[Full stream] - Freddi Fish, Putt-Putt, and Pajama Sam """""Speedruns"""""

[Music] hi guys oh that was a good voice cracked welcome to weenie hot Junior's her sorry super weenie hot junior we're gonna play some babby games today I think I was inspired during the in Sante corium stream to buy some of these games on sale because they were like two dollars oh God chats going too fast for me Pirates of the Caribbean Frodo fish remix all right well you guys ready for bed games I have a really weird setup because to my knowledge these games do not have any sort of options window or anything where you can make them stay in windowed mode so I actually have my laptop up because I need to be able to read chat but they I think they exclusively play in full stream that full screen there's probably something I could do - there's probably something I could do to fix that but I'm too lazy so I just got my laptop so hold on actually sorry I should have done this before I started the stream but I need to just make positive I have yeah okay I got plenty of space on my hard drive license antiquarium stream uh the file corrupted and I had to download it from twitch and that's always a whole [ __ ] thing pretty fish visits Chernobyl sweet lord all right I'm relinquishing control my main monitor - humongous entertainment incorporated I played these games all three of these I specifically bought these ones because they were ones I played as a kid [Music] oh I remember that now but that is an obnoxious logo Sam and I got a six in it though I'm gonna get so many messages I'll fill you in on the plot you just missed there in a bucket being carried by a bird this is all you need to know [Music] sweet this is all ready oh my god this is really strikingly nostalgic to me I remember it's a pain in the ass to get that book by that Pelican got teeth foreign language breathe book it's all yours these two did you give me one orange sea urchin EDIUS that is a pretty egregious fetch quest he didn't even give a reason why he wants an orange sea urchin Oh what the [ __ ] don't [ __ ] the flower what already I am thrown off who are you oh oh that explains it does absolutely everything do something when you click on it he's got a little like Party City he's spent like 50 cents on a noisemaker what [ __ ] oh that's my new favorite character let's get the first one again come on yeah oh oh you can pop these that's fantastic it's like bubble wrap but virtual alright oh yeah they just leave their own lays behind okay looks like a penis you guys can see the game right not without something to keep that clam from snapping shut hey Luther what word do the letters you are CH I end them oh god I don't remember this being such an egregious educational game either already off the bat oh my god yourself bury your virgin and then we found the purple virgin oh by the way guys you might notice the word drunk in the title of the stream and that is accurate I actually had it's not the same Fiji bottle but I have a mixer a very similar caliber to the drunk pikmin one that's a little Pokemon oh [ __ ] yeah I'm sorry a lot of this stream is just gonna be me clicking on [ __ ] apparently are you this game is an acid trip already white a lot of questions there it's like a water breathing snake cuz no air comes out of that bubble so he's just inflating it with water what kind of snake are you okay pull this thing right hmm I wonder what will happen if I pull this plug Oh God didn't like that sound yeah I knew yeah how's a garbage pun oh yeah oh this guy this guy got [ __ ] over Blainey what are you doing in jail well Luther the great conch-shell was stolen the Founders Day Festival can't start he's got a pet poster oh you can still kind of see it but I didn't do it God at least my voice doesn't crack as much as this guy diagram of the conch shell before it was taken the priceless conch had three golden pipes but they may have bought right right right and here's a picture of all the people who were nearby when the crime happened there's Gil Barker claw Nadine the narwhal Rosie Perl here the tailor and horse betters the tourists right of course can't your dogfish do thumpety old soggy sniffer ain't what it used to be but if he can get the three golden pipes he can pick up the scent again they're underwater so how did just like drools oh you and your friend pretty sounds like 21 from Venture Brothers that's what it reminds me of Oh more confusing underwater physics Oh [Music] what are you is that Ringo Starr is that a Beatle this is like when one of the Beatles was still in his microbial form this is what he looked like he's almost got kind of the the lake oh god what's the like Chad meme just well I think the guy who's got like a really wide obnoxious stance he kinda he's kind of in that pose a little bit what the [ __ ] is this I don't remember this at all oh you can change oh oh yeah oh no now it makes sense what the [ __ ] did it actually child make this oh gotta get the claws oh wait no there's so many good ones you got to walk like an Egyptian you got a toast okay that's primo what are we gonna stick with Oh salty spitoon let's go oh yeah sneaky eyes and about the octopus all the chef's hat that's perfect want the right fins oh yeah there are no wait there's toasts we gotta go back to the toasts Oh again this might be the best option actually let's stick with that that's good that's kinky oh my god I didn't even notice the words taco Larry at the bottom of the screen oh and you can color in this game can do everything I'm gonna make him solid black like the night taco Larry the last warning before he pounces on his victims is his the the whites of his eyes gleaming in the darkness my eyes just wandered down here and every single time I see this logo I just hear food from the DK rap Oh wonderful that was a good use of our time was making a taco Larry oh you did a little like Frenchmen laugh Oh God wait can I get rid of all these donuts and then it's not just in weird French stereotype fish eats them all Oh what the [ __ ] what a dick who takes one bite of the donut and then leaves even if you're a French fish cop unfortunately okay well I glanced away to look at chat but I guess he died oh that's my plan to I missed a tiny bit of context there and I just oh wait what oh it just like tossed a sugar cube into a cup weird bit weird innit doesn't this guy sing this is a statue of our founder he's in his honor that we hold the annual Founders Day Festival cool [ __ ] sweet dude oh yeah it's all coming up this thing on flooding back yeah yeah oh god I'm like taking a swig every time there's a little dialogue break so that's if you hear me going book that's what that is Jimmy Jim capita capper oh right you have to get the translation book to talk to this guy there's a plane down here let's just go investigate isn't this where Jojo part two ended listen hold on guys this is Jojo reference I believe it that's the guy from the the h3h3 video it's humongous oh yeah gotta get that out of there I think I played through this game a few times as a kid because very vivid memories of all this that have been like just repressed in the back of my mind oh that's good they predicted the Nintendo switch a million years in the future the past you know I mean that like cartoon star cast chomping sound effect oh hi the more drunk I get the more I'm gonna actually like the jokes in this club oh okay nevermind I was like he's dead little things everywhere now stop bugging me or I'll take out my pent-up frustrations on ya Wow oh this is anything gonna come out of there the music stopped oh oh there we go oh sweet sweet whatever that was happening I'm digging this music I remember the Janis Sam specifically had some tank ass music like the library there's a part where you get a library card and there's a library and the music plays in the library is really good there's some things Oh some nothing behind that waterfall oh is that how water works how about under have you tried under Pushkin he's gonna hop up here oh we can make a lot of [ __ ] happen there though this is just like instead aquarium again I'm fast clicking on fish I think oh the only way we're getting to the other side is if we find a way to block the water while we swim through oh but but I want to diving into that water okay well fine thought we could go up it like breath of the wild oh is that how that works anything I can get you to not right now thanks by the way names magenta I'm Luther and this is ready fish why are you called magenta that's just like a weirdly specific name for a monkey hmm she's like dirted that thing that was like a textbook Kurt let's watch it again oh [ __ ] never mind we'll be a killjoy no content what are you wanna be when you grow up realistic goals can I go this way there's a golden ready can't they just go up there and get it we just need to find a way to make the handle stayed on [ __ ] I don't know do I look like a puzzle solver it seems for ages three to eight if I get stuck at any puzzles I'm gonna be so ashamed oh yeah excuse me sir but are you a tailor yeah man seems better than Shah with my eyes closed flow through on my head and with both fins tired behind them yeah you got four fins buddy I guess yeah those are fins never mind [Applause] okay making sure none of this [ __ ] isn't necessary like can I take that feather no it kind of looks that looks the [ __ ] like something you could take though right I do not have time for the rubberneckers okay you can stop saying that guys just gotta stop saying it you know that's a dangerous road to try oh yeah this guy's amazing you remember that terrific tumble tubes ride last year well what we've got in store for you this year he's even better sweet I remember this leads to like fever dreams oh it didn't even distort him that much he was just [ __ ] ugly oh nice there were a few frames there were you as a solid dick shape this thing is like vodka so it's not the best tasting thing in the world her bad tells it all wisdom indeed oh who are you that's terrifying actually I love music okay what do I gotta do Wow cool is this something or like is this like a puzzle this is good there are nine drum rhythms we can play oh oh yeah I'm not I'm not gonna spit fire I'm sorry that's preppin oh well it's a turtle it's a little like peach pit turtle we can record not this is just like a little toy Oh [Music] chunk you can't even like play notes in in rapid fashion there's like an automated gap between them beautiful I'm a musical genius hold on wait I'll get the fast clicker I'll bring up my fast clicker and then oh you'll make it even better ten clicks a second so is not to break this ancient game it takes a second to load back in oh please Oh what oh it's this game can't handle the fast this game is way too slow look at it it won't even react I'm fast [ __ ] all over it you're too slow game little letdown okay [ __ ] beautiful alright I'm done with this I have yet to find like things pertinent to my quest oh wait I can probably go down into this like valley in the background Oh No oh that's the thing I need give me your knife give me your knife one percent of lady narwhals grow a tune it's yeah it's ruined defaced by this metal nut it's annoying stuck on there more to the point how will I ever get it she dodged the question how did you get nut on your face answer the question don't worry we'll find a way to remove that nut screw the hell yeah hell yeah oh yeah we got to get this guy to munch this stuff I remember this Oh my god is that it's so implying that there are five songs in which case we clearly need to listen to all of them no way this guy the guy in the middle on the way he like needs a tissue or something maybe he needs like an EpiPen or something like that the ocean floor bless you wanna mess with me Wow [Music] okay all right we're almost halfway there oh my god another Jojo reference are you kidding me it's clearly Jojo guys there's nothing else this could be referencing why is it so like low-tempo that's what I want to know that was like the discount version of an Elvis impersonator oh this one doesn't feel okay I think I need more alcohol like what the [ __ ] are these even supposed to be there's a little like horrifying Martian things oh god this tastes awful I got this tic-tac gum that's keeping me sane so I don't have to taste vodka why is it all like why does this feel really dated like all of these these are not references that a three to eight year old in the year this came out would understand at all [Music] and the dance to that Freddie and Luther are doing is pretty incredible it's sort of like hoping from side to side that's it we made it oh sweet that's a joke from Finding Nemo this might have been before Finding Nemo [ __ ] guy cut the rope it's like that game okay this is an actual puzzle this is an actual thing you need to like figure out because this guy does a little snap when you click on him this guy does a little tug when you click on him so you got to do now watch this it's an ancient Chinese secret I call it the tug and snap that's how it's done ladies and gents doorways clear swell swell the [ __ ] says that oh yeah oh this room was my [ __ ] favorite but you can go I thought this was the most lit [ __ ] when I was a kid you gotta go in the - yes let me guess I gotta press all three buttons once there we go wonderful how easy was that that's sweet that was easy now we need two more golden pipes 400 is a club so I can get the thing oh it's all coming into place all the pieces are falling together handy oh that's a sex joke oh that's another that nobody would get if they were a three to eight year old on this game came in I wonder how many golden pipes Freddie and Luthor have now I sure hope you're right hold on we'll be back for your nut I gotta go to the airplane Wow this is the plane we part right cuz propellers yeah hello just gonna get in it oh wow how does that work you know you could go pick up that glove right okay I think I gotta come back here with the nut or something no the nice for the other thing we'll see we'll see we'll just have to [ __ ] see you know get it see oh my god they just come out of me the jokes they're like indigestion back to nut town all right stand back I'm gonna clamp your nut I wish I could get this metal not off my tooth hold still maybe we'll have that nut off in two shakes of a puppy's damn fish Oh censor it censor it this is not okay this might come in handy but don't worry love me again [Applause] thanks for the nut Freddie thanks Kanye very cool what was I gonna do why do we lose the Flyers [Music] now we got to go back here alright wait here yeah we can do it then not complain handle on crazy I look pretty [ __ ] up there for a second how did that work wait how did that work how did the net help no pollution spongebob Squidward okay I I'm back to not knowing what the hell I'm doing Oh dig the thing right right right right hollow log and pull it into the water I didn't want to burp into the microphone just now so I turned my head directly up and it kind of felt weird on my throat oh no there help me push this rock good one you're like less than halfway there that's not just a little further while I got click every time what is the point of this is this gameplay am i playing a game right now having brainstorms on a more regular basis cut up Luther has a learning disability it's okay oh yeah I recall this thing very well oh when let's break that down oh no it's a different thing mmm what the [ __ ] so the joke here oh it's a dinosaur that time his [ __ ] gets destroyed in a bear goes why I'm there I actually love this statue I would love to have like a light-up thing like that next to like a fountain when I'm rich I'm gonna get a Freddy fish thing this one on the right is kind of terrifying when we bring you everything from the dramatic to the Oh miss run so now ladies gentle fish and guppy prepare to be amused and amazed me oh but not by her I guess is is anything gonna happen oh I got click on it Oh Oh is your gross oh are you okay are you lost do you folks need help the ball folk Oh what there's so many things that just make no sense to me in this game you know how to become a performer in rosey pearls world-famous luau show no Rosie oh wow you have to practice three times and that's it Luther your uncle plenty has talked about you so much I feel I already know you my uncle plenteous told me a lot about you too who are you wait she didn't answer she didn't answer that who are you relevé it's nice that you can enjoy the show Thanks I'm glad you enjoy the show someone says why are we getting this for free what do you mean okay so clearly I can't do anything here unless it's like Dark Souls and I have to run out of dialogue options with them third dialogue lines there really aren't options in Dark Souls are they very rarely Oh oh yeah Oh gross [ __ ] gross oh god it's nothing mmm rapid fast speed nut oh nice fun we're gonna let him stay there [ __ ] even move man gert it yeah what are you gonna be when you grow up hold on if you hit escape you can fast travel oh [ __ ] idiot oh it was like Rayman Origins can I take this jug oh can I take the plug yeah I'd better hold on today you just never know when a drain plug might come in handy Oh gross I still don't have the orange sea urchin that's like the main goal can I use another conch shell we have to oh I can't even take them out of the rail oh it's a dream it's a dream block wait we have to okay cool if you can't even use items if it's not the screen where you have to use them you cannot travel while Luther is nearby who needed a plug can't get in here so you want world peace yes say you want bolting pectoral fins and thin thighs where did I say here Finn sighs purple sea urchins what you will get is a chance to prove your skill and have a thrill at heel barkas world famous floating fun it's the perfect game for a fish with a sharp eye and a steady pin that's nice so she's not only cute but she can also shoot well let's have four purple sea urchins and you can show us your stuff oh yeah here's a purple sea urchin oh yeah oh my god that one brutal blood goes everywhere another purple sea urchin for you Oh see it's a number two but daddy ain't gonna do two waterfall sea urchins more bringing the total to four I got that here's another purple here taking another drink cuz of that run that's three Papa sea urchins and I'm one away from heaven enough to let you play oh stop dude I'm still recovering from the last one here's our last purple sea urchin or purple sea urchins precisely the price of admission and fortunately for you two having a special for every little yellow fish that pays admission a little green fish gets in absolute hell yeah that's us that actually made me laugh Oh enough of the same critters touch each other as a sexual game play you use all the critters in the tube you'll advance to on is Tetris level huh watch out when the critters move up above the bar they won't go away oh you should get a nose job octopus wait what what am i doing oh okay I guess the only control is click what am i doing with my life oh [ __ ] wait I have no idea one okay there we go yeah you know one of these is a mouse in a spacesuit but I guess we're just supposed to let that slide I don't know why people are confused this makes perfect sense oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that was real bad listen I can recover we can rebuild it's a little janky it's like a little after you click how much how much do I have to do this how long I got to do this for is this like pertinent to the game or do I just is it like find the four sea urchins and then you get to do this [ __ ] oh wait we're about to clear it too we clear the tube but this oh I was like there's more stuff coming wait no I can I go do I have to do this for the plot okay well guess that was it o-o oh god me and it's just [ __ ] this thing okay first off let's take a listen to this music this is like copyright levels of infringing on the Little Mermaid okay not anymore but it was right here yeah don't that damn dad something like that I would talk to the guy at the beginning with the book but maybe this guy needs a plug for some reason it's a drain plug I [Music] see I see it's a drain I need like an orange or language thank you for applying Pelican fame Airlines the airline that never you need to win the game to get the orange urchin oh god it's a very jarring pause screen its way down you again it's a drain plug can you prove you didn't take the great show you're not gonna lay this one on me yeah Wow what dick can I go any deeper here oh there's a wallet oh yeah this wallet doesn't belong to us Luther oh shut up Freddie fish it belongs to someone who used to be the grand exalted keeper of the conch I'll hold on to it until we can find the owner how about we just Nick one orange sea urchin from it like can we shake it out oh it belongs to us now squatter rules Freddie got to remember the squatter rules oh right um what was in here right and I can't even give this lady anything Luther your uncle plenty has talked about you so much yeah yeah anywhere else I can go well what about you could I perhaps convince you to give me your child I might need it for a puzzle later and there's no arrow to the top of the waterfall anymore why is the game teasing me earlier excuse me did you lose a wallet well I sure appreciate you asking but I don't even own a wallet all right she's a monkey I forgot Luther we will find the wallet owner and give it back to them talk to this guy I'm gonna talk to taco Larry he'll give us the down-low any fan art of taco Larry my wallet oh yeah oh he's gonna give me one just one loafer hey Thank you Thank You uncle Blaney [Music] all right back on track bird no way we got it we must use action on bird so that we may get booked from bird and use book on fish how would you like to tell about foreign language Facebook for one orange sea urchins and I'd rather get a snack but an order in fear channel do Wow oh yeah good you alright this one oh oh I don't want to read that book let's leave foreign language oh the flag that selected in the foreign language braised book doesn't match the flag on this bag okay I didn't think that was even a flag is this like an orangey element I feel like this is some RNG [ __ ] yeah okay we got it boys in the foreign language Facebook magic the flag oh yeah hell yeah use book on G worse Jimmy Jam klapper kapper that didn't you're bad that's not a really racist brother Kumar said everything so the shim sham Jimmy T jam clever Gabbar that's been giving horse feathers so much trouble is what you want I'd be glad to give you to it [Music] of course Thank You mr. Feder sir so it's literally just a device specifically made for holding things open and nothing else why do you have that a shim sham Jimmy Jam klapper kapper we'll keep that clam from snapping chucked that gave me like Google global glam why I'm gonna need your help right Oh Freddy big joints I don't care what anyone else said you're a good fish Wow hell yeah I'll drink to that bro let me an old soggy can pick up the bad guys Finn I can hear less about old soggy oh look at his face what is he thinking about oh [ __ ] yeah Oh memories oh this place spooked me out as a kid Luther gets like stolen this part yeah Luther gets like taken away No so you can put the jewel back and we can catch that thief with scooby-doo Oh Bobby you go on ahead and track that shell thief we'll meet you back at the center of town oh hi smart dude her dofus oh oh please don't make that face again oh yeah oh I remember this super distinctly oh I hope this doesn't set off another trap but I've got to try everything to get Luther out tug it tug it you need like a chisel or something wait what happened or break it loose what happened to the plug I never used it for anything and now it's gone maybe Luther has it yeah this areas look amaze oh yeah Oh beautiful blue crystal could really come in handy I could break it loose I want to break free I want to break free Oh bye Oh bye Oh it's a stone Luigi what's in here Oh bones actual corpses oh there's the chisel it might come in handy but I'm looking forward to that Oh oh that's beautiful is that henna oh I like that a lot [Music] [Music] very nice anyway now I can chisel it I just [ __ ] I didn't wait for it to play the animation I gotta wait for this one to play the animation oh yeah that could come in handy when I was a kid there was nothing I wanted more in the world than some sort of magic crystal there we go let's crinkle sure gives off a lot of green light I mean you could say that of literally any green thing that might come in very handy I guess not never mind I forgot how light works Oh [Music] oh wait what's here what's this Oh big key yeah I'm pumped dude we're gonna solve it so hard oh that's the key tiny thing yet Luke they're out okay oh you just take it the light from that crystal is your strop all right I'm here yeah I hear ocean for this disappointed my old silver head granny will be if not snapshot I bring back from festival I skipped something now for the first time ever the show won't go on oh no drop this back when we looked inside we found hey which means the [ __ ] easy it's the nut shake identity oh I'm pretty sure it's RNG who it is so I remember it being someone different as a kid yeah Barker Yaffe no that could have been anybody's cane in that bag you haven't got a thing on me well okay so maybe you do have something on me I confess I did it well the festival is the one day of the year when nobody comes to the carnival and if nobody comes to the carnival I don't make any money compared to the happiness that the festival brings all your money anyway no matter what anyone else says to make it seem right it's just plain wrong to steal you know there are winners and losers and I sure don't feel like a winner Wow those hairdos here's the great khans uncle blenny we're sorry we blamed you that's okay I'm still the grand exalted keeper of the conch thanks to Fredi and Luther and Oh God he's tearing his face ever do to thank you [Music] aaaahhhhhh was convicted of violating Penal Code tu-144 excessive greediness he was sentenced to four thousand six hundred and seventy two hours of public service silently working in the library she hates closed tax fraud was tax fraud the whole time sweet one-third done Edward pun that's why there's so many puns in the game Wow look at him the [ __ ] shirt guy looks really bummed out he might not even be awake right now beautiful well that's that's one game and we still have two more to go I think I think it should be pretty easy oh [ __ ] I could have been clicking on bubbles a small time hold what putt oppa jimsim Oh we'll conquer you oh no that's fatty bear daddy bear is gross he has a fun pack five bucks five bucks okay all right we're done here do you want it that play yep why whoo all right so now we're doing this next one's putt-putt but that saves the zoo and the third one we're gonna do is pajama Sam 3 which is the food one Oh what the hell there's whole fine [Music] [ __ ] I'm trying to bring this to the top so you guys can see it there's something weird going on never mind it just says there's an option to do safe graphics mode in open quotes which I don't know what that is but I'm gonna go with the dangerous graphics thank you very much so we're going for oh this might be kind of hard to get working we might lose a little bit of putt-putt footage I'm sorry property's [ __ ] putt-putt save the zoo there we go is that gonna work please I don't need the safe graphics Oh is it gonna work I won't know if it's worked okay it's coming up on my screen hopefully y'all can see this oh yeah I forgot there was a song 1995 good morning mr. Baldi me today's the opening of the car town zoo I don't know but but it's a big an a how would you in a pepper like to take some zoo Chow over there before they open paw what is it just me or do their mouths keep moving like a second after they're done talking here you're gone now you make a sure that you give it two out back out you will make a show deeper don't worry you can always count on me good Alaska but but alright there's gonna be like a million things to do oh my gosh okay well that's enough sensory overload for now oh yeah [Music] cool Hey oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] is the song [Music] tulips Wow always cleaning himself oh he's fresh Oh God furries furries Oh what the hell you got lice at the zoo wow that's like if I wrote a song that was a good use of my time anyway hello back ow it's me putt-putt I'm here to deliver some zoo chow [Music] no tricks I won't play it again I know I know it's just furries wanted they want to see any anthropomorphic animals you know I'm glad you shared up it's been quite a morning move on you what would the zoo opening tonight are so much to fix bro might the works but the worst of it is that some of the works of it is missing can't find him anywhere hey baby animals while you take care of the stuff that needs fixing in the background of course we can't open the zoo until they're all rescued so I'm counting on you hi Patti here this should help you out it's a list of everyone who's missing baby Jabba the Messiah Kenya that's just a place I'll find them for you good day and good still a steep well I'm off to fix up the place here later out back out finish ski oh thanks to step Carl oh [ __ ] I have money can I buy things oh no wait it's like free chuck wagon get out of my lawn I think these are like Cheetos or something they're like cheese puffs from the bags Oh excellent choice there you go and you don't have to pay me a thing why don't accept free food from strange men at Zoo here yard also why are you serving a hot chocolate unlike the sunniest day ever I'm gonna go to sexy lady wagon well if it isn't hot pot it's going to be quite a day I can't wait until the zoo opens I'll have so many fun gift items gorilla salt and pepper shakers souvenir hubcap and free cameras well a paddy wagon I get it get the paddy wagon the wait hubcaps those are the ugliest who would get a design like like an actual image on their hubcap who does that let's do that one more time oh my [ __ ] god this is a good game but the cameras are free one for customer after all it's opening day sweet oh sure yeah that's fun it just comes off the shelf and goes back on the shelf what even is the joke there hell yeah okay I've already got the hot chocolate and I remember I need to give that to someone here oh yeah why is there a rope inside oh oh holy [ __ ] that's amazing I was kind of expecting an oddish to pop up but that works too alright this collapses right Oh better be quiet pepper we might cause an avalanche oh no he's gonna do it Wow [Music] oh my goodness right avalanche almost gotta know how are we gonna get through I can't drive through the snow hey not with that attitude [ __ ] that hot cocoa might melt oh I got it Indiana Jones across this thing this looks pretty secure yeah good idea alligators like I didn't [ __ ] ask you buddy wouldn't mind a bit if I borrow these you never know when they might come in handy Wow you never know when this might come in handy I'm gonna say that next time I'm in like a jewelry store and I pick up a necklace and stuff it into my coat what I know how about power slam poetry monkey Wow oh my [ __ ] god I do not remember the slam poetry monkeys at all that's fantastic oh hey little baby giraffe turn that crash yeah oh never close if that rock is in the way [ __ ] what am I supposed to do about it are you Maasai I sure AM sorry I ever in trouble I got stuck over here and the drawbridge won't close there's a giant rock in the way and it's too heavy to move by myself I can't believe my dumb luck oh you would I'd be the happiest little giraffe in the world yeah well putt-putt doesn't look too concerned about it do slam poetry monkeys have more I want more I want to [Music] well he's gonna eat an elephant a crazy one well skier he's skiing it off to the next realm I remember the snake is the one that needs the hot cocoa wonder how I can get up that River I sure can't swim I mean you could swing up you can swing on a vine like Indiana Jones earlier I don't think swimming is that ridiculous for you [Music] Cheers oh cheese squigglies are my favor I thought he was gonna maybe give it to the snake but he just [ __ ] ate it in front of all about boa constrictors boa constrictors live in Central America and South America oh cool we got a new home without my little Skeeter Skeeter I feel bad for skeeters mom cuz her kid is named Skeeter I mean come on okay that was bad but the kind the middle is going nuts let's just show you to swing across Ashland Oh laug give me that [ __ ] stuff that log right up your keister oh wait wait over here yeah yeah yeah i'm Szigeti Oh watch out it's the Red October oh [ __ ] my rotten luck yeah you want to follow that up with anything like usually when you walk up to somebody and they're like I can't believe my rotten luck and then you just make eye contact for ten minutes without a word maybe take a little sip of hot cocoa I didn't click anything there I didn't press any buttons that guy's just got cut off by putt putt this is very rude interaction now we can't learn all about HIPAA stop hippopotamuses I found in the wild only on the continent of Africa yeah [ __ ] this is where it gets real you gotta make quick decisions oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] grab it grab the rope swing with Indiana oh my god Oh God Oh all right we made it to somewhere oh you okay you okay little lion you looking a little low resolution there how did you get up there that is just straight Oh he was like phasing into another dimension Skeen ik whew enough time to no time to worry about other dimensions oh can I look around at all no wait that made no sense want to hear it you bet I do what has four legs or can't walk gee I give up so [ __ ] good so [ __ ] good dude such a [ __ ] great joke oh [ __ ] that was the best fun ever now I just need to close the drawbridge sweet oh I gotta go around but don't worry and then you can go home I couldn't like hit escape out of that I wonder when a kid go to run off dude uh-oh you shouldn't worry about it dude kids are kids drawbridge right yeah I skipped the cutscene again whoops well we saved the baby giraffe that's what's important what next is there something in the ass lens oh right I didn't even go has this patient point yeah I can read putt-putt God oh sweet his jungle beads jumbo Oh jumbo and you're looking pretty jumbo there I was gonna say this a thick golfing excuse me are you baby John Bo's mother yes honey I am breaking because he's missing are you the fellow who's helping to find the baby animal grace sure in a wonderful I have a feeling you're going to find my jumbo good luck keep your jumbo to yourself guys you're gonna need to give me a sec I need to answer some texts and I'm gonna make some food I'm gonna put weenie hot jr. back up for a sec where is it I'll be right back in just a few minutes I got to make some food and take a little tiny break all right it'll be like five minutes tops my poor baby jumbo [Music] [Music] [Music] all I want is to hold my baby again in my sweet loving trunk [Music] my poor baby jumbo [Music] [Music] all I want is to hold my baby again in my sweet loving trunk all I want is to hold my baby again in my sweet loving trunk [Music] I miss my sweet baby boy [Music] all I want is to hold my baby again in my sweet loving trunk [Music] [Music] I miss my sweet baby boy all I want is to hold my baby again in my sweet loving trunk I miss my sweet baby boy [Music] I miss my sweet baby boy my poor baby jumbo [Music] all I want is to hold my baby again in my sweet loving trunk all I want is to hold my baby again in my sweet loving trunk [Music] okay I'm back I miss my sweet baby boy I'm sorry about your sweet baby boy okay back to the game I got a couple sandwiches hey you must be Sammy field what happened I was having a great time splishing is flashing then all of a sudden damn close maybe I can help oh boy I bet if we figure out a way to open the dam you could swim home oh damn it I'm a super-duper swimmer extraordinaire wow this is the RNG element in this run well [ __ ] I didn't even look there we go [Applause] [Music] hurry home sammy pheo and good luck mm-hmm oh [ __ ] they'll just laugh you got time for a game of animal tag Oh what the [ __ ] oh please never look at me like that again way to go sport do you want this game to be easy medium or hard what the [ __ ] hard I'm hardcore hey kid I hope you meet the height requirement for this level that's just a little joke well now look out for five cheetahs orphaned eight rhinos alright and seven peacock mhm yep yep oh [ __ ] did you save rhino oh that's good why do they say that they're same like leedle leedle leedle spongebob mean wait no [ __ ] I [ __ ] up I've just been automatically clicking on them I [ __ ] up in bat game all right let's see you doing there wait but I [ __ ] up around 23 get five flamingos what the hell and seven zebras and seven gazelles this is not round 23 Casals even do the gazelles just like shimmy [Applause] this is a masterpiece one thing is else do look at this what is that supposed to convey all right what Marin is this now round 24 so we started on the 22 10 zebras I'm 10 I'm done I'm so dumb I so want to leave yes oh good game oh hey you don't know how glad I am you're finally home well [Music] can you know where could you be it's on the map look on the map for Kenya it's right there stay away you awful mouth yeah yeah use cheeto on Mouse Oh God those are like some flaccid cheese's they're Cheetos Oh God oh gosh baby Dumbo you don't have a hole at the end of your trunk all right I have a mother I knew I was forgetting something it's my mom oh [ __ ] Thunder snail oh [ __ ] yeah this is the best part of the game okay vote in chat for what color you want me to be I'll wait I'll take some drinks while I wait [Music] Oh God pink pink I'm going or there's no pink people are saying pink there's no pink I'm going blue that's the most common [Music] gross all right take a shovel this shovel might come in here take this shovel dig out the snow yeah Oh dig it great now I can keep on driving you got snow tires Oh cold snack Oh keep dreaming about blankets and hot Sun I'm tired of being cold y'all give him a rope cuz it's like it'll be like a friend he's to him Oh what are you what are you ok here you go hot cocoa hell yeah yeah happy snack happy snack I feel much better yeah happy noodle I'm going to slither home to my mama bye bye bye little Skeeter those mosquito 2 more animals still need my help Lord okay listen get out here go maybe if I move these icebergs around a little bit I can make a path to the shore oh okay I get it though once we solve this puzzle who lightning fast look at that I'm using the world stand so you can't even see him working oh god she's [ __ ] dead your head is distractingly small compared to your body I still need to rescue one more animal for the zoo can open let me guess when I click on this it's gonna get a head and it's gonna turn into a snowman Oh what that was not what I was expecting listen Oh Shh dude I don't know this game had my jam Oh even the dog is going to it you guys can't see it but I'm losing my mind right now I'm jamming out to this [ __ ] oh it's so good the rest of these penguins are not doing much oh [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] god holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] this is tank I'm gonna take several swings ah all right sweet good jam sesh guys Oh Samantha is home at last oh but but we're so grateful you saved our Sammy yes we missed hers like Professor Farnsworth you see right down here wonder what he does oh he's thick slides yeah oh damn you lost a nut Oh our girl the best our girl the best flippin slider on the junior SEAL team go on Samantha show him your stuff let's see what you got hell yeah nothing but hoop oh [ __ ] oh I remember the [ __ ] out of this this is where menu become real men look how excited the crowd is are they supposed to be the ones cheering Menace them [Applause] this is real putt-putt hours yeah stick it in there [Applause] here comes the flip trickshots putt-putt combo video combo ain't got [ __ ] on me polar bear yeah give a solid slap why is it baseball music this is not baseball [Music] bump it bump it angle it yes yes yes [Applause] how long is this gonna go on for though is this this is yet another non pertinent thing idea I think I just need to kick this guy's ass and I'm leave one more point and then I'm out of here [Music] Oh intense work there's a satisfying whacking sound yeah all right all right here bye-bye the [ __ ] was that did not think that was gonna happen just from clicking on some ice okay what else even is there to do big ol ants [Music] it's oh right I was gonna help out that that lion I'd like our new home oh the [ __ ] was that this is that's the thumbnail one let's get it again Oh what oh we ran out of opportunities that yes the this is not funny son that's in the spirit of the stream oh oh yeah see we didn't even have to talk to this guy when we solve this problem can I broke I don't think I can hmm you know I've got to go back down the rapids for some reason this way this way [Music] oh nothing wait but this part isn't anything this is just an empty featureless room why does this part of the game exist it's just completely pointless this is the gameplay what was the point of that option Oh God oh no wait there's a trail of scenic view that I gotta use right wait what's in this telescope oh oh okay maybe this will do the trick yeah yeah can you climb it [Music] [Music] you're welcome Virginia I see G out back l I rescued all the lost baby animals terrific putt-putt you save the zoo can't thank you enough follow me the LP late to the grand opening of the car town zoo may I I've got someone very special and we never could have opened the place with ever thanks to putt-putt scurry to angle we're gonna give him this junior zookeeper reward here you go great job oh yeah um I'm a junior zookeeper don't want to make a big deal about it that's some terrible lip-syncing I wanna say doing the honors and cutting the ribbon you bet yeah [Music] [Applause] enjoy the zoo but but it's going to be a grand day ha DD a grand day I get it sweet that's the end roll credits right roll credits let's hear about mr. pun where is he where is he where is mr. pun he's not in here Ron Gilbert you'll have to do Edward pun there he is beautiful alright well that's it again I really do now that I've seen that [ __ ] face for the third time all right now we're gonna play the best one we're gonna play pajama Sam you are we eat from your head to your feet etc hold up give me just one second this is gonna take 30 seconds I actually didn't install it but it literally takes 30 seconds to install so we're fine pajama son dis yeah I also have pajamas Sam's sock works and lost-and-found but they're just like minigame collections I'm just gonna go I'm just gonna plow through these three actual games and I say that with a lot of quotation marks no we're gonna miss some plot to this - oh stop pyjama banana slamma sorry guys it's gonna be invisible for just a sec oh I keep trying to alt-tab out but it keeps putting me back in it keeps putting me back in oh no never mind it showed up sweet [Music] oh wait wait I can't see anything are you Steve Millen you and your chocolate chip getting our throat boy eating cookies is hard work hell yeah it is ah but there's only one more box to go but I'll have 20 Box Tops and that means I can get the pajama man action figure with Titanic elbows it's almost time for dinner hmm hey guys tummy ache you know oh boy I don't feel so good oh I don't think that was me shock a Mach is that really the name of those cookies both [ __ ] cookies Oh first they spoil my dinner and now they've gotta cause trouble somewhere else somebody's gotta stop one somebody like of course I'll need my teeth your cape all right those cookies left a trail of crumbs as soon as I find my cape I can follow them oh oh excuse me can we hear that one one more time [Music] is that just a meme it's just the II mean II don't see it back here nope it's not find here oh okay Oh cookie cookie clicker nothing in here huh I remember it being in the drawer that's weird oh [ __ ] maybe all right cookies your cookies are over human Sam is on his way the Janus sama the banana slamma pantry oh cool oh there's the food pyramid spore shadowing hello somebody there nobody here but us potatoes call that a reference cookies oh [ __ ] oh no it's even worse Oh God Oh No please that was a lot darker than I remember it oh I remember this this part made me hungry as [ __ ] because you can eat all this [ __ ] there's lyrics to this music this is a great party so what's with the JAMA Sam his head anyway he's kind of got like Simpsons hair oh wait guys I almost [ __ ] up so this I remember this from the game when I played it as a kid there's a box top up here and if you don't grab this yeah yeah right if you don't grab this in this first room you can never get back to this room for the rest of the game so you can just screw yourself over if you escape from this or if you like leave this first time you just like [ __ ] it up that damn you ate a cake that was like it was like 16 Sam Wow great party yep Wow good conversation solid talk what is that thing at the bottom of the screen what are you everyone this is a shrimp think I should be calling up and down almost my dinner time and wouldn't want to spoil it oh sure my mom made all that broccoli you said some [ __ ] up what is that what is that thing you can just point here in jail until your trial next month healthy boy healthy it's almost time for dinner tell it to the fudge now me I've got to get back to the party okay here's another box top you can like skip on accident and just [ __ ] yourself over with let's talk to cute broccoli girl my name's Sam I'm florets are you a political prisoner - you don't know I think I'm in here because I said I didn't want to spoil my dinner hmm the Swedes don't always get along well with the other foods I'm not a food I mean you kind of are Jim Sam people are food hey bonbons I like those this is this game is how I learned what a bonbon is and I remember exactly how to do this puzzle because I did the beginning of this game so many times you gotta hit the bonbon on the key and then break off part of the cage to get the candy cane yes yeah get him yeah oops gee I didn't mean to break anything you totally did that's what I miss maybe this will come in handy Andy there it is again ladies and gents now I gotta use that on that oh [ __ ] I think maybe I deserve a reward Wow you just board that thing sorry guys I'm plugging in my laptop I actually can't see chat right now so don't say anything mean no mean comments will be tolerated I just want another bonbon oh nevermind hmm but you Sam you're looking actual glutton oh I see yes sir that's quite a lot oh shut up I know you have the key use key unlock okay sweetooth only mildly attractive come on we'd better not let them see us I've got to get to the food pyramid as quickly as possible I'm supposed to be at the peace conference with the other delegates thank you so much for watching Billie Jean coming later sorry it's just a big deal bother me after all there's no blue food right but I'm not taking any chances let's talk ass sound effect what is this are these like nerves is that what that's supposed to be me it's doors our bread oh I remember this song general no oh yeah the meeting room is in a fridge oh yeah and the map of the area is has shaped lemons what I'm saying you the island of moptop is in big trouble off top yeah mop top here's what's going down the folks who live on mop top are all foods right the fad I's group is taken over there they're causing problems right as a general you got there right so I've organized a peace conference one member of cheese and they're supposed to all get together here at the pyramid to talk out their differences I think Florence said something about that before right she's one of the delegates at the conference trouble is only two are here and there are solutions from the first that's bad news they see everybody or the cousins is a game what the conference is off all right that's it no general no the conference is still on Wow this is a map of the island of mop another box top the island of mop another box top oh one more thing Sam I've got to stay here and keep the general from declaring war so somebody needs to find the other four delegates and get them here they must have run into trouble or they'd be here by now I can find them for you all of them that they need but how will I recognize them that part is easy they'll all be wearing straw hats Flores and Luke wiggle bigger here the delegates still missing our chuck cheddar bean 47 Granny Smith and Pierre Lipan sweet what's this pug Arizona sweets just marks through the headlands no general wait oh I better find those delegates and get them here as fast as I can dude I remember the bean guy I remember the little bean sorting mini beans big fan oh this is the library I know it but this game is in my brain forever I know this is the library yeah listen to that music I'm cranking it on my headphones right now [Music] so good anyway chuckle on your way yeah you're the librarian right yes that's right why are yeah that's what I am Oh No thank you it's this book I'm reading it's very so look it's in a book it's reading uh yeah is it one of the classics opening coming sort of fun you see it's alright it's not one of the classic passion and Pittsburgh I got it at the supermarket Wow satisfied sure there's nothing wrong with that I don't really think so Sam doesn't judge well don't tell anybody just the same we librarians have to keep up appearances okay my lips are sealed thank you oh [ __ ] was that a binary code joke for three to eight-year-olds hi floret I guess this must be the peace conference right yes that's right it's nice to feel again Sam [ __ ] look at this dick this guy looks like an [ __ ] excuse me I don't believe we've met No oh I'm sorry look this is pajama Sam Sam this is Luke wiggle bake from the fast and sweet I was asked to be here because of my remarkably good taste I eat a box top please this 38 years old confirmed yeah I'm just like Jill Toro in part four oh don't jump you have so much to live for Oh scoop can we get scoop to own off sprinkles that's the name of scoop too weird a box top oh [ __ ] eleven missing all these Box Tops I'm gonna get my head in a game you know there's a lot of like sort of body references here like the thing the food pyramid is on a brain then there's like nerves nerve clusters all around and there's like cells and the pavement I just noticed is that smart junk I hope I never have to go back to jail again ever oh I'm tired I can't cook I hope I never happen yeah you can't go back to the jail cell so you can't get the [ __ ] box top it's in there if you miss it it's so dumb oh I remember this oh it's all coming flooding back [Music] the little sign follows your mouse cursor maybe you can make him dizzy like one of those eye enemies in in -64 he's gonna eat it and or swing on it it's a person oh you're alive hi I'm sprinkle hi no you're not you're a donor I didn't realize you were I mean I should have asked that's okay I have to swing what else would I be doing tied to a tree like this that's a good point all right let's cut this rope yeah hey the water is very nice today you ready asani donut what it yummy don't want to get too wet before dinner but maybe you could give me a ride sure [Music] hey what do you think the girl broccolis pea tastes like I'm just asking for a friend I'm just wondering one of my friends asked me barbecue sauce I put this on my feet I like mustard on my sandwich okay I know we need to win to hear from the egg there's an egg in this game egg hello hello french fry I'm not a french fry i pijamas him oh so you are penny do you like France might be my favorite i love french fry especially with mayonnaise hell yeah Nene it's very yeah yeah you don't need to restate it egg egg cup mustard I like barbecues this is me I'll take this Mimi's it could come in handy take the mayonnaise all right now we're gonna nut on it's french fries cuz this stream doesn't have enough Nutting already ready hey what do you think it's seeming [Music] sweet Oh God the game is drowning us the heart and the lungs it's creepy in here it is Oh Foothills get it a box top oh I remember these two they give you dance lessons hello young man how may we help you my name is Sam it's a pleasure to meet you Sam my name is Selma salary this is my sister Selina salary hello hello we teach dancing and etiquette here what do you do right now I'm helping a carrot prevent a war by finding peace delegates and getting them to a big conference how do like me yes war was always such a filthy business there's more cell walls on their house own there's more cells here yo real talk the bean subplot is the best part of this game hello up there hello are you supposed to be going to the peace conference yes but everybody is on strike so I'm stuck up here how the [ __ ] did you get up there buddy this guy is a [ __ ] face work is good what do you think this guy's values are hi I'm Sam oh hi is something wrong well I'm the foreman here at the factory and all the workers have gone on strike it's a big mess what jeez oh that's it I guess why are your workers striking I don't have a faintest idea but they've given me a bunch of crazy demands but I think it must really be something simple um what are those papers this is all stuff relating to the demands of the factory workers who are striking dams Foreman sweep Oh what but an Hut all right let's see one two three what so the I remember there's a beam sorting machine as you were whoops there he goes oh you have a oh yeah okay Oh krabby patty oh he's got my old bike dude not lightsaber screensaver all right talk to the beans hi lousy Wow we can't work with those obnoxious kidney beans so they're racists what's going on we're on strike is what's going on we can't work with those uppity jelly beans uppity okay let's go back this way oh yeah the blue burbs I just realized that's a pun on suburbs free etiquette thing oh yeah yo what is this like mode-7 background these cans just like the party you guys are all plumbers right right I get it oh they have a ski pass right cuz that's something one plumber would have lying around oh that's just my old ski ticket I heard it's so Cyrus now you can have it if you want what are these shapes mark darn it that's the route I always take when I go steal the Triforce another pock stop hell yeah you look pretty relaxed for someone who's working I'm assessing the situation you have to think about these things a while before you dive into them well is that my cameraman lunchbox no this is the rx 1,000 foot suspended Cadillac of lunchboxes it's sealed nitrogen base temperature regulator it kind of looks like an old [ __ ] lunch box this box has to be inside perfectly preserved I've got the ultimate the best cheese sandwich ever made Wow I love cheese sandwiches what could it cheese do you use Swiss cheese of course that's the best for cheese sandwiches sounds delicious who eats just Swiss cheese in a sandwich yep that's a sham ceman High Council monkey man man hey you in the Union Union the plumbers Union let's see your plunger one-zip I haven't got a plunger well then don't touch the wrench trained professionals okay what a day oh I remember this is super hard too but I need the wrench [Music] what are you all jumping for it's not jumping we're dancing it's called the Pogo Wow Oh sirens Musco beach I remember this egg egg yeah that [ __ ] took a dip yeah closed for the season are you one of the delegates for the Peace Conference but yes I am paella pan of the breads and gray hair I have tried I believe that's the only way for me to escape is for you to ring the bell at this game and we'll be ringing of the Bell well what I can do thank you it was a peace conference to be deprived up here this is not good fun hit it slam it pansy me and the Bell were just closer together this wouldn't be so hard uses a handle scrape away the space between you and the Bell all right faucet is leaking here boy you guys look healthy yeah we know whatever you like compliment a beautiful person they're like yeah I know shouldn't you be working out or something not now do well busy we have to draw those cupcakes for our art class the one this one's like an Arnold Schwarzenegger of muffins do you guys like to work out oh yeah working out is almost as important to us is our drawing assignment but not quite because of those cupcakes so we can be famous artist someday famous artist and the Governor of California this exercise machine is connected to the ferris wheel yep that's right little dude when we work out it makes the wheel go around sweet the water's on but nothing's coming out of the hose oh I need the wrench of what are you guys in nematodes oh you know we're just baking you know so yeah just soaking up some rays oh they need vitamin C it stands for cupcake bone beach oh it's banana man ha ha it's Jerry Seinfeld let me ask you this what goes ha ha ha plop plop plop me my audience [Music] ten orange holding its breath I don't even get that for guy hey is it all right if I take your pumpkin sure kid knock yourself out literally knock yourself out another box top how do I get the weapon how do I get my weapons there we go all right I have the etiquette lesson I was wondering what do we do and our young man um knock on it I guess how many box tops are there I don't know no clue no young man what can we do for you today around here with a straw hat whipping out all my jokes I think maybe one of those beans at the construction site yeah choo-choo Selma yes perhaps but I do try not to think about those uncouth legumes they make such a racket these two are a lesbo yeah let's pop like a dance and etiquette teacher couple it makes perfect sense garnish oh stop no give my items on my worldview so you do young men so you do come right in although manners are the most commonly neglected rules of etiquette in these modern times so that's what we'll cover in today's lesson first never bust your arm on the table while eating eat your soup with a spoon do not slurp it from the bowl never throw food at the table excuse yourself before making funny animal noises do not draw on KOCO xenon set fire to the tablecloth standing on the table during a meal is not permitted to eat all the food on your plate and do it in alphabetical order are we okay so far um I guess good now a few words about place setting dinner plate goes in the center with the bread plate to the left in the glass or glasses at the upper right silverware should be placed as follows forks on the Left salad for seafood fork and steak for all the right we have the steak knife food not soup spoon cocktail wienie poker mashie Niblick the cheese fork will be the one which is brought with the cheap dessert silverware is set separately after the meal this concludes our lesson for today well thank you for coming and as for all your etiquette needs in the future okay thank you well get anything for this okay well guess that's that it's pumped [Music] [Music] all right as you were wait what's I need to wait for the cutscene to play out you know what's going on they say they want sound insurance whatever that is I've got to figure out how many policies on me now there are those figures darn a [Music] tan Hut all right let's see 1 2 3 it doesn't do anything all right as you were what the [ __ ] what's the point of that back this way yeah Chuck cheddar here's a booming good evening you're wearing a straw hat are you one of the delegates to the peace conference I sure AM I'm Chuck cheddar cheese forgot about I think so I parachute it in and got stuck on this ledge no I can't get across what I can do much obliged pajama Sam sweet oh it's this guy or the big dude I am called syllabus the surface for reasons I cannot fathom I sit here a top mount wisdom and ponder the deeper mysteries of the universe what are you pondering right now I am considering the nature of cheese the nature of cheese well then perhaps you will be able to help me find the answer to the great three-part question of the nature of cheese what are the three parts of the question first I must know which fork at the table is the cheese pork is the one that gets brought with the cheese Oh excellent it is elegant in its simplicity well then let us move on the second part of the question is this what sort of cheese is the moon made er the moon is made of cheese the last part is perhaps the most important what sort of cheese is the best to put in a cheese sandwich oh I know the plumber told me Swiss cheese is the best of course plumbers are renowned for their excellent taste in cheese sandwiches I'll keep working on that okay I think there's a point where I get to look at the moon heyyo gondola I wonder where it goes oh yeah oh yeah ready for the best minigame ever resort boy this place has got everything skis and poles are whoa let me show the route that plumber took when he went skiing before I go down there Oh Jean oh boy all right what do I do oh god these graphics Oh Oh triangle can't fool me this was the most Lynch [ __ ] when I was a kid these were like unbelievable graphics it's like I'm really there this is a strat speedrun technique we do this for stylistic purposes all plunger what I went right through it you like scheme a lot what the [ __ ] pajamas Sam oh I went right through it true strat this is - dancing weight did it thank you [Music] oh well you might be useful really the first thing you're gonna do is stick that on your face pajama Sam alright let's see how fast I can get down here get that wrench regulations you know yeah rules plumbers use needs to fix clogs with you use plunger on wrench but really you sponge runners that's a real nice plunger real nice always nice to meet a fellow plumber folks call me scissors rock over there I'm Timothy it's a pleasure Sam likewise yeah well why don't you go ahead and try out that ranch a while it's a real beauty okay sweet sweet wrench the real time what's down here again oh yeah I have the means that section looks okay I wonder what is wait okay so the water is going down there I'll bet if I replace the clogged pipe with one of these spare pipes it would work I could use one of these to replace the coil yeah I know pick it up [ __ ] put it up there yeah sweetie that looks like a perfect fit now that I know now that I've got all this working I think I'll let it be okay cool I fixed it give me that one it looks like your club got fixed yep I finally got it you see you just gotta keep at it deep bad it can't reach you my plunger for yours if you're not using that big plunger right now would you like to trade me for a while well sure I guess that'd be all right chump I'm taking this thing for life sticks it on his head immediately hmm Oh yuck OOP sorry that's okay Sam I've been working with rock for years so I'm used to it Wow Rock is abusive okay now that we have wrench we can do thing tighten that nut use the hose here you go you a little thirsty cauliflower boy cauliflower sure grow fast around here give them a good slurp girls maybe we can find some fun someplace l guess these chants have no no other options but to work out whoa there go the cupcakes dude boomer what are we gonna do now like we're consoles what else yeah all right Jesus Christ get goofy the wheel justice a romance how I miss mouse it beautiful Eclair beautiful declare is that it's like white go up with your thing and just dang it oh I got a dang it on the next run around yeah you have completed the rescuing of me and only with a slight bruising you have this sincere thanks now you'd better get to that peace conference right away I will make say utmost of haste again thank you and goodbye bye wait don't have tricks or this guys jokes oh oh oh ghosts please pose for your [ __ ] oh right [Music] suspect sneaky pajama sam face sneaky all right I guess that's it I couldn't click on the other button so bye okay people were saying switch the signs here I remember that now switch them around so they accidentally love each other what a tricky bastard all right as you were that's so dumb Hey look over there what their sign says meat beans are best it's literally your side you like us after all it's literally a sign you guys over there your dumb ass we did it we fixed racism why I'll be there they're working thank goodness Jamis Sam always helps those in need yeah real hero well I'd stay and chat but I'm late for the Peace Conference I know see ya that's two three two to go well what do now what's why I meet this scary face it literally just has a student oh here's another box top hi how are you doing oh we're good oh wait I need to be a Gore in the entrance listen we're garden it I see garden is a joke anyway I need to be a gourd to get past here that's what the pumpkins for where is that I don't see anybody so sly oh hello sir welcome to the a complex mister mister bump dish to gourd very good yes that's very good [Music] it's probably the poison it's more clear to the box couldn't put it better myself for Jim Sam also we got the full thing we Gigi everybody we got the action figure with the elbow thing hell yeah 100% completion speed running all the way around the world full moon is little cheese made out of cheese the moon is made of Monterey Jack cheese is there anything else that's really it you can just move right a little bit there's nothing else to explore there meat meat indeed I seem to remember there was like a like the granny apple oh wait there's a room there yeah there we go nut more almonds or more nuts gross [Music] [ __ ] [Music] [Music] what the [ __ ] [Music] there we go well that's real janky Oh use the plunge Oh God it was terrifying yes it wasn't so deep after all are you okay yes I'm fine thank you very much speech thank you now I must be rushing along to the conference they are be waiting for me good my honor fun lugar smooch three down only one more to go nut is [ __ ] nuts [Music] what else do I need to do cheese right cheese questions geez question Oh small e pot - yes what type of cheese is the moon made up I've seen there sorry guys oh no not again Wow say kid great plan you really helped me out of a jam here [ __ ] oh [ __ ] thanks I accidentally alt-tab doubt this is the worst oh you're welcome I'd stick around and swap stories with you but I've got to get to that peace conference pronto first idea come on everybody break time some time they better get to the food pyramid myself to make sure everything goes okay I'm telling you meals should consist strictly of dairy products for health reasons but he sees the breads which are the most healthy of foods that's nice crusty here thinks he's healthy this cheese Rushdie Bandersnatch cannot negotiate with him huh you're both fools the bean way is the only way so the principal staple for meals and dessert what do you know you old crab apple Wow more than you you overgrown lava mole oh my god let's not resort to name-calling who made you the boss you wilted weed what the [ __ ] head shrub entree loaf [Music] garlotte tidbit Wow what's going on in here I thought our shouting resumes war no no it doesn't you're all being silly fighting like it all been suing thing I've learned it's that no food isn't Island what what are you talking about you two are arguing about whether cheese or bread is better but it takes cheese and bread to make a cheese sandwich which is maybe the most perfect food there is that's true neither of you could do it without the other hmm hey Frank mmm cheese sandwich there's other stuff too what about peanut butter and jelly or macaroni and cheese or peaches and cream mm-hmm the best things are made by different kinds of food working together that's what you should all be doing instead of fighting you can work together to create new and better things Wow sure we solve racism again Wow the kids got a point Sydney had been most foolish put her there partner Oh gross smooth cooperation why this means peace general peace exactly in that case I hereby officially and irrevocably declare peace great speech Sam you really saved the day with that one I'm glad I could help can you stick around to help us make plans for the future oh yeah home for dinner dinner oh my gosh I forgot yeah not Dindin oh sure that's it doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot oh god that's terrifying all right well that's it that's all three who's gonna be at the party and did it guys oh there's the girl smooch I knew it was in here oh okay so things I didn't do I didn't do the bean sorting machine and I didn't do the library minigame but I beat the game anyways so that's just how pro I am all right well I'm gonna go [Applause] thanks for tuning in to weenie hut hour and I'll upload this to youtube so people can see it thanks for indulging my dumb drunken stupid stream I'll see you guys later [Music]

Channel: fruit salad

Views: 12,593

Rating: 4.8738737 out of 5

Keywords: beb gam, why u pley, why no schut

Id: x4DE_kEzIOs

Length: 176min 48sec (10608 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 27 2018