FAMILY GUY'S MOST OFFENSIVE MOMENTS DESTROYED ME...

1 hour of Family Guy's darkest humor yeah I definitely won't regret this because Family Guy aged great it's not like there are any clips of really horrible family gu scenes from you know freaking 2002 that are going to get me absolutely annihilated as blasted and as stretched out over the coals on Twitter for this one let me know if you want me to do another one of these hourong terribly dark travesty humor of Family Guy leave a like subscribe pray for me that I survive this and as a little disclaimer before I get myself canceled I would like to take this moment to shout out women with that disclaimer out of the way I am safe and let's jump right into it a lot of you asked me to watch Family Guy funny dark humor moments and uh I didn't want to but then I kept getting requests every time I would react to South Park I'd have someone say but what about dark humor from Family Guy so I decided you know what what the hell i'll humor you guys Family Guy funniest dark humor compilation try to cancel me challenge if this gets uh 6,969 likes then I will watch another that Family Guy dark human moment thing okay kids we're going to start practice as soon as I get that guy out of here I'm 60 yards away all right I I guess if a loose ball goes over there just don't go hey M listen pedophile jokes are just funny guys listen guys listen come here have a seat dad what are you doing Meg I'm a redneck which means I am about to do something to you that you will not remember until you're 40 what how is that there oh my God I did not remember that even a little bit hey come back here I meant sex oh well in that case what do you want Griffin Angela look out your window you see that anheiser bush billboard next to the Children's Hospital well watch this that was pretty funny I'm not going to lie oh God oh my God this is horrible oh god oh that's terrible oh good lord save them bless their oh okay okay yeah there we go all right everything worked out listen Tiffany that's okay listen that's actually not that's not bad that's not bad my man here Peter Griffin out here pulling an Obama every once in a while you know what it's all about you seem really great and I need to come clean with you about something because well if I don't there's two guys who were going to tell you yeah I don't know why I never really considered it weird that this dog was out there serially dating women like that that's weird right I have herpes really yeah well that's okay I mean if we're careful about it it shouldn't be an issue and the truth is I like you so much I do anything to make this work that is so wholesome Fifi literally said the same thing to me earlier that's wild oh my God I'm so happy to hear that I I feel the same way oh Tiffany you know you know I know this is crazy and like super sudden but will you you're going to die alone you dick what the [ __ ] there was nothing okay about that scene been dying to get back on television ever since I stopped hosting Family Feud how are you Betsy welcome to the show you are a lovely young woman let me just get my hand up there and Fe what the [ __ ] that one and we're looking for something you shop for at the mall Jesus Christ I do not remember family Buckeye being this this uh uh out there this cancelable 3 seconds I wonder what happened to Cindy dear diary jackpot whoa Jus my job I lost my house my wife left me for a bigger [ __ ] you get five minutes to say goodbye to your father Su Ernie holy moly that's a huge [ __ ] oh man literally me every single time I hear every time I collab with mudahar this toothpick is the best I'm not going anywhere without it like Batman and his futility belt I can't get these locks open don't you have something in your belt oh yeah maybe let's see I have some hockey trading cards a Post-It with some hair stuck to the edge something that might be a rolaid I don't know it's just loose hurry it's getting closer I have some stamps oh you know what it's a CT now make in order to get you into fighting shape I want you to drink this glass of raw eggs I don't see any yolks just drink it hey hey how you doing hey there hey nice spot huh I never got that joke I watched Family Guy when I was a kid oh Lord I I have I didn't realize I was such a pure I was such a pure innocent boy I was such a pure boy I never got that joke when I was a kid I remember this scene and I was just like all right that's not funny oh no 100% protein oh my god dude hey how you doing hey there hey nice spot huh oh yeah oh yeah it's great especially because of that thing over there you know what's in there corn really wow I could go for some corn no no you're dark Raj I don't [Music] care I remember this one this one's one this was wild dude oh my god oh Lord okay you're good to go guys I know this has been a long Voyage half of us have died of starvation we all saw Billy rot out from the stomach we saw Rogers face get eaten by a seagull and who could forget when Dave's bum sealed shut until he filled with Pooh and died but it's all going to be worth it trust me cuz the spices here are a amazing don't be so hard on yourself Peter your life's not over yet come on it's not like I can go back to school at my age I'll never be a doctor the best I could hope for is a male nurse who's probably killing all his patients well I'm going home Griffin you have another 8 hours on your shift now what about your patience they all died with dignity God bless them oh that was that's not dark that's just stupid awkward Like a Stranger trying to make conversation long line huh there's two of us reminds me of that Steinfeld episode no sauce for you right you missed both of them I can't believe that show's still on it's not I really like that Julia Richard dfus though Mr Sanders thank you for waiting here's the medicine for your brain injury oh now I feel bad I I don't know these jokes arec cancellable the these are fine they're not so bad Humpty your suck is drooping you should totally pull it up really I I can't see it yeah yeah just lean a little further and get it you think you can bang Leslie and I'm not going to do anything about it damn son where are you going oh I'm meeting up with someone from my grinder app isn't that for what the [ __ ] anonymous gay hookups no no no this one's a way for guys who enjoy sandwiches to connect you meet ball freak uh-huh all right let's do this what the hell bro what am I watching are you also married I'll go celebrate at the clam that's a great idea yeah I think we could all use a drink tell you what let me call Horus and tell him to get our table ready okay I just let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go listen listen common mistake it's happened to the best of us this group needs Quagmire just like an Asian man needs facial hair to be taken seriously tell that to one punch B sorry we're out of orange chicken I don't believe you he's right we ran out 2 hours ago you I believe D all right let's get this stuff out fast Guys these people have nothing that is like the most lukewarm racist thing I've ever seen all right everybody gets a hot dog toaster and a special zigzag brownie pan so that every brownie you bake has a chewy Edge we got 300,000 Harlequin costumes and 500,000 sets of stairs that a dog can use to get up on a bed well looking around I can see everybody looks kind of thirsty so each of you gets a Crash Bandicoot video game all right I'll see you guys next month cuz I got a shipment coming in of those realistic testicles you hang off the back of your truck my man just ended poverty car mattress still has the chalk outline from where my Uncle Leonard got killed by his third wife she poured boiling grits on his privates and then shot him you sleep on that well I flipped it over I love Peter I'd follow him anywhere except onto an elevator he fat man oh Lois I'm that's an offensive joke that is the most lukewarm offensive thing I've ever seen so glad you're here I really need to pee go ahead I'll handle the kids no you need to come with with me the toilets are all like one foot off the ground so I need to hold on to your arm while I lower myself down yeah I'm not doing that oh this is the worst scene oh this is so bad oh I hate this clip so much I know this next one oh this next joke is so bad this whales beached himself he needs to get back in the water or he'll die step aside I'll handle this give me some room no and oh God I hate this one oh oh [Applause] no dude this one is so [Music] bad I hate this clip so much literally hate it this is the worst of Family Guy [Music] [Music] and it just keeps going it does not stop [Music] you're welcome I'm saying I'm oh my god dude I I how how has this show not been canceled earlier not not because it's like racist how is it not cancelled for just being unfunny and gratuitous where are the good oldfashioned values on which we used to rely done with you now go take the bus home with the rest of the poor people damn the bus that's rough buddy I was aiming for the church God angry now Chris Griffin we'll start with your candidate [Music] statement come on Stewie forget it damn it that's enough you've treated me horribly what's our position on extended Library hours the library can suck my dick that was good what else you got yeah well anyway this was a thing we did thank God this isn't getting 6,969 likes cuz I ain't doing another one of these baby I ain't doing another one of these baby I did want to watch a Family Guy dark humor compilation because people have told me that in the last Family Guide dark humor compilation that I've seen it wasn't compilation enough so we are going to continue we are going to feed the flames and stoke the coals on both sides here and we will see what rains Supreme I I just can't take it I discovered my wife's been cheating on me for a while and I just I can't live like this I have to kill myself doesn't it make more sense to kill her oh God damn it this is instant this stream has been incredibly dangerous I feel like I this this this stream has been a uh a colossal mistake you can count on me the same way Nasha counted on me during the Apollo 13 crisis all right I'm going to need three coffins mahogany with brass handles three new daddies for the dead astronaut's kids and a black suit for me sir I think I know a way we can get them back is it hard it might be yeah we we've kind of already decided we're going in this direction for years oh my god dude now I've been planning on retiring at 45 so I can work on finding a cure for ballheimer disease peanut those testicles where did you get those I don't [Laughter] remember why is it funny hold up hold up whoa Family Guy stands in the comments are are you listening are you here cuz that's actually a that's a great joke we've got to stick together like that two-headed girl on TLC Okay who wants to taste it and who wants to smell it I'm tired of living with morons remember when I tried to open that lemonade stand with Chris all right that'll be 10 cents Chris pour the man his lemonade I can't the lemonade tricked me and got away of course lemens are God's children okay that's find that party is and get Meg out of there you're right God what happened it seems like just yesterday she was born Mr Griffin would you like to cut the cord sure okay that wasn't the cord and now you've got a girl I do not remember Family Guy being this funny don't be afraid to be honest with a girl and show her who you are wow thanks Lois that's the second best advice anyone's ever given me I don't know man Jesus Hitler Christ sounds weird so just go with age yeah well for the next 72 hours I'm going to be harder to find than a nice cat you need me to clean out your litter box oh mittens oh she's busy with a blood drive maybe I can help how about I read you this book it's called apathetic George George used to be a curious monkey but after a month in captivity all he did was wait for food the zoo people want I feel like this is a real book that could come out today I feel feel like this is like the Twitter's Hive Minds idea of positive propaganda but he lost interest in that too 20 years and millions of dollars in zoo Revenue later he died okay I've had enough maybe this one hey looking at you pretty normal huh no ah fudge wait I know I'll figure this out the the pieces are all there I'll go home and figure this out at least now no one is forcing us to watch those awful PBS documentaries and now PBS presents albino children are it's when you say something so it that was technically true but it's just the way you said it so with the acception of not being able to go out in the sun you're completely normal yes the Moon is my son I like to kill Beatles Beatles are teachers I sleep with a fork that's what okay star athletes do G I'm so sick of all the special treatment they get even during school shootings Kev Harvest Kev our vest hold on are you a starter these are for starters only I'll be a starter next year then next year you can have a vest this is trespassing and it's against the law maybe we should just let the clam go and I don't know spend more time with our families yeah I tried that I just spent most of the time testing Chris to see if he's autistic not overly [Laughter] affectionate I'm going to get so cancelled budy there's a little bit of good in everyone except that President guy from The Hunger Games he was pretty bad this year in addition to the Hunger Games we're going to do the special Hunger Games I'm Andy no come on guys fight this is Kevin's first birthday since he came home from Iraq why does Kevin always always sit at the bus stop it never gets on a bus please don't bring that up don't bring anything he does up hey you guys you're right on time Kevin just woke up screaming from his afternoon nap Mom it's my birthday and you invited your friends all yours are dead uh you're going to start dating soon Dam probably good to get in the habit of chewing with your mouth closed doesn't bother me I'm just you know one friend to another what you got a problem with me you think I'm gross don't do that don't do that yeah this is what you are this is what I Dam way to show your dominance my God you dare speak to me it's been 3 weeks and you haven't had a single job lead and it's not true I came really close with that job at the school so what makes you want to be a crossing guard I don't know I just thought it would be cool to decide which kids do and don't get hit by a car I need you to go to Chicago on Thursday I can't this week because the death games the death games the bells ringing and they keep obliterating each other dude this compilation is actually fire what the heck just keep oh my God this has been a 12-minute round why does every fight have to go to the death that's wild Stacy I'm a 12 year-old girl to my name's Jen any Discord BS in the chat looking in the mirror right now want to come over to my place and help me move hey you're not a 12-year-old girl neither are you Jenny huh I guess we aren't so different after all yeah you know this isn't a whole lot of stuff we can probably knock this out in an hour where are you going to go this is horrible I don't know somewhere far away maybe China I hear they got NASCAR there now no God damn it look at this note I sent off dear Pakistan up yours love India let's see what happens they did not need much boy what a great day for a baseball game yeah and these are the best seats in the House for catching home run balls oh that'd be sweet the only souvenir I ever got was at that stock car [Music] race all all right I got the guy I got the guy let's go thank God I really dodged a bullet there I don't know what the hell I was thinking ah everybody makes mistakes even please just end fast I have 5 minutes left please just end and so I don't have to see more of this so that I won't get canceled this stream is this the stream has been a nightmare Darkness you forgot to say I forgot to say clear that's what happens when you forget to say clear laugh that piece you did on the invention of of the guillotine oh thank you you know half the time those things didn't really work how was it honey they couldn't finish oh really yeah I got to go back tomorrow oh well I made cabbage for dinner yeah that would be the ending to this day for example here's what happened when we fertilized an egg from Shelley Deval with a sperm from James Blunt here's Hillary Swank and Gary Bucy Florence Griffith Joiner and Steven Hawking okay I think that's enough I got more funny ones I got Tina Fay and Walkin Phoenix yeah I think we're fine lot of face stuff going on in that one like people in massive debt well honey I've extended our line of credit and exhausted all our savings we should be good for another month oh that's great honey what are we going to do next month well I'll tell you what we're not going to do shoot all of our children and then kill ourselves I'm G to hold you to that I don't think you have any control over it all right Joe capitalism oh yeah baby let's lose the wheelchair and shoot this thing Peter I can't lose the wheelchair shair I need it to move okay yeah but your character can walk Peter I'm handicapped I can't walk okay Chris roll film and action Joe get out of the damn chair Chris get the cattle [Music] PR makes sense should have taken the shot fat ass yeah get him boys involved with them religious groups they believe in all kinds of weird stuff if I believe in Jesus hard enough I will not die if I believe in snake Jesus hard enough he will die if I believe in tree Jesus hard enough both of them will die yay thank you tree Jesus let's go have a long history of figur out like my great-grandfather who invented the first marital Aid this gives me an idea [Laughter] ah she's dead Ah that's so [ __ ] up wait what me an idea she's dead oh no would an idiot have been able to rig this rig to that rig Peter that's nothing oh is it I I died Joe what are you doing up there enjoying Heaven Bonnie come join me there's a gun in my nightst I'll be honest it's nice to be acknowledged by the chief for once usually he's just reminded me that whatever punk I'm roughing up ain't worth it you son of a [ __ ] I ought to kill you right here hey this Punk's not worth it you're right just go R you're not worth it find a way to chel your anger what I do is throw a shot put into a proud and make it look like an accident I forgot to make it look like an accident you look nice so I'll blow my burps the other way you're funny oh thanks usually people just find me awkward I have a hard time with small talk did you find everything you were looking for yeah I did all right for a guy who just had his first homosexual experience with his guitar teacher hey people got yeah I hate when my small talk just yeah just fine for thousands of years without AA just like they got along for thousands of years without religion I like you and have no reason not to I like you and have no reason not too hey did you hear about that magic baby that was born in [Music] [Laughter] Bethlehem what one hit of a magic baby does to [ __ ] like how did I actually I can't I'm like I'm rubbing tears out of my eyes I don't know why I'm laughing so much Give me liberty or give me death well oh that was easy I know right Ryan wanted to give him Liberty you do the paperwork Ryan all right we'll come to dinner but I want this is I I feel like this is because of the max or drinking game I have to stop doing Max or drinking games at the beginning of the stream and I need to make sure that the max or drinking games are at the end of the stream I'm very skeptical about this whole thing oh that's okayy listen I was skeptical about traveling to Mexico I took one step outside the resort well this was one of the things of all time uh please leave a like and um watch another one that was actually amazing I'm like wiping tears out of my eyes that there were some really really good jokes in there Family Guy Jew joke compilation this was highly requested oh no oh God it seems foolish to have all this money lying around oh you'd rather have it down at the bank with a Jewish guys can Lear at it oh no my name woo oh my God why am I doing this cancellation speedrun I love how everyone makes jokes it's like oh look at who you can't criticize it's the Jews they must control everything and then you have Jewish joke compilation I love you for all that you are in spite of the fact that your people control a disproportionate amount of the world's wealth no no and in all likelihood are probably responsible for starting every major war since the dawn of dude again I mean that's probably true like let's be real again with this what's your problem who's in the bush mind your own business you stupid Jew oh my God I can to get so cancelled why am I doing this why do I subject myself to this first R of Jewish fight Club is if somebody says ow you stop okay let's eat yeah let's eat baby that's what it's all about hello Jew wow Dad where did you get all that glistening chest hair it came with my star David Peter what is all this look this is my way of letting you know that I'm embracing who you are oh and I don't respond to Peter from now on I want you to use my Hebrew name well I I caution you uh God that becoming Jewish doesn't happen overnight it's a process that involves spiritual education and good works if you did all the the spiritual education and stuff and you want to become Jewish it literally could happen overnight so what saying is that it happens overnight look yes Peter I'm the one with the he's not listening to Authority the first law of being a Jew all right this is I'm going to get I'm not just going to get canceled have someone put me have me bite the curb Jewish Heritage and I really don't want to make a big deal out of this leave it to a Jew to take all the fun out of being a Jew now listen up I like the hat and I like the scarf so we're doing this why should I trust you you're always tricking me into going places I don't want to oh so awit for those of you that are unaware is a concentration camp in Germany you said we were going to a place Walt Disney built no uh yeah Walt Disney was a a massive um anti-semite Peter I said [Music] supported by the way don't go on no it's Disney with the train that takes them to the concentration that is so cursed oh my God [Music] and now the History Channel presents American inventor the true story of Henry Ford all right this is my Jew flattening machine I have such a bad sense of humor it'll flatten any Jew simply climb behind the wheel drive it towards a Jew and flatten him could you also use it just to drive from place to place and stuff it's a Jew flattening machine it's not what it's designed for but you could use it that way yeah yeah you could could yeah yeah you could also use the Mona Lisa as a place M God oh God an angry mob I've got to swallow all my valuables and get out of here Ah that's how the Jew gang goes baby confrontation no thank you look it's just it's bred into the genes of every Jew that there will come a time where the government is going to try to either kill you or run you out or enslave you or something I guess it's like it's just it's genetics escaping is genetic oh God yeah the average use for that's for sure yeah baby DM why do you think Jews have those they just Escape mechanisms did you see the mob what I see the mob why else am I here oh my God the Avengers Assemble the bad signal for Jews is just causing some sort of commotion anywhere in the city that's curious I didn't realize your mother was a holocaust Survivor my mother oh no that's that's impossible she's not Jewish according to her birth certificate she is oh my god wow breast cancer is starting to look pretty good how did they get away with this mom you're Jewish I'm sorry I never told you dear when we were married your father made me conceal the fact so he could get into country clubs it was the right thing to do it was the right thing to do dear oh my God so Grandma Hebrew BG is actually Jewish no way what who could have seen this coming yes when she moved to America her family changed their name it was originally Hebrew Berg money grabber that makes you Jewish ah yeah yes of course that was her original name kids from now on this is where we'll celebrate the Sabbath he that this is all unnecessary our life was fine the way it was check it out I'm one of you guys now huh I'm Jewish yeah Holocaust we're number one yeah because every Jew does that as you know have you ever seen a Jew that hasn't cheered the Holocaust look at all these short hairy men God I feel like I'm on the forest Moon of Endor just go God damn it hi you're pretty oh thank you mom is sodomy illegal if you're Jewish I hope so Meg I really do fre it's not Lois what the freak good morning Hebrews and shebrews what a glorious Jewish Day hey how about all those coupons in the Sunday paper HH some good deals there hey you know I went into a store last week and they wanted 800 bucks for a TV but I used them down to 500 Jews are gross Lois it's the only religion with a word ew in it there is no word like that what I Now Pronounce You man and wife mazeltov now step on the glass oh but be careful though at my wedding I cut myself on the glass and when I got to Palm Beach for the honeymoon I had to put a Wonderbread bag on my foot to keep the sand [Music] out all right it's oh Mort thank God Brian and Stewie you're in Heaven Too Mort this isn't Heaven you've time traveled into the past what how is that possible just just trust me we're here to bring you back home but it's got to be Heaven Brian look there's my Frugal Aunt Ruth my drifty uncle Isaac my bargain hunting Aunt Flo and my great aunt Vera who didn't like to spend a lot on anything come on Mort we got to get out of here I wonder I wonder what the what they have in common Brian when am I going to have another chance to see my grandpa K seding with my own eyes yes you know he's right Brian besides I've never been to a Hebrew wedding well I guess we could stay a little longer oh wonderful I want to be hoisted up on the chair and see what it feels like to be top nothing too nothing too racist here nothing nothing too bad nothing anti-semitic it's just wholesome right wholesome stuff nothing else has dude why did they play this song the entire goddamn compilation anytime anything remotely copyright happens work so far so I'll wish a Upon A my God this song Oh what W [Applause] dancing you Lois oh my God makes me take the r oh my god dude goodbye money I've been the birthplace of all of Western civilization's great religions and one really mean one I had a feeling this is what oh [ __ ] man this place would be like oh God Israel moment talking down who gets married get off these B Fe oh look Joe's feeding them pennies oh my God somebody take a picture can't believe we didn't find God in Jerusalem well we'll have to keep looking oh here's our bus to the airport oh wow that was super loud oh my God that is so bad oh bloody hell how do you go two weeks without opening your wallet yeah he's been out to dinner like four times we're clearly not going to get him this way I know which is why I just planted another bomb that's set to go off every time he burps into his [Music] hand oh I better make sure my wallet's okay no a today anyway you guys got the talent but what you need is a manager someone with no Talent who can take a lion share of your earnings I wonder is this referring to the Hollywood industry you do that for us sure I would so what do you say can I be your manager you bet you all right put it there no I've seen your prescriptions let's just say welcome yeah I I this compilation was really poorly put together um incredibly poorly put together that was actually very funny and not at all cancelable I am going to be safe this scene reminds my favorite Family Guy Jew clip this this is my favorite Jewish clip from Family Guy that I remember okay Mort now if you want to get more customers in your Pharmacy you're going to have to do a promotion like like buy one get one free what buy one get one free huh buy one yeah I get that get one free is that like a Spanish word no it's English the whole thing's English oh cuz it seems like you're saying the first part in English and then some kind of made up a fumm for something in the second part I don't understand you all right let me try explaining it another way let's say we're at someone else's store and there's a sign and it says buy one get one free get one free wow what story you talking about I love that that clip is funny the most darkest humor in Family Guy not for snowflakes and I was just what the [ __ ] how are you unironically title a video like is and then I decided Well it's going to work on me so I get it let's jump right into it East Coast welcome to the newest bull rider Peter the kid oh God I've seen this clip oh God you know what I am back at the ranch I'm a breeding bull wh what what what's that you going to find out where you going fatty we going to have a party who what this aired this aired on television what what do you want Griffin Family Guy humor really just do be hey imagine imagine if uh if I was a bull and I was I was putting my bull dick in your in your in your man butt imagine if that happened L Lou Angela look out your window you see that anheiser bush billboard next to the Children's Hospital well watch this oh my god dude oh God oh my God this is horrible oh god oh that's terrible oh good lord save them oh okay okay yeah there we go all right everything worked out listen I've become muda pilled mudahar got me on this freaking Family Guy Extravaganza trying to get canceled by this Family Guy Bros that was funny I got got a house on the cape maybe you come visit dude we're back on this bull maybe maybe you call a few days in advance to give me time to get the house clean okay maybe you bring a Blazer so we can go to a wider range of restaurants I'll bring a Blazer okay kids we're going to start practice as soon as I get that oh get the joke guys trauma for being abused guys you're not laugh you don't find that funny guys you you you don't see the the comedy and and just trauma look at all the look at this the the reaction to to trauma and abuse guys wow that guy out of here I'm 60 y away all right I I guess if a loose ball goes over there just don't go careful who you get involved with romantically hello I'm in the mood for some C oh my God it literally doesn't stop holy freak just get over here I can't I'm with my family oh guys guys continue laughing in chat because because this is this is a dude that that's on the hook by his abuser guys guys get the joke cuz cuz he was abused and now he's on the hook by the abuser which is a thing that happens to a lot of legitimate people trigger warning everybody have I made it abundantly clear that I do not find this plot thread funny at all pick up wine on the way well Angela if I'm really the only guy at work who can solve it I'll be right there ah it's another pleasant day for me Peter the strawberry hey Mr worm I welcome your arrival cuz we're all part of the same Garden oh it's coming no I wish Roberto I wish Roberto from Black Lagoon would do this to me God I wish Roberto from Black Lagoon oh man Roberta oh Roberta wait what I mean uh he was my neighbor and he violated me now I'll never end up in a fancy pie coward yeah who whoever made this um this compilation I don't want to know what your childhood was like I'm just a man on the internet apologizing to you I have found you oh my God story you okay Qui somebody call an ambulance this could need stitches we don't want this to leave a scar no there's no time for an ambulance we got to take him to the hospital right away guys I'm all right I think Meg oh my God he's Delirious he's talking nonsense quick everybody in the car it's my job oh my God you see family gu very hit or miss or maybe there's just me with my very distinct sense of humor I lost my house my wife left me for a bigger [ __ ] you get 5 minutes to say goodbye to your father Su Ernie holy moly that's a huge [ __ ] let's get this stuff out fast Guys these people have nothing all right everybody gets a hot dog toaster and a special zigzag brownie pan so that every brownie you bake has a chewy Edge we got 300,000 harlequinn costumes and 500,000 sets of stairs that a dog can use to get up on a bed well looking around I can see everybody looks kind of thirsty so each of you gets a Crash Bandicoot video game all right I'll see you guys next month cuz I got a shipment coming in of those realistic testicles you hang off the back of your truck that's my boy my man just solves homelessness I know how many beers I can drink and still be able to drive I figured it out seven six Peter B got him be sad for the neighbor's kid all right uh I couldn't find your toys so uh why don't you just play with this blow dryer in these Rams look in in Peter's defense are they ever going to bother him to babysit again it's like me it's like hey do the dishes and then you just break all the dishes by accident then you never have to wash another dish well guess that's it well you probably want me to get out of your hair so uh here's the dro in case there's a clog uh soaps right there next to the radio and towels are on the roof so uh good night on Lavar Burton's visor why would he wear these oh my god dude who would invent these for him listen Tiffany you seem really great and I need to come clean with you about something doesn't she die cuz well if I don't there's two guys who are going to tell you anyway I have herpes really yeah well that's okay I mean if we're careful about it it shouldn't be an issue and the truth is I like you so much i' do anything to make this work work oh my God I'm so happy to hear that I I I feel the same way oh Tiffany you know you know I know this is crazy and like super sudden but will you you're going to die alone you dick get it guys cuz cuz comedy I love playing the Maracas they're so fun I wonder what's in them sand or rice probably maybe it's little shells oh no what if it's bones no no bones are too big but baby bones aren't no no no nobody would kill kill a bunch of babies from Maracas how would you kill all those babies anyway I probably put them in a tub you could kill like eight at a time that way plus it softens them up so you can get when when the intrusive thoughts win the bones right out Jo just had a baby and I got a baby at home I got a tub Peter you seem off today are you thinking about killing infants again no now you got to kill them too Michael Myers if it seem like he did he ain't dead boy Peter seems like that obedience school did wonders for Brian oh yeah it's great he'll do anything I tell him to now maybe I should send [Laughter] Bonnie oh my oh no oh all right somebody say something else no you need to know what you did damn obliterated I want you to sign my chest and I want to Haw a lugie in your face I want you to sign my ass and I want to hwk a lugie in your face I want you to autograph my stomach okay fine but do me a favor don't spit on my friend hey Brian why don't you mind your own business oh my God every vtuber fan in the audience collectively sing for PETA right now my God I wish I was Peter knows I want you to resist the urge to levitate off the ground and Float towards the pie doesn't seem too hard all right go stand over there I know you don't no no you can't go in there no no stay out of there that's my special area no stop saying now what kind of pie is this Peter it's making me watch oh my god dude what is this joke which has caused outrage with a misogynistic comic here's a video of some [Applause] outrage yeah those booze don't hurt so much cuz you spent two minutes of the last segment applauding a red velvet cake and if that's not bad enough this morning's cartoon is even worse let's put that up there was a like you know how easily manipulated audiences are are are you just just kind of like them are you just making me feel good or or bad like as CU you're just a hive mind a hive mind of that aren't necessarily intellectual or have your own intelligent thoughts but but you're just just all here gathered together and and you a cheer at a Rel red velvet cake too am I a monkey am I the monkey that the people at the zoo clap at and laugh at and point at dog that's the dream by a drunk driver today at Cog Park two children are missing I was just there come on come on in your family's waiting in here there are toys and a puppy and food that's not served from warming trays come on you got to want it oh you got to do better than that okay I guess you don't want a new family damn the only thing meaner than kidnapping boys and a puppy he has your die forone Wings well this is like that except it's a pill and it's not okay if you don't get it a damn you come on you just touched it what the freak what's all the yelling oh my God Lois what are you doing first there wasn't a Mr Griffin do you really think this is an appropriate cartoon to run on glorious steam's half birthday you sound angry did one of your friends get engaged you have no idea how offensive you are to women do you what I love women I bet I can name more porn stars than you but but don't tell my wife how many porn stars I know I'll get in a lot of trouble I know all of them though there are people who just started an hour ago and I know him damn that now that is respecting women it worked graas what are my Powers oh yeah it's weird you're like really good at painting my living room up up and get it done by Saturday we're having a party you can't leave them alone come on it's good to have some alone time you know I spent a year alone on a desert island with nothing but monkey to keep me company you're saved sir we're going to get you back to civilization and how about we bring along your monkey pal okay yeah we can teach him sign language and he can tell us stories about what you two did on the island together no no no no no let's let's not let's not bring the monkey oh no I can't dissect this Pig Mr Kingman it's against my religion it is literally not believe me Neil it's no thrill for the pig to touch a Jew either a God damn it oh right in the balls on that that one Jesus Hey kid get in my van and I'll give you some candy no my mom says I shouldn't damn damn Hey kid get in my van and I'll give you some candy okay oh my god dude what no dude specials but first I need to tell you I'm gay the hell you are no waiter of mine is going to be gay he's the only waiter we what the [ __ ] bro what we have Lois our waiter is dead to us we have to focus all our attention on our Hostess now I love Youk all right son I'm going to need those two hams back I don't have any hams lift up your shirt son I need an adult I need an adult you're not a shoplifter you're just a fat kid huh sorry about that fatty fat fatty hey Tom he's just a fat kid aren't you fatty you're just a big old fat kid here's some chocolate fat to well this this was a video that that I watched on YouTube with you I hope you enjoyed this was a lot of fun I'm not going to get canceled because I'm way too smart and based and Incredibly unfathomably respectful of women to get cancelled shout out to women can can we get a shout out to women guys just a shout out to women and uh survivors of abuse I want I want to dedicate this video and absolutely none of the money that I made watching the video uh I'm dedicating my love and respect to people and women and I'm not donating any of the earnings that I'm making through this video I am just giving my love and support which I think is worth more subjectively right here we got a video I promise you I'd watch more of this this guy Family Guys Peter most racist moment compilations in Family Guy not for snowflakes and I thought it was kind of a meme that he titled it not for snowflakes and I was I was like that's stupid and we'll watch it and then he actually found some like heinous really heinous goddamn scenes and clips so I promised we'd watch another one and of course 10,000 likes and I will watch another one of these next week but for now let's just jump right into it that truck's coming up on us awful fast oh my god dude what holy crap do you see what I see I'm afraid I do wey and chased by ghosts come on it's not that bad your life could be worse you could be a black a black go ahead what I did not remember this at all a blanket I'm true just a stupid old blanket what a lousy life this is hey great great great cut to that yeah mhm good reference good cut yeah all right you saved it I had out wedding a you look beautiful and he's a handsome fell ain't he well I am ready for my evening what the [ __ ] what I did not remember this at all oh my God Peter what the hell Peter what are you doing oh surely Jerome you don't want to stay in the same house as a ghost who carries a torch around o fire ghost oh you scared yet no this place was haunted did you okay nobody move oh I love this episode this is one of my favorite episodes of Family Guy my God those guys in first class have guns Cleveland just be happy with what you have don't envy people died not 30 minutes ago in the carriage on the way [Music] here well we all know how this goes no oh my god dude no why I'm doing it hey Lois I'd like you to meet our new friend Jerome loose Lois what you guys know each other know each other other Peter Jerome is an old boyfriend of mine what sorry I was out of it wait are we being robbed no my God I did not remember that Family Guy had moments like this listen I I watched Family Guy like as a kid all right I brain deadly watched like the first seven seasons of Family Guy as a kid I don't remember any of these [Music] scenes my ass man this trip is dangerous couldn't we have just taken a bus our black guy okay oh a message from Joe hey Cleveland I just wanted to give you a heads up that Peter has a whip because well you know given your racial Heritage it seems like something you might want to keep an eye out for grape sodag gram I know this is very risky but the upside is so good I'm taking it this is the worst thing ever like the combination of the grap soda and the fact that Joe even knows to warn him or even oh God Lois to show I'm in touch with what it's like to be African-American I am going to go to the middle of the Town Square get naked and paint myself Brown oh my God who does he think he is Justin Trudeau he's not going to get away with this no no that's offensive you can't pretend to be black that's a stupid idea what it's a stupid idea you're a stupid man a stupid stupid man ow you're hurting me stop it stop it LO no I'm so sick of your crap why do you always do these stupid things and why do you always announce them to me before you do them are you trying to get a rise out of me 911 changed everything Brian 911 changed everything Peter you didn't even know what 9/11 was until 2004 that's not true Brian I remember 911 must have been a woman pilot [Laughter] ehh oh my God I'm not I shouldn't be laughing at this what is wrong with me oh damn I say I seem to have sewn a shoe to my hand may I go to the nurse replace him a a ah China what a glorious plan faster the pathway to Enlightenment starts with an unfettered focused mind look out what are you doing oh Oh I thought that dot on your head was from a sniper [Music] [Music] rifle you think all those chickens had to buy tickets I don't know but I'm starving what I wouldn't give right now for a big juicy steak how dare you to us cows are sacred that's right you are disrespecting our entire culture and why did Wes Anderson come here to make his worst movie Stewie what do we do quick hit the red buttons what the [ __ ] wow that came in handy yeah now let's get out wieners look like yeah yeah no let's get out of here Peter this spot is a secred adornment it's a portal an opening through which all light goodness Rejuvenation joy and ecstasy may enter the human form a vagina get out you know it actually looks like the god Dam it why am I laughing I should not be laughing at this oh my god dude stop stop bro Native Americans have done all right for themselves they do seem to have a lot of shops it looks like they have medical care as well ma'am I'm sorry but I've done this several times today and your husband just isn't [Laughter] responding I am so angry at myself why well have you tried this ma'am this is a place of medicine maybe I'm just over tired but I can't I I don't know I think I'm over tired I think in the future I can only watch Family Guy when I'm like up all night literally and their popular music is interesting and here it is the number one song for the 10,000th week in a row h h h h Ireland was a much different place before the discovery of alcohol most experts believe it was something like this yeah gentlemen today we Ireland's top scientists have found a way to convert our entire population to Pure Energy it's a glorious day absolutely hey Michael ml's just invented a new kind of Beverage in his basement whiskey all right here's one so A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why a long face that's hilarious hey screw you whoa what the hell's your problem you're my problem dude that joke is offensive oh yeah yeah I'm sorry that not everyone conforms to your preconceived notions of attractiveness it's a joke man oh oh yeah oh it's a joke how about this why are there so few black baseball players why because they're always stealing bases whoa hey now that is offensive yeah what the hell man hey it's a joke man yeah but it's racist oh the horse with a long face just told a racist joke huh that's different oh yeah how's it different hey why do you have so many drinks and you haven't touched any of them uh hello Einstein Hooves no freaking thumbs can't pick up a glass well then why are you in a bar bite me that's why douchebag look look I think we all got off on the wrong foot here yeah well you got that right we're sorry okay I feel like this whole argument this whole scene was just like your average Twitter thread all right me too look I'm Mike and this is Harry Sarah Jessica Parker this van has the latest in law enforcement oh my God bro what do you get the joke buty watch suspect suspect you have the right to remain silent sweet hey let me try Cleveland don't minority suspect minority suspect danger he's got a gun oh my God it planted the gun ah dang it oh no do you have any idea how fast you were going sir Peter hey Cleveland this is just so we can talk without getting spotted by Lois Adonna I need you to step out of the car sir Peter there's got to be a better way he's got a knife sorry Cleveland it's got to be authentic stay down stay down try to grab my gun oh trying to grab my gun are [Music] you hey rookie save some for me wow the whole gang's back together shut up we don't need need you in this town tell you what oh my god dude why let me call Horus and tell him to get our table ready okay just let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go oh God there's four slaves IDE get back us and that's our oh my God allahar G was that supposed to be was that supposed to be like a Muslim alarm clock was that the meme was that the joke oh my God that is horrible my allergies and everything else just terrible all right let's go what should we leave for a tip the food and service were both great give them the full 3% chap chap CH [Music] chop why no this is why I hate going outside that was hilarious and again the global community's in action during the Holocaust was unforgivable uh what okay I noticed your Lawns getting a little high yeah I used to have a guy for that dick okay oh God now you have a good one was this much tension when the slaves were freed uh okay so uh you're free to go but we're cool right what oh god dude bro no no say the word right now yeah together ready you bet you could have just quit the show wait as a glorious exit they said the N word to get fired oh Family Guy we're not the first people to be dragged off against our will are we there yet no are we there yet no are we there yet damn it I swear to God I will turn this ship around that works teach us a lesson yeah that's even better all right if that's what you wait a minute now return oh my god dude to damn nature you scary on BET damn that [ __ ] run fast you see that [ __ ] that thing come by my house I kill it was anybody going to wake me up for the party it's 6:30 I went down at noon now I'm going to be up all night watching Bad reality TV we now return to Uber driver Ninja Warrior what the freak first he's got a swing on the gold chains across the cologne bath without dropping his ecigarette next he's got to pick up a ride share customer now he's going to be late but he's going to make it seem like the passenger's fault and not his where the hell have you been I've been here man maybe you press wrong button I don't know now don't talk to me I'm on four different phone calls oh my God that that was uh one of the compilations of all time uh I'm a little shaken a little shooked well anyway not for snowflakes uh I'll do another one if this hits 10,000 likes so there's this channel this family guys pea channel that makes these compilations of Family Guy moments titled not for snowflakes where uh officially he comes up with [ __ ] that's incredibly cancelable so I don't believe that I'm going to get canceled from Family Guy I know I know I saw some wild Family Guy scenes on the last one but apparently the Quagmire ones are the worst of them and so here's the thing I haven't seen Family Guy in years I saw like the first what Seven Seasons back when I was a kid uh I don't remember this [ __ ] but apparently it's way more cursed than I even remember and you know what 10,000 likes I'll do another best quag Meer video get me cancelled babe you can't you [Music] can't whoa what I didn't know you were worked out at this gym too hey Brian hang on I'm just finishing a set come on come on two more come on come on you got to want it biggest Flexes in anime what dude that that that there that there is one of the biggest Flexes in anime my man over here would annihilate Goku nice job let's get you a rub down oh God Glenn honey I have a question for you what do you do for a living hey I have a question for you too why are you still here got him all right all right nothing bad so far nothing cancel well I'll be fine that was strangely arousing hello 911 it's Quagmire yeah yeah yeah it's in a window this [Music] time all right that's not so bad not cancelable I'm still fine I'm okay nothing will happen wow quagmi has got a nice place this is going to be a relaxing weekend oh oh my God what the freak I don't remember that [Music] [ __ ] oh my God okay that's that's can a little B I'm Glenn Quagmire and this is B Bush all right what did you do to yourself Quagmire well I just covered my entire private area with honey now we're just waiting for the bees what giggity all right here they come why though okay okay they're on there it's just just no nobody move all right no nobody nobody do nothing just don't don't want to don't want to make them mad stop stop it good evening I'm Glenn Quagmire your instructor everyone look to your left now look to your right all of you are sex offenders and statistically you will all why is he the therapist what be here again because this has never worked in the history of doing this now honestly that might be the most based thing ever I I don't know we just watched that video about the eirl lady that murdered her boyfriend and she claimed that she was was suicidal and because of that they didn't put her in prison and they just made her see therapy and now she's back on the streets and today we have a new member giggity Chris G hi Chris all right before we begin whoever's driving a windowless van painted like an ice cream truck your lights are on yeah we wouldn't want the bees to get mad I hate you bees I hate you bees I hate you bees I hate you I hate you bees I hate you bees I hate you bees all that's enough that's enough that that's just get them off get them off the back of the hive yeah all right enough is enough Cleveland open the hive all right craigm bring him over here oh god dad are you gay what are you gay dad oh Glenn I'm not gay just just tell me the truth I am telling you the truth now calm down you're ruining this ball you know how much I love balls all right come on now that's not helping you have my word I am not gay okay you promise I promise all right I believe you but I am a woman trapped in a man's body and while I'm in COG I plan to have a sex change operation oh come on just be gay oh my God now that is cancelable [ __ ] yep yep that's that's there how can you not like me you are the worst person I know you constantly hit on your best friend's wife the man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death and this is how you repay him and to add insult to injury you defecate all over his yard and what really bothers me is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos yeah I date women for their bodies but at least I'm honest about it God you're pretentious and you delude Yourself by thinking you're some great writer even though you're terrible and I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal Meg 18 yet you hate most about you you're liberal damn son hey Chris how are you well I'm glad all right agenda how we should legalize pot man how big business is crushing the underclass how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America well what have you done to help driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ oh wait you don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter because religion is for idiots well who the hell are you to talk down to anyone you failed College twice which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father how's that son of yours you never seen but you know what I God dude freaking tearing him apart you can forgive all of that all of it if you weren't such a bore damn wait a minute something's wrong all right you girls ready what's going on don't you laugh at [Applause] it okay father in the hospital I was hoping that that was a redit moment if I've ever seen one while I was gone you could look in on Susie and Joe and go have sex with quagmire quagmire a Shu you can't blame a guy for trying giggy giggity giggy would you mind give me a lift home buddy say yes I would mind and then run him over please a damn well I I was like pretty pretty on women are a lot like Saturday Night Live sketches lots of them are awful some are decent and a few are pretty good but then there's that one that one woman who's as amazingly perfect as massive head wound Harry oh my God Honestly though like that's that's just a good way to look at life well hang on Quagmire there's no guarantee it's your baby gity oh I say that May's turn truth or deare uh a pick dare no no no no truth truth okay truth do you have age ah come on we're all just trying to have a good time wonder what happened no oh no no no no Cindy dear diary jackpot oh my God he really was such a monster all right no no not all right all right oh godamn virtual reality whoa you guys got to try this hey look at me I'm a poll in a strip club oh it's showtime oh no oh no oh hey stop false alarm hi can I help you well that depends do you know how to fix pieces of junk haven't been stumped yet okay I see what your problem is I I tried to buy a a sweater online and and I I think I got a virus no no try explaining to someone that the incredibly gratuitous weird and disgustingly offensive porn that you watched was for research I just wanted to know what would happen if Beast Boy was a horse I just wanted to know how the physics would happened what would what would be real if they were listen hey everybody Meg just had her first period Peter shut up it's 3: in the morning what the hell's going on out there damn it people are trying asleep I'm just saying I'm proud of her she's a woman yay yes Peter that's very hot and I'll deal with it in the morning but right now I am exhausted oh no oh no oh my God he's a genin player we all know what's going on here it's just implied but we all know what's going on in this thought bubble the kids don't know but we do oh my god when I was a kid I did not that all know what was going on hey Peter do you mind but I have to get dinner go out yeah that's what separates us from the monkeys that and the armed guards at the zoo man they got some sexy monkeys down there for a day what the [ __ ] Elma stop that you have a right to be happy and and there's a lot of great people here why don't you mingle oh my God Lois you single now no Glenn I'm here with felma who's Thelma this is Thelma e the worst thing he could say is no the worst thing he could say is no oh you're still here yeah after a wonderful night I I thought we could get some breakfast clearly you're not familiar with how this works see you're supposed to be already gone there's no breakfast here let me help you to the door you're a jerk Glenn Quagmire one of these days you're going to get what you deserve you better put something warm on you got an icicle foring down there bro my ma'am giggity you know I don't mean to be rude but this man this dude I he was actually a monster he was actually a monster do you have a more comfortable chair this one's really hurting my back oh my God quack mea you come out from under there I'm sorry everybody I just wanted to meet her so bad I can't do anything right I'll go have a talk with him oh yes am I dead no this is where we monitor all the dressing rooms in the mall so we can keep an eye out for shoplifters you don't say you see this is funny this scene that's about to happen I remember this one this this scene is funny oh my God that one's having a heart [Music] attack that was amazing you saved her life thank God you know CPR what the hell CPR what the hell CPR now that is one of the funniest goddamn scenes in television history I will not lie to you when I say this is Classic Family Guy this is why Family Guy deserves to be remembered henceforth sexual intercourse is illegal it is gross and disgusting and punishable by death origami keeps my hands busy and my mind off sex there we go I made a swan Stewie's a good leader I wonder how many of these swans I can fit in my bum and when he woke up in the morning she was still in his bed ah [Laughter] a oh my God I am over tired I'm oh God f it yeah and then she wanted to make him eggs and he said oh I don't have time I got a meeting at 12:30 and she said I'll drive you there and he said no no it's at my office it's like a half hour commute and she said I don't mind it's on the way to my kids preschool welcome to midnight oh my Q tonight we're going to enjoy the smooth jazz of Charles Mingus Norman maor is here to read an exerpt from his latest book and then we also have a girl from Omaha who's hiding a banana we'll find out where giggity giggity gig goo stick around bro what the freak uh I guess 10,000 likes and I'll do another one cuz I promise but I I don't I don't foresee this video lasting on YouTube and surviving on YouTube long enough to actually reach that threshold but you know we'll try I guess to combat my incredible wokeness unfortunately on my last one of these you guys got it past the like goal so today we are going to be watching the most offensive jokes of Family Guy not for snowflakes if you are a snowflake flake yourself away I love the not for snowflakes in the title it just it tells me so much about Family Guys Peeta over here as a person ladies and gentlemen this is the most offensive jokes and it's only 6 minutes so you know it's prime time I'm I'm excited I'm excited let's get canceled I I missed it all right men this is Harry the homosexual say hi to everyone Harry hi fell I sure do love being gay oh my God kill me G so cancelled why do I do this fellas is a gay fellas Harry's choice of lifestyle is wrong so we're going to beat him up for it now take these baseball bats and get to it the way he runs away no oh my God listen fellas is it is it gay to literally breathe cuz you know there are my ball particles in the air right now so by breathing you would be inhaling my ball follicles you are literally sucking my balls every time you breathe fellas fellas is fellas is it gay to to be attracted to women because women are attracted to men if they're straight I don't know where I'm going with this all right good so far no no no don't use the bats like that no no no oh my god dude oh no don't use them like that either all right look just put him down and use your fists no oh my God stop it please no no not like that she's beautiful oh my god dude I am sweating I am going to get so unfathomably cancelled for this [ __ ] fellas is a gay to be homophobic fellas is a gay to be hom phobic you're just thinking about two men having sex isn't she sweetheart she sure is Joe it's hard to believe she's already 18 godam cuz she was pregnant for 18 Seasons oh my God I am literally getting so dead right now hey there sweetie how old are you 16 18 you're first Mom oh my god dude oh that's rough where this is going giggity kity G A yeah that's classic Quagmire oh I hire a math tutor okay so do you use my car or do you have like a special one you brought um I'm the math tutor really no way so that means you're the driver's at instructor yes well I'll be a son of a gun all right time to learn math from a black guy I guess oh God he made it worse stop bing bong thank you for invite oh of course please come in hey Brian I bet he thinks you're what's for dinner come on that's a racist stereotype so when do we eat dog fellas is it racist if you're right sorry sorry I am ready for my evening no I've seen this clip please stop oh my God this is just backto back bangers God Peter what the hell Peter what are you doing oh surely Jerome you don't want to stay in the same house as a ghost who carries a torch around o fire ghost oh you scared yet didn't know this place was haunted did you gentlemen I give you the Asian oo compact hairless and fiercely intelligent the penises while tiny are extremely efficient we're projecting 10 billion within 5 years was this how God launched Asians also there'll be different varieties that will all hate each other for some reason oh my God stop it oh my God stop it oh God damn it do they eat just like regular food no no no they opposite God damn it oh my God I feel like that's a bit you could make for everyone and it'll never get old may I help you yes 1950s doctor me and my friends are looking for your friends with a and a [ __ ] this man is insane take him away oh my god dude now wait a second you can't do that to him speaking up to a white person this man is insane oh god dude oh god look I don't think all cripples are insane euthanize this man oh God damn it something I can help you with yeah you got any brain dead women in there you let people have sex with for a few bucks sure come on back wow can you imagine existing like me seeing something like this that is wild disturbing incredibly hilarious and you just think about the next morning when and you're going to be trending on Twitter ob one oh God the pedophiles on the kidy this lightsaber oh my god well you got here just in time oh on your marks get set white guys go I have high hopes for this I had a cliff bar before we started everybody else I thought they were coming after us godamn this is so bad stop it please dude bad news you're dead what but I'm death sorry dude Super Death you're done so what now I go to heaven nope when a Death Dies he gets reincarnated you're being reincarnated as a Chinese baby right now girl girl oh my god dude that is so messed up these are really messed up I did not remember Family Guy was this offensive come on do math ah just kidding as you are aware Asians are known for their great sense of humor and enormous genitalia and respect for non-asians and for being polite Now give me big American food you fat ugly Cojack bang bang American fat sauce now did you get a look at the man who assaulted you I did okay can I get a description yeah he was probably around 59 510 which is it 5'9 or 5'10 I'd say 510 okay we'll go 5'9 and a half and now how old was he late 30s maybe 37 I don't know anywhere between 35 and 40 okay well let's say 37 how about ethnicity yeah he was Asian-American Asian-American we talking Korean we talking Tha we talking Vietnamese maybe Korean could have been Japanese but but I I think Korean okay Korean now how about identifying characteristics any any marks piercings is this going where is this going he may have had a tattoo he may have had a tattoo did have a tattoo which one was it I I don't know it it all happened so fast you know what it's fine I have a preliminary sketch here is this the man who assaulted oh my god dude package for Glenn Quagmire oh uh excuse me I got a package for you too all right nice try but I built up an immunity God damn this man has become Superman he an old boy wait we chased the friend of mine what sorry I was out of it wait are we being robbed happy no new life and we'll have equal rights for all except blacks Asians Hispanics Jews gays women Muslims um everybody who not a white man and I mean white white so no Italians no polish just people from Ireland England and Scotland but only certain parts of Scotland and Ireland just full-blooded whites no you know what not even whites God nobody gets any right America mailman damn me no the other black guy in shorts yes you here well you sir are a racist and a rude one at that so you're not a mailman okay yes I am a mail man but these are my 1983 Maurice cheek [Music] short oh my God this is the legendary meme oh my god dude I I'm waiting for this compilation to end I'm like sweating please end already before like I'm actually toast okay you're good to go bang get with epilepsy and you're giving her a seizure oh my God stop who else but qu my yeah no this is this has been this has been rough buddy uh leave a like 10,000 likes and I I'll do another not for snowflakes compilation like subscribe and follow me on Twitch stay weird fam

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Length: 84min 17sec (5057 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 01 2023