Booger Monster

dad okay yeah oh gosh dad yeah hey buddy hey uh yeah buddy I'm really dad yeah I need to go sleep with you and mommy no you don't yeah so it's three in the morning next thing I know there's a booger monster under my bad dad there's a booger monster under my bed I know there's a booger monster under my bed which is not a booger monster under your bed dad there is no there's no yes No well if there's a booger monster into your bed it's because you keep wiping your boogers under there all right you quit wiping the boogers the booger monster go away dad what I'm cereal dad I'm cereal okay I'm cereal you're what I'm cereal dad I'm cereal I'm cereal no flaking yes no yeah snow flake and dad yeah very very funny okay quit treating me like a flute fruit loop okay all right I'm sick I'm cereal hey hey hey don't make me sugar smack you dad yeah dad yeah dad yeah such a Franken berry okay listen I just I really I really am hey hey give me the total answer dad if you keep doing this I'm gonna just tell you the cheerio and then you're gonna be a trouble okay because I'm being I'm being cereal with you here I would never leave you you're my lucky charm I am a little Coco Puffs Boo Berry oh that's funny hey Dad yeah I'm scared because there's a booger booger box under my bed anything Oh sipping your mom there's a booger monster under your bed I need go sleep with you and mom okay no you don't need to go City please me no now listen does your booger monster how do you know there's a booger monster well because his name is Sebastian his name is Sebastian any and he's my booger monster your booger monster's name Sebastian yes no you just need to sleep in here no no I'm a good mom mom don't wake up your mom why cuz she's nicer than me listen you don't want to go sleep with mom onna I do no way am i oh you know I don't know because we got our own booger monster we got yeah oh yeah that's it there's a booger monster in our in our bed you have a booger monster in your room - yes you do yes it's it's it's it's awful it has icy cold toes and prickly legs and snores like a banshee Wow hey Dad yeah well what's a banshee I don't know but it's north of lair Wow hi dad yeah what my my burger monsters name is Sebastian yeah what's your burger monster's name uh Carol Carol yeah like the same name is mom a new don't figure that one out yeah hold the phone someone oughta tell mom I will save yourself hey hey buddy I need you to keep that just between you and me why mom should know no it would just scare mom scares me no no let's just keep that between you and me okay and when you wake up tomorrow they'll be at Andrew Jackson than your piggy bank all right I don't do what that is no okay all right hi hey cat how old am I I think you for four yeah yeah I'm a dad I don't keep track of that yeah yeah Oh dad I got a question for you sure shoot you got a full head of hair do not four years old yeah I got nothing what's that about dad dad can just go pick on me you don't need to listen to those kids no they call me q-ball I know I don't even know what that means but my self-esteem is getting knob I don't know what that means listen dr. Phil is calling my house you know I'm saying dad why is that meanie well your head looks like dr. Phil no listen listen your mom and I have been talking to a specialist uh-huh and we're gonna go tomorrow in fact if you sleep tonight uh-huh we're taking the specialist tomorrow huh uh-huh the specialist is gonna do a transplant oh he's gonna pull all that hair off your back and put it on the top of your head and the kids will be jealous cuz you're gonna have a lot of curly hair up there it's gonna be great man when you wake up dead at 3:00 he's not so nice dad yeah let me just go slip in your mouth no yes you don't need to yeah well tell me what I understand listen let's just define this situation uh-huh okay yeah I am the dad you're the daddy I'm the dad you're the daddy hi Daddy I saw daddy hi son hey daddy hey sir hi dad yeah we got your daddy right you're the daddy hey daddy hey daddy didn't Eddie yeah yeah my daddy daughter Betty I'm the daddy or the daddy and you and I'm the daddy no no no no no snow I'm the daddy in yours and I'm the grandpa no ho no you're not the grandpa no no no I look like him yes that's where you get that yes on your mom's side that's right yeah yeah I'm your daddy yeah and you are that weird uncle no he always says pull my finger I have no I what does that mean I don't know but don't pull it okay all right disaster happens when you pull that hey I'm the daddy and you're the son on the side yeah and the daddy daddy loves his son now you love song and if the daddy loves his son you're gonna keep me safe look um here's the thing do you know that that is good yes you're good do you know that daddy wants the best for you yes all right do you know that daddy's always here for you yes that's what I need you to know sometimes life is gonna get scary and yeah maybe you feel like you've got a booger monster but you know what we all got booger monsters I mean when you're little they live under your bed when you're a teenage boy you're booger monster is teenage girls you know scary we can't figure him out all right but then when you get older you have other booger monsters things that are tough in life but you don't worry about them you can't live your life scared you have to believe that your daddy is good and wants the best for you just as I have to believe that my daddy is good and what's the best for me even though life sometimes gets scary okay okay daddy all right okay that make more sense yeah - yeah daddy yeah I'm the daddy and I'm the son I'm the son and daddy is daddy is good that's right daddy is good and I yep time yeah and I'm in sunny in the Sun is good no then the Sun is bold yes but the Sun is something else the Sun is going to go to sleep the Sun needs to sleep with mommy and daddy mom no your mom here listen I can tell you a secret about the booger monster you have Sebastian yes you know that Bastian yes how do you know Sebastian well he was my booger monster when I was a little town yeah no I got a stay here's the thing if you will go back to sleep uh-huh stay in your bed and I do not leave your bedroom no makeup pee-pee until 8:30 to 9:30 Wow all right a long time without all you need your rest okay dad so if you'll stay in your bed till 9:30 don't let your feet touch the ground okay daddy hey then you'll be okay okay daddy you understand I think so Daddy all right okay can i dad oh and if your feet do touch the ground before 9:30 there's a consequence he'll eat you good night son sleep well you

Channel: The Skit Guys

Views: 377,099

Rating: 4.9114041 out of 5

Keywords: father, fear, ipod, protection, son, parents, parenting, family, boogie, man, scared, love, funny, child, kid, humor, comedy, skit, guys

Id: _pBNK4dvZMI

Length: 9min 6sec (546 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 19 2009