four minutes of Astarion being funny (Baldur's Gate 3, with spoilers)

uh hello again easy now let's not do anything hilarious now I can't help but notice that one of us is positively drenched in blood you have a manner of irresistible desperation about you I like it I think he likes us oh Bravo Encore I promise I've seen worse my she sounds positively demented I love it let's tell her everything good morning I thank you for not killing me the other night watch your tongue these were my brethren don't be touchy I'm sure he meant better off dead as a compliment I shake a hand but she can still snap me into so uh probably safe is to skip it so I was wondering if maybe perhaps you might be able to uh can you read what's on my damn back anyway it's a brand new day I'm sure we'll find lots of people for you to kill don't you dare say no can we kill him now we need an army not a hunter there could be hundreds of them out there hundreds it'll take hours to Kill Them All she's right we should just go well this seems like a lovely little spot the sense of impending to the side suppose it was only a matter of time until Char took Vengeance for the lady of loss she does not like losing come to kill me again darling of course what fun I'm going to kill you wait 10 seconds before being an absolute freak guilty as charged sometimes literally the man can't stay quiet about enjoying the freedom of Nature's gifts on the other helsink can be very annoying what no don't you dare really [Music] anything particular hmm thank you for helping me it was very kind at least the smart Peddlers of charissa's caress will have a field day writing erotic verse about us when we're both dead thank goodness clingy little is absolute no we are not jumping down there she still doesn't have the best hair in the camp a real life I mean I've kind of you'll get back to me this is important devil when it's not enough we have a gallery of villains to look out for but now we could be infiltrated by a shape changer I can't even tell if any of you are acting strange because you've been replaced or because this group is full of weirdos you're all serious about this about us five seconds into this relationship and I already wanted to break up with you and enough of a horror already Taylor's mannequins I never figured Shah for a follower of fashion best in ball and all that it was very twingy you filthy devil devil I'm shocked that's oh you're serious well of course we can leave him it's the easiest thing in the world we just have to keep on walking well at least you pray for me the thing that will decide my fate forevermore yes it's been on my mind why who knows how long before the others go feral without us there to guide them fit me go ah hello I am and beautiful [Music] none of people mention that no no I'm glad you had your thumb I am here to provide an endless array of delights

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Length: 4min 38sec (278 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 18 2023