Fantasy High Episode 9 - Fig Performs Surgery

you guys head to the hospital uh go ahead and give me your disguise check okay would it be deception um or actually i would say performance 16. cool um you throwing a disguise as a pre-med student i think i want to be like a resident i'm like doing the rounds i'm like so i look like really tired because i've been working too long uh rad uh you do this whole full disguise kit um boy i've been up too long it's medically dangerous i believe also with the atrophy you get advantage on those checks yeah oh yeah that's true let's see maybe it's even better nope uh you make the residency um uh let's see i'm gonna roll to see if something good or bad happens let's just just can i sneak her up can she can you like carry a face or something the face happened sure what's up i want to sneak around like bye heard it so if anything goes wrong i can be like how about i put you on it can i put them in a wheelchair and be like oh coming through comments i think my deception would be worse than just hiding okay cool go ahead and give me that stealth check 23. um uh you are invisible in the shadows of this hospital um you're walking around doing this resident thing you get really into it um anyone got some coffee i am tired just like all being tired no doctors and civics uh you see that everything i need three cc's uh woman rushes up to you in a lab coat grabs your arm and says dr keller we have an emergency we need to do the operating room right now cool i'm warning you i'm really tired i'm a resident overworked a man is gonna die he has mummy rot it's critical right now okay i'm in uh you are rushed into a room you see that there is a man strapped to a table just completely like racked open going and his stomach is a roiling mass of sand uh that's just pulsing blood up out of his torso and the sand seems to be saying awakened from ancient slumber i rise to consume the world of the living dr kelleher thank god you're here please you see the uh scalpel goes into your hand um my hands aren't even clean yet and i go over and i wash my hands and while i'm there i look at my spine god damn it doctor we don't have the time okay um i cast i cast uh sleep on the demon and that's coming out of his stomach uh okay um um you can't sleep you see that the sand face swallows the spell energy up going yes the energy of the ancient pyramids i rise once more who in a sand arm shoots out of the stomach see the guy says i'm telling you i don't have insurance uh you see that uh the doctor says dr keller we need to operate now or we're going to lose them okay i'll operate i need you to make a medicine check for me oh my god 12. uh you see that you jab your uh scalpel into the sand i'm going to make an opposed athletics check these are all my horns oh 13. uh you see that uh the sand mouth uh closes on your arm and begins to swallow you into the abdomen of this person uh i want to shoot the sand monster uh because i was following her he's healthy so it looks like i didn't all right so i think i can maybe become a doctor uh 23 to hit that's a hit roll damage whoa 20. 20 points of damage i'll go ahead and make a medicine check for me if you'd be so kind remember stay salty i'm a doctor not 20. what is happening chris winston pulls out his argument what a perfect jeweled scarab flies from the sand scatters across hits a ruined bedpan glows with bright yellow light and turns into a smoking lump of coal the sand turns back into flesh if you rip your arm out of the person's stomach uh all the doctors are there i hide so much 28. my god dr keller you've done it again maybe you guys should go back to school all of them look so ashamed where's the secret liquor stash that's the killer you saved my life i'm so sorry i opened up that mummy tomb yeah don't do it again hit my frisbee got in there i know but i can't keep seeing you in here because your frisbee got somewhere i kill you're not lying i love frisbee i know you see that um the doctors all look around and say um we'll bring you to the liquor cabinet well actually first on our way well actually i'd like to stop on the liquor cabinet on our way i heard a young kid got brought in here and well i know i'm on my 36th hour but i'd like to take a look at him god damn it doctor you do too much you're gonna kill yourself i love this job someone wipes a tear and rushes dramatically uh another you see the dwarven doctor goes you're tearing this hospital apart well you know what maybe it needs to be torn apart so we can build it back up right i never should have kissed you [Laughter] this dwarf gives you the most tense beautiful passionate kiss response you're a maniac and this hospital would be nothing without you or was that the most sane thing i've done all night you know i spent all this time saving other people's lives it seems like we could never really save our own i know yeah riz is just watching us [Applause] anyway the kids in 113. okay thanks also where's the lurker grabbing it uh it's under the back bunk in the overnight lounge okay bye slap him on the ass doctor walks out job i think i have a new job

Channel: Chris Green

Views: 62,819

Rating: 4.9828572 out of 5

Keywords: Dimension, 20, Dimension20, collegehumor, episode, dropout, dungeons, and, dragons, dnd, tabletop, brennan, lee, mulligan, surgery, emily, axford, doctor, fig, faeth, mummy, rot, riz, drama, frisbee, fantasy, high

Id: 6BXGIOCqjTs

Length: 7min 1sec (421 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 27 2020