Finding A Goth Girlfriend At Emo Night

we're here at emo night we're going to learn how to get a goth GF because I need a goth mommy GF so first step I had to look the part here we are PE the fit PE the fit and uh let's get into it do you have a Tinder maybe yeah I do do guys ever hit you up being like Oh I'm trying to get a goth girlfriend every day yeah so like what what do they like always miss like what are they missing in terms of like being like good uh what do you say like contestant they look at it as like I'm just this um just something they can add to the tally fetish in me so yeah but that happens so so how do I get a goth girl cuz I'm down bad I'm and I'm also and I have no no [ __ ] it's a real problem I'm so sorry it's okay um it's not funny why are you laughing at me I'm so s I'm not I'm laughing cuz it's I don't know um she doesn't even know uh how to get one I mean just kind of ask us about herself I guess don't like look at us as like we're just another fetish type thing yeah like we have you know likes and dislikes and yeah be respectful yeah exactly swag versus class class all the time you got to have what's the word standards you got to have standards got to have standards I actually don't have any standards do a lot of guys hit you up they're they're like saying Hey I want want a goth girlfriend yeah all the time I had like five guys come up to me today basically saying that [ __ ] what did they do wrong what do they do wrong make weird ass noises and sniff around me they're sniffing you the way they breae are just so weird and creepy what what what like weird ass noises do they make is it like a grunts is it like a cackle it's like a grunt like you know when you like orgasm type of [ __ ] it's like [Music] that little bit more you know just okay so if you're trying to if you're trying to find a goth girlriend like like what are you supposed to do don't be creepy for one I don't know just be nice be like hey I like your [ __ ] style that sh is cool don't [ __ ] breathe at me and it just keeps staring me I don't like eye contact constantly so creepy eye contact let's go with that okay so in my case we can do the eye contct we do eye contact yeah that's a good eye contact is this your boyfriend no it's my friend okay you just slam puss every once in a while yeah just every once in a blue moon all right so I match with you on 10 so what did I do wrong nothing I'm just lazy and I stopped responding I said think you're cute though okay I appreciate that well hey this is like our first date yeah that's what I say first date yeah look we're dating now that's how you get a goth girlfriend right there so like do a lot of guys like try to come up to you and be like hey you're like like a Gothia can I be like what did they do wrong they're douches douche bags and I you know and most of them are really ugly and don't have any self confidence but I'm cute though right so so what exactly did I do right be yourself okay and I'm pretty sure you called me cute that's right I did because and you have pretty long hair thank you you're welcome Is This Love I think we are in love looks like is this what love looks like guys I think we are in love I think we are [Music] too love your monster height t-shirt were you ever a fan of Monster High I was a huge fan of Monster High actually well so who do you have to say for people who like hate on Monster High if you hate on Monster High then you're just you're not one of the girls and that's okay I am I a girl who gets it you're a girl who gets it for sure you said you said he had music yes I do have music is it mid yeah um my my friend actually also writes music which is the crazy part um he actually was writing something earlier and he wanted to see if he could like play it for you it's just like a lyric it's like like a few seconds can can you do that for you yeah so this is a song that I wrote I had a dream last night we drove out to seea Las Vegas we lost ourselves in the bright lights I wish you could have seen it did you like it that was beautiful thank you like it was really good thank you why why are you laughing at me she's laughing at me you didn't even tell me your friend was mean I'm so sorry I didn't know she was going to act up tonight I'm always acting up Caroline you know better than [Music] that straight edge brother dude straight edge for Life man yeah yes sir cigarettes always have always well beat people up for Vaping yeah y y y h have you now or have you ever had a goth girl friend yeah kind of I guess alt yeah alt definitely in that uh they have issues kind of definitely have met them at hardcore shows before sure yeah so step one you go to hardcore show to get an ALT girl step two what do you do be normal like just treat everybody like they're a human being I don't like fetishize them as being an ALT girl all right cool what's what's the most emo thing you've ever done in your life probably cried over an ex-girlfriend listening to Weezer's Pinkerton album on repeat and pretending I was tortured like Rivers Kuma was and I definitely was not and I dated the girl for like 2 months and I definitely should have just moved on on that's so true you know I actually have a similar story about 2 weeks ago uh I met a goth girl on Tinder yeah okay and and I've never met her in real life but that night when we matched I I facetimed her for 5 hours straight and we both cried on the call and uh now she won't uh talk to me anymore and I'm still in love with her I'm going to be honest that sounds like the most Sigma Chad thing I've ever heard do you think Andrew Tate like is good at getting goth girls um I think deep down he actually that's his biggest problem is he's never dated a goth girl but he's just not out there just hanging out with all the alt people that uh Listen to Good Music if Andrew Tate were to go to like any post hardcore emo hardcore show ever like like what what would you think he would be a fan of he might like Escape the Fate because I think he might sympathize with Ronnie radkey they both seem to have issues with women they're both Sigma males too yeah so honestly he's a ahead of Ronnie radkey so yeah well he definitely makes more money than him oh he definitely what color is Ronnie Radke's Bugatti does r r key have a Bugatti he does not and that's the point I think Andrew Tate would be a really big fan of Blood on the Dance Floor he probably gets lot of inspiration from them oh you think so yeah just like personally I actually think that Andrew Tate might cry if he ever listened to My Bloody Valentine just one time or maybe get him on the Smiths no I don't want to say there's problematic dudes that listen to Smith a lot of people listen to Smith but I I'm problem I I am a self- aditt Mel manipulator and I do listen to The Smiths so girl boss Gaslight gatekeep man I don't know if I feel like the same about gatekeeping but should we gatekeep Andrew's hate from pop punk n man maybe that'll make him better you know everybody keeps crying about how like we need to keep calling him out and people just keep screaming at him which is just fueling him maybe just like be happy and invite him to a [ __ ] pop punk and post hard cor show and see if you can just change him honestly you might just start crying and then just like date a girl who just bosses him around and then he's uh we've actually solved the problem of Andrew Tate for the rest of the world that's actually [Music] genius all right so what's like the most emo thing you've ever done in your life probably oh I RIT every lyric to car felia in the mental hospital on the wall nice what's like the cringiest emo thing you ever did in like middle school or high school um probably exists I was the most cringiest [ __ ] oh my god do you have a goth girlfriend I got multiple of my DMs but I don't answer them I don't answer so Al how do you get a goth girlfriend he look like this yeah [Music] obviously so we're here with uh my name is Jason Castle you were there you were talking to me about uh mushrooms what are your thoughts on that I love them more than my parents honestly like honestly if I had a choice to do anything for the rest of my life let me SAR my steing fan of mushrooms I'm actually trying to break into like pop punk part this is a little bit of my first song I'm so down bad I need a bad [ __ ] that's why that reminds me of my friend Kyle very reminiscent of a Mayday Parade there's a lot of dudes out there who are also down [Music] bad I wrote a song for you do you want to hear it okay oh like look at us as like we're just another fetish don't like fetishize them as being an ALT girl and most of them are really ugly and don't have any self confidence don't [ __ ] breathe at me self mid manipulator did it work neop Punk FM

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Views: 245,592

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Id: 5zaQdFEMuLo

Length: 9min 18sec (558 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 21 2022