Hello, everybody! My name is Markiplier, and welcome back to Five Nights at Freddy's Help Wanted Okay so, what I'm gonna do now... Is vent repair. Now there's only two levels that I can see. And I'm pretty sure I can count to two. One. And the other number that I don't know. So, this one says Mangle. I'm not sure what it means to do vent repair. "Grab and release and pull trigger"- But it probably has something to do with the similarity to... Eugh. I keep thinking there's something over here... Also, this mud and or fecal matter is not *inhale* very reassuring. But it says "Vent Repair Mangle." so I don't know, but we're gonna find out. Oh, that's- ch too close to my face Oh, that's- Uh, OH Oh, wait a minute. Hang on a second. -Nervous laugh- Oh surely they must be joking. Oh surely, SURELY they must be telling the jokes here. Surely they must be saying the jokes- That looks like Squidward. Okay, alright I'm an idiot but here we go. I don't like it. Uh huh. Wooow. Oh. OH *confused mark noises* OH COME ON I know- I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA DO THAT!!! Ha- It's the oldest trick in the book-
Okay, uhm- HUEH! WHOA! OKAY! Whoa! WHOA! WHOOOA! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOA -DEUHNDAB-. WHAT AM I DOING!?!?!? Hoo, HOO hohohhohohohohohohohohoho HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HO THEY MUST BE JOKING OH THEY MUST OH JOKING THEY MUST BE Oh they must- OHHA Oh. OH THEY MUST BE JOKING OH THEY MUST OH THEY MUST THEY ARE TELLING ALL OF THE JOKES OHH wh-WHERE!? WHA'S HAPPENING WHA'S HAPPENING!?!? OH- HEY!!! HEY!! HEY!!!! WHAT THE FUCKING- HOOooooly crAP- Okay Alright Uuuuuuuuuuugh Youyouyouyouyouyou HEY HEY WHERE AAAAA I hear yah, Squidward, you peein' on me. Okay, HEY! Oohh- Frick. Oh frick HOOH WHOA HOH Okay, alright Huh, HOH HOH OH THEY MUST WHOA THEY MUST BE JOKING- Oh -Screaming- OH- FUCKING GOD OH FUCK ME Ookay, uh, Blue, Green -out of breath mark- eeeuh okay blue green WHA? wha okay what is it- Blue- GODDAMMIT -Screaming- WHO!? WHERE!? Ooh fuck me- Red, Ye- Red orange blue green red, orange, blue, green- WHOOAHH OH HOOH OH- PUT IT UP, PUTTITU- WAH AHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH -panting- -continues panting- -catches breath- I'm sorry, for what was probably the most spastic gameplay footage you've ever seen in your life. What I am not sorry for- Is the amount of poop in my pants. I'm not sorry for that in the least. OOOOOOOOOOH LOOK AT YOOOU Aren't you just the sweetest thing You wouldn't mind if I rip yer eye out would ya? Doll: "No please! Dont do the"---MARK NOISES--- "AHHHHHHH" "I won't look at you cause my eye's been ripped out" M: Obviously it has, finally a good ol' finishing punch to the back o' the nog, "NOO! ANYTHING BUT-" BOINK And you're ded. Okay, so, let's go back to the most horrifying thing I've ever do- oohhhh Am I readin' that right? Is the VR messin' with mah eyeballs or does that say ENNARD on it An' if it says ENNARD. Whadoes that mean for me Sister location favori- woof(..?) Oh- Ohh- SURELY you must be joshin'. You must be doin' the joke tellin' I've heard so much about You MuSt be Be reciting those HILARIOUS jokes The likes of which have only been told in rumors and legends SURELY -Nervous laughter- God Oh- WHY AM I IN A BOX!?!? I'M IN A BOOOX I'm gonna die- I'mgonnaDIE I HATE IT I'MGONNADIE Here we go Great. Uh oh. Uh huh. Wha- HEY-WHOAWHOAWHWHOA I'm- BUH BUHUH BUHUHUH I thought that was where I was gonna be doing the things An' the stuff- [upbeat music starts]
Oh- OH- OH- HOOOH HOOH HOOH HOOH HOOH HOOH- Oh- Okay, alright, well- HOOH WHADDOESTHATMEAN HOOooh Okay Hello- aH- AH hAH-aH Haah- I don' trust Okay, okay- HAAH AAAH, WHADDO I HEAR WHADDO I HEAR!? I hear something, oh god I hear something- ookay Uhm- Okay, green. GOT IT! OKAY! Whaaeh- okay Oh fffffffff Fuck me Fuck me Whaddisthat They're all wrong- They're all wrong- THEY'RE ALL WRONG! Why are they all wrong? Oh- there we go What the fuck What the fuck? Wait- I don' get it Whaddam I missing here? Whaddam I missing? Okay- there we go We got somethin' OH wait- is it the corresponding light that goes- okay so that one goes to that one this light goes to this one Ah, I get it it was just the wires, I wasn't paying attention- I wasn't paying attention... obviously oKaY AlRiGhT AH AH-WHOA -gibberish- WAIT WAIT WHADDO I DO oh god- okay, you're there ah- here- OHFUCC OH FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAA HAAH HAAH HAAAH Okay, alright So it's gonna be like that, huh? Okay. That's fascinating that that is the way that that is. Ehh, frick Okay, so what I didn't realize. Is that I just needed to follow the pattern With the wires I didn't reali- I thought it was just guessing the pattern until it was right. I didn't know that that was... The thing that it was. Okay... You go... There... You go there... You're there and there. Okay, alright. I got this, so I just can't make mista- I'm probably on a time limit, but I just need to not make mistakes I think that's what really gets him going He's really sassy like that, okay you're much closer than I would've liked for you WOAH HEY. Okay, you're gettin' here fast Okay, um... You are down there. Oh fuck me That one, okay you are there... Follow the wire. Follow the wire. Oh shit. Follow, what wire is that? What wire is that? Goes... What? Oh, there THERE THERE, right there and DAT BUTTON -mark laughing in triumph- -scared mark noises- WHA DO I DO?! WHA DO I DO?! Oh no. No x4. No x5. You- You- I- I- I should've been done! That should've been it! That was it right?! *scared and upset mark noises* Oh surely, this must be one of-- yet another of your hilarious GOOFS, GAFFS, and GUFFAWS Oh, that doesn't look friendly That doesn't look good at all Oh boy. Well... good to know that there's all these hilarious gears and gizmos, all the way down here. [upbeat music starts up again]
Ohhh.... Okay, I'll take that, thank you. [kids cheering] Oh, there- there's that. Is there like a gear? Am I supposed to... Oh, what is this? Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah! Um, yeah? Oh! HEY! Oh, hi! Um, what do I do about you? What do I do about you? Um, hueh wait. Okay, I'll take this one and put it there. Okay! Alright, that's good, right?! Hey, can I... Are you gonna be a problem?! Oh hi! Hello! How are you, what do I do about you? Wha... What the fuck? Do I take? Hoh, hoh, okay. Oh shit, oh, oh go-, oh god. Oh, oh fuck me, oh, oh god. OH, OH FUCK ME. OH HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT WAIT! *scared and confused mark noises* You, there. You ther- no! You there. Ohhh, fuck! I don't have anything that you need here! I don't know what I need. Is there another gear, or something somewhere?? What do I do? Wha do I do? I don't know what I do! I don't know what I do! I don't know what I do! How are you there?! I just turn my head, and you're not there, and there's no thing there. You're still there, I don't... get it! I'm not, I'm running low on gears. I don't have enough, you're not doing anything, so I'm not 100% sure what I do about that! Hello? Hello? Uah. AH! Aw, fuck okay! I don't know man! I don't know! I didn't have enough gears! Didn't have enough gears... Didn't have enough gizmos, gears, gaffs, goofs. I didn't have enough So this next one, it's just gotta be something about, like just gears! I just have to get gears, right? That's it! I think. Eugh, I hate that... Okay, so it's all gears... Oh, fuck! What the fuck was that?! Wait what? Did you guys see that? There was something there! Okay, if I die, which is almost guaranteed, um apparently there's uh, I think it was that- that Bonnie toy that Funtime Freddy has, sometimes. [upbeat music starts] What the fuck? Is that like a collectible that I can get? I have no idea. Okay, oh wait! Oh, wait! Oh, you! That's what I need to do! Oh! I need this to keep going so that I can get... This! This is gonna pump out, yeah! Yeah! This- this need- Oh, wait why is this not going? This should be going, right? Do I need to... Wait... Fucking, what the fuck? But that's not going there, so I see what I need over there. So, this blocks that off but this doesn't cause that to go. There's another one! Oh! I see, okay! I get it! I get it! I get it! Hi! Okay, I get it! Hang on, a second! Hang on a second. Okay, um get that out, put that there. Grab this, put that there. Put this here. Uh, no no, there. No no, shit! *overwhelmed markimoo* FUCK! OH, FUCK! OH, OH FUCK! Oh, fuck, no not the coin! Okay, uh fuck. Uh, no! This, here! Grab that, grab that! And there and there! *relieved mark noises* Oh, there's more... Oh, of course, there's more. Okay, be on the lookout. Everybody be kinda on the lookout, for anything that looks good. That was the coin that I dropped but I already got that one so... Oh, fuck Okay, it's all good, it's all good. Okay, alright everybody stop panicking cause this is um... This is manageable... Oh, fuck... Oh, fuck. Oh, hoh boy, why do I gotta go so far down? Why is this place so big? This is a rental shop! [upbeat music starts] Isn't it? Oh, that doesn't look good... Oh, that does not look good, okay um... Okay. Oh, fuck. Yeah, no joke. Okay, no joke. No joke about that. One, two, three, four. What... Oh, fuck. Okay, ah... One, and so it's just this, it's very simple, easy I guess, done. Okay, not a problem! It's dark, but not a problem! Oh, boy. Alright, what is this, what the hell? What the fuck is that about? Oh, god! Oh- Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Okay um, okay two up there, then there but the, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, oh I did it, I guess. *scared mark laughing* Oh, it's dark. Oh, it's dark. Okay, hands is all I can see. Oh, boy. Button? I trust button, I shouldn't trust button! Oh, fuck I don't trust button. What do I do? Oh, shit! Oh, fuck! Oh, what, what? *THUD* [distorted screaming]
AH! HEY! [distorted screaming] Wha? Wha? [upbeat music]
What the fuck?! Wha- eh What?! What did I do?! What did I just do? What, did- did I just burn... Ennard?! Did I burn... Did I burn Ennard? "All treats certified to be delicious no- though not always nutritious," okay. [cRuNcH] I think I burned Ennard, I think I burned Ennderd... I burned Ennder. I burned- I burned. I burned Ennard. I'm not gonna do it right now, but I just want to see what, what ah, what Nightmare vent repair. *scared mark laughing* So you get both of them, heh. *scared mark laughing* Everyone else you get one, oh wait no you don't, no you don't, no you don't Nooo you don't. Oh my GOD! Oh my go- Okay, alright well I'm, fuck that shit. They must be joking, they must be doing the jokes on me, and I'm not one to do jokes! Ah, I'm all joked out for now. So, next up is the final of the normal modes, Night Terrors And then... well Night Terrors... we move on to... that thing, Okay, so anyway but that's al- Thankfully, that's all the time I have for this one. Thank you, everybody, so much for watching, uh hope you're enjoying this, I'm having a ton of fun. So, thank you, everybody, so much for watchi- ohp. So, thank you, everybody, so much for watching, let me know what you think in the comments below. There's more Five Nights at Freddy's, all over my channel, I'll link in the description to all the other cool stuff, and just thank you, everybody, so much for watching. And as always, I will see you, in the next video. Buh Bye! [Outro song: Shirk - Haunted]
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