Football Records You Didn't Know About

he's the quickest goal ever scoring a world cup and this guy got a red card after two seconds being in so today i'm gonna be looking at the world's best records first world record what is it gonna be the beat the head 12 saves in a single premier league match are you taking the piss so that's one safe well that's not a save though is it that's like his feet two saves oh did you see that one jesus that's like impossible to save how did he do that two saves yeah i'm counting wait what is this like a sweaty oh that's actually a good one three saves four saves oh my god five sec wow that's actually insane six saves is he's a seventh seven safe bro that what the freak eighth that's eight the it won't be nine okay come on come on what is that ten eleven and then what is the twelfth one bro that is taking the absolute best the worst part is actually good saves i just can't believe it look at like a sweaty face and then [Music] how many goals did that game end up wait that's more than 12s already i don't understand i already saw 12. i don't think that record is ever to be broken if i get bingo i need to eat hot chili the teams are on my left you can read them on your own time next time howard 16 saves in a world cup match i can't lie bro they shot the absolute worst things ever bro every shot is going towards him i'm sorry if you're american but bro come on look at that shot look at that shot bro they're shooting from everywhere this looks like an ultimate team match bro well okay that was a good save that come on man like look at that shot bro they're all shooting at him he's like they don't have a striker why is company shooting look at lukaku what is that shot like come on man what is that shot look at all the shots i just don't get 18 shots he's mug 16 sorry begovic longest ever goal registered he scored from here shut off nah no chance this is not a goal there is no chance he scores that wait wait wait what is the goalkeeper doing what is the goal keeper do it rough rough the other goalkeeper is a paid actor let's be honest with each other what is he doing what what what is he doing joan samuelson longest ever heather 58 meters how did he score a header from 58 meters i don't even know how long that is no don't tell me that's the goal oh my goodness fam what i can't even score a header inside the box this one just scored from his own half that was at the 90th minute 90th mini you're taking the bass fan search the heel i would have fastest red card ever shut up how do you get a record in three seconds you gotta be taking the piss oh no he just bodied him bro how like i just don't get it man i just don't get it man you know what this will happen in my dreams i would like dream that i give a red card to somebody or something and then i wake up and be like whoa i'm so lucky that i didn't do it but bro this man dreamed in real life he literally just did it what is that trim by the way why is that a b there i want the slow mo so you see his hand boom ah that's not a red card come on bro uh ha quickest ever goal in a world cup match whoa i've never seen this okay what did he do was it a kick of gold wait i don't get it what wait is this seven seconds no whoa that was great finish great finish how did he do that by the way who is this against man what he finished oh it's taking against korean republic wow but just what i finished man that's a great finish bro neymar junior oh that's brazil let's go baby against honduras i thought it was argentina by the way the flags are very similar first team for the bingo quickest ever goal in an olympic match oh no will this be quicker than 10 seconds so they pass is it the same he presses and then gets the ball back from the center like don't tell me it's the center back again oh my god that is oh my god oh that must have hurt man nicholas bender quickest ever goal as a substitute 1.8 seconds okay so he was substituted by i don't know who that is and then man go say don't how how that's already one point eight seconds ah corner it's five to go back five guys back then used to like gives 20 assists oh oh my god why did nobody jump with him by the way finish how is that 1.8 seconds surely they didn't count the the corner right they stopped the time there that can't be 1.8 seconds i'm sorry man sadio manny the fastest hat trick in premier league okay go on then son wow what a haircut this is money before liverpool by the way look at that oh no oh my god the strength to be on your feet and then the finish first goal unreal second oh come on man every goal is from a mistake by the way i don't know if you have realized second goal great finish baby and then third goal this is is this prime money nah nah this is no prime money three goals baby we miss you money we miss you in liverpool we've been losing ever since you left and you've been winning everything ever since you left whoa you know what else left money his hairline jesus christ what the f so next we have the fastest maninta in bundesliga history i don't know what a manita is but it took nine minutes and that's bayern done okay let's see the one goals key this one okay first goal easy that's easy finish no problem mate number nine always in there next goal what was it baby is this the because there is one that's insane okay this one is oh my god you know how hard it is to shoot the ball like that it's like impossible oh and that's the third goal why did you put that animation but well the third goal it's wow that's madness i think he also came as a super sub i think he came as a super sub to this game and this is why he scored so quick wait he did five oh he did five that is what amanita means five goals in eight minutes jesus man might be the best striker to ever exist and look at guardiola's face bro five goals in nine minutes many people that don't even score five goals in a full season and are strikers this money is doing it in nine minutes buffet timbi gomez fastest hot chicken champions in history seven minutes with olympic de leon i don't know who he did this again oh my wait that's a go nah bro you are a menace to society lot you didn't know how to do that fam it was going in look look the ball was going in bro what's the need it was already in bro like come on bro what are you it was already even in if you see that but okay you broke a record so let's see the second goal i don't remember that guy looks good oh that's a great finish that's a great finish baby and then the third one is a great finish again just tapping i guess but well it is goal is a goal a goal is a goal leicester biggest away winning epl history what how many goals was it oh that's leicester done oh my god if i get dortmund then i get bigger but if i get liverpool that's bingo let me see oh my god first go wait that wasn't the goal okay that was the goal well i i that safe caught me off guard and that's the second goal that's two goals in already wait how many is that three goals what the frick three already how many four is this the fourth goal by adios perez four jesus christ how many did they score so that's four and he says fifth fifth bro southampton what are you doing is this the premier league season they actually won the league no it's not it's nice no it's not that's five is it six six how many bet is this card in this game from it is seven seven holy we still have more more eight bro that was bro and then that's the ninth and i think that's the last one it happened to me today i was playing seven aside and i lost 15 to four i scored one goal though so who cares about the loss i played so bad that game though this is what my friend group said about it man said me passing the ball to santi watch it again i'm so bad oh my god look at this look at this what is this is this the [ __ ] oh i think it is the fastest ever shot made by a footballer is that rolando bro 117 kilometers i couldn't even see the ball baby that is hereta berlin for you baby what is this oh my god come on okay this is the furthest decent throw of a ball in a match it says soccer i'm not gonna say that oh 61 meters and it's a goal bro what did he just do that looks like me shooting this one is for maradona is the most amount of dribbles two dribbles oh my god give me a third come on baby give me a third come on baby give me a third three people four people five people six uh i'll count out of six eleven touches eleven seconds five dribbles i don't know what world record is but it's a war record love me reacting to world records you're gonna love me reacting to something else click here to watch that

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Length: 9min 9sec (549 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 31 2022