- [Narrator] Magnus, this
is Fartar! (laughs loudly). (funky game music playing) Hey you all, back to go
with another game video. And we're back in VR. Yeah, I got my fruit size HTC vibe. Wow. Look at this. Oh, we can choose our tunes? Okay, what are we going to choose here? Oh, you guys liked that one huh? Okay. We're going to play some pool here. All right. Who wants to play some pool? Oh, wait, where are the pool tables? Why do they have pool stakes... Oh, a bat. Cool. Oops, I broke it. It was
fucked up when I found it. Is this free? Can I drink this? Delicious. Oh, what's happening to me? It's driving me batty (laughs loudly). Oh, check this out. We've got darts over here. Hey who want's to play darts with me? How about you? You look
like a sharp individual. Oh, I took a stab at it. Ooh, sorry buddy, but you're real hit. Wow, check out this drink over here. Why is it glowing? What does this do? It's calling I better drink it. Wow. Cool! What's happening? Is everybody frozen? (laughs loudly). Fruit punches for everyone. (laughs loudly). Ear punches. Oh, excuse me trying to kiss me? Get away. Double stuffed Oreo
punches (laughs loudly). Oh no, this drink has a hair in it. Your hair (laughs loudly). Oh no. Those two guys got unfrozen
and they disappeared. What do you want? I wasn't even fighting with you. Neck massages, neck massages. What? Oh hey, you don't like my neck massages? What are you doing? Are you waddling like a duck? What is this? It's a good look for you, it really is. Oh, should we go up to bat? I turned him into a pretzel. Oopsie-daisy. We might need a medic. Sit still, let me try and
get your arm back to normal. Trust me, I'm a medical professional. What are you talking
about Bobby McPherson? Get out of here (laughs loudly). What? Hey, take a seat. This one (laughs loudly). Oh, I punched him right
in the goatee (laughs). Hey, this guy's looking pretty fly. Fly (laughs loudly). Yeah, I'll do the same thing to you. Get away from me. We want a batter? Not a full bladder. There we go. Come on, you're a real
hit (laughs loudly). Get out of here creepy
teeth, I don't like you. Everybody in this game has creepy teeth. Here, stop wine-ing (laughs loudly). All right, out you go (laughs loudly). Stop talking to me. Get out of here. This is my bar now. It's all mine. That's what you get for
eating my food friends. Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle. Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle. Out you go (laughs loudly). Oh, you want to start something huh. You throw one dart in somebody's butt and this is what happens. The whole place just goes to crap. I'm going to poke you in the goatee. I warned you. I warned you. Oh, the cops are here. Quickly! Oh, I was going to grab a mace. Oh no. I got kicked out. Closed for repairs (laughs loudly). Yeah. I might have done that. Oopsie-daisy. Come on let me in, I want to
give people booty punches. Okay. I think this one's open let's see what's going on in here. Check it out. It's a cowboy bar. Hey, just call me Wyatt Burp. (burps) Nice. Hey, is this yours? Is this your phone? Oh, I was helping you. Excuse me, I'm trying
to get over to the piano on the other side. Excuse me, guys get out of
the way (laughs loudly). There we go. I just wanted to play
the piano a little bit. What? It kicked me out for
trying to play the piano? That's it. That's it. Stools over fools. What? You want some of this? My beef wasn't even with you brother. Take a walk. Oh no, his arm's behind his back again. I turned you into a pretzel too. Oh dear. (laughs loudly) How much does it cost? A buck! (laughs loudly) Stop hitting yourself.
Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself.
Stop hitting yourself. (laughs loudly) Excuse me, now we're having a good time. What do you say when you
get punched in the face? Oh dear (laughs loudly). Excuse me. Oh, get poke in the booty. Oh, I see. You want to try and punch Orangy? Mm-mm, fruit punch. Wow (laughs loudly). I think I broke his
everything (laughs loudly). I'm coming after you next, yeah. Oops, missed. Oh yeah, come here. Did I get arrested? I got kicked out of that place too. Now what do I do? Oh, I can... Oh, I guess we're just
hanging out in the alleyway. Alright. Hey, what's up buddy? How are you doing? What's this? Can I have this? Oh, that looks cool. I wonder what it... Wow, what are you doing? Are you dancing? Oh, you want to fight me? Oh yeah? You're in
trouble (laughs loudly). I did look like that, you've got to admit. Four! Oh, you're four. I don't want to work, I just
want to bang on the drums all day. What do you got over here? No, I'm looking at this
stuff over here, stop. Leave me alone. There's
something cool over here I can tell. Oh yeah, get out of the
way (laughs loudly). Yes. Oh yeah, we've got some
fire smackers over here. Oh yeah. You want a fire smacker? There you go. Oh, they're wet. Oh, he went flying. Let's try it again. Fire smacker time. (explosion) (laughs loudly) Why are you not getting fired up? (laughs loudly) Wow, he was flying. Oh, there's one more left. Goodbye buddy, aren't you having a blast? Wow (laughs loudly). Oh man. I sent him into
the next area code. Oh, leaf blower. Let me try this. Oh yeah, who want's some? Yeah, air up their
armpits (laughs loudly). Wow, a little air, a
little zap in the booty. (laughs loudly) That's electrifying
ain't it? (laughs loudly) This game rules. Hey, who wants another drink? It's all mine, all mine. Time to get a leg up on the competition. (laughs loudly) Guys trouble is afoot. Now everybody say great. Magnus this is Fartar! (laughs loudly) Yeah, they're in the
sewer (laughs loudly). Say hi to Michelangelo
while you're down there. Oh, fire hose. (laughs loudly) What are you thinking? Lady you're all washed up. Oh, yeah (laughs loudly). You forgot to wash behind
your ears, I'll help you. (laughs loudly) Happens to me all the time
because I don't have ears. Oh no. You guys are kind of
tangled up (laughs loudly). Oh, more fire smackers. What does this do? (laughs loudly) Little Axe body spray? Knock it off, I'm trying
to light up a fire smacker. Here, have it. Oh, I thought it was a dud for a second. What's wrong lady? It's a BB gun. Oh yeah (laughs loudly). Super secret surprise booty shot. (laughs loudly) Oh, you like that. Oh, groin shot. Groin shot (laughs loudly). Oh, you didn't like my BB gun? Oh, they really didn't like it. Okay. Stop it. Leave me alone. (laughs loudly) What do you want? Masked wonder. What the... Oh no. Oh no. They knocked me out. Oh, there I am over there. Oh shoot, I've got to pick myself up. Oh no. I think this might be it. Come on, get up. Get back, come on. Oh, man. I got beat you guys. All right. Well, you know. I think I did more beating
up than everybody else did to me. So, I think I'm doing pretty good. Well let me know if you want
me to you play this game again. Okay? Thank you so much for watching everybody. Till next time. Later potatoes. (funky game music playing)
