Finding A Goth Girlfriend At The Deftones Concert

I had a very nice friend and his name was Donovan really yeah he was really cool we're best friends you know something else I did with Donovan all the time what I I used to kiss him neopunk FM do a lot of guys come up to you and be like oh I want like an alternative goth girlfriend goth girls are like so hot yeah I have like a lot of blue collar dudes back home that always ask me that type of thing if I post certain things of me and like a alternative looking outfit or post a tattoo or something those like long past frat guys will reply and be like I want her she's an emo girl do you have any advice for the guys out there that are also trying to get a goth girlfriend yeah really putting your height in your profile is super important you know you know be yourself don't pretend that you like something just for the other person so that being said what Deftones songs would be the best for me to pretend that I like anything off around the fur Okay valid for your highest chance of success yeah basic like [ __ ] changes or yeah would that work on you though a lot of the people here scare you aesthetically no I'm usually just really horny all right how do you think it was like back in the day when like old head new metal guys were trying to pick up like goth girls just be a drummer literally be part of a garage band and you would get your dick sucked like right there on the spot I need a guy that's a band member well what are the things that they do wrong that that like I should do I I mean that other guys should do instead they work in finance do alternative girls just like hate Finance Bros most women hate financials I don't think it's just alternative well luckily I'm not in finance what should other guys be saying who are trying to hit on you the women you like Deftones okay uh the other day I was listening to Sex Tape by Deftones and I think knife party's a really good one in my opinion yeah if you came out to me and said like all my favorite songs knife party I would probably make out with you that's so insane yeah because believe it or not my favorite song is Knife Party lovely lovely [Music] [ __ ] crazy now that they're playing to add them everybody lose their minds what would you say about getting Garth girls it's challenging but you know you gotta go for it man like you only live once you gotta go for goth girls don't settle for all girls go for golf girls be a little bit of an [ __ ] Okay cool so um listen I was listening to sex tape and I was like damn I need like a [ __ ] right now to listen to Deftones with me you can be as slimy and as greasy and terribly looking as you want absolutely I see the most beautiful women with the scariest looking guy complete love so you know what there's there's always hope [Applause] [Music] [Music] I think having stimulus similar issues is always a turn on Okay cool what are your issues that no man loves me what if I told you I could solve that problem right now I've been doing this now Mississippi [Music]

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Keywords: deftones, goth girl

Id: Zb7rTiL4PdY

Length: 3min 50sec (230 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 02 2023