Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome back to Five Nights At Freddy's VR: Help Wanted There are only Night Terrors left in the main portion of the game. I'm not talking about the butthole dimension that is this version of the game No, that's something completely different I don't even know what this is about, And I don't think I wanna know what this is about so I'm not gonna pretend like I know what this is about and I'm gonna, I'm just gonna - *click* we're just gonna move on out of there and pretend that's not actually a thing because it doesn't have to be a thing until it's actually a thing. *iNHALE* But for right now, We're gonna go into Night Terrors. And.. That looks like Five Nights at Freddy's 4 but it's not saying it's Five Nights at Freddy's 4 which leads me to believe that it's something different. I don't know what exactly, but I know I'm gonna hate it! Oh, I hate it! *laughs* I hate it already! "Close doors and grab and release with trigger." Uh, Nope! Ah, "Flashlight: press and hold stick." Nope! "Teleport: point and pull trigger." That- I- I feel like I'll mess that up. "Survive til" - ughHHGHH If you say so, that sounds totally fair. Let's- whatever let's just go and die. *sigh* Oh heyywoah - What the hell?? Woah Oh OH! OH!!! [childish giggle]
Wh- [childish giggle]
waaaaAAAAY [footsteps] [footsteps]
Ho [footsteps] Am I listening? Oh god am I listening? Hi! Hello! Hi! Do I- aAhHhH Oh gohd! [footsteps]
THIS IS THE WORST Oh [Funtime Freddy laugh]
AHHHHHH Funtime Freddy: Well, hello again! Oh hi Hello how are you? [footsteps]
Good to see you [footsteps] I dunno what I'm doin' I dunno how I'm doin' it I dunno what they expect me to do? I- [screaming]
WHAOHH! OH FUCK!! HA- Oh Uh uh Uh oh- okay Is- is that all? [footsteps]
Whadoido Wait I don't wanna go to the doors I wanna go to the middle! HOW DO I GO TO THE MIDDLE?! HOW DO I GO TO THE MIDDLE- GO BACK ON THE BEEEEEED!! D: Oh god okay Oh hi o.o Uh Wh- No thanks! Ju-Just no thanks-Woah! What the hell?! You still there? You s- You still there? You st-You still there? Okay you're still there. I'm gonna have to two-hand this I don't- WHAT DO I DO...! ABOUT YOU?! I don't know, I-I (Random gibberish) There's no way to go back- hi- okay yeah okay sure. There's no way to go back. It's impossible to go back Once I've gone forward, I can never go BACK! Okay, I'll just stare at you for a looong time Hey, buuuddy... You are a fun... friend... Fun times, [giggle] With friends! Friendly fun times! I don't even think I even can leave, can I? It's- It's not letting me move anywhere I'm stuck here- SO It's just YOU AND ME! FOR A LITTLE BIT! So all I can do with my time here is judge you I think your color combination is deplorable! Which means BAD! In case your brain was too small to understand what deplorable meant. Which judging by that blank, deer-like expression on your face, IS ACCURATE! So YOU'RE stupid and I'm smart, If you want--AAAAGGHH FUCKING G O O D B Y E YOU- I'm not done with you. I'll judge y- whoever you were- later I'm judgin' you right now. So listen to me, and listen good Oh, you're STUNNED there, you can't believe I'm revealing the TROOFS of your own existense To your own FACE! You SUCK! Your little pink mustache is just a ripoff of Warfstache! I know you're just a fanboy... Or WHATEVER YOU ARE! I know you're just a fan and that's all you'll ever be. Just a FAN! Fun time fan boy-- AGGH FUCK OFF! FREDDY! *sigh* So... I hope you take this as a lesson learned That you suck and I'm awesome, so don't even THINK. Don't even THINK about coming back here EVER... Ever... EVER AGAIN!!! EVER NEVER NEVER Alright? Good, glad we got that cleared up. Thank you. What time is it-- [Bell tolls]
YEAAAH Yeah, that's what I thought! Yeah I beat that right! Yeah I beat this game good. [kids cheering]
There's no... timer What? Pardon me? I'm in the void. [smol jumpscare]
Oh- (laughing). I win! I guess... (In weird voice) what the hell? I ha- I don't know how to- Ohoho- heeey. Mark: Didn't I already beat you up? Bonnie plush: oH yOu DiD bUt YoU cOuLd AlWaYs TrY aGaIn, SuCkeR. Mark: Oh. I don't need to be a sucker to beat you up. Ha-BOINK x2 Mark: Wait, my punches! Bonnie plush: YeAh ThAt'S rIgHt, bItCh Bonnie plush: ThEy Do NoThInG Mark: They do NOTHING?! Bonnie plush: ThAt'S wHat I sAiD Mark: But that's what I said! Bonnie plush: i'M in YoUr MiiiiiiiiiiiD Mark: OH GOD I THINK YOU'RE IN MY MIND! Bonnie plush: CaN yOu NoT hEar Me? Mark: (confused Markimoo noises.) Okay, whatever. the fair- fair I played tha- Oh god! Uhhโฆ "Nightmarionne"? Nightmarionne?... is that the name? Okay all right, "Nightmarionne" I don't know... I still don't know how to beat this (nervous chuckle) Ahh, I beat the other one just by a fluke so umm... (high pitched Mario voice) Weee here we go! (exasperated sigh) That's open now which... ain't good I know that for certainty Ummm.... right... uhh... (music box playing)
Hoo! (music box starts playing)
wha- wha What do I do? What do I do about that!? Do I go in! How do I go in?! What do I do? [footsteps] Oh-Oh shit, Oh fuck, oh fuck me Oh fuck me, oh how do get back to the- How do I get back to the MIDDLE!? [footsteps] Oh fuck me- AHH- AHH WOAHx4 Nightmarionne: ๐ ๐๐ข ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ง๐๐ช๐ก ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐๐๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ-๐๐๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ... (๐๐ง๐ช๐ข๐๐ก๐) ...๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐ง๐๐๐ฉ๐๐. [slithery tentacle noises]
Mark: Oh fuc- [slithery tentacle noises]
OHH FUCK! [slithery tentacle noises]
WOOH MY GOD! OOH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?? AHHHH what da fu, what the ohohohoh ooh oohh ohh ohh oh ohh my god oh my god, oh my god oh my god - what am I doing? what am I doing, what am I doing, what am I doing you're still trying to - wha what what do I do, what do I do what do I do, oh my god... what the fuck I goOOAAHH-- Nightmarionne: ๐ ๐๐ข ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ง๐๐ช๐ก ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐๐๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ-๐๐๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ... (๐๐ง๐ช๐ข๐๐ก๐) ...๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐ง๐๐๐ฉ๐๐. Mark: I didn't cReAtE ANYTHING COME ON! You still there? Oh god, I can't see I'm closing it! Oh oh my god Oh why is it so... tentacle-like?? Uggh why is it so- I CAN'T SEE DOWN THERE *sighs* fuck... Okay I don't know what that is all about I- I haven't got the foggiest what that's all about... and I don't know what i'm supposed to- *music stops* AHHHH WHHHA *static* *befuddled* What do I do?? What. Do. I. Do??? [Freddy laughter]
WhAt Do I dO?!? WHAT DO I DO??!?!? WHAT DO I DO?? WHAT DO I DO??? Well i'm just asking as clear as I can ask, W H A T D O I D O ? What do I do I don't know what I do I don't know why any of this, I can't go, I can't get the closet [music box plays]
...Oh fuck me I don't know what... *groans in frusterasion* x4 i'm gonna bite the big one here, 'bout to bite some big ones! big ones are about to be bit! You know what i'm just gonna leave it plugged ooOOOAAHH FUCK okay so there- whatever it is flashlight, weird-- aokay whatever it is, [Freddy laughter] ugghhh (Inaudible Markimoo sounds and music box) [slithery tentacle noises]
Oh fuck [slithery tentacle noises]
Go- oh my god [footsteps]
What the fuck that noise? Okay yer not there but I hear the goopyness God wat the fuck? What the fuck the fuck... what the fuck, what the fuck I can't see-? Ookay therewego... Goopyness okay goopyness, WHY IS THERE GOOPYNESS I don't get the goopyness AH FUCK GOD FUCK FUCK *deep breathing* This one doesn't make a lot of sense to me Poofgh But I'll figure it out! I will figure this out! What do I do? I don't- *music box* {footsteps} Do I wait? WOAH! x1 WOAH x2 WOAH x3 Ho fuck the eyes! Okay the eyes! Got it understood Duly noted Kay so I gotta make him go all the way away And then what? Do I go over there now? uH Don't see nothin' there Okay go away go away go awaygoawaygoaway goawaygoawaygoaway All the way away, okay. Kay alright so the eyes The eyes are the thing look for the eyes There's some eyes! close the door annd... look at the tentacles... that seems like a logical thing to definitely do... in my spare time... In my experience, best... thing I've ever done Is look at tentacles, And eyes Always good moves in my book... U still there? YEH YOU ARE O MY GOD okay anyone there? come on, Go away goawaygoway... All the way away, all the way away! All the way-- All the way away! Okay over there, what about over here? Okay... any eyes? No K Go away go away go away, go away God, you suck! Just go away! All the way away, okay you still there? I bet! I bet! I betIbetIbet K here we go yeah yeah okay I- uh this doesn't make the most sense in the world but... But im fine with it nah na na, naa na na Go away go away You over there? Oh fuck yer over here aren't ya Na yer not over here, okay where are ya? GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY awayawayaway awaylayawaylayaway Yer getting- AH FUCK GAAAAD DAMMIT FUUUCK *sigh* I was very close I was close [Freddy laughter]
It was 5:00am [Freddy laughter]
I just *sigh* Kay not there, kay not there Go away go away go away Goin' over? YEPYEPYEPYEP YEPERSPEPPERS YEPPERSPEPPERS YEPPERSPAPPINOS OOOOH YEPPERSPEPPERS OKAY Cum on cum on cum on eggo Okay you here? [bells toll]
HA!!! *deep inhale* *exhale* [kids cheering] *sigh* Don't scare me before I... Okay good! hAaH Frick! Frack! Fruck! [music box]
Guh!! That was just panicking! [kids cheering] [kids cheering]
"Sodaroni"?? "Innovation in carbonation"? Wow! [cRONCH] Alrigh--- I don't know why I ate the whole can... The crunch was not reassuring... Aokay here we go Circus Baby, you're not gonna beat me! Now that I know generally the recipe, ... They're gonna change the frickin recipe aren't they? Oh! "Grab and releaseโฆ" Oh, "Close the doors" that's all I gotta do? Oh well then this'll-- this'll be easy! All I gotta do is close the doors! Whoa! Fucking... screw you- oh I'll take that, thank you Baby: ๐๐ต ๐ง๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ด ๐ญ๐ช๐ฌ๐ฆโฆ
Mark: oH shit! Baby: ๐ฎ๐บ ๐ฃ๐ช๐ณ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ข๐บ... M: IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY! Baby: ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฅ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ท๐ฆ ๐ข ๐จ๐ช๐ง๐ต ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ฎ๐ฆ? M: nOOOOO Wah! [garbled speech rising intensity] [garbled speech rising intensity]
WAH!!! AAAAAH!!! AHHHHH WHAAATTHEFUCK ?!?! WHADID I DO?!?! Did I leave the doors closed forever? [Freddy laughter] "Remember Jeremy" *high pitched* I DON'T WANT to remember Jeremy thank you! I've got a tape to remember Jeremy, but that doesn't mean I have to remember Jeremy I don't know who Jeremy is and I don't care who Jeremy is... to be frank... *sigh* Fine, I'll go listen to the goddamn tape. Yeah okay... Yeah yeah yeah, The tape, the tape, the tape, the tape the tape, the tape, the tape... the fucking tape... Uh huh, uh huh... uh huh... Uh huh okay... Right. Uh huh Riiight... Okay, Jeremy, sure... I don't know who Jeremy is, but he obviously has done bad if he went against the company's wishes Hi there Ahh... How are you doing good? Good great good great good great I'm gonna go back in here, um, So maybe I panicked I think what it was is that I closed the doors for too long, the shaky babies didn't like that, and if you- if they get too shaky they no happy, I get it I get it I understand. I'm the same way. ooh hi, um... peekaboo uh whOOA OH Baby: ๐ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ๐ฅ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ค๐ข๐ญ๐ญโฆ
M: Ooh! M: Uh oh, that's not good! A h H I [screaming]
OH FUCK HI HELLOOOHOHO! [static] OH! OH, OKAY! [Freddy laughter] [Freddy laughter]
D...uh, then what am I- Phuh! bRrR brHRHR BRHRHR BRUH! BRUHHH BRUUUUUUHHH Okay so maybe I just gotta let her see me... so that I can- ooh! Uhh, that's weird... Hi Baby: ๐ต๐ธ๐ฐ... ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ...
M: OH, look, you don't need to-- nope-- Hello? oOOH WAH- AHHHH Oh fuck, I thought you would've been gone I thought... I really thought, I thot, I thought... Okay, all right, okay, so this ain't so bad... I think What I gotta do is I just gotta time the close cuz no matter what I think she's gonna see me... Unless she doesn't, wait mayb- unless she-- whoa. Unless she doesn't, unless I can time it so that she doesn't see me... Baby: ๐ต๐ธ๐ฐ... ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ... Oh! Nope, she sees me no matter what AHHH OHOH FUCK! Holy shit, okay! ...Back here can you see me? Baby: ๐๐ฆ๐ตโ๐ด ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฏ๐บ ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฆ๐ค๐ฆ๐ด ๐ ๐ค๐ข๐ฏ ๐ค๐ถ๐ต ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ช๐ฏ๐ต๐ฐ Oh shit oh shit oh shit Okay well... *static-y garbled noise intensifies* Oh shit! Oh shit! Okay, that's... that's an option... Baby: ๐๐ช๐ฅ ๐ ๐ค๐ข๐ต๐ค๐ฉ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ฐ๐ง๐ง ๐จ๐ถ๐ข๐ณ๐ฅ? M: No! What are you- what are you thinking? Ohh don't do that, okay... *static-y garbled noise intensifies* *sigh of relief* You see me? You don't see me? Oh shit! oh! Okay alright that might've been a little bit early! Baby: ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ? Oh, I dunno! You don't have... good object permanence Oh fuck okay all right I can deal with this! I can deal with this. Hi yes, Baby: ๐ต๐ธ๐ฐ... ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ...
I happen to be in the same closet that you lost me last time! *whew* Alright... โฆ.. ...BOO!!!! Baby: ๐๐ข๐ฏ๐ต ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ค๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฎ? M: No I don't not really Baby: ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ? I'm here! Hello! Peekaboo-- this is a big game of peekaboo with a baby! That's what it is it's peekaboo with a baby! peekaboo~ You guys like playing peekaboo~? I like playing peekaboo! Baby: ๐ ๐จ๐ถ๐ฆ๐ด๐ด ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ๐จ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ข๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต ๐ฎ๐ฆ... M: I GuEsS yOu FoRgOt AbOuT mE, HUH?? YOU BIG DUMB LOOOSER Hey hi howya doin' Whoa! Alright... Baby: ๐๐ช๐ฅ ๐ ๐ค๐ข๐ต๐ค๐ฉ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ฐ๐ง๐ง ๐จ๐ถ๐ข๐ณ๐ฅ? Nah, you didn't. I'm over here! Peekaboooo~! Peekaboooo! It literally is... a game of peekaboo with a giant baby. That's what this game mode is... That's hilarious. Baby: ๐ ๐จ๐ถ๐ฆ๐ด๐ด ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ๐จ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ข๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต ๐ฎ๐ฆ... Nope! I didn't. Did you forget about
me? Why do you have pins in your bodyyy? You doin' acupuncture? [Bells toll]
Oh shit oh shit wait wait [kids cheering]
Did I win?? What the fuck? Oh-? G-goodbye! *Laughing* What the frick! What happened? [kids cheering]
Well that's weird! Hey- "Butter For One"?? *gasp* The single-serving butter stick? I mean they're common, but they're still appreciated! In these trying times a, a sweet succulent -- well not sweet -- a buttery succulent butter for one... To die for! [cRoNcH] Divine~! Delectable! Sure would! hAhA Ah! That is funny! That is a really funny fact. That is f-- Oh, Nighttime Fredbear okay
that don't seem good... Okay but if it's the same format... ...Then I'm thinking it'll be okay. Okay... "Doors" "Teleport"... got it okay. So, it- it should just be a matter of... Oh this- oh god I can go to the closet now
okay, Fine. Fine by me, all right let's see what's up. Hey you here? Alright am I gonna be looking for teeth or somethin'? Whoa oh f- oh f-- oh fuck! What the fuck? What the fuck?? What? Okay? Wait, there's something over there... Yeah there's something here okay so what is this about- What the fuck What the fuck- what do I do? What do I do- what the fuck wait oh shit hi umm okay you're there so I hear him I hear him tramps around I'm sure that means something Where is he? okay so he's not there I hear him, where's he
going Is he going over here? No? What the fuck-OH OH OH (Mark screaming) WOAH What the fuck (more screaming) OH fuck wait- wait- wait- wait- wait what do I What the fuck, what the fuck What the fuck- wait do I need to- does that I need to close the closet!? what the fuck does that mean, wait wait what the fuck does that mean What the fuck- what the fuck does that mean What the fuck does that mean What the fuck- what the fuck What the fuck- Does That Mean! I remember this in Five Nights at Freddy's 4 but I don't remember- What the things mean when they happen! (whisper) oh fuck what the- hello? Comin' down this way? Where'd ya go- what the- HO OH FUCK (gibberish) FUCK! (whisper) okay- alright Where the fuck- holy shit Oh my god! Oh my god! X2 Umm... imma check in here okay not in here Where is he- left Left X5 Okay I hear him- (low voice)oh my god I hear him (gasp) OO Fuck- I look away for one goddammed second! (door creak) I swear I look away, for one god damn second No other one- other one That sounds like the other one Okay no- no Oh fuck- GAAAHH EVERYTIME Every fricken time Im gonna check this closet cause I don't know what the fuck is up with this. Or why oh fuck Oh fuck oh shit. Oh SHit oh fuck me. oh fuck *freddy laughing* ok where is he? Where's he gone? still sounds here wait, left. He's going left. oh shit fuck me. [bell toll] Oh My gOd oh my god [ children cheering] why did I need the closet? why did I need the closet? why did I need the closet why Probably for the nightmare mode *gibberish* ah, there we go. ah OH Chica: Hey Chica: You stop that, ugh god Mark: I 'm sorry that was an accident Mark: I'm- Chica: You're so clumsy. That's why my big sister doesn't like you Mark: Well I don't like your big sister much either Chica: OH How dare you?! I'll peek your eyes out. Boink boink Mark: Ah my eyes!! You here? All right cool I'm gonna go listen to that tape. I'm sure it'll be fine hello, Oh hi. Woah I can see you in kinda detail now. Ah, I bet that ain't good. Are you Jeremy? You Jeremy? oh uh. oh uh. I'm thinking that wasn't ink. I'm thinking. You know, I'm just suspecting that might not have been ink I'm thinking that might have been BloOoOOod You, you know what I mean. It might have been bluuud It might have been big old beefy blued Ok so that is... The last of the normal gameplay modes. That's it. That's all of them. So what happens now... is, this shit. there's only one of those. oh no. don't tell me they combine all of the characters at once cause that awful oh, no. Oh No OH NO OHHH NOOO ok alright, well that sucks but yea. So that's what we have to look forward to. but, you know what? I don't have to look forward to that. That's a problem for future me. that's a problem for the me that's not here right now. that's a future me problem and you know what's beautiful. is that you can just push your problems off into the future indefinitely because future you will always be there until you die. and then when you die. f- you don't have to worry about the problems anymore see it's just logical sense so thank you everybody so much for watching. I'll have more Five Nights at Freddy's coming at you real soon. Real hot and heavy but um In the meantime thank you everybody so much for watching. I don't know how long it will take me to beat these. Maybe they're not like 20/20 mode hard we're gonna find out so probably tomorrow there will be another episode of this ah, and we'll see what happens so thank everybody so much for watching and as always, I will see you in the next video. Buh Bye outro Haunt by Shurk
