Who's The Boss | Pilot | Season 1 Episode 1 | Throw Back TV

you sure you got everything honey i'm sure daddy why is it tough i thought i noticed a tear in one of the cockroach's eyes i still say you're making a big mistake tony how could you leave new york huh the triborough bridge hey look mr roger you got to admit this neighborhood is falling apart i mean look at samantha when she starts coming home with black eyes i think it's time for me to get out hey that's because there were three of those guys dad and anyway i got one guy sneezing out of his ear how are you going to support yourself huh oh hey miss rosie i got a great job at a great place it's all green with picket fences you always said you love new york yeah but i love my daughter a lot more even those take care of yourself okay you too johnny but i'm telling you you're gonna miss the heartbeat of the city the excitement the culture hey shut up donaire i'm trying to sleep hey go sit on there is more to life than what you're living so take a chance and and a face that's hit a brand new life around the van there were times i lost a dream or two found a trail at the [Music] brand new life around the world is somebody getting that no will you please see who's at the door all right i'll see who is it sweetheart oh just some guy well what does he want how should i know he was just standing up there you mean you didn't even ask no you just had to see what's at the door you didn't say open it jonathan i'm warning you joan crawford is my idol warning may i help you well if you're angela bauer i'm here to help you i beg your pardon i'm tony miceli i'm here about the job oh i'm sorry there must be a mistake this job is for a housekeeper that's me mr good mop oh well uh my mother's screening everyone did you meet her yeah yeah yesterday yeah you know she gave me the once over kicked me the tires put me up on a rack hell she should have checked under your hood because you're the wrong sex oh wait a minute she said that wouldn't be any problem my mother didn't think world war ii was a problem oh that must be jonathan cute kid yes he is you must be jonathan that's right how'd you know now your grandmother told me you're king of the reptiles right that's me excuse me i'm in a terrible rush i've got to get jonathan to school and i've got to catch a train well i could take him no nothing jonathan didn't i tell you to take the snake out of the living room not today it didn't must you be so literal yes jonathan i don't know what to do with you uh hey jonathan why don't you uh hustle your little buddy upstairs well what's the big deal well the big deal is it looks like a showdown between your snake and your mother and remember the snake doesn't pay your allowance good point well sorry what where money talks and you don't thank you uh uh where were we oh yes you were at the door and i was about to close it oh wait wait wait i you know i gave up my apartment i drove all the way up here your mother said i had this job except for a small formality what formality you saying yes no can we talk do you do you have any references no do you have any experience none how many jobs have you had as a housekeeper one if i get this ah mr miceli here you are and right on time what a reliable person so how are things going with you two in the direction of the door the door angela what is the problem the problem is mother you sent me a man for a housekeeper oh don't be sexist a man can do meaningless unproductive work just as well as a woman [Applause] mother mother the housekeeper's room is very close to mine oh hey don't worry about me i keep a can of mace by my bed he's got a sense of humor a regular henny young man what a zany guy nevertheless it doesn't look right or feel right for a man to be living here alone but he's not alone didn't you tell her about samantha you're married oh no no uh sam's my daughter uh you're gonna love me she's out in the truck i'll go get her no no wait ah isn't he perfect no he loves children angela and children love him i got that from the director of the brooklyn y see my instincts tell me this is the man for my grandson and it doesn't hurt that he's a hunk mother [Music] i'm not looking for a hunk for a housekeeper why not he'll do floors he'll lift furniture can i come over when he lifts mother i don't know anything about this man now angela i checked him out thoroughly and it's a story you won't believe oh one of those i got it from his parish priest see he's an ex-jock and he played in the major leagues for a while until he got hurt and then they dumped him the swine and it was just about that time that his young wife died mother don't do this to me they were childhood sweethearts angela and since that time well he's been working at odd jobs you know a young widower trying to find himself and support his little girl you did it to me even the child psychologist said that jonathan has to have a male role model and this tony is he male or is he male i mean we are talking mucho macho here oh here she is this is samantha oh oh she got that china stealing third and little league uh sam i want you to meet some real nice people this is mona robinson nice to meet you and this is angela bauer oh i'm very pleased to meet you miss bowers you have a lovely home and you're so pretty oh thank you i'm very flattered that's the idea and uh oh and this is uh the snake keeper jonathan uh jonathan this is sam hi hi they love each other already so shall we wrap this thing up yeah i i don't know angela albert schweitzer is dead this is the next best thing [Music] hey look uh all i can say is i really need the job i mean my daughter needs a good place to grow up and uh i got a feeling maybe you need us it's okay with me mom there you go there's the deciding vote [Laughter] i guess we could give it a try we got ourselves a oh yes you can have the sewing i'm gonna get her stuff it's in the van i think i'll just go watch him unload are you afraid of snakes i'm afraid i had a boa constrictor when i was a kid you'd swallow live mice and once he had a kid bigger than you is there any more questions yes is it too late to change my vote yes great thank you again it was a lovely evening you mean you're gonna send a starving man home i can't believe it oh i'm sorry i can't believe it you spend 300 on dinner and you still come away hungry i've had it with nouvelle cuisine the waiter had more food on his sleeve than i had on my plate what about your cab driver oh uh let him get his own meal oh well he'll probably do better than we do sit down i'll see what we have ah if i may say so ms vice president you were absolutely charming with those clients tonight you may say so mr president your media plan was uh only brilliant that was the way you pretended you'd seen it before you make a great team yeah uh how about a green salad uh this is uh potato salad it's true but it is green i haven't shopped since the last housekeeper quit i'd settle for peanut butter and jelly now that i can handle i may not be great in the kitchen but i certainly make up for it in the boardroom i'm not bored oh the connecticut clot strikes again here let me help no no don't touch it you'll cut yourself here i'm gonna get the dustpan this is good china i know i care enough to break the very best i have a wonderful idea we can't my son's upstairs i don't mean upstairs i mean up state i've got a place we can go there this weekend uh this weekend i don't know if my mother can take jonathan this weekend i have a cabinet full of wedgwood china we can break it all wedgewood oh grant now you're really getting to me hey what's going on i thought you were getting attacked what are you doing rolling around on the floor you weren't rolling on the floor we were picking up a broken plate both of you it was a big plate angela who is this well grant you're not gonna believe this but uh this is my new housekeeper housekeeper uh angela this is the ugliest woman i've ever seen hey hey who is this bozo tony this bozo is my boss it's your boss i thought they chased you around your desk not around your stove i don't find that very amusing and i don't have to explain my behavior to a male mary poppins mary poppins huh you're lucky i like that movie right take care why you gotta behave yourself don't tell me to behave myself talk to conan the barbarian here go to your room angela tony go to your room brad go to your time and go to your cab tony go to your room i'm going i'm going grant i'm very sorry about this we'll talk about the weekend uh at the office tomorrow well look on the bright side you just saved a fortune in cab fare great that makes two meters that got turned off early i knew it i knew this wasn't going to work out hey no problem we just got our signals crossed across your signal you have just intruded on a personal moment with someone i happen to like a lot from now on if you feel tempted to butt in please butt out well next time i see somebody crawling all over you on the floor i know that's how you entertain friends oh i think we better continue this discussion in the morning right now i am so angry i could strangle you let's go to bed right [Applause] did you have a bad dream sweetheart no i didn't even get to sleep i knew i thought it was jonathan well uh i don't take this like an apology or anything but um i guess i screwed up a little tonight well maybe a little i hope i didn't close to your job no i don't think so i think you might have cost me an awfully big promotion ah-ha so that's why you're going out with that guy for a promotion there you go jumping to conclusions again i am going out with him because he's he's great-looking he's fun to be with and he's a good dancer so he's got twinkle toes what's the promotion grant's being moved up to chairman of the board he's going to recommend a new president this week uh and i've got a good shot at it or at least i did hey no problem you could be president someplace else just like that go down to the president's hiring hall and hang around until something breaks you're a smart lady you could do it you don't need that stiff tony you know how long i've worked for this uh ever since my husband left me and well anyhow it's it's just taken me a long time to get this far and i i'd really love to go all the way yeah i know i just went nothing was going to happen here well why shouldn't when the man has a perfectly good house upstate aha so that's where you're going with him this weekend tony i'm gonna say this very slowly my weekend has nothing to do with my promotion you'll never know unless you don't go who are you anyway jiminy cricket i'm just trying to tell you angel you can do this on your own it's like sinatra said sinatra through it all when there was doubt i ate it up and i spit it out i faced them all and i stood tall and i did it my way we're talking about my life and you're giving me philosophy from the sands hotel well could you just try to remember what i said tony if i had a lobotomy i would remember that well good just let me tell you one thing angela you never catch me doing something dumb like sleeping with my employer all right egg fans let's show those chickens they have not laid in vain all right two scrambled working baby do i hear fried boiled basted or sunny side up jonathan how would you like your eggs in the shell i hate eggs i'll just have some crunchy corals and a cup of coffee crunchy crawlers and a cup of coffee you want to top it off with a shot of vodka let me see that look at this it's all bleached flour and sugar yeah you eat this you'll be a walking pimple out it goes well start eating eggs shady scrambled there you go there thank you you're welcome sweetheart and you mind yuck isn't there anything else yeah hunger now eat those eggs or the rest of those teeth are gonna fall out and they're not gonna come back oh look who's up the lady at the house good morning good morning good morning can i make you something for breakfast no thank you just juice and coffee you sure i'm sure hey what about her teeth jonathan since when did you start eating eggs since tonight my crunchy crawlers he said i was either that or hunger you threatened my son yeah seems to be working every time how are you liking those eggs i haven't thrown up yet keep eating champ later we'll shoot some hoops excuse me so uh did you think about it yes just juicing coffee you're not just juicing coffee you know what i'm talking about what we thought yes well i i'm just going to let what happens happen oh hey hey oh if you just let what happens happen when what you wanted to happen happens you're not going to know what would happen or not no no no no no wait a minute there are certain things that are no good for you like crunchy crawlers and guys who just want now just a minute if i want crunchy crawlers then i will have crunchy crawlers crunchy crawlers are empty calories not really satisfying in an hour you're gonna want something else maybe i'll want more crunchy crawlers i only got eight minutes to get you to the train time really flies when you're bored doesn't it [Music] goodbye darling the school bus will be here in a minute i love you what was that all about sex that's what i thought [Laughter] grant level with me um does uh my promotion have anything to do with well uh our uh weekend together hey jim peterson's up for it too and i didn't invite him well uh grant you know i i think we ought to put the weekend on hold until after the board makes its final decision why because to tell you the truth if i go away with you this weekend and then i get the presidency i'll never know if it was because i was good or because i was good i'd know [Laughter] well you could joke about it if you want to but i'd like to think that i faced them all and i stood tall and did it my way i don't believe i said that i don't either are you moonlighting in a piano bar [Laughter] hi tony ah what are you doing oh this is called the aerobic house cleaning you stay lean while you clean you're home early aren't you grant decided to call a special meeting of the board of directors to decide on the new president right away i waited around for a while and then i decided to come home when i started biting nails that belong to other people i don't know what you're worried about you're gonna get it well never can be sure tony don't take this as a compliment but uh well i kind of followed your advice and i'm not going away with him this weekend yeah that's terrific yeah well that's easy for you to say i guess i'm gonna sweat it out i better do it in a sweatsuit it's a good idea hey we can shoot some hoops oops you know oh oh great hey hey look who's here huck finn and tom sawyer how was school guys you guys eat lunch together no i played baseball how about you jonathan i was in the science lab having lunch with an alligator oh an alligator huh i like alligators you know they always get a bum rap in them jungle movies huh i'm starved i need a shadow oh that's a good idea around the granola for the house so uh tell me all about school honey how was it it was great daddy the playground's beautiful it's so nice to sit on a bench without having to push on wino i'm so glad you like it so we go hey and uh how are you getting along with old jonathan i mean captain culver okay i guess but i really like his mom well she's got it together i mean well most of it anyway dad how could a woman make enough money to afford a great house like this well i mean she works hard and she's real smart hey you could do the same thing i can't sure then i think i'll be the manager of the mets good choice good choice i'll be so proud of you when you're out there kicking dirt on umpires i'd love to all right oh i'll be right out sweetheart bower residents tony here oh hi rosie from the office oh nice to meet you rosie yeah no she's uh changing clothes can i take a message oh come on rosie uh i won't tell she get it or not no ah come on give me a little hint yahoo oh yahoo oh now i get it she got it oh great yeah i'll tell her that uh mr paxton's gonna call uh-huh okay fine yeah rosie okay but you sound nice too rosie bye hey all right let's go was that the phone yeah that was the phone oh who was it oh was he uh oh it's the arthur murray dance studio you just want a free dance lesson great now all my problems are solved i'll be a rockette you'll be a good one thank you uh is there any coffee sure come on come with me grab yourself a cup now there's nothing to do but sit around and go crazy uh you want some no let me uh let me ask you a question huh sure let's say uh you know you don't get this job i mean you're gonna be sorry you didn't fool around with the boss no glad i did what i did you sure yeah i'm sure why because uh you got that that it arthur murray that was rosie i got it [Music] [Applause] well that's great we got to celebrate what should we do about some hoops is that your answer for everything yeah yeah well mine is a hot bath and a cold glass of champagne well how about you jonathan ah i have to feed wilbur let's go sam i think our work is really cut out for us [Music] you

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Length: 25min 17sec (1517 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 21 2020