Finding a new Drink Slave on Tinder (how do I report)

I'm just gonna swipe right on everyone because I don't want to be mean well hallo everyone its maker seen again and you'll be happy to find out that my hair is doing quite well after last week's experimentations was simply hair logical unfortunately I can't say the same for other aspects of my life [Music] it's time for a life update you may have noticed that Ben hasn't been bringing me tea as much anymore did we break up no but we've just been really stressed and really busy and ultimately I haven't been getting as much tea as I would like all you want is a treat and all I want is tea we are so much alike anyway so some of my single friends have told me about this thing called tinder it's like kinder but I'm still waiting for my surprise and I'm hoping that on this tinder I might be able to find some qualified people to bring me Starbucks hashtag not sponsored hashtag just addicted all right let's do this shall we tinder simply go and get it yet 17-plus good I'm 29 now I have to admit that I'm a tinder virgin I have never downloaded tinder I've never swiped right I don't really know what that means I just hear it as an expression in fact the only swiping I do is wiping up to shop the link that the beauty gurus told me to buy makeup ronster oh goody we done open login with Facebook what did Facebook hijack tinder to allows the app and website to share information about you know I just want a drink slave and privacy please my first name is Christine with no age your age will be public the little teenage boys will know I'm too old to be on this app my best pic is oh I know there it is allow tender to access your location is this like an app for stalking people I want to be notified when this understand does that mean he likes me how does this app even work what if I swipe down I'm not ready to meet people yet where's my profile show me men and women age range all of it I can add more pictures perfect let's just google myself and find some pictures there's me and my cat perfect the winner right here oh this one at this one definitely it screams give me the tea oh there's been a night That's not me but I look good there so I'm gonna use that one about me hmm okay so this is my sales page so it's got to be good just a girl looking for a special someone to bring her the tea wait professional teas if ur school stay in school kids stay in school connect to Instagram hell no now what do I do nothing's happening how do I find the Tinder's oh just got to press the fire okay I'm Rick let's find this girl a match okay wait I'm so confused so these these are people oh wait I just swiped left by accident I didn't mean to do that oh yes my bride Chris yeah with an H nope how do I cancel you and go to the next person without swiping left you know like I feel like it's so mean it's not that it's a no it's just that it's enough okay mail 1628 okay sounds legit it's a match how do you do that fast what does this mean send message just how do I start this conversation I've never done this before are you someone who can get the tea yes I'm but my English is not so good that's quite all right I prefer it that way just the tea please my legs search for people I need to search my qualifications this is not meeting my needs why can't I see like a map of all of the options this how is it a match so quickly like do these people sit on their [ __ ] phones new matches 99 like 99 people already like you why why do they keep trying to sell me some [ __ ] I'm kind of curious if I'm gonna find someone that I know one here it's like dad is that you who's this guy and why is his girlfriend in the picture you've unlocked rewind YouTube rewind what you've unlocked a super light yes oh look we got a lot of messages from dogs that say AG mm-hmm swiping right who's hiring weight out of likes what no I will not pay you money god damn it uh who's this Rene sure I could bring you some tea if your cat won't mind how did they know I like staying fit healthy and into everything sports no why are there so many dogs on here hope the dog likes me Ben is that you well Joel Christine wishing you a super Sunday okay module yeah come on what is this what did I do why is there a heart that looks like it's gonna be launched I don't know what are you studying I'm studying tea leaves I have access to teeth that could potentially rock your world who is this Norman person seven-foot-tall Instagram model bad boy Oh sounds like a douchebag all right Oh buddy rescues dogs with learning disabilities in a spare time it's almost like you do thing that did not seem like such a douchebag hello good do you like tea this is getting so exhausting like retyping things and having conversations for 20 different people I think I'm gonna have to resort to copying a base I mean a pickup line that I can use on everyone hello there are you someone who can get me the tea select all copy Sanj Hey look at some Oh more money more problems could you get me the tea I'm really good at pickup lines oh my god this is disgusting this is what people do on this app how do I report report report boy where's your mother okay now where was it I was copying and pasting two people innocently looking for someone who could bring me tea and that's all I don't want any funny business okay just a grande classic trikey latte with almond milk from starbucks can you handle my order I got to keep going back to check my messages this is so hard to manage so many people on the goal all at once Norman says it goes by muskoka chai oh my god did he say Josh it's like sitting in a gazebo next to the lake at a cottage but in a cup oh that all sounds great but do you live close to a stove Alec says low if that's what you want I could probably swing back that's all I want Alex God that's it seems easy enough I know right are you a grande or venti if you were a teen what kind of tea would you be I think that's a really good screener question how do you feel about almond milk I believe I have the urban foraging skills necessary to procure ude you've dug like an academic I like it have you ever been employed as a Starbucks barista let's go have tea then no no that's not how it works I need you to bring me 50 are you asking me out what no you I'm simply asking for you to be my drink sing what don't you understand it oh these people are useless why is it so hard to find a goddamn team it's called tinder with the tea another Alex says we are talking about the kind that you make with hot water right I'm just checking I don't know if T is now slang for some kind of weird drug no that's Hollow learn something new every day you'll have to come and get it goodbye right just tea nothing else yes nothing else god damn it I think Ben's home I mean quick how do i how do you delete your next nothing don't worry about it is that my tea would you come join me I really need you roughed it are we having some fraud something to tell you you need to give me a little bit of context should we tell em I went on tinder okay it was awful oh [ __ ] there's a female well I gotta check that maybe you invite her over and the three of us have a good time get your own dinner as much fun as this was I think it's time to delete my tinder and gasps please let us know the reason you are leaving I've had a poor experience on dinner because you're the only drink slave I mean and you're so special to me that I made you wait this one's mine hold on I got you your streak hey man look it's even colored like an almond chai tea latte oh yeah boy do you wear your drink slave on your body you better hand out these uniforms to perspective drinks list none of them deserve it honestly who wants a shirt you can grab yours now at the link down below in the video description box and 100% of the proceeds will go directly to Ben's fun for getting me tea I'm just trying to support you [ __ ] oh we going to support ya don't take your drink slaves for granted because you don't know if they're gonna be around friends speaking of what else is not gonna be around forever it's these shirts and buddies because this new band it's limited edition sorry we couldn't afford to make this a a long-term thing okay so you can get it for yourself or you can get it for your own personal drink slaves and then they should definitely tweet that on Twitter so they can relate to each other about what it's like to be someone else's drink slaves alright guys hope you enjoyed this video I never going on dinner again thanks so much for watching and we'll see y'all [Music]

Channel: Simply Nailogical

Views: 5,841,735

Keywords: nails, nail art, nail tutorial, beauty tutorial, nail art tutorial, diy nails, easy nail art, diy nail art, cute nail art, simply nailogical, tinder, match, tinder matches, trying tinder, tinder for the first time, ben, tea, tea time, boyfriend, starbucks, tinder gone wrong, matches, dm, slip into the dm, simplynailogical boyfriend, tinder story, storytime, spill tea, tinder disaster, drink slave, simplybenlogical

Id: EUuY3Oh-KdM

Length: 12min 38sec (758 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 10 2018