[Full stream] - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door [Part 12]

[Music] foreign [Music] so [Music] my [Music] so [Music] wow [Music] this is the best part get ready to like tribal sour please i don't even know how i'm like trying to do it in real life [Music] you can i think there's a quick in this one hell yeah hell yeah there must be a name for that specific type of like rhythm this is that exotica music i was telling you guys about [Music] it's the racist music it's from that album ritual of the savage it's actually kind of banger though sup ape mario now i don't get half the [ __ ] like anime weeb memes that are on this thing i guess this is an official games repainted cover but i just i sure right you're gonna do more paper mario it's been a little while i i'm gonna say it i'm kind of burnt out on this game i'm experiencing the same thing i had with uh mario rpg we're like halfway through i'm like all right just end just end i hope that doesn't happen with the mario and luigi rpgs i really seem to remember those being particularly fun and i'm gonna play those eventually and i really hope i don't get burnt out on those but it it happened with the paper with the mario rpg streams back when i had like zero viewers i'm sure some of those streams still have like 200 views to this day [Music] actually god that's almost perfect [Music] ma so we're on the train level i just looked up where to go by the way apparently i need to go talk to the uh the guy at the front so i'm gonna do that oh good yeah i i think i'm just not built for rpgs i've said it before uh can you guys see in here all right per patch how's your stash when the sun rises i wakey wakey and when it sets i tuck in for snoozer time that is uh not exactly the kind of dialect i would expect from a pirate oh that's so good okay thank you patch for keeping us abreast of all your uh news set abreast right as it unpaused and we saw flurries titties mario rpg in particular was a pretty rocky this guy's head makes me feel weird quite quiet this morning oh too quiet there's some [ __ ] schmutz on the windshield so we saw a few of these guys in the little side area and it's called smorg right yeah i love how flurries dialogue like at the tail of her dialogue box is just never pointed at the correct part of her it's like coming out her cheek right now it's just because she floats in the air they just didn't account for that because the text box is always the same size and it's always at the same part of the screen they can make small ones i guess [Music] check on the passengers okay uh so good uh so i think just just thinking about uh the ign guide that i looked at i think it's said to go to the luggage room next and also said to do a bunch of other [ __ ] that i didn't care about doing and i was like nope oh [ __ ] look at that they're completely surrounded us they've completely surrounded us dude this is not even i should just get on the yoshi hmm double six this is the detective guy's room let's just check on him okay good i think that's his room okay oh look yeah i think no the guy was gone earlier here they are oh wow foods smorg smort smork oh mercy me oh [ __ ] girl is in here can i blow them oh [ __ ] i can uh girl poor conductor who's for some reason at the back of the train i guess i did you know what i don't really know how trains work so you know she no longer has like wobbly ghost texts a lot of people have been saying oh late stream it's nine o'clock grandpa take a night quill wait what the [ __ ] did he say okay well i need to get up there oh right i got the like omega jump didn't i oh maybe hold on you can't like go side to side here i think i need to grab the pipe [ __ ] flurry before you just like skated over that whole thing um i can't the pipe is like oh no i can grab it from there okay i thought the perspective i thought it was like above that shelf thing but no a big shout out i went through that whole sequence without anybody backseating me thanks guys uh look at that z fighting i don't even know if that's really what that is but genuinely i appreciate it i'm not trying to be sassy um [ __ ] this is quite the scenario i can't blow them i know i can blow them oh i was like on a little ledge thing oh they're going nuts this is yet another like sprite [ __ ] moment by the way uh maybe hammer would be good too really anything there's so many methods um there's a lot of them there are a lot of them i wish they would get in front of me so flurry could just blow a billion of them away come on yeah yeah i like that i just want to see him go absolutely nuts this is fun by the way this is really long okay these clouds remind me of looper do you guys remember the weird cloud in looper that was like weird to show that that was like the same time oh god oh jesus it's got all the people in it the fat guy's like oh he's still got his fork it's like joltaro in part three how even when he's dangling off of a car that's like sinking into the ground he's got one hand in his pocket as the other one is like hanging on for tear life [Music] oh good we're just doing this okay [ __ ] well i hope i win it's not too much backtracking if i lose okay uh let's use the [ __ ] like omega bomb move didn't i get the like best move in the game and then never use it i was thinking about that the other day i like bolted up right nine fp okay bob bomb asked oh right this music this is some cool music smork smorgan miasma oh [ __ ] okay great great grey nice [ __ ] deleted him okay um did i just like skip straight to the second phase what is this i think it's like weakened momentarily yeah it's flailing around good uh just bombed i don't know i like how when he's really close to them his walk speed is so slow it's just sitting there i like this maybe i should use a star move [ __ ] [ __ ] [Applause] okay it's got goons oh my god they really hang out there for a while you're hitting me with the other passengers i gotta stop trying to perfect guard this hokey [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] um let's just uh use the art attack it's pretty good yeah sure i actually don't know what counts here okay good i was like i don't really know how this works in retrospect all right kill those things can it can it go now [ __ ] okay well this is just gonna be wasting time i guess oh i could have just done that too [Applause] all right that's fine we're burning through the fp here oh [ __ ] did i just narrowly avoid getting hit by a soda can there oh [ __ ] i have not got all three uh poison shrooms not yet at least oh man i've got that double item space right i took everything out of the shop that was the one thing i did off stream was i was like i want every item even the [ __ ] dried shroom i'm a sicko um let's just power bounce on this [ __ ] look um okay i can see its health because i got the peekaboo badge good shouldn't be too much longer maybe one more phase yeah my god oh oh i thought it was gonna like snap around me oh this is weird the claw jesus ten ten okay interesting well it's only got seven health uh let's just try earth tremor [ __ ] it that works on this i'm pretty sure are you versed in mario lore uh yes too much probably i don't know like everything oh [ __ ] oh i really messed up there it's gonna barely do anything sad okay well i've got bom bombast here what is that supposed to mean like bombastic e i should do it cool but yeah i know a little too much please don't have another phase okay thank you there's a little face there's a little like face in the star points in the stars it's 419 i should have saved the smoke bite the the smoke fight for later just one more day oh they were all overlapping each other by the way thank you it's like all you did for three days was save us everyone's safe now right he thinks i'm luigi that is the one funny thing about this [ __ ] penguin guy he thinks i'm luigi i i don't know several people asked what is the most obscure mario lore i know i did that's that's not really something that i can go to off the top of my head something i was thinking about recently is the difference between a fire bubble or a lava bubble and a potabo but that's not even that obscure everybody knows that poshly heights marius uh kirby lore i know nothing about like nothing i played kirby's dream goddamn land that's it i guess i played air ride too but at some point i will just like marathon a bunch of [ __ ] kirby games i think i'm gonna i might do that with kirby or mega man or something because there's some series that i've just never touched on stream you know um if i recall correctly the difference is that potabo's have eyes they're the little fire things that come out of the lava that go uh potabos have eyes lava bubbles don't i believe i think i might actually have it mixed around i don't know but i have tons of kirby games listed on the thing and i have hella nostalgia for kirby's dreamland on the game boy that [ __ ] that [ __ ] takes me way back uh am i meant to like do anything just get off i think because we're at the stop most obscure i don't know [Music] i am thinking about it because i want to flex my knowledge so i think we fight like the the shadow sirens and duplis here is it weird that getting off the train okay when you get off of a moving vehicle and you're on and you're on land and you're just like ah like yes like i don't get a ton of like motion sickness or anything but where you're just like ah solid ground we're not moving anymore yes i just got that relief after getting off like a fictional train in a mario game i don't know why i'm very immersed clearly hmm i just have invaded someone's home uh is that what is this suspicious mark uh i don't know you guys what is this okay whatever okay spotted thought the game was going to [ __ ] crash there oh that's hurting water cool thank you game and that's just a border okay wonderful wonderful wonderful [Music] i can go through that strange mark oh right right right right right i didn't even realize that was a hole it looks like oh yeah the wallpaper is slightly like misaligned it looks like the wallpaper was like continual there there we go hp [Applause] [Music] okay it's possible that the paper mario universe exists inside of the mario and luigi rpg's universe according to paper jam aka the literal worst mario game ever that's from a chat member uh we've we recalled in this playthrough there are references to the mario luigi rpgs in this game you get a bottle of chacoa cola in this game just like straight up this lady's awfully calm after getting kidnapped by a tentacle monster she's been through it before good my plan is to have this game in celeste done by the end of the week because i want to get a twitch scraps video out that has both these games in it but i don't know if that's going to be a thing might actually end up splitting the twitch scraps in two actually the crowbar snaps in two also i knew something was gonna be behind there it's a shitty in coupon okay i don't want to talk to the powerpuff girls something back here too no uh celeste certainly could be its own video i mean i'm gonna do a speed run for that if that's what you mean but i'm not gonna edit all like 11 or 12 streams of it no way what a lovely hotel i did see that friday night funkin is kickstarting a full game i that is how i learned that it wasn't a full game yeah i thought it was already a thing okay this is just a bed is this where i get romantic with madame flurry what is that what is the [ __ ] point of this can i even rest in the bed no um oh i have to pay oh this is just an in basically okay it's a fancy in the most obscure pieces of mario or we've only been found in the old mangas someone says uh there's also the the journey to rescue princess peach the like direct to vhs japanese-only cartoon [ __ ] me where uh there's like they have a companion that's like this weird little caterpillar guy it's not a wiggler it's like a green little like caterpillar dog thing and then at the end when they rescue princess peach mary and luigi rescue princess peach a little caterpillar thing turns into like a prince like a handsome prince and then princess peach just gets with him and maya and luigi are like mamma mia it's amazing that's an obscure bit of lore right that isn't in because it literally has the [ __ ] bed sign out in front of it do you have to say welcome to you isn't that like a hipster movie no welcome to me that was that movie about the lady who wins the lottery and gets a a show of her own fresh pasta i am italian 50 coins what is it what is the dollars to coins ratio actually i think game theory [ __ ] did a video that was like how much is a mario coin worth so i shouldn't even joke oh it's just an invisible wall lovely poking around for secrets might not be a super long stream i'm probably just going to finish the chapter and get out of here wow take your time to soak in all its majesty nobody pronounces majesty like majesty he's got a little is that the dk barrel train from a double dash and there was another one on the shelf above it too i don't really recognize that is it like for a second i'm like spirit tracks but i think this was before spirit tracks time i feel like those two trains have got to be references it's just oh it's just the train i just rode on okay um nothing over here okay actually i didn't even listen to what this guy said oh shiver city and i think we go there later right that's like russia basically oh the lower one is the paper mario 64 train i guess cool i don't even know there was a train in that game i never beat that game i got like halfway through that game this one i got like 99 of the way through and then stopped and i was sort of thinking about that the other day i was like how did i give up like so close to the end of the game and without that much resistance from the final boss i just lost like a few times and uh and now i'm like oh yeah i was probably just burnt out as [ __ ] the train is the second world what huh i guess i just don't remember it because i know i got to i got up to like the jungle world with uh [ __ ] like koopa the explorer i forget his name sanctum manager my dear luigi this guy's got the best music it's kind of quiet he's the sanctum manager oh okay he's just a massive [ __ ] dweeb by the way i've been keeping it wow that was convenient i've been keeping an eye on it uh but let me know if you guys are getting like crusty frames at any point we were having some issues when there was uh when we were doing the uh shadow of the colossus stream there was a little shadow of the colossus so i'm keeping an eye on it right now it i think it's been fine don't leave without me slick wow they just [ __ ] broke a window you'd think they used like ghost magic to get in there but duples just had to break a window wow you spoke so quickly that he got everything across in one word oh that was a red herring it was literally red and penguins love herring i forgot this guy is the sanctum manager i do know where it is okay oh [ __ ] you oh okay whatever that's probably just like a switch i gotta hit there's there's something so i see now i don't see so these are just here so you can like align yourself properly it's kind of interesting okay i'm sad that i can't just jump up and grab onto it again i gotta do like the whole rigmarole oh in fact i literally [ __ ] can't do it i have to do a full jump oh that sucks so i have to go back down to do that put all your puzzle solving skills to the test and do a new puzzle i guess there was one other instance there's like the tutorial where they made me climb on these pipes and then there's one other time they did it so that's fine it's not like i got stuck okay cool cool music it's actually the the sound reminds me of bonfire noise in dark souls i see a switch over there i was kind of hoping after he was like put all your [ __ ] like amazing sleuthing skills to the test mario i was really hoping that he was gonna just there's just gonna be a switch like right there you know it was gonna be like well done mr potter 15 points to gryffindor so there was another path there i think there might be a squeak grit oh look at that that's cute that's so cute super paper mario had all sorts of like cute [ __ ] like that too so i never i i don't think i ever went across this one oh good well i tried can i maybe blow it good okay um i can't really think of anything that would deal with this i'm just gonna move on oops i don't know i don't want to jump out that broken window but i kind of doubt there's anything out there actually there might be something out there [Music] can i just blow them and sneak past everyone hold on i'm just vivian this [ __ ] actually if i get in a sticky situation okay but is this the real one [Music] okay good honestly good i know there's more though oh my god that's loud i just hear a little extra sound effect i just heard like a blur [Music] hidden craftily behind some ghosts colored ghosts extra special they're extra spooky and i'm not trying to be racist there [Music] okay maybe i should have gone through the uh the broken window actually hopefully i'll be able to peek around there again okay um oh look at this was this here before oh [ __ ] oh oh look the little pedestal is there that's a nice detail [ __ ] it let's go with the tried and true method [Music] nice oh i lost i didn't even realize one of them was holding a mushroom actually [Music] good oh oh [ __ ] well that sucks i don't know defend no appeal the swag move let me just go ahead and use my swag move [ __ ] i tried i really tried now you're gonna get [ __ ] like mulched good oh god that gave me a lot of star points comparatively to normal goons good good yeah sorry that's just going to be loud simply simply loud um i'm kind of glad they put little marks on the ground here but they also could have just had the shadow right am i crazy let's have the shadow the pipe going across whatever [Music] yahoo all right oh [ __ ] uh oh i think that's fine there's a thingy up there [Music] oh look l that's got to be the luigi badge this is nice i like this room i like the things this room is giving me [Music] i should put this on so that i guess it's here because the guy thinks i'm luigi that's thematic this game has really strong theming [Music] okay um does this cost no it doesn't [Music] put it on hell yeah still got an m weird also oh my god on [ __ ] supper mario broth insane new development in the in the flurry lore that little piece of gold that we see here is not her bracelet it's a metal mouthpiece that mario is using to blow through flurry so that is not confirmed her hand whatsoever alright new development shit's insane let's just go get the thing it's not her bracelet he's like blowing into an undisclosed part of her body he's gonna be like wow you really are luigi oh right this guy's an [ __ ] this guy's a secret [ __ ] how much intrigue can can we [ __ ] take now it's appropriate when he's calling me luigi all right oh [ __ ] okay sad place it on the pedestal oh oh we're just oh okay he's gonna try to like whap me on the back of the head i thought he i thought he was like oh put it back on the thing so that's where it was what a cunning plan this guy had so how did he get the key to the sanctum though if he's not really the sanctum owner maybe that'll be cleared up oh and that was the end of the okay now we're gonna do this [ __ ] falling for a fake crystal star that's a scening sorry dude i imagine all the ex-nuts have the voice of uh the bus driver from the simpsons hey look up dude you know what's his name otto i think what is it fool no joke dude i mean affirmative sir dude don't you feel it [Music] is peach gonna get naked for a fifth time in this child child game for baby she's been conditioned to like tech she's like oh finally oh wait maybe she can take off her clothes one more goddamn time god damn it it's like what okay and it's like no it's no different every time i think actually earlier i missed some opportunities for peach to take her clothes off too so it could have been more like six or seven i think the [ __ ] he he it's just kind of a bizarre fixation i do keep doing it but just kind of out of like morbid curiosity i'm like is does anything even change it doesn't seem like it weird and then she instantly like the transition through that door just destroys her hairdo there's an emancipation grill like in portal on that door it just like dissolves her new makeup and her like the hair tie if you don't take the shower every day then peach gets stinky and tech won't fall in love with her a conclusion you have to die by my hand the the way that this chapter ended but clearly the chapter is not actually over very bizarre we have to [ __ ] go i set the auto destruct grotus even the word grotus sounds like something otto would say they were gonna turn you into peach mulch oh weird she's pogging they were gonna use the power of her nudity to fuel the thousand-year door machine sometimes you like try to riff something it's just terrible just uh the moon but i wish you hadn't yeah peach you literal goddamn baby that moon how in the world tisktusk no peach how on the moon now that was a good riff is this like a whole thing i don't think we do this quite yet i think he's gonna be like we're gonna do it tomorrow escape escape escape escape escape he's playing tetris on his screen oh my god oh my god [Music] that sucks i genuinely feel bad this robot done [ __ ] up in my most paranoid moment i never thought my own computer would betray me [Music] weird that's a palpatine laugh he's palpatine [Music] delete the programs and data and throw peach into the peach mulch machine now we go into the combat sequence where peach has to whoop his ass it's not even like rpg combat it's like [ __ ] streets of rage oh they're gonna hard reset him he said i love you and did he say some [ __ ] in morse code or was that just random dots on they reset him to factory well that sucks that was a pretty effective cutscene he's like well they're planning some [ __ ] up [ __ ] oh no they caught us that's good that's good i'm gonna be honest most of those grotus scenes i'm just like i don't care i know he's evil you know i get it bowser's hung over his [ __ ] really kind of looked like his eyes were bloodshot even wasn't exactly glorious a weird [ __ ] paintbrush thing i can't get over it okay i hope i get to do another level as bowser i'm bowser baby good oh good it's the actual luigi man if only he was part of the video game he got to have his glory in uh super paper mario where he was a critical part of the story also oh you can get the funny number stupid what a dumb bit all right the meat oh so sad i [ __ ] up big time i'm talking big time oh [ __ ] oh i thought that was gonna be like a wario land three potion there's a scientist that throws a potion in wario land three god these levels are so short whatever and i died okay well you know what i got infinite lives let me get him let me get the [ __ ] meat this time okay i died in the [ __ ] like bowser section all right give me the meat give me the meatballs oh i thought i was like invincible there well i just continue to [ __ ] that up also i didn't realize i can [ __ ] ground pound as bowser it's like a specific bowser ground pound jump over this get the secret yeah oh coyote frame jump you gotta use my celeste knowledge sad so you probably gotta bring the power up there i don't even know what that is awesome i'm gonna intentionally die to this guy again sorry if you guys are annoyed by this actually i'm not oh [ __ ] i'm just gonna jump off good okay well i did wonderful that time tiny baby bowser i wanted to go see what the secret is [ __ ] [Music] sure it's something fish never gonna [ __ ] pump some iron you couldn't be more super you do have infinite lives that's why he always comes back this is a bit of war right here what's with all these there's a picture of jolene and like rock hawk this is like the trophy room i guess oh it's like the weight lifting room blitz pit i guess this is weird i feel like didn't didn't he already do this he already went back to this one he should be going on the train according to the formula oh [ __ ] you little punk weasel he's pointing right at the [ __ ] camera pov rockhawk's gonna come whoop your goddamn ass you're going to jail imported some super super freaks to up the difficulty level what like the the level that i just played the literal like one enemy that threw potions i like how in bowser's inside story you could actually fight as bowser [Applause] like if this was bowser's inside story we just straight up have a fight with this guy pain that was weirdly like modern sense of humor pain oh and he broke it you ate it entwine rock is [ __ ] dead oh my aching hair stop speaking in riddles ah i like liking this game this game has some highs and lows for me when it's good it's good when it's annoying it's [ __ ] annoying there's so much backtracking and we're still not yet to the omega backtrack sequence either yeah bowser's inside story is [ __ ] [Music] sick [Applause] all right [Music] you just got a love letter weird i'm on the moon yes the moon that floats out in space i was like i gotta jump really high they need my tits oh and she didn't she didn't get to type the rest of it she typed dot dot dot when she heard lord crump or [ __ ] grotus gradius coming into the room she just typed a little quick ellipses i love this guy screamy that's cool he's like the only guy that looks like that i'm pretty sure right cool luigi i couldn't give two shits honestly i'm not even gonna read the luigi story i i i realized the other day i don't even care i was meditating and i was like you know what i don't give a [ __ ] about the luigi story so uh just go down to the thousand year door i guess i think i can get it get there from either side but the way that i remember is on this side so i'm gonna take that path actually i think i i [ __ ] went the wrong way like 10 times go on the other side and there was actually a pretty simple way to get down there oh [ __ ] that is not the right pipe put down it you gotta hop back off and then on to it again i don't think this is the way you got to go through the one that's like get the great hold on dazzle i hate this guy this guy's great um i could just give like power plus just straight up i wish i just told you how many slots it took up right here rather than making you try to buy it and then he tells you um and mario's attack okay uh i kind of want to try this sure 6bp that's not bad at all actually hell yeah okay yeah eat ass i just gave you like 95 of my star bits and you're complaining that i didn't buy more what a weirdo [Music] e it's down here mario's been to space a lot of times not only this in mario odyssey but then you do it in mario land the main bad guy of mario land is like an alien like a purple alien this is weird i really thought that was a fake oh no okay wow i thought it just disappeared and like fizzled out weird so i guess after we do this i i swear we [ __ ] fight the like there was intrigue the [ __ ] penguin guy was a fraud so there has to be more stuff that goes on in that little arc but whatever galaxy galaxy 2 super paper mario absolutely the moon there was like a second image of the moon that folded out over the actual moon i don't know if that was an emulator glitch or what but i wish you hadn't thank you dude in just about every mario rpg you go to space at least yeah not not necessarily the moon i won't believe it i was like uh-huh uh-huh he nodded like five times there ah yes quite frankly i don't give a [ __ ] audio seems a bit quiet i like turned it up a little bit how does one get to the moon mario's like yahoo maya just goes on a rooftop oh he moved wow that's like level one one upside down from his perspective look at that that's a mario level in that book [Music] and from his perspective it's [ __ ] upside down smorg [Music] good do i really just have to wait like real time or is it like just leave the room i only assume this is a stupid like uh oh the real zip toad thought it was a newsletter what's up super sleuth for a no-name like you to brave danger and find my imposter was a thing i like forgot that was even a thing toad town golden toad two okay the toad warrior nice mad max reference in [ __ ] paper mario that's pretty funny was the other one a pun on in some movie too the toad warrior [Music] well good cool black screen i'm going to put on the uh the power badge too let's see here take off the charge i don't want that multi bounce is good power smash is good quake is good quick change is [ __ ] awesome peek-a-boo is like necessary [ __ ] uh power bounce is also great though i would consider taking off peekaboo quick change is the other one because one two three four five even taking off a two badge one here wouldn't really help so that kind of sucks so maybe do that and then go power plus oh wait oh i only need six not nine for some reason i had it in my head that was nine [ __ ] okay well uh put the uh i don't know plus uh i don't want the charges anymore honestly um there's so many it's kind of like overload here i guess let's just put this back on [ __ ] it good good okay and then i'm gonna save because i don't want to have to do that [ __ ] again okay so did i spend enough like real world time i need to somebody said to bounce up underneath this that is wow i was like you know what i'm going to try that because i literally would never have guessed to do that like not [ __ ] ever oh oh and that's a necessary thing to do okay wow yeah i absolutely would have got stuck there normally i'm not huge on backseating but i would never have guessed to do that because it's a massive chest and you get on the rooftops elsewhere whatever [Music] okay i [ __ ] it up so i'm gonna stop singing so it's just exactly the same isn't this like you get like omega twisty or something no same exact amount of twists want to try again she's like blushing kawaii be cute this is cute okay so now i can get through certain place there's a few places oh i'm luigi though you dumb idiot oh she doesn't want the final tutorial to end that's so cute okay cool you got the omega hammer uh so let's do this too before i forget talk to him from the side i got the thing right yeah i got the thing uh flurry let's power up flurry what am i doing my waifu shuzubi that's a great word i always say it that's how you can tell it's a good word it's when i say it aloud every single [Music] time um you can use smooch to boost mario's hp you tell me i can get the mouse to kiss mario stampede it's between yasi and miss mouse um i gotta go with yasi sorry the kiss is like funny and all that but uh i use yossi more i think [Music] no not shabooby you you filthy filthy people disgusting okay um cool i guess i don't really need to do anything i don't know why i opened the mini uh all right let's talk to the guy he's done reading he stepped away from his desk excellent timing i think i actually remember like have a vague memory of having to google that chest thing too it will blast you are we really done with the last chapter there was what's the penguin guy i'm really i've i've almost given up now an ultra hammer my yes they had to write specific dialogue not only for all the partners in the situation but they had to write two different versions of the dialogue there because you you can do this dialogue while having collected it or not having collected it i assume maybe not ah a surly bunch they're russian you may have to do a massive [ __ ] backtracking mission to use their cannon the worst [ __ ] like maybe the worst part of the game baby see that that wow i always feel like it's gonna crash uh so there was a the one that i remember there was like the one that was a shortcut room back to the other areas but there was another one like right here i think glad i have yasiya my yes oh hell yeah i don't even need to charge it up oh damn wow that was easy wait wait [Music] thought i was on to something uh oh maybe this is this is a way to get back up there oh and that's what that x is that's nice because otherwise you can't get back up there actually i think oh and that's a secret oh and you can't actually even get back up to that pipe from here this is just a secret maybe oh i feel like there was an invisible wall there oh [ __ ] that i feel like i could oh i really tried to jump right at the exact moment but it didn't happen and now even though i have an omega jump oh i didn't even jump but i hit the save block that was kind of cool even though i have an omega jump i can't get back up to that ledge because you can't move from side to side while doing the omega jump [Music] sucks [Music] okay time to go into russia this is just russia alright i guess we're doing this chapter i did i guess all right i guess the penguin guy is just a thing of the past we're just never going to learn all right maybe maybe i misinterpreted he and he was just saying oh so that's where it was as in he's just incompetent not he's a secret evil guy i swear you i i have like a false memory of you fighting the shadow sirens with duplas at the end of that i swear okay whatever [Music] he's just a dummy i get yeah i guess i was just confused he is just stupid sorry about the penguin right [Music] why do i leave real footprints this is kind of [ __ ] me up you guys thinking about this mario's leaving 3d footprints how does this happen oh [ __ ] i gotta maybe whack these trees good honestly good i'm glad yeah yes yes good [Music] oh oh slick [Music] all the load times are kind of slow today i don't know what's up with that slow tonight hey lloyd [Applause] [Laughter] that might as well be a jump scare in the shining when he laughs super like suddenly like that right at the camera like a crazy person that's a great that's a great scene i of course could have done gulp there but i don't really care enough i'm just gonna try to perfect guard this nice boom it just feels good to get the parries simply good some of these trees you can't even whack oh there's a secret thing there nice nice ice yeah there's nothing in these [ __ ] trees wow cunningly hidden cool um rock imagine they throw the rock and mario's skull [ __ ] cracks and he just starts bleeding ego raptor joke uh oh now i'd want to use gulp but i can't just get this guy before in fact i don't even have the mash [ __ ] you there is no move there is no meme die nice those guys are relatively easy to parry [Applause] [Music] oh [ __ ] i actually got the spike pouch ruined powder right spike pouches are red i always like that sound that sound plays every single time you stomp on an enemy in super paper mario and it's just good [Music] best describe that let's try the quaint camera nice that one's a little hard to time [Music] now let's go best action command didn't even dance nice uh it doesn't really didn't really do much but sure give me that 7fp give me nice ah my god like streak is over [Music] and yeah the bathtub zombie is genuinely horrific that's some [ __ ] where it's it's like actually gross to look at i saw i was buying some meat in the store today just some some lean beef for my uh been making that cowboy pie that's like a go-to it's like a meal i can prepare and then like have leftovers for like a couple days after but i saw these patties that were like sprinkled with pepper and they had blue cheese in them and it was like some real funky blue cheese and it really just looked like the [ __ ] patty from like that one episode of spongebob where they murdered the health inspector it really just looked like a a patty that had been tossed on the ground and like covered in dirt and then like moldy because it was actually it had mold on it because blue cheese and i like i looked at it and first for just a second i was like wow that is the most [ __ ] rancid meat i've ever seen in my life but then i was like oh it's blue cheese [Music] okay can't do ground pound on this guy so i'm just gonna swap out the oh man the quick swap is so good and i i miss it i miss it with all my heart oh yeah let's just do normal hammer [ __ ] it [Music] good never been a blue cheese type of guy just never have been soft cheeses i can't get around it actually no i can i can i can scoop i can scoop some of that fancy [ __ ] up on a cracker and eat it and enjoy it but for the most part like i don't seek out i never buy soft cheeses i guess i only eat them when they are presented to me oh [ __ ] someone said i didn't even see the tweet i don't i don't think i sent out a tweet ah [ __ ] hold on maybe i did no wait i think i did give me a second yeah i did okay sorry i just freaked out for no reason by the way i have my desk like raised all the way but i'm sitting in my chair i just realized this is kind of a hokey setup [Music] i feel like baby i feel so short good that move just simply [ __ ] that just simply [ __ ] i wanted to get the block [Music] but i like to buy just like sharp cheddar tillamook sharp cheddar and just eat that with like [ __ ] bread do you guys remember in howell's moving castle when she's like leaving her home and she wraps up this like big thing like cartoon cheese and bread in like a cloth and then she like goes up on the hillside and like eats it and like the pastoral like fantasy countryside uh i always look to that and i was like damn that looks like some good damn cheese looks like some [ __ ] sick cheese sometimes i eat just bread and cheese like that and i think about howl's moving castle okay how does an explosion miss [Music] this audience is entirely ex-nuts by the way was like 100 appeal parry this is the way this is the way [Music] yeah the bacon and eggs in that movie the bacon is so thick it's so thick [Music] actually they're feeding the eggshells to calcifer little fire guy calcifer calcium bones eggs all comes together i keep doing that that's copyright infringement oh those eggshells looked yummy i wanted to eat those goddamn eggshells [Music] where's this marvelous moon cannon mother russia it's quite that is quite good lip one oh he's gonna rate he's gonna he's gonna he's this is the dick raider it's uh it's all right give yours a little trip you're stubborn and selfish man wow what an [ __ ] i'm never stubborn not once ever nice you know when there's some [ __ ] like that that there's going to be some sort of hidden thing is that a new generation next generation after zoomers is going to be boomers this reminds me of one part of psychonauts this little building here reminds me of one part in like the the tutorial level of psychonauts the boot camp level real chads know what i'm talking about psychonauts [ __ ] rocks if you haven't played psychonauts you gotta yeah here's something i've said this before if you're like a big fan of banjo-kazooie and you ain't played psychonauts i i don't even know what you're doing i don't even know what you're doing with your life because psychonauts is just better banjo-kazooie [Music] it's so good that is just a lit [ __ ] platformer good music too i've been listening to the soundtrack there's such like cozy vibes cozy summer camp vibes oh freebie giant spike because there's little like dots on the snow but just on the side of the snow for some reason oh it's this guy this is the jackass that makes us do the backtracking mission i don't even remember why we have to do the backtracking mission no such thing is here something on psychonauts if i haven't played banjo-kazooie it's really good it's really good game i spit at you wow we can't talk about the cannon to humans oh that's it's good that i had bobbery out for this so that they could be like you know the bob um rules of acquisition bob um rule of acquisition number 235 don't talk about the canon to flesh people you great blowhard we must have permission of gold bob oh god it's that guy we gotta go get permission from elon musk general white he took the canon key wow what a [ __ ] this is just a cannon from mario 64 bob on battlefield good [Music] i'm very excited for psychonauts too and the original is on pc probably xbox and uh like ps3 i would assume i don't know i played it on pc it's on steam but i'll be streaming psychonauts too for sure that is that is a guarantee look at that look at the animation of the inside of this fireplace that looks broken it's like a little slideshow in there in what way is that fire psychonauts is on sale well all the more reason i don't know why i'm just i don't know why this paper mario stream i just decided to chill psychonauts super hard uh so is general general white in this area or i don't see him here then the gold guy was uh he was on the train last we saw him so i might need to go back to the [ __ ] place well uh hmm i have to talk to each person like in this area i think i've already talked to all these guys there is nothing here talk to the [ __ ] powerpuff girls the chili wanderers wow yeah throw on a parka before you go out here come on i'm just taking this one random chat members word for this by the way you have to talk to everyone look you can see their breath do bob bombs have lungs do you forget who you're supposed to meet sure finer even than yours maybe i should go in the buildings i've i've had no response on whether or not this is this is a thing to do it's just an empty room right okay that's just not a thing okay cool thank you chat oh pink bob-bomb forgot about the pink bob-ombs from uh oh look from mario 64. i know the guy said to go find the thing but somebody in chat said you have to talk to everyone and i was like i don't know seems like some dumb [ __ ] this game would make me do okay so i gotta go find this this gold douche bag i can only assume he's back at like poshly heights or whatever oh god they're floating oh [ __ ] i didn't want to do that [Music] i always try to time the action command there as though that's gonna like do something ultra hammer i haven't tried that yet actually [Music] is that just a better version of that um sure oh god i made it great just [ __ ] annihilated those plants oh [ __ ] hell yeah guess who hasn't been paying attention to the level up number um we'd get 50 health that would be pretty clutch uh no a [Music] fp next time badge next time after that hearts hmm [ __ ] oh i forgot this was a thing i just like upgraded my audience right all right well let's get a look at it hell yeah man i totally forgot that was a thing in this game okay oh my god i guess this is kind of pointless is it going to go all the way around and hit it oh i really was hoping that thing would hit the cloud [Music] oh no oh he's frosty stay frosty my friends is that going to hurt me oh weird okay bomb bomb bass for this [ __ ] [ __ ] uh use this stupid shroom get this out of my inventory i don't even care if i like instantly lose it instantly go full heal i don't give a [ __ ] oh bad breath okay i just power bounced him i guess [Music] okay good and now we got this wonderful and just like ruin powder it's gonna get [ __ ] ruined no i don't even have a item that does a single damage uh and i can't do the quake hammer either wow that sucks can i have enter partner that can do this without using fp i guess i got the like egg launch god damn it [Music] i just don't want to like waste fp but it's not a huge deal oh but now i'm oh because all right i don't have the quick swap wow wonderful you know what [Music] let's do it let's [ __ ] annihilate this guy the dude's gonna get destroyed good it's a bit overkill a little bit [Music] [Applause] okay hey uh i i hate you are there really three there god damn it [Music] use the doom hammer i didn't get the subsequent one there that sucks all right stampede what do i do for this oh [ __ ] damn that one's weird all right loud enough oh look paper yoshi's damn i thought it was gonna be a bunch of baby yoshi's [ __ ] oh that sucks i don't think i can even superguard here i tried to super guide that one time that's good is it gonna tell me every single time that's good hey can i move here oh i'm gonna do it again overkill just completely like i've given up on efficiently using moves here just get me out of here go full heal it rogue gives a [ __ ] [Music] [Music] been in sort of a meat and potatoes type of mood lately and really eating a lot of like substantial food and uh which is not to say that i've been eating any healthier let's just use yossi to get through here it i got ambushed by three piranha plants in a row that one time that's why i got locked into those fights okay yeah i'll probably never do a speed run of a paper mario game not even paper mario 64 which is broken and you can like skip lots of it just being honest uh okay so now i don't even know where the other guy is and honestly i'm ready to call it quits for this stream whoa just an hour and a half a little quick hour and a half just do some stuff but uh next year tomorrow i think i'm going to do some whack games i've got wack games lined up uh and i got some pretty insane ones for you guys to check out so i gotta get working on that i've been working on a twitch scraps to upload i've also been playing the [ __ ] out of celeste i've just been playing so much of that off stream i played the farewell level all the way up until the part that i got to on stream like five times off stream because it's way easier now that i have the like wave dash timing internalized i'm just gonna use an in coupon here [ __ ] it right i'll never [ __ ] use these in coupons anyway hell yeah give me the bed boys yup yup yo so yeah sorry about it it's slightly short stream but i just wanted to stream something today it's one of those days where like halfway like [ __ ] at like noon i was like i really should stream something and then i was like [Music] like all day okay whoa i don't know when i'm gonna stream tomorrow um yeah i think i'm done [ __ ] around for today stream tomorrow will probably be i don't know sometime between like one and like five p.m i don't know i i really it's just like whenever and that's by my pacific time zone of course ah well i'm luigi i've done at the train level honestly the only like stinky part of that train level was just the one part at the very beginning where it was just like flag flag flag flag go talk to this person go talk to this person and there were kind of some arbitrary puzzles it was really just like that that first day but then everything after that was like fine it was a little silly but yeah that's i i think i maintain that's that's a cool chapter it's unique but that one part was kind of silly and i i i maintain even though i went on for about it for so long that ghost should not have [ __ ] murdered me that should just been like a fight or he like yells at you or something just having it erase your progress is just goofy we always end the stream right at the noose i guess it's appropriate because this game makes me want to [ __ ] kill it now uh next time we will find the stupid golden bomb dude and i'm probably just going to follow a guide and do that whole backtrack quest and then we can move on to hopefully completing the game but i would say i i want there to just be one or two more streams of this game but it's probably gonna be three so we'll see all right take it easy guys bye

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Length: 91min 35sec (5495 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 19 2021