tomato soup on my shirt and have to come home to change only to find there's no water for an enzyme soak bifurcated uvula Sheldon I'll have the chicken noodle good night I know how to get the bucket I can turn the ax around and use the handle to reach it let's see North you are in a forest go north you are in a forest go north you are in a forest oh dear I believe I'm lost well I'll just have to get a fresh start tomorrow no no no no you just said you you just need to map it out come on I'll help you so uh you stopped at this stream and you turned north three times yes you're right you're lost good luck foreign [Music]

Channel: Big Bang Theory

Views: 1,189,778

Keywords: Comedy, TV, Funny, The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon, Penny, Leonard, Laughing, Warner Bros.

Id: 8CHayLFMvFM

Length: 10min 25sec (625 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 31 2023