FOX News favorites critique Greg Gutfeld on debut of new show

we're back with the greatest panel ever put together on tv and it's not these people it's these people the pedal within a panel yes so we've been on the air for about five years now actually a half an hour and the time has really flown and i thought what a great time to ask some expert judges about how i'm doing so far joining us to weigh in america's newsroom co-anchor and the five co-host dana perino the host of the uh tucker carlson tonight show and tucker carlson today on fox nation tucker carlson oh wait you so bill hammer couldn't make it all right uh fox and friends co-host brian kilmeade all right um i want you guys to be honest you've watched uh more than a few blocks at this show dana um i know it's pretty late for you to be up um what did you make of it so far well first of all you just stole my first joke because i can't believe that i stayed up three hours past my bedtime to watch this yes you might consider moving this show back to 3 a.m and where you belong and maybe you know post it on youtube or something that was actually quite successful the old red eye also i wore orange to match your logo and i realize now that you seem to have stolen it from garfield the cat and now the legal department has already called you're 25 minutes into your first show and we already have our first lawsuit so let me say i brought down some uh some two for charisma oh thank you out of two out of ten two for preparation two for delivery how did i come up with that number i don't know because 2 is your suicide wow hi dana although i also have to say i was very impressed that kaylee mcaney knows less about illegal drugs than i do and i salute you for that wow that hurt all right tucker uh well um what do you think so far of this show wow on fox don't mess with dana perino but sharp um look it's your first show i don't want to be you know i don't want to be critical i want to highlight the positives i think there are some there are some more points too but i would i just want to start with something that almost nobody ever acknowledges which is your studio audience and unlike a lot of studio audiences they're not hyenas no i'm serious there's not a lot of forced defying you know there's a lot of restraint there's some tittering there's some like chuckling you know what i mean yes and so for that for the kind of realistic nature of their responses i give them a 10. you go studio audience so i also want to compliment cat tim um for the revelatory nature of her participation she just admitted on television and the host missed it somehow but that she's free-based parmesan cheese no i did not now even in a moment where everyone's admitting i think he did not you know nobody kind of holds back too much parmesan cheese but to admit that you've smoked parmesan cheese through a crack pipe you go cat tim i want to party with you as to the question i know you're i know you're asking and you're like well what about the guy whose name is on the show the anchor as it were i just want to say it i'm not being critical at all i like the exclamation point i think it's emphatic it's bold it's vigorous and i'm just speaking particularly of that punctuation mark and and i want to affirm it with another one okay and i'll stop there i have not smoked parmesan cheese catnip is another story and that was an accident um so uh mr kilmeade what are your thoughts on this show well i'm not gonna stoop to giving numbers uh i am not i don't have a figure skating background i've not been into gymnastics international competitions but i'll say this there's a little bit too much you i thought it would be more about the panel i wish there wasn't such emphasis on you and my problem was i had such high hopes for the show i think i went up to you last week and i said greg you're going to do great and then i watched it and i'm thinking to myself what was i thinking there's one thing i noticed about late night television is they don't criticize each other anymore colbert goes on each other's show they go and host each other award shows and within three minutes you alienated jimmy fallon stephen colbert uh the guy from the daily show i forgot his name then you alienated delta coke baseball brian williams cnn so every late night host you're supposed to be the unifier bring america together i see an a-plus panel i see a very handsome audience you're right a legitimate audience no legitimate laugh track and then i see you greg and i'm saying to myself is there going to be a guest host let's say you get injured or you run a fever because everything's there the set is there i just don't hear the questions the punctuation the humor the smile the outfit it all just below average and i wish it could be different wow i mean yes

Channel: Fox News

Views: 169,894

Rating: 4.7008224 out of 5

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Id: A9jiNpyiRbA

Length: 5min 25sec (325 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 06 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/J2K_PhD]

“You want to know how I got that number? ... because of your shoe size!”

I almost vomited.

[u/BahaMan69]

They must have put mics right in front of the production crew. Every fucking joke is followed up by some nervous female laughter that sounds like it's right behind the camera.

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It’s so forced that it makes me uncomfortable.

[u/EstacionEsperanza]

It reminds me of when Fox News aired the 1/2 News Hour when the Daily Show was at the height of its popularity.

Holy shit is Greg Gutfeld unfunny though. The way he and the panel complain about more successful talkshow hosts, they just sound like spurned lovers lol.

[u/cjones528]

Conservatives are embarrassingly unfunny.

[u/shinbreaker]

I wonder how many boomers were laughing like this was an episode of Def Comedy Jam.

[u/CrustyBalls-]

More proof the right can't meme

[u/nealio1000]

Conservatives are not funny plain and simple

[u/Phoenixapartment]

This is one of the funniest fucking things I have ever seen. Its so bad its hilarious. I challenge you to bring me one person, who isn’t a complete braindead moron; that finds this even slightly funny.