Five Irish Youtubers start a Dysfunctional Irish Farm

who's pc me sorry that's brian i've never changed your name change it i'm mr pringles because i'm buying tater pack you are i'm buying i'm buying pringles i remember it literally title park you literally drove past it and it was hunky dory's and they just had a field of buffalo because remember they had the buffalo flavor it started off as just a farmer not the americans killed all the buffalos what the tractors it's like slowly we're standing around in a circle having a chat like getting a break the lads are just gonna like chat in a field kevin why are we moving into the country i just thought i'd start running to see if you'd follow me oh god damn it kevin we're trusting you this is four scope we're all gonna be about kevin we need wait wait do i think we have to join i have a farm now i think we have to actually join it though there's an irish farm called irish farm an irish farm we get we get 1500 euros to start with 1.5 million oh that's a bit more okay i was about to say like jesus we're gonna have to buy like a tractor from aldi the [ __ ] back end of a tractor wait is this a shared wallet we could buy you a tractor i hope not no kevin i hope it's not a shared tractor no he's got he's got the credit card stop him we can buy the bakery for 50 grand i don't know if we need that yet i'm quiet dude that's a barrigan sure go on okay we own a bakery it has no materials and its storage is empty now we have to like provide for this bakery oh no it's got operating costs we shouldn't have done it yet so maybe a five youtubers 1.5 million euros imagine us trying to run today don't know we're not jumping into like the roof it won't last two weeks that would make a good video though we should do it yes what we were saying um just just for context for the people here like tayto park is undergoing new ownership uh soon so we're thinking about buying it and we're taking this opportunity to announce maybe we might do it maybe irish the lads land lads land i guarantee in 10 minutes from now we're still gonna be aimlessly running around this landscape trying to figure out how to do this i'm heading to the green silo what are you doing [Applause] i don't know which one's irish i i don't know holland agriculture's [ __ ] irish i won't buy that one i think it's just like john cooper brothers or something okay that one costs half a million so we need to get some more farm equipment wait wait now guys i don't know if we own any land yet we don't happen if we buy land no kevin get out of the [ __ ] oh god no those are expensive pieces of equipment that's most of our budgets that actually knows about finances it's got a spoiler coming out and peeling back the foreskin what are you talking about just you just buy land over there i'm trying to buy land but can you put your foreskin away i brought i brought some land we got field 56 it's next to where the tractors are oh it's field 56. right here this is our field oh we're here i bought us a field the crap type here is [ __ ] soybeans this is invitation we're the soy boys let's go we're no longer the irish slides we're not soy legs i got field 55 next to 56 which is the one we actually want for potatoes can i sell our other fields i can sell it for significantly less money so yeah well then yes so you're degrading the value kevin so we made a lot of decisions quickly ruin the field before we sell them can one of us figure out how to help kevin i don't think anyone can help kevin it's fire too late for that question most of his life i turned on my cedar and it said this fruit cannot be planted in august oh for god's sake oh no it's at the wrong time of the year we're like going into like the height of winter like planting crops yeah how's her bakery doing by the way i don't know i haven't checked on it in a while okay how do i put the potato seeds into the plate for that frame i know i think we need a forklift oh yeah the object's too heavy i can't pick it up okay i'm i'm coming back we can we can buy a forklift and i'll just need to buy another [ __ ] vehicle god what's that like tattoo park is going to be burned to the ground at this rate there's not going to be much of it left we did it you did that's great um can you push it in this i don't know where you do that i don't think this is how you do it but i'm just gonna assume it is just drive into it a bit i mean okay okay i'll drive into you a bit get a better angle i can't select potatoes for this oh [ __ ] we got the wrong kind of planter oh this one jesus you lifted it too early no i'm i'm holding them down what's going on over there guys the planters full of potato seeds i did it man good morning good job dan good morning we're also working back at the farm working hard or hardly walking the season's ready for you dad it's still telling me the fruit cannot be planted in august great it's okay dan i'm going to go lift the sun into a different hemisphere so the seasons change so dan are we uh are we ever going to grow a potato or for what i don't i'm trying to figure out how to change time you're the leader here by the way one problem so we can plant the [ __ ] potato i never knew there was this much involved in farming it's so complicated one thing at a [ __ ] time time spent disabled take up that thing you're gonna break it what do you mean you're planted in the [ __ ] can you not lift oh i gotta lift it sorry no i want to be all up in your hole oh jesus there's only potato up there it's not that exciting like every irishman i'm surrounded by morons there's deer here don't worry brian i'm here as well it's planting look at that it's changing is it are they ready for harvesting will i start digging them up no no absolutely not before i've done an entire field and why are you here no because actually i'm working from the outside in it's easier to drive you're planting seeds why are you going through like that's unplanned you need to move your plow i need to go [ __ ] left you turn right around the plough no i'm turning left here dan you're the brains you're the brains here exactly so you [ __ ] go forward and i go past you ain't the plow king that's for sure that's absolute that's a disgrace kevin you need to get off the bit of the field i've already they're not ready for harvest kevin you need to back up these ones thank you [ __ ] donuts oh my gosh i need to do another line here now so when you get to the middle how are you now gonna not how are you going to undisturb all the seeds how are you going to get your tractor out of the middle of the field when you've made your twisty shot get out of the way just spray it further no because i get to the middle and then i just park this tractor because we don't need it anymore do we i'm tired of being on bottom just keep going sir what's going on over here you don't talk back to this top nahi that's when the potatoes are planted get up kevin get your ass off i've had a lot of fertilizer to drink shots the first license stop it oh no i've ran out of potato can someone go get some you're a [ __ ] i can get something i can get something dies in the forklift yeah can you grab something i'll just park here for now he's just parked with no potatoes it ran out i'm not a board right i planned in the [ __ ] field i've laid down the foundation for this firm daniel yeah little is an established and reliable business all right you take that back about the danish community i'm quitting and i'm growing sunflower you're not she comes back to the [ __ ] farm you're not done plowing daniel then oh i feel like a real kevin right now where's uh oh no what is going on here use my name in vain will you all right so i've brought the potato seeds wow that was exactly the same oh my god you guys it's me what have you done i have perfected how did you manage this i think we have detected farm life get it out he's honest look i'm trying to track oh [ __ ] this is the best game ever okay back up hey dan maybe there's a small vehicle that can help push us i've bought yeah i've bought a pickup truck and i'm gonna just try drive into the tractor oh it's coming i can see the head it's crowning it's crowning oh yeah i was thinking i used to get a birth as well [Music] [Applause] oh my god can someone just like kick the end of the car down it's like there's a bit of it cut this forklift is driving me insane how do you turn a forklift i don't know how do you tune a fish these oh my god okay so if you're attached to the trailer now you're gonna boat here this is right here slowly slowly be gentle onlyfarmers.com [Laughter] for all your horny fats simulator needs we're trying to plant seeds not your personal ones yeah here come my seeds someone said cornhub [Laughter] that's been a problem [Laughter] all right get out no this is this is real badly stuck i think i was doing better ramming it and second i'm just checking on dan oh yeah oh no wait i'm stuck in the i'm stuck in the road oh he fell from us what have you done it doesn't work for me i just put some potatoes on it's like a [ __ ] tombstone that's where where i wrap up the stream how how do you get out oh you don't that's the best part that's the biggest part about ground people right think of it this way all your responsibilities are gone you're a ground person now this is all you do now people harvest potatoes on my watch will you what else progress okay i'm gonna harvest them anyway we'll say we had a harvest there's no potatoes coming out i'll follow you along so i can get them straight to my mouth okay ah are they good ah there's nothing coming out it's just dirt all right it'll come eventually dirt tastes great that's a good sign it tastes like fertilizer you have a 73 yield bonus though that's great excellent good job fellas keep it going dan how are we doing financially we dan can you buy a field that's like ready like that'll just make us money it's all the work is done do that one just invest in crypto next time did you get it out oh so i sped up time it's now going 360 times faster you may notice the clock is moving a mile a minute from the top right oh it's getting dark real quick oh it's pitchfork it's been a long day sorry guys it'll be march in no time we'll be crowned it's okay the moon's [ __ ] racing you know it's raining we need a trailer on the back of the tractor guys there's a trailer in the tunnel type is did you guys ever deliver potato to my tractor in the field no okay wait did someone drive my tractor out of the field where is it i wonder i wonder i wonder oh you did it now lads one i got no glue out of her hair all right it gives them something to do i [ __ ] hate you okay we're about to harvest our first potatoes here we go i i don't think they're are they ready i don't think it's doing anything i don't think they grow in a day you planted potatoes in winter i want potatoes now time's as fast as it can go all right it says it needs rolling it needs rolling you need to roll them so you break the stalks and then they grow like twice as much you know when you work out you break muscle fibers and then they grow stronger you need to do that with with these as well potatoes how do we how do we roll them you need a roller you need to buy one back at the thing okay i'll do that no kevin you're destroying all the craps i thought i was gonna roll them no no you've taken out like a massive line definitely rolls them down yeah you're the finest scarecrow we ever had i haven't seen a crow since you stood there okay i need a roller coaster technology they're motionless in the tunnel okay we've told you about playing in that tunnel now brian i was trying to get the the the trailer out and i somehow got the forklift stuck in the ground uh i'm gonna just sell them i'm just don't worry brian i'll help you let me just buy your vehicles again tell me everything that's stuck in the tunnel they've given her a name and everything i don't watch how much fish has gotten backlogged here there's a red tractor and there's a twist two red tractors just two [ __ ] red wait two did you i left the field for five minutes did you immediately put that in there for sure i like this side of you yeah boys so look kevin is harvesting he's getting he's ripping up all the potatoes they go onto the ramp and then daniel has a trailer that's going to collect the potatoes it's going to split the potatoes out we've worked it out it doesn't look like i'm picking anything up it doesn't no it looks like you're just destroying them unload here okay control it i okay unload i'm lord let's see that's it here we go come on potato looks like nothing at all there's nothing coming out where are all of have you done what have you done what's going on don't blame me blame potato technology have you loaned it and you've been supervising me doing it i've got the loan interest is starting to catch up with us guys we're losing a lot of money we need to uh it started with the [Music] [Applause] i'm yeah the circle thing didn't work clouds we made a team effort here but it just just don't kevin don't turn you're also supposed to work from the inside out and the potatoes you're just doing the same thing this is good this is good we actually have a lot of potato i think we'll definitely get a full trailer yeah we're going to make at least 60 euros i don't think we are going to 20 your own production costs 1400 in loan interest glad we're officially in debt your trailer's full sell them how do i sell them the trailer's [ __ ] all we're in february full boys where do i where do i take the potato oh lord give me fish there's a fast food restaurant maybe you can bring it to them sure they they need chips where are they if you if you go out and go left go out and go just down the street to your left you direct me kevin you got to stop driving into me right down this way let's set the left left all that hold on i'll do a turn this thing is surprisingly nimble it looks shocking no don't dip over the [ __ ] potatoes i swear to god that would be so that would be bad i don't think they're going to buy all of her potatoes they should how many chickens it says start overloading potatoes what does that do is that it is yeah just don't dispose wait should we buy the business 3 interests there since growing up right now yeah we just lost a grant to loan interest unfortunately guys i'm running the numbers and because of the loans we've taken out we're still 425 000 euros in the red so we're gonna need to grow a few more potatoes sell every vehicle we have we need to get back into the green yes i'd like to return this it's clearly broken it's [ __ ] it's funny i'd love like to imagine kevin going in saying i want to return a tractor and then they walk out together what's wrong with it we just didn't didn't like the color we're so here we go we're making the grand return all that morning 200 grand nice nice remember we started with 100 million no we started with money 1500 that's everything we only lost three hundred thousand euros no we went from three grand to 11 million oh wait no sorry i still have to pay back the loans actually hang on all right no no no no and what do we start with double that amount four grand so we we have the amount of money you have joe's saying an only and only lads account right now does sound tempting i'm just saying we're gonna have to make the money back somebody [Music] you

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Length: 24min 18sec (1458 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 20 2022