STEVE: POINT VALUES ARE DOUBLE. TOP 6 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. WE ASKED 100 MEN, NAME SOMETHING YOU HAVE MORE OF THAN STEVE HARVEY. DEREK: GAS. [LAUGHTER, CHEERING, APPLAUSE] STEVE: I HOPE SO. GAS! AUDIENCE: OHH... ELIZABETH: MONEY, STEVE. STEVE: HA HA! YOU BETTER KNOW IT. ELIZABETH: HEY. HEY, STEVE! STEVE: I GOT TO COME TO YOUR CHURCH. ELIZABETH: HEY! STEVE: THEY GOT MORE MONEY! LANCE. LANCE: HAIR. [LAUGHTER, CHEERING, APPLAUSE] LANCE: SORRY. [LAUGHING] STEVE: HAIR. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] BLOND HAIR. FAMILY: WE'LL PLAY! WE'LL PLAY! STEVE: PASS OR PLAY? DEREK: WE WANT TO PLAY. STEVE: ALL RIGHT. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: HEH HEH. HEH HEH. ALL RIGHT, MAN, LET'S GO. WE ASKED 100 MEN, NAME SOMETHING YOU HAVE MORE OF THAN STEVE HARVEY. DEVRON: I'M SO SORRY, STEVE. CHARM. ALL: OHH! LANCE: GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. [APPLAUSE] STEVE: [CHUCKLING] CHARM! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: HUMOR? HUMOR? MORE PERSONALITY THAN ME? HIM? ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO, JARED. NAME SOMETHING YOU HAVE MORE OF THAN STEVE HARVEY. JARED: YOU KNOW, FROM THE SIZE OF FAMILY I COME FROM--KIDS. STEVE: YEAH, I HOPE. YOU GOT MORE KIDS. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] WE ASKED 100 MEN, NAME SOMETHING YOU HAVE MORE OF THAN STEVE HARVEY. LISA: I WOULD HAVE TO SAY BILLS, STEVE. JARED: AWW, BILLS. GOOD ANSWER. [APPLAUSE] STEVE: BILLS! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] DEREK, Y'ALL AIN'T GOT NO STRIKES. Y'ALL JUST KNOW EVERYTHING. SO LET'S GO. TALKED TO 100 MEN. NAME SOMETHING YOU GOT MORE OF THAN STEVE HARVEY. DEREK: WEIGHT. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: THIS MY MAN RIGHT HERE. THIS IS MY MAN RIGHT HERE. FAMILY: GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: WEIGHT. AUDIENCE: OHH... DEREK: IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT. STEVE: LANCE, 100 MEN, NAME SOMETHING YOU HAVE MORE OF THAN STEVE HARVEY. LANCE: I WOULD HAVE TO SAY FREE TIME. [APPLAUSE] STEVE: YOU BETTER BELIEVE THAT. FREE TIME. AUDIENCE: OHH... STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU HAVE MORE OF THAN STEVE HARVEY. DEVRON: I'D SAY EX-WIVES. LANCE: OHH... STEVE: YEAH. YEAH. DEREK: GOOD ANSWER! STEVE: EX-WIVES! AUDIENCE: OHH... [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: ALL RIGHT, FAMILY, WE ASKED 100 MEN--I'LL BE GLAD WHEN THIS IS OVER--NAME SOMETHING YOU HAVE MORE OF THAN STEVE HARVEY. CHAURITA: WELL, STEVE, WE THOUGHT ABOUT IT, AND WE'RE GONNA GO WITH NOTHING. WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING MORE THAN STEVE HARVEY. NOTHING, NOTHING, NOTHING. NOTHING. NOTHING. STEVE: NOTHING. ["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS] NUMBER 6. AUDIENCE: HEIGHT. STEVE: NUMBER 4. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. POINT VALUES ARE DOUBLE. WE GOT THE TOP 8 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. IF STEVE HARVEY OFFERED YOU A RIDE, WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU THINK HE'D PICK YOU UP IN? MELLY: FERRARI. [CHEERING] STEVE: FERRARI. KAYLA: ROLLS-ROYCE. AUDIENCE MEMBER: YEAH. [APPLAUSE] [LAUGHTER] STEVE: ROLLS-ROYCE! [AUDIENCE GROANS] [LAUGHTER] TARA: A BENTLEY. STEVE: A BENTLEY? TARA: MM-HMM. JENNY: YES. STEVE: A BENTLEY. TARA: WHOO! STEVE: TYLER? TYLER: A MERCEDES. STEVE: A MERCEDES. KESHIA: WHOO! WE'RE GONNA PLAY. KAYLA: WE'RE GONNA PLAY, STEVE. STEVE: THEY'RE GONNA PLAY. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] ANTHONY, IF STEVE HARVEY OFFERED YOU A RIDE, WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU THINK HE'D PICK YOU UP IN? ANTHONY: CADILLAC TRUCK. STEVE: CADILLAC TRUCK. TYLER: WHOO! STEVE: IF STEVE HARVEY OFFERED YOU A RIDE, WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU THINK HE'D PICK YOU UP IN? KESHIA: I'M GONNA SAY THAT FABULOUS TESLA! KENNEDI: WHOO! GOOD ANSWER! [APPLAUSE] STEVE: THAT FABULOUS TESLA. [AUDIENCE GROANS] KENNEDI, IF STEVE HARVEY OFFERED YOU A RIDE, WHAT KIND OF CAR YOU THINK HE'D PICK YOU UP IN? KENNEDI: I'M GONNA HAVE TO SAY A PORSCHE. STEVE: A PORSCHE. KENNEDI: HMM. STEVE: KAYLA, WE GOT TWO STRIKES. YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL. THE LOE FAMILY CAN STEAL. KAYLA: A MASERATI. KENNEDI: GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: A MASERATI. [AUDIENCE GROANS] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] IF STEVE HARVEY OFFERED YOU A RIDE, WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU THINK HE'D PICK YOU UP IN? JENNY: THANK YOU FOR PICKING ME UP IN YOUR LIMOUSINE. TIFFY: WHOO! STEVE: IN MY LIMOUSINE. ["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS] NUMBER 8? AUDIENCE: VW/BEETLE. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: THAT'S FUNNY? [LAUGHTER] [CHUCKLES] NUMBER 7? AUDIENCE: MUSTANG. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: NUMBER 5? AUDIENCE: CORVETTE. STEVE: 4? AUDIENCE: BMW. HEH HEH. ALL RIGHT. I GOT TO START COMING TO REHEARSAL. [LAUGHTER] TOP 7 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD, FOLKS. NAME SOMETHING STEVE HARVEY COUNTS SO HE CAN GET TO SLEEP. NORMAN: MONEY. STEVE: HA HA. NORMAN: MONEY. STEVE: HEH. NORMAN: YES, SIR. STEVE: MONEY! NORMAN: HA HA HA! PLAY OR PASS? PLAY, PLAY, PLAY. WE'RE GONNA PLAY, STEVE. STEVE: THEY'RE GONNA PLAY. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] WANDA: WHOO! STEVE: THERE'S 7 ANSWERS UP THERE? WHEW. THIS IS GONNA BE ROUGH. MISS WANDA, NAME SOMETHING STEVE HARVEY COUNTS SO HE CAN GET TO SLEEP. WANDA: YOUR JOBS. STEVE: I COUNT THEM JOBS. WANDA: COME ON, NORMAN. STEVE: NORMAN J., NAME SOMETHING STEVE HARVEY COUNTS SO HE CAN GET TO SLEEP. NORMAN J.: UH...HIS KIDS. NORMAN: HA HA HA! WANDA: GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER. NORMAN: WAY TO ANSWER. NORMAN J.: HA HA HA! NORMAN: HA HA HA! STEVE: KIDS ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE. YOU JUST COUNTING KIDS. KIDS. NORMAN J.: AW, MAN. STEVE: JESSICA, TWO STRIKES. BE CAREFUL. LE FAMILY CAN STEAL, AND I'M GONNA ASK MR. HAI. YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT. OH, I KNOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO ASK THE FIRST PERSON, BUT I'M GOING TO MR. HAI FOR ALL MY ANSWERS. [LAUGHTER] NAME SOMETHING STEVE HARVEY COUNTS SO HE CAN GET TO SLEEP. JESSICA: I'M GONNA SAY YOUR CARS, YOUR CARS. WANDA: GOOD ANSWER. JESSICA: YEAH. STEVE: COUNTS CARS. OK. NOW I'M SUPPOSED TO ASK YOU, KIM, BUT, MR. HAI, I'M NOT EVEN GONNA MESS AROUND. YOU GOT THE ANSWER FOR YOUR TEAM? NAME SOMETHING STEVE HARVEY COUNTS SO HE CAN GET TO SLEEP. HAI: SUIT. KIM: SUIT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? SUITS, SUITS. [LAUGHTER] GREAT ANSWER! STEVE: "SU-ITS!" KIM: IT'S UP THERE. SUITS. STEVE: AND THEN THEY ALL DID LIKE THIS. I WENT, "HA HA HA!" SU-ITS! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] THAT WAS A GOOD ANSWER. THAT WAS A GOOD ANSWER. NUMBER 7. AUDIENCE: MUSTACHES. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: NUMBER 6. AUDIENCE: MISS UNIVERSE. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: UH, NUMBER 5--NUMBER 5. HEH. AUDIENCE: "FAMILY FEUD" POINTS. STEVE: 4. AUDIENCE: TEETH. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: REALLY? NUMBER 3. AUDIENCE: EXES. STEVE: HA! [LAUGHTER] YEAH. NO. THAT'S REAL. NO. I AIN'T EVEN MAD AT THAT. THAT'S DAMN GOOD RIGHT THERE BECAUSE I'M SCARED TO FLIP OVER NUMBER TWO. NUMBER TWO. AUDIENCE: BLACK SHEEP. STEVE: HA HA HA! [APPLAUSE] THERE'S SOME BLACK SHEEP. HA HA HA! I GOT TO KEEP THIS ONE. THIS IS PRETTY GOOD RIGHT HERE. Y'ALL GOT ME ON THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. [LAUGHTER] TOP 7 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. IF THEY REPLACED THE STATUE OF LIBERTY WITH A STATUE OF STEVE HARVEY, NAME SOMETHING HE MIGHT BE HOLDING IN HIS HAND. DEIRDRE: A MICROPHONE. STEVE: MICROPHONE. DEIRDRE: STEVE, WE'RE GONNA PLAY. STEVE: OK. WE'RE GONNA PLAY. COME ON. ALL RIGHT, GREY. LET'S GO, MAN. IF THEY REPLACED THE STATUE OF LIBERTY WITH A STATUE OF STEVE HARVEY, NAME SOMETHING I MIGHT BE HOLDING IN MY HAND. GREY: STEVE, I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND SAY A BOOK, A BOOK. DEIRDRE: GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER! STEVE: A BOOK. DEIRDRE: HEY! STEVE: ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO. IF THEY REPLACED THE STATUE OF LIBERTY WITH A STATUE OF STEVE HARVEY, NAME SOMETHING HE MIGHT BE HOLDING IN HIS HAND. SHA'MIE: I'M GONNA SAY A TIE, STEVE. STEVE: A TIE. A TIE! ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO. IF THEY REPLACED THE STATUE OF LIBERTY WITH A STATUE OF STEVE HARVEY, NAME SOMETHING HE MIGHT BE HOLDING. CRYSTAL: I'M GONNA GO WITH A SCRIPT. STEVE: A WHAT? CRYSTAL: A SCRIPT, LIKE A MOVIE SCRIPT, TV SCRIPT, SCRIPT. STEVE: A SCRIPT. ALL RIGHT, CHRIS. COME ON, MAN. WE GOT TWO STRIKES NOW. WE GOT TO BE CAREFUL. THE HLAS FAMILY CAN STEAL. IF THEY REPLACED THE STATUE OF LIBERTY WITH A STATUE OF STEVE HARVEY, NAME SOMETHING HE MIGHT BE HOLDING IN HIS HAND. CHRIS: THIS MIGHT BE A STRETCH, STEVE... STEVE: UH-HUH. CHRIS: BUT I'M GONNA WITH COMB FOR YOUR MUSTACHE TO KEEP YOUR MUSTACHE--YOUR MUSTACHE IS ALWAYS ON POINT. YOUR MUSTACHE IS ON POINT. COME ON NOW. COME ON NOW. STEVE: A COMB. IF THEY REPLACED THE STATUE OF LIBERTY WITH A STATUE OF STEVE HARVEY, NAME SOMETHING HE MIGHT BE HOLDING IN HIS HAND. JOE: WHAT YOU GOT IN YOUR HAND RIGHT NOW, STEVE, A CARD, A "FAMILY FEUD" CARD. STEVE: A CARD. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] "MISS COLOMBIA"? OH! "MISS COLOMBIA." OH, MY GOD. THAT'S SO FUNNY. OH, HO. OH. OH, GO--GOOD ONE, GUYS. GOOD ONE. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] NUMBER 7. AUDIENCE: BIG FAT CUBAN. STEVE: YEAH! 6. AUDIENCE: COGNAC/BOOZE. STEVE: UH, I DON'T REALLY DRINK. NUMBER 4. AUDIENCE: BURRITO/FOOD. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: A BURRITO? NUMBER 3. POINT VALUES ARE DOUBLE, FELLAS. WE GOT THE TOP 7 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. BESIDES STEVE HARVEY HIMSELF, NAME AN ACTOR YOU'D LIKE TO SEE PLAY STEVE HARVEY IN THE STEVE HARVEY MOVIE. JOEY: DENZEL WASHINGTON. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: DENZEL WASHINGTON. RODNEY: WILL SMITH. STEVE: WILL SMITH. WAYNE: HEY, GOOD ANSWER. JOEY: WE'RE GONNA PLAY, STEVE. STEVE: YEAH, THIS IS GONNA BE INTERESTING. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] ALL RIGHT, BREANNA. BESIDES STEVE HARVEY HIMSELF, NAME AN ACTOR YOU'D LIKE TO SEE PLAY STEVE HARVEY IN THE STEVE HARVEY MOVIE. BREANNA: UH, DONALD TRUMP? [LAUGHTER] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] RIGHT? STEVE: DID YOU UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION? [LAUGHTER] BREANNA: OH. STEVE: BESIDES STEVE HARVEY HIMSELF, NAME AN ACTOR... BREANNA: OH, SHOOT! MATT: HA HA! STEVE: NOW...MY CAREER IS DOWN TO WHERE ANY 70-YEAR-OLD WHITE DUDE COULD BE ME. [LAUGHTER] DONALD TRUMP! BREANNA: AW. MATT: MAN. HOW'S IT GOING? STEVE: MATT, BESIDES STEVE HARVEY HIMSELF, NAME AN ACTOR YOU'D LIKE TO SEE PLAY STEVE HARVEY IN THE STEVE HARVEY MOVIE. MATT: ONLY THE BEST VOICE. MORGAN FREEMAN. BREANNA: ALL RIGHT. GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: HEH! [DEEP VOICE] LIE. I FELT REAL CUTE WITH DENZEL AND WILL. IT WAS ACTUALLY LIKE AN UPGRADE FOR ME. MORGAN FREEMAN. COME ON, JOE. WE GOT TWO STRIKES NOW. YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL. THE CARROLL FAMILY CAN STEAL. BESIDES STEVE HARVEY HIMSELF, NAME AN ACTOR YOU'D LIKE TO SEE PLAY STEVE HARVEY IN THE STEVE HARVEY MOVIE. JOE: WELL, STEVE, I CAN SEE A LOT OF RESEMBLANCE BETWEEN YOU AND THE ROCK. I GOT TO SAY THE ROCK, MAN. SHANA: GOOD ANSWER! JOE: PUMPIN' YOU UP, BABY. STEVE: YEAH. JOE: I'M PUMPIN' YOU UP. STEVE: HO HO! YEAH. JOE: YES, SIR, BABY. SHANA: WHOO! GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER. IT AIN'T GONNA BE UP THERE... SHANA: IT'S A GREAT ANSWER. STEVE: BUT I SURE LIKE THE WAY YOU'RE THINKING, BOY. JOE: HA HA HA! STEVE: COME ON. PLEASE, HEAVENLY FATHER, IF YOU WOULD, SOMEHOW, MAKE ME THE ROCK! [AUDIENCE GROANS] WAYNE: LET'S GO, BABY. STEVE: WELL, THIS OUGHT TO BE INTERESTING. BESIDES STEVE HARVEY HIMSELF, NAME AN ACTOR YOU'D LIKE TO SEE PLAY STEVE HARVEY IN THE STEVE HARVEY MOVIE. WAYNE: I WOULD LOVE TO SEE CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER PLAY YOU. RUKSANA: GOOD ANSWER. BRING IT HOME. STEVE: THAT'S MY BOY. RUKSANA: YES, THAT'S RIGHT. STEVE: YEAH, YEAH, WE'RE NOT EVEN CL--THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND IN THIS BUSINESS. RUKSANA: THAT'S THE BEST PERSON THAT WOULD KNOW YOU. STEVE: NO, HE'S NOT. WAYNE: HA HA HA! STEVE: MY MAIN MAN, CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER. ["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS] NUMBER 7? AUDIENCE: JAMIE FOXX. STEVE: HA HA HA! I JUST SAW JAMIE. 6? AUDIENCE: SAMUEL L. JACKSON. STEVE: HE JUST BE IN THERE CUSSIN'. MY MAN. NUMBER 4? AUDIENCE: KEVIN HART. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: NUMBER TWO? AUDIENCE: EDDIE MURPHY. STEVE: ONE? HEH. NAME A REASON IT WOULD BE GREAT TO HAVE STEVE HARVEY AS YOUR FATHER. BAYLEIGH: HE'S RICH. STEVE: YES. YES. [LAUGHTER, CHEERING, AND APPLAUSE] GIRL, YOU BETTER-- YOU BETTER JUMP ON YOUR BUZZER. HE RICH. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] BAYLEIGH: WE'RE GONNA PLAY, STEVE. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] BRE: WHOO! STEVE: [LAUGHS] HEY, GIRL, [INDISTINCT] [LAUGHTER] OK. ALL RIGHT. COME ON. UH, NAME A REASON IT'D BE GREAT TO HAVE STEVE HARVEY AS YOUR FATHER. BRE: I'LL SAY FAMOUS. CELEBRITY. BAYLEIGH: GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: FAMOUS. [BUZZ] [AUDIENCE GROANS] BRE: AAH! STEVE: MISS ROBIN, NAME A REASON IT'D BE GREAT TO HAVE STEVE HARVEY AS YOUR FATHER. ROBIN: HE'S FUNNY! STEVE: FUNNY. BRE: YES. YES. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: HEY, MIKE, GIVE ME A REASON IT'D BE GREAT TO HAVE STEVE HARVEY AS YOUR FATHER. MICHAEL: HIS INFLUENCE, STEVE. STEVE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? MICHAEL: WHO HE KNOWS. WHO HE'S CONNECTED WITH. STEVE: INFLUENCE. CONNECTIONS. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] BRITTANY, GIVE ME A REASON IT'D BE GREAT TO HAVE STEVE HARVEY AS YOUR FATHER. BRITTANY: HE'S HANDSOME. WOMAN: GOOD ANSWER! WHOO! GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: YEAH. YEAH. DAMN SHAME THAT AIN'T GONNA BE UP THERE. [LAUGHTER] HE HANDSOME. IT AIN'T GONNA BE UP THERE, MISSY. [BUZZ] [AUDIENCE GROANS] NO. I'M GOOD. DON'T--YOU AIN'T GOT TO FEEL BAD FOR ME. I'M COMFORTABLE WITH IT. I'VE KNOWN THIS FOR YEARS. [LAUGHTER] MY MAMA TOLD ME WHEN I WAS 9, SHE TOLD ME. SHE SAID, "LISTEN, BABY, WE DON'T HAVE ATTRACTIVE MEN IN OUR FAMILY." [LAUGHTER] "YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE CUTE." BAYLEIGH: AWW. STEVE: "JUST LEARN HOW TO TREAT WOMEN WITH RESPECT. IF YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF A WOMAN AND A FAMILY LIKE YOUR DADDY DO, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO GET YOU A WIFE AND HAVE A NICE FAMILY. BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET ONE BECAUSE YOU'RE CUTE." BAYLEIGH: AWW. STEVE: NO, THAT'S TRUE. THAT'S-- I'M OK WITH THAT. Y'ALL AIN'T GOTTA FEEL BAD. MOST MEN IN HERE NOT CUTE. [LAUGHTER] REALLY. [LAUGHTER] WE'LL BE ON COMMERCIAL BREAK. I'LL SHOW YOU. [LAUGHTER] ALL RIGHT, DARLING, WE GOT TWO STRIKES. YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL. HARRIS FAMILY CAN STEAL. GIVE ME A REASON IT WOULD BE GREAT TO HAVE STEVE HARVEY AS YOUR FATHER. BAYLEIGH: HE KNOWS HOW TO HAVE A FUN TIME. STEVE: YOU BETTER SAY SOMETHING. BRITTANY: YEAH. GOOD ANSWER, BAYLEIGH. STEVE: AND WE WILL BE HAVING FUN. BOY. HE KNOWS HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. FUN. [BUZZ] [AUDIENCE GROANS] [CYNTHIA SHOUTING] STEVE: NAME A REASON IT WOULD BE GREAT TO HAVE STEVE HARVEY AS YOUR FATHER. KATE: HE'S GENEROUS. STEVE: HE'S GENEROUS. [BUZZ] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] NUMBER 6. AUDIENCE: ADVICE/GUIDANCE. STEVE: NUMBER 5. AUDIENCE: GREAT VACAYS. STEVE: WHOO WHOO WHOO! NUMBER 4. POINT VALUES ARE DOUBLE. TOP 6 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD, LADIES. NAME THE HAIRIEST PART OF STEVE HARVEY'S BODY. DIVON: HIS MUSTACHE! STEVE: HIS MUSTACHE. DIVON: HEYYYYY! DO IT TO ME, DO IT TO ME, DO IT TO ME. WE GONNA PLAY? WE GONNA PLAY, STEVE! STEVE: OK. DIVON: WHOO! PLAY! WE'RE GONNA PLAY! STEVE: ALL RIGHT, D'METRIUS, LET'S GO. NAME THE HAIRIEST PART OF STEVE HARVEY'S BODY. D'METRIUS: HIS BACK. STEVE: HIS BACK. DIVON: GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: MY BACK. NATALIE: WHOO! STEVE: HEY, NATALIE, HOW YOU DOIN'? NATALIE: HI. I'M FINE. STEVE: GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. IS D'METRIUS YOUR SON? NATALIE: YES, HE IS. VANESSA: YES. DIVON: YEAH! STEVE: SO, THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED. OHH! 'CAUSE THIS THE OTHER SEMI-CALM ONE IN THE FAMILY. SEMI. SHE HAS MOMENTS NOW, WHEN SHE'S AFFECTED BY HER. 'CAUSE SHE IS THE RINGLEADER, AND SHE'S SECOND-IN-COMMAND. VANESSA: HEY, HEY. STEVE: GARY JUST OVER HERE. [LAUGHTER] MISS NATALIE, NAME THE HAIRIEST PART OF STEVE HARVEY'S BODY. NATALIE: I'M GONNA SAY YOUR CHEST. STEVE: CHEST. DIVON: YES! GOOD ANSWER! WHOO! STEVE: VANESSA-- VANESSA: YES. STEVE: NAME THE HAIRIEST PART OF STEVE HARVEY'S BODY. VANESSA: YOUR LEGS, STEVE. STEVE: YOUR LEGS. YEAH. VANESSA: WHOO! STEVE: GARY, HOW YOU DOIN' TODAY? GARY: I'M DOIN' GOOD TODAY. HOW ABOUT YOURSELF, STEVE? STEVE: GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. YOU HANGIN' IN NOW, MAN. GARY: YES, SIR. YES, SIR. STEVE: APPRECIATE YOU BEIN' THE CALMIN' FORCE HERE. GARY: SOMEBODY GOT TO BE A ROCK, GOTTA BE A ROCK. STEVE: SOMEBODY GOT--YOU IT. GARY: THAT'S IT. STEVE: YOU IT. WELL, LET'S GO. NAME THE HAIRIEST PART OF STEVE HARVEY'S BODY. GARY: GONNA GO WITH UNDERARMS. STEVE: UNDERARMS. VANESSA: GOOD ANSWER! DIVON: YEAH! YES! VANESSA: BRING IT ON! GARY: LET'S GO! DIVON: CHING CHING! YES! STEVE: ONE ANSWER LEFT. IT'S GONNA BE HARD TO PULL THIS ONE OUT. DIVON: OK. STEVE: DIVON, NAME THE HAIRIEST PART OF STEVE--I'M SO SCARED. [LAUGHTER] NAME THE...HAIRIEST PART OF STEVE HARVEY'S BODY. DIVON: BUTT. VANESSA: WHOO! GOOD ANSWER. GARY: GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER. D'METRIUS: GOOD ANSWER. GARY: GOOD ANSWER. FOR THE MONEY! VANESSA: WHOO! YES! GARY: FOR MONEY. DIVON: I'M SORRY. I'M TRYIN' TO GET THIS BAD! STEVE: BUTT. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] DIVON: GO WITH THE BUTT! YES! HA HA HA! TOP 8 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. HERE WE GO. [SIGHS] STEVE HARVEY... [AUDIENCE TITTERING] YOU KNOW, WHEN THEY START LIKE THAT, I JUST... [LAUGHTER] STEVE HARVEY IS COMING TO YOUR DINNER PARTY. WHAT MIGHT YOU ASK HIM TO BRING? LABORA: COGNAC. STEVE: COGNAC. COGNAC. PASS OR PLAY? WOMAN: WE'RE GONNA PLAY, STEVE. STEVE: "PLAY, STEVE." ALL RIGHT. DERRICK, STEVE HARVEY COMIN' TO YOUR DINNER PARTY. WHAT MIGHT YOU ASK ME TO BRING? DERRICK: WHY, SINCE IT BEING YOU, STEVE HARVEY, I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA BRING GOOD DESSERTS. STEVE: GOOD DESSERTS. MAN: GOOD ANSWER, POP. GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. DERRICK: YEAH! ALL RIGHT! WHOO! ALL RIGHT. STEVE: BUT--BUT THE WHOLE DAMN DINNER, THOUGH? [LAUGHTER] LABORA: HA HA HA HA! STEVE: DAISHA, STEVE HARVEY'S COMIN TO YOUR DINNER PARTY. WHAT YOU WANT ME TO BRING? DAISHA: I WANT YOU TO BRING SOME GOOD CIGARS. STEVE: YEAH! DERRICK: YEAH! GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: YEAH! I'M BRINGING ALL THE CIGARS. [BUZZER] MERRIETS: OHH! STEVE: ALL RIGHT, CAMERON. LET'S GO, MAN. STEVE HARVEY COMIN' TO YOUR DINNER PARTY. WHAT MIGHT YOU ASK HIM TO BRING? CAMERON: I'M GONNA SAY THE JOKES, THE LAUGHS. STEVE: THE JOKES. CAMERON: YES, SIR. DERRICK: YEAH, GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: HEY, DE VON, STEVE HARVEY COMIN' TO YOUR DINNER PARTY. WHAT MIGHT YOU ASK HIM TO BRING? DE VON: ONE OF HIS NICE CARS. STEVE: ONE OF THEM NICE CARS. ALL RIGHT. [BUZZER] AUDIENCE: AWW... STEVE: LABORA, WE GOT 2 STRIKES. YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL. JOHN FAMILY CAN STEAL. LABORA: I WOULD ASK YOU TO BRING SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS. CAMERON: GOOD ANSWER, MAMA. GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: BRING FRIENDS. [BUZZER] AUDIENCE: AWW... [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] STEVE: STEVE HARVEY'S COMIN' TO YOUR DINNER PARTY. WHAT MIGHT YOU ASK HIM TO BRING? SARA: YOU'RE GONNA BRING SOME CELEBRITIES. STEVE: BRING SOME CELEBRITIES. SOME CELEBRITIES. [BUZZER] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] NUMBER 8. AUDIENCE: HIS SMILING SELF. STEVE: 7. AUDIENCE: MUZZLE/MOUTH TAPE. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: I AIN'T GOT TO COME TO YOUR STINK HOUSE. HOW 'BOUT THAT? 6. AUDIENCE: WEED! OHH! [LAUGHTER] STEVE: NUMBER 4. AUDIENCE: FAMILY. STEVE: 3. AUDIENCE: MONEY/COVER CHARGE.
