Florida Man Crosses The Line During Simon Says Challenge 😱 (Movie Recap)

what a lovely day it is in new york city okay action right off the bat this is going to be a good one we cut to a police station where walter the chief receives a phone call from a mysterious man named simon simon reveals that he was the one behind the explosion and there will be another one if his demands are not met simon says get john mccline and stick him in harlem hm okay guys where the hell is john oh looks like they found him off a bender him and the other officers chat about john's failed marriage before he asked them what the lottery numbers were better luck next time john one officer remarks on how he always plays his badge number 69 91. meanwhile john likes to play 69 420. then john begins to undress while striking eyes with the female officer he emerges from the trunk and his undies with the sign dangling off of him alright jon we're going to be a few blocks out we'll be back in about 15 minutes i will be long dead by then my guy john proceeds through the streets catching several glances along the way meanwhile at a store two kids try to pawn off some stolen merchandise but the shop owner who's also their uncle zeus tells them to get their act together you boys gotta look out for yourself no one's got your back especially not white people that's right yeah i guess historically we've we've kind of been the baddies as the kids walk out they spot jon uncle there's a white man out here i've seen those before not like this zeus walks up and has a look [ __ ] the sign reads i hate for some reason i'm incapable of uttering this word moving on zeus walks up and inquires as to why john is acting a fool now you've got about 15 seconds before those fine gentlemen over there notice you and just on cue they start walking up john quickly explains the situation that explosion earlier is going to happen again if i don't do this because this weird german dude wants to play simon says with me oh yeah i hate when that happens now on his side zeus tries to use tensions between jon and the kind gentleman jon gives acting crazy a shot but this merely invites violence things quickly escalate but zeus spots and snags a pistol taped to jon's back he holds off the attackers while jon nearly becomes part of the pavement the pair hop in the taxi and speed off to the police station upon arrival jon learns from a psychologist that this simon guy is really into him he wants full control over you yeah what else would that really be all so bad just think of the lives you could be saving jon then an explosive specialist charles arrives at the bomb of simons they found he explains that it's a dual liquid-based solution once mixed the charge becomes primed check this out thank you charles very cool suddenly the phone rings hello it is i simon he exchanges pleasantries with walter before requesting jon come to the phone hey listen about the dress what are you talking about anyway please bring your friend on the line zeus pulls up and chimes in with a hearty serving of attitude well laid plan up your well-laid ass oh simon didn't like that though he calls back soon after simon says you and your new friend will go to a pay phone and answer my call within 30 minutes before things are wrapped up walter attempts to bargain with the maniac what do you want money not even all the gold in your ford knocks would satisfy me i want to john goodbye now more than ever the police force is convinced they're dealing with a schizophrenic lunatic in order to please him they're gonna need zeus to cooperate because it seems for better or for worse he's now part of this mess zeus you're gonna have to come with us no no i don't think i will this is a white man's problem he runs off but before he can escape john's sight he's lured back in by the fact the bomb they found was in harlem alright i'm in the pair head to the designated location but a heavy problem arises this absolute chocker is currently using the phone police requests have no effect so zeus uses shout it's highly effective the woman scurries off and john answers the call simon inquires as to why the line was busy before letting slip that he knows it's cause there was a fat it wait this means simon is watching them john scans the building but finds no one then simon informs him that there's a little present for him in the trash can you know the kind that goes boom unless you can solve my riddle in 30 seconds you will go boom what is full of holes but still holds water my girlfriend the pair call back with their answer what no it's a sponge having failed the riddle john and zeus take cover okay any second now perhaps the bomb is having performance anxiety relatable after realizing they just got pranked they returned to the phone to find simon who's all laughs at their misfortune though things quickly take a turn for the series when simon issues an impossible challenge they need to hit up another pay phone at a subway station but it's on the other side of town if they don't make it in time the passengers have said train will reach their final destination that's a good pun please clap not looking to be outdone john accepts the challenge with open arms john we don't even have a car well we do now zousik claims that he used to be a cab driver and knows the best route however john begs to differ he starts going in the completely wrong direction while claiming the fastest way is through the park all right they arrive and are stuck in traffic i told you so no man i said through the park john proceeds this exactly his way into and through the park everyone in his way be damned are you aiming for these people oh maybe that mine fortunately no one is harmed i think after dodging some trees and momentarily taking flight the pair find themselves back in the congested streets of new york every quick on his feet jon uses the taxi transmitter to phone up the police he provides them with his axis code then alerts them of two downed officers nearby of course there aren't any but this allows john to ride the tail of an amber lamps upon arrival him and zeus split up jon heads for the train while zeus goes for the pay phone about that train it's um already in transit with no other option john hops on for the ride of his life tempting death in the process he hangs on for dear life before crashing his way in inside he searches for the bomb while getting acquainted with all the friendly passengers hmm this looks sauce indeed it does meanwhile zeus rushes into the station but catches the attention of a cop he heads for the pay phone which is once again occupied don't worry zeus just politely asked get away from the goddamn boat okay that works too uh-oh now he's really got the cop's attention zeus is held at gunpoint while back inside the train john deals with this time-sensitive issue the liquid begins to mix as the bomb primes itself at the same time the payphone starts ringing in the air i don't care if you shoot me i need to take this call zeus does so and simon informs him that he failed jon needed to be there too with just seconds to spare jon tosses away the bomb as zeus takes cover the train comes flying off the tracks and into grounds of people though in the aftermath we learned that there were no casualties john and zeus reflect on the fact that they were never supposed to make it there in time that challenge was impossible the bomb was supposed to go off before they can enjoy a moment's rest the pair brought into a truck where they meet with agent andy and bill who hand them a couple pictures of some suspects we got matthias targo with his girl katya and peter krieg the latter of which is known to suffer from headaches don't worry that random plot detail will become relevant later then this mysterious character in the back reveals peter's true identity he's simon peter gruber the brother of hans gruber the guy john ice in the first movie inspector it's him speak of the devil hello gentlemen let me guess is that you andy and bill he or ass girls once again what simon says they must do this time around he's planted 2 400 pounds of kaboom juice in a random school evacuation is not allowed in order to avoid this tragedy john and his new best buddy must head to a park by foot to solve a riddle meanwhile the entire police force is mobilized for the task of finding the bomb as literally all the cops in the city depart we pan over to the roof where we find the man behind the mayhem simon they bought it we see that he's joined by targo and a few other associates they head down downing some professional drip and convince this guy that they're here on official business yep we're just gonna clean all this up for you simon's crew preceded the wreckage with dumptrucks while simon enters a nearby building the federal reserve bank conveniently located adjacent to the brand new hole in the ground underground simon's men are up to no good rip that guy they proceed to bring their vehicles down and start mining the way towards the treasure that awaits them back inside simon and his goon subdue the guards then head down an elevator towards the vaults we see on the security cameras that the golden side is shaking around then the security guard realizes he's got company and begins to load up his shoddy though he inexplicably empties his load prematurely relatable suddenly kanye pulls up from behind and gives him a reach around she gets a little overzealous so simon restrains her i can send some tension between the two with all the police gone nothing stands between simon and his newfound fortune all the gold swiftly collected and deposited into the trucks back to the dynamic duo they've made it to the park and find a briefcase situated on a fountain man don't open that up john opens it she what'd i tell you man simon calls in and informs them that they have a minute to disarm the device using a three and five gallon jug they must precisely measure out four gallons and place it on a scale if they're even an ounce off kaboom panic sets in as the men realize that simply eyeballing it is not an option fortunately john's big brain kicks in and he figures it out if you're curious about how he did it i'm sure someone in the comments will answer it despite passing the test simon doesn't give up any details about the school instead he once again issues another riddle the paris task is visiting yankee stadium while leaving the park john spot some delinquents robbing a store he stops them and they shout all the cops are gone you could probably rob a bank oh [ __ ] they steal the bikes and make their way to the bank on the way there john is nearly run over by one of the gold filled dump trucks shortly after they arrive alright i'm heading in you stay put john pulls up and greets the guard the man assures him that nothing is out of the ordinary and that he's welcome to check it out john heads in the elevator with about three other hydra soldiers familiar scene isn't it he notices that one of them has his buddy's badge number 69 91 things just got personal he verbally disarms the goons by joking about how he always plays his badge numbers for the lottery i got the tickets right here our scuffle ensues but our hero emerges victorious then jon spots a mysterious figure coming down oh hey zeus they chat about the missing gold and wonder how they got it out of there i know dump trucks like the one that almost ran me over more determined than ever they bust their way into a car and apparently zeus is an expert at stealing them twitter does not like this movie shortly after they managed to spot the trucks in transit john calls it in but nothing can be done everyone's preoccupied with the school predicament meanwhile summon munch is on some aspirin while checking in with his men unfortunately they're sleeping in the elevator permanently targo's temper flares up but simon eases his worries he calls up a news outlet and tells them about the school situation we cut to a phone operator that announces that half of new york just called 9-1-1 now with the phone lines congested john will have no way of contacting backup nonetheless he manages to find where the trucks were headed alone a construction site zeus splits up and makes his way towards yankee stadium while john proceeds into a tunnel which runs across the city fortunately he's got a little tour guide with him john spots a dump truck and down's a disguise hey listen we had a report of a guy coming through here with uh eight reindeer oh got him with the old santa claus switcheroo john inspects her bodies and finds a roll of quarters interesting while making his way down the tunnel simon calls in for a checkup of course john picks up instead and teases silly simon in retaliation he blows the damn meanwhile zeus shows up to the stadium and two henchmen have a beat on him inexplicably they don't take the shot the order said they both have to be there so they just let him go for no reason then zeus finds a note that reads game over and heads out back to jon he continues forth none the wiser however the sounds of rushing water soon become deafening in an effort to not drown jon backs up but is quickly consumed by water fortunately he grabs a hold of this latch before taking flight through the sheer power of lazy riding sue spots him while driving the brothers from different mothers are reunited but the celebration is short-lived when bullets start flying jon snakes his way through the window while zeus beats off man you suck at driving let me take the wheel john tells us to hang on before pulling off a pro gamer move the maneuver nearly cost them their lives but they emerge relatively unscathed can't say the same for the bad guys though giannis affects their bodies and again finds quarters they probably need them to pay a toll very clever zeus meanwhile the police have somehow tracked down the school in question looks like they received a new shipment today i wonder what's in it charles has a look yep um that's not good one of the officers has at the auditorium where the kids are currently being held he tells them they're going to do an exciting new fire drill coincidentally zeus nephews go to the school this ain't no fire drill that's a cop they think they're in trouble because of the stolen radio from earlier so they go hide as the other kids are prepped to take off at the same time charles tries his hand to disarm me the device back to john and zeus they make it to the toll bridge and find the trunks have already boarded on a ship completely out of character zeus suggests they jump fortunately john has a better plan he uses the winch which their car conveniently has and manages to latch it onto the ship the pair then sneakily make their way down but they're spotted by a henchman before their turn to swiss cheese the line runs out and the car is yanked off the bridge as the pair fall the cable falls in deadly fashion he's not walking that off john grabs the fallen soldier's blicky and gives it to zeus it's real simple you pull this back and pull the trigger yep the pair split up again jon heads towards the gargoyle while zeus proceeds on the deck zeus ends up running into simon and the gang and holds them at gunpoint simon is oddly nonchalant about the whole affair oh let me help you with that anyway on john's end of things he ices his henchmen before big man targo tussles with him oh and i should mention they're down here because they noticed the carca was filled with scrap metal instead of gold sus the fight continues with targo quickly gaining the upper hand he then decides to start monologuing instead of finishing john off a fatal mistake john pulls off a comeback and beats targo down with the chain then he heads up in search of simon but finds no one back at the school the kids make a run for it but zeus's nephews end up left behind a cop and teacher run back inside to save them as the countdown approaches zero at the last moment charles clips a wire and liquid spews out of the container huh back at the bow the real bomb emerges turns out simon's plans to blow up the ship and hold the gold along with it uh okay john is apprehended and tied down with zeus before simon bids him for well john asked for a little favor you don't happen to have aspirin on you do you this hangover is still killing me haha today is your lucky day john simon departs and we see that targo is still alive and ever suspicious of simon babe he's trying to double cross us and take the goal whoa kanye knew while along and double crossed her mans meanwhile john yanks a wire out of his shoulder how'd that get there then carefully hands it to zeus zeus manages to free john but drops the wire in the process john opts out to look for it but arms the bomb in the process just go on without me man i could never leave you john mixes the fluids together and causes a mini explosion to free zeus with just seconds to spare they manage to hop off the boat as it explodes soon after they're picked up and taken care of john makes a call to his estranged wife but just as she answers he leaves her hanging then the camera zooms into the aspirin bottle hmm interesting we cut to simon and the boys celebrating their victory while they toasted their success contest strikes his seductive gaze at simon he heads off to do the deed with her but they end up getting interrupted just as things are spicing up oh the name of the convenience store at the border of canada was on the aspirin bottle okay i i guess that makes sense simon and conti end up on a helicopter of their own and start blasting at simon zeus the dynamic duo will end up worse for wear but as long as john as his trusty revolver hope remains he lines up a shot at a grinning simon but instead gets a better idea say hello to your brother this line is hilarious to me because i can totally tell it was dubbed in after the fact and it just sounds super out of place to my ears anyway simon goes up in flames and the movie ends hey jacob i know you're watching this video leave a like man

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Length: 14min 53sec (893 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 20 2021