*Ring, Click* Uh hello? I hope you don’t have any heart problems Not to imply that would be an issue in any way, I mean it’s not like this is a frightening job, you’re just watching the fuzzy animals! ...I’m just watching the fuzzy animals. Also one of them bit and killed someone? Some undetermined amount of time ago? We in the lore community call it the “Someone was bitten, also the number 87”. No, I refuse to elaborate any further. Again, not trying to frighten you, just giving you valuable vague specific indeterminate information, like also the fact that the fuzzy animals may or may not be possessed by angry ghost children who definitely want to disembowel you. I refuse to elaborate any further good luck! *Click* AHH! Oh wait that was there was nothing there "boo" AAGHH *Click* Oh yeah, you shouldn’t, like, keep the doors closed all the time, because the person who designed those doors invented like, backwards gravity? Pretty cool stuff but it requires power to keep those doors closed and keeping you safe from the deadly not deadly deadly not fuzzy not animals also this facility runs on two double AAs *ding dong* Oh you did it! Good job see you tomorrow ~~NIGHT 2~~ Honestly I’m surprised you must have some wild incentive to come back today. ...Ehh your motive is probably in the lore somewhere, which I won’t be telling you, but you can definitely find it, probably, if you look hard enough, maybe. What, you’re not confused yet? Don’t worry, you will be. Good luck watch out for the fox! *click* the what *camera switch* Yar har No I don’t think I like that ~~NIGHT 3~~ I can’t find the duck where’s the duck?? Oh my god it’s the lore, I found it! I found the lore! I understand everything now!! As you can see, if we zoom in right here, we find the lore! There it is! I found it! The lore’s right there! With this we can deduce this game is set in the year: 19-euhehnehnhhh, and that this is actually chronologically the seventh game in the series! ...But hey! that’s just a guess!! ~~NIGHT 4~~ I don’t get it. Do... Do I look at Foxy? Do I want to not look at Foxy? Does he speed up if I look at him more? Does he slow down if I look at him more?? Do I just need to check the camera period or do I need to check the pirate’s cove? - "Yar har"
- Oh god he’s shmoovin’!! *Click* Watch out for the shmoovin’, when he does that you need to aaueeeuuehhehuhhehhhh So says I the phone guy I’m dead *Click* Oh no - "Yar har"
- OH NO OH NOO OH NOOOO OOOOOO?!?! DDDDDDDDDDDD ~~NIGHT 5~~ *Ring, Click* HELLO everybody my name is FREDDY FAZBEAR and WELCOME to FREDDY FAZBEAR’S PIZZA. A MAGICAL place for kids and grown-ups alike! Now, I know it’s not looking so hot for you right now, but listen, you gotta open those doors! Look, it’s nothing personal, or maybe it is! I don’t know! Maybe if you open those doors you’ll find out! Or you won’t! You sure as hell ain’t ever gonna get a straight answer out of me! That’s what the sequels are for!! Or maybe they’re prequels!! Whatever!! *bad rendition of toreador march* You did it! OH MY GOD ~~VIVA REVERIE 2020~~
