South Park's PANDERVERSE Just BROKE THE INTERNET...

ladies and gentlemen for those of you that are unaware the uh The Internet's been kind of cannibalizing itself lately over a certain thing called South Park into the panderers which is the most South Park title you'll ever hear in the entire world now the reason why it's in the internet is cannibalizing itself is because it's been banned in some countries banned from some Television Studios so now that this uh this has gone full uh nuclear warhead this Pander vers South Park [ __ ] we have to get on top of it cuz as someone that's been canceled for literally anything you could think of you bet your [ __ ] I want to get canceled for this too I'm I'm collecting cancellations like Pokemon at this point let's go baby it's time for some South [Music] Park are you still here you need to get going I can't get going I told you I don't feel well what's the matter now all right all right oh nothing I just had explosive [ __ ] diarrhea all night because you decided to get us KFC for dinner she just like me for real you have KFC all the time yeah and I have diarrhea all the time no not staying home all day and playing balers Gate 3 now let's go oh my God they they they love doing this don't they you've been playing Bal balers Gate 3 have a good day at school sweetie what is going on sweetie wait wait wait is she Cartman is this into the panderers special because this is an alternate universe of South Park that's just incredibly Progressive oh my God whoa no now I know why everyone hates this show now I know why this is getting banned and canceled everywhere okay it took a second but there we go oh my God [ __ ] you Mom no it's the gang I cannot believe they made [Music] this oh South Park rule 34 going to go crazy after this I'm just saying that so that when Twitter inevitably cancels me they focus on the rule 34 comments and not the uh possibly racial ones that are going to show up later in this video this is [ __ ] how do you get your mom arrested for child abuse she wouldn't let you stay home and play bald's Gate 3 huh fat ass Who you calling fat you Heathen [ __ ] dude you don't want to miss school today cly said he's going to fart on Timmy Mullen during PE what is going on I am so lost I am so lost I cannot believe they made this without any like commentary or anything they just drop a whole 47 minutes special about the panda verse wait is this going to be like a spiderverse meme like where uh Cartman from the real Universe shows up in this universe please please Tammy mollins has sweet [ __ ] knockers dude Kenny enough about Tammy's knockers I don't know Kenny's kind of kind of bad though you sound like a white male trying to reestablish the patriarchy what the oh no it was just a dream guys we're okay we're okay it's okay it's okay ma'am I had a dream that I was replaced by a diverse woman oh no anything but that that a diverse woman not again yeah only this time it wasn't just me they were taking all my favorite people and replacing them with diverse women complaining about the patriarchy that's buddy bed and make sure there's no Disney Executives under there I promise there's not I'm scared damn damn Disney catching Strays oh oh boy G Willers dog oh my God are there some Disney Executives over there Mom will you please just look and make sure Kathleen Kennedy isn't under my bed Kathleen Kennedy out there somewhere re and now we know why this was banned well obviously Kathleen Kennedy is not under your bed God can you check the closet Eric enough I've told you there's no such thing as Disney Executives who rep there is no Santa Claus there is no tooth fairy and there is no Queen of England Place everyone you love with diverse women who complain about the patriarchy now be a big boy it's not real it's it's not real the patriarchy is not real please please oh my God they did a Disney logo on South part for the pandae oh my god dude this is the ultimate parody this is the ultimate parody I cannot believe they did this and they're getting are they going to get away with it only time will tell man joining the Pander verse holy nnizzles Integrity yeah get up come on S get up let's go what Dad downstairs let's go I'm sick of this [ __ ] uh okay all right it has come to my attention hemp sweet hemp lately that young people today don't know how to do [ __ ] true based real based incredibly based Randy guy so real and true and based of him you got your phones and your AI and you kids haven't learned to be able to actually do anything it's true so we're going to take this morning to learn how to fix something yes the first thing we have to do is check all of our Collective privilege together you see this see this the oven door isn't working it's falling off the hinges so what do we do Shelly I don't know it's very simple you got to make the hinges tighter so the oven door is more secure so what you do is you take out your phone and you go on YouTube and you type how to all right and you call the handyman oh that's way less cool hello it's Randy Marsh my oven door is not working please come fix it now we rest until the handyman comes thank you for these incredible life lessons you want to get food well do you know how to till the land do you know how to fertile the fertile the the soil well this is how you do it hello Uber Eats you know you know he's a real handyman if he shows his butt crack if he's not showing his butt crack he's not a real handyman that's just handy Manning 101 it's the first thing they teach you in handyman school are you following this at all guys is this seeping in no no it looks like the screws are totally stripped what does that mean what's wrong can't get her fixed right now I got to get some different washers at the Home Depot looks like the Waffle House found its new host guys okay do that can't do it right now I got to get over to Steven St his house and install his closet shelves okay see kids this happens sometimes but handymen don't make a lot of money so here's what you do no Randy why are you like this no listen handy men are poor and poor people are easy to manipulate So This Is How We Do It kids okay I will pay you an extra 30 bucks if you fix my oven now yeah sorry but stot already gave me an extra 50 bucks I will pay you an extra 55 bucks Randy did you fix the oven door yet I'm working on it look please whatever you want I'll throw in a six-pack of beer and you can get drunk well I don't need your trivial little perks anymore Marsh I got work coming out my ears it's like I don't know nobody knows how to do [ __ ] anymore handyman out there living big handyman just freaking sitting back and owning the world cuz no one knows how to do [ __ ] bro just the infinite money glitch of being able to do [ __ ] in the world where no can damn handyman out here the the peak of society you're just going to leave I'll pay a different handyman yeah go for it buddy I got so much money I don't care wo what the hell is going on and everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked everything is so different now a world where the manual labor jars are crazy feels like having Keem on the podcast all oh Randy and the handyman is just me and Keem all right just try to relax take a deep breath now tell me exactly what it is you're afraid of white people I keep having the same dream no he's going to say black no he's not going to do that no I said it as a joke oh everywhere I look people are being replaced okay and who do you think is going to have you replaced then the Puppet Master women the last time I had the dream I was I was walking down the school hallway and then I see Butters and he's like hey Eric you want to see what my mom packed me for lunch and that's when I start to notice that something's round everyone I cared about has been systematically replaced no they're all diverse women anything but that no and finally I want to scream and I'm like why are they replacing every single character with someone who is diverse but then Kenny's like it's not our fault it's cuz of Kathleen Kennedy but then Kathleen Kennedy is just like [ __ ] it make it more lame and everyone in town is like no please Kathleen Kennedy stop ruing everything that first woman in it I cannot believe this is happening I cannot believe they made an entire video to just [ __ ] on Kathleen Kennedy nck speedrunning cancellation honestly they made an entire freaking 45 minutes special just talking about how Disney's diversification is killing people and killing the industry what is going on how did they do this make it more [ __ ] lame and the Disney st just keeps going down and down and down and bro they're even roasting the Disney stock falling holy moly no what's going with my no can't be kidding oh it happened again didn't it okay Eric I think I know what's going on here yes your fears aren't about Disney replacing everything you love what everyone is afraid of these days is being replaced by AI dude I love when psychologists don't actually or therapists in general it's like listen listen my my child you see your complaint is not actually this it's this other completely different thing that isn't at all related to the situation oh my God you're so real and right for that AI but you don't need to worry Eric as long as you work hard and stay in school you can make something of yourself become an elite worker like I did that AI can't replace you're a therapist and the best thing you have to tell me is stay in ski you're in contr oh I hate to say it Mr therapy guy that is the most AI generated answer I've ever heard in the world oh no contr of your future Eric you just need to ask yourself who will be the people still making money in the AI driven future what is he talking about what is even going on what that is the worst thing I've ever [Laughter] heard dude I I I think he's missing something incredibly basic here in his thought [Music] process AI could replace people that do jobs exactly like yours like an AI therapist is the easiest possible use for AI people that listen and give vague advice that some am I related to this situation what the what the [ __ ] Could you hurry it up please I kind of need to get back to work well looks like you got to shorten the outlet there I'd have to get a new outlet at Home Depot I can probably come change no this dude's going from Home Depot to Home Depot yeah obviously therapist guy's just projecting his insecurities of being replaced by AI when the handyman rule the world with their iron fist on the 28th 28th no no no look I'll give you a 100 bucks to get this done today I already got a fell giving me thousands to fix his toilet this afternoon thousands I can't afford that free therapy sessions how about we trade you well starting to barter in this AI World starting to barter you fix my light and I will give you free therapy sections three free therapy therapy cost hundreds of dollars an hour do the handiwork for me and I'll give you five free therapy sessions oh no thanks I do all my therapy on the AI Freud bot app what did I tell you therapists are the first thing to replace what the handyman is what you really need what you really need is a real man a man's man every man's [Music] man this is South breaking news shocking developments in the country today it appears that nobody knows how to do [ __ ] anymore our own Chris Martins is live on the scene Tom I'm standing in my bathroom where the new tile for my shower has yet to be installed as you can see the tile has started to peel off in places now the man was supposed to come days ago to fix it but he claims to have better offers from other white collar workers like me just nobody knows how to do [ __ ] anymore bro why is this such a like incredibly based episode of South Park like South Park tends to have like really funny insight and commentary but this is like bro this is really on the nose here just basically insulting you whose practical knowhow has atrophied it appears we've all screwed ourselves by relying on technology and AI well one thing AI can't replace my my boy Randy's weed business AI cannot replace weed you cannot get high on Chad gbt ladies and gentlemen and that is why the drug industry is where everyone should put okay all right terrible metaphor guys don't do drugs hey Siri how do you fix a broken oven door here's what I found from I'm guessing Siri is going to say Calla handyman reference.com undo any screws that hold the hinges in position pull the door upward and then outwards to attach hinges from the oven insert the new hinge into the hinge holes and secure the PES with screws hey Siri okay can you do that for me no can I do that for you can you fix my oven door for me it's broken I cannot do that because I do not have arms you will need to call a handyman the hand isn't available he's all like rich now and I [ __ ] rely on him to keep everything working here I am unable to fix an oven door oh well hey Siri I thought AI was supposed to be this amazing scary advancement that could like do anything hey Randy the oven door in the kitchen still isn't work I am working on it he Siri he's trying so hard no no all the handymen are rich and I can't afford them anymore so what do I do perhaps you could find an unlicensed worker who does small day jobs for cash no find an illegal immigrant capture him because no one will know he is missing keep him in your basement and have him fix your oven door wow Siri that is such an amazing idea oh my god dude bro South Park is like it's way too real sometimes you mean like those broke ass illegal immigrants down at home I knew I called I am such a genius I am just so freaking and talented I am so good at this literally predicted I just jig Jax filmed the siss Sniper Wolf out of this goddamn episode what did I tell you I knew where it was going all right anyway I'm sorry I shouldn't have said it that way hey Siri you mean like those broke ass illegal immigrants down at Home Depot yes there are often people sitting out front of Home Depot waiting to be hired for work yeah those guys guys you are so smart hey Kenny can we talk to you well Clyde says that you told Tammy Mullin he was going to fart on her in PE so she didn't show up well Kenny everyone was really looking forward to that why did you dude that is so lame watching someone fart on someone else is my favorite thing oh my [ __ ] KN you guys you guys something super crazy is happening you guys you went on a diet this is serious c not that crazy come on stay in reality for a second like alternate universe is crashing at first they were just dreams but now I feel like I'm actually changing why would I be having visions that I'm a diverse woman because you're a fat racist piece of [ __ ] God damn it I'm not F shame for my body in a world where white men decide what's beautiful what the [ __ ] was that why would I say that I don't say that you see this is happening to all of us you guys you might think everything bro this is like such an weirdly existential episode of South Park right like it's just weirdly existential like their existence is in Jeopardy he's fearing not just because he's you know a racist piece of [ __ ] but he's actually fearing for his life right now there will come a point based on the trajectory that Disney is going there will come a point where shows like South Park cannot exist which is amazing like that's such good writing okay but Disney is going to get you Kathleen Kennedy's going to get you Disney and Kathleen Kennedy are going to get you I don't think that what I'm experiencing are dreams I think that what I'm seeing are windows into alternate universes yes out it's true Kyle there could be other universes with other versions of everyone sick of the stupid Multiverse Cartman bed I made an entire video talking about how multiverses have become incredibly cringe and uh like only stories that are good stories non withstanding the Multiverse can use a Multiverse properly like Rick and Morty and spiderverse but every time Multiverse is introduced everywhere else why are there so many multiverses it's not stupid it's totally possible and if you can't c c I swear the Multiverse is just an excuse for lazy writing true you might want to listen to him Kyle Kyle you got to help me help me get bro I like how they have to call out that it's lazy writing right before it happens like just to let you know listen we're not proud of what we're doing we are pandering and then school just continues like normally because who freaking cares about this fat ass anyway no hey hey I need a work is that a handman no no the broke dude the broke guys at the side of the road now they're not handymen they're data analysts they're lawyers they're accountants cuz there are tons of those there are medical transcriptions there are tons of these people what we really need in this day and age is that handyman someone that cannot be replaced by AI lawyers can be replaced by AI that entire logic system could be replaced by AI accounting could be replaced by AI data analysis can be a you know done by AI PR prepare your taxes who needs those people loan Investments lower debt dude this is all completely replaceable by AI the only thing that's not replaceable by AI is a non-intellectual job like being a hilarious but [ __ ] YouTuber like me wait I shouldn't have why would I call myself I like a handyman basically what the [ __ ] Randy you know how to do stuff right I got to get the radiant heat installed in my house and I'm offering free legal advice in exchange you you need a reporter I'll report the news to you if you fix you're a reporter why do we need reporters let alone making mistakes let alone being biased the entire idea of reporters is so easy to replace with AI it's my shower tile how about a computer programmer I can do coding I'm insur broker insurance broker what the hell are you guys doing here we're trying to get a handyman to do stuff for us you know how to install radiant heat or not no I I need some broke ass immigrants to fix my oven door a dang it hey here comes a different handyman hey anyone want to make a bunch of money I need four workers who know how to use a power saw oh but it's not going to fly no one knows any of it I'll do lawyer work if you install my radiant heat I've got skills and Human Resources let's work something out dude no I need guys who know how to work a power saw none of you know how to work a PW saw Jesus Christ dude this guy's entire business model is collapsing because all of the dude all of the like immigrants that he just gets really cheap labor from are all being paid so much more so the Colossal handyman companies that are just completely utilizing the lower class to do media labor that ecosystem collapses as well what universe is this bro that's amazing what was the universe called 216b no they're all so diverse and so female Kenny we got to ask you something are you like in love with Tammy Mullins I'm not in love with her I just like her knockers okay well why would you b b Kenny protect someone from getting farted on unless there were some real feelings there dude I said I was sorry okay you guys you guys something really weird is going on bro what is even happen and I love that they made the fat ass not actually fat like she's like maybe slightly overweight but she's not mad massively obese because in the movie industry where they love promoting you know fat acceptance and positivity and all that stuff they're still casting sexy actresses like that aren't actually obese like the because they want clicks bro this this is actually so good I I cannot believe that they got away with this I can't believe they made an entire special like this I keep having the same dream that I'm a fat little white boy you ain't white but you definitely fat this is serious Cal it's more than a dream it's becoming like real now I keep seeing all of you being replaced by little white [ __ ] well maybe you should try not being so racist Cartman you can't be racist towards white people stand so true true oh my God what is even going on what is even happening they all honky ass [ __ ] you know what this is I think this is some alternate universe [ __ ] yeah right you just acting crazy cuz you want to get sent home from school no I'm not Cal yeah [ __ ] you just want to get sent home so you can play balers Gate 3 dude this this episode's crazy this episode's so [ __ ] nuts what is even going on why is this episode so good what the [ __ ] oh my God it's all real whatever you're doing Cartman we ain't buying it stay away from wait how do they recognize that it's Cartman you aren't my friends you understand is that supposed to be Cartman it ain't Cartman but it's still fat just more like little rounding fat yeah like Tammy mullen's knockers Kenny bro Bas Kenny base Kenny chill with the knockers man he's in hell is this hell God I apologize for all the sins I've created okay so Clyde says he can probably try to fart on Tammy Mullins again during fourth period but this time Kenny has to keep his mouth shut it's phone elic on phone he's going to say something he's totally in love with her no I look you guys you guys holy [ __ ] you guys I [ __ ] told you I [ __ ] told you this was happening didn't I I told you I was having all these dreams that I was white boy you guys were white boys too now look y' actually turn into him do we know you I'm Cartman and you're a cow and you're Stan and you're [ __ ] Kenny only it's a Paran alternated universe and y'all have been replaced dude what's scarier though like I've never considered this before in my life but but but but but I never considered this what's scarier someone coming from a completely and utterly like regular down toe world that gets sucked into the wild Disney um perverted crazy dystopia or is someone from the crazy perverted dystopia of Disney getting transported to the real world crazier like what's scarier what is a bigger hell uh okay cool lady we got to get to class oh no no no no no no you guys are going to listen to me this time I need help car's just messing with us [ __ ] you Cal this is serious you [ __ ] butt [ __ ] yeah listen lady we really got to get going will you guys [ __ ] listen to me I'm Cartman you're not Cartman and multiple universes are stupid b oh God damn it still here live at the scene dozens of white collar workers are gathered hoping to get the attention of just one handyman it's a scene of desperation and a reminder of where our country's economy is headed oh baby the handyman man and he who controls the power saw controls the Galaxy pm thank you for the sub and Barry J thanks for the 100 bits as someone with the bachelor's in psychology I can tell you that this is very true hell's yes hey excuse me you're a handyman right can I get you to come look at my oven door I can trade you Services I have geology skills could I have a PhD in geology that'll come in handy oh my God what a [ __ ] leg come fix my door and I'll give you some geology hey why don't you guys get out of here you making the Home Depot look all cheaty yo the reverse the roll reversal the roll reversal bro you are giving the Home Depot a bad look oh my God go off King [ __ ] Rich [ __ ] boy I wish I knew how to fix stuff I'd be rich too I could know how to fix stuff the problem is when I could have been learning how to fix stuff I went to [ __ ] college instead whoa whoa Bas alert what dude if you if you're not going to college with a I literally just had this massive uh argument with um my parents literally two days ago where I told them that um college is a waste of time and uh if you're not going to college directly and purely for a job college is worthless like getting a PhD in [ __ ] philosophy is not going to help you at all and uh my parents are have always been Mega you know Pro college and all that stuff and and um I was very excited to uh to have this uh little uh discussion whome discussion where no voices were raised yes sir yes sir I am I am a walking bucket of social commentary in real life too you think that I only talk a lot and have like my random social Corps and quips and N bro I tone it down bro anyway I'm not telling you to drop out I'm not telling you not to go to college but if you are going to college get a get a [ __ ] useful degree like get get a degree that's actually going to help you you want to be a doctor hell yeah bro but if you want to be a get a PhD in political philosophy like my friend animac well there's a reason why animac makes a living making anime videos and not using political philosophy degree hey yeah he's right we all went to college and where did it get us yeah I'm still paying off my college loans yeah so am I now I don't know how to do anything cuz I got suckered into going to college learning stupid geology then anyone can know cuz of goddamn AI yeah [ __ ] College let's go get our [ __ ] money back yeah yeah Revolution stupid wasted our time College piece of [ __ ] College hey hey College you know what you are you're a scam got him is a scam got him yeah yeah that's right yeah hey College here's my student loan bill I'm still paying off well guess what I'm not paying it we don't know you yeah yeah they're really showing the college that you know Works in tandem with the government who's going to arrest you for not paying your student yeah yeah C thanks for the sub guess what college we don't owe you money you owe us money yeah that's right I I love how they're doing it like showing the college not re reacting to their whole rant because they don't they it's a system designed to hurt you like the fact that they even have college degrees for different Arts that are not really useful uh is wild it's wild that you have to pay colleges so much for degrees in areas that you can't actually make money when literally all that information is accessible at your very fingertips you could just go online you can go on K Academy you can get all this stuff for free um but they don't care because their goal was never making you a better person to put you on your feet to face the real world that's not what that's about you think you could just sit there and not even respond to us College yes okay you aren't going to destroy any more lives all right bring in the Catapult bring in the C yes what's that that's the Catapult well but it's still in the box no somebody's got to put it together well how are we going to hang on College how are we going to break the college if the Catapult is still in the box it's okay we called the handyman he's going to build it for us no the handyman in a limo hello gentlemen what's it I love this guy to be the problem a oh you said you couldn't work today you're supposed to fix my oven door well I got a lot of jobs here buddy this one paid the most today we all pulled together and offered him $20,000 $20,000 what the [ __ ] are you guys doing you're going to make him totally impossible now well well well did they just discover capitalism well well well well well how the tables have tabled ladies and gentlemen he just went walking right into his own demise all right s so you're saying like let so now you're looking at this for a do for a handyman right but let's look at it from the perspective of a doctor what if a doctor is working in his private practice because medicon is not socialized in America and uh he decides that well um I would rather only take jobs that pay me more money can you see how something like that would destroy Society perhaps maybe a little bit who knows flosi Marsh and McCormack into my office please a what the hell sit down boys one of our students here says you've been treating them unfairly treating oh my God bro wait wait wait dude she called the principal on everyone because she's from the pandae she's from the alternate universe where you're always tattletail on other people for being mean oh my God that's glorious we didn't do anything we're just minding our own business and she keeps saying she's Eric Cartman okay and what's wrong with that well they are stunned they are speechless they are in hell what's wrong is it doesn't make any sense okay I see there's a diverse female where Cartman used to be and you don't like that yeah turn it on him this world is so [ __ ] bro it's not that we don't like it it's don't you think that's weird I don't see a problem with it at all and if you boys don't think Eric can be a black woman then maybe the problem is you yes you think it's perfectly normal that Cartman is suddenly a black woman you probably don't like that Indian Jones got replaced by female either huh probably have a problem with black SP wait Indiana Jones was it what does that mean no too no Miles Morales is sweet that's a whole constructed thing with its own character and narrative and this is just taking Cartman same old Cartman and putting a black woman in it wow bro that's it happened in Indiana Jones 5 wait it actually did happen let's go let's go but that's crazy they're just making fun of like the whole remake Pander [ __ ] well you know what I think about that cow hold on hold on that's what I think about that cow God damn it Cartman dude what the [ __ ] is going on I'll tell you what's going on you boys feel that your white culture is being threatened and so you're lashing out with racism and if you say anything more about a blackw woman Cartman not making any sense then you can all just have 3 weeks detention now get out of my office damn [ __ ] you Cal you have to help me how's that fart feeling on your face right now shut up bro what is going on this is the wildest story of all time time I cannot believe that this got green lit to be made South Park like continues to impress me how could a show with this many seasons and this many episodes still consistently drop bangers like this and we both told Clyde okay you can try to fart on Tammy Mullins later Kenny won't tell her and guess what this little [ __ ] does it again I'm sorry she hypnotized me everyone's trying to enjoy B KY Bas KY the infinite SS dude why do you keep [ __ ] it up hey who's the fat little white boy who knows white heterosexual males think they welcome anywhere great commentary they don't even question him because obviously he just feels like he's welcome here because he's white okay children let's take our seats today we're going to talk more about female exclusion in the male patriarchy they really Came Out Swinging They Came Out Swinging bro dude if everyone's diverse nobody is uh Butters who is that sitting next to you oh I don't know ma'am I think it's supposed to be Eric I am Eric all Cartman cares about is playing baldest Gate 3 so the [ __ ] did a Switcheroo with space here that is not what's going on and I'm not going to sit here and be insulted anymore I am a respected citizen in my universe and I demand to speak to someone with authority is there a problem here oh my God they just don't stop there's no male there is no white or male characters in this entire universe what the freak bro no dude even with his Gucci Cod it's still showing his butt crack let's go bro let's do it man they understand the wisdom eight years eight years I spent wasting time at stupid College when I could have been learning how to do stuff all the time we spent memorizing studying for what anyone gets any info they want with a touch of a button now all right I think she's ready to go I was ready ready okay okay aim it at the center of the school how do we fire it there there's a big red button here should I press it yeah yeah let her yeah yeah yeah let's go yeah yeah yeah take that let's see them ignore that I can't wait to see what they do now hey hey wait oh my God what's that it's a monster the handyman's coming to fix the window of the college hey hey no you son of a [ __ ] he's just going to fix the glass you [ __ ] give these billionaires money and then another billionaire just comes and profits off of that well well well interesting society's so [ __ ] up and it only took them losing everything to see it the beauty is while you're at the top while you're succeeding while you're winning ultimately you're never going to notice how [ __ ] up Society is because you are living a cushy lifestyle all by yourself it's only when you or someone close to you is in a really [ __ ] up situation where the actual system was out to get them that you can finally recognize the flaws while life is good for you there is no reason for you to give a [ __ ] about the people that are freaking dying next to you something is wrong with the universe our stocks are down and every Disney movie this year has failed bro this is such an incredible call out dude Disney must have been Furious when this came out Disney must have been like livid dude as it is they hate that they lost money dude I Disney losing money that's the worst thing in the world Disney exists to make money Disney must have been freaking livid to see them making an entire special on this we don't understand it Kathleen Kennedy's actually looking to sue that's wild of course she is obviously we keep making the same movie over and over and pandering to everyone but suddenly it's not working dude pandering has been going so well we pandered to these people and they bought the movie those people and they bought the movie we don't understand why it's not doing well and not a single one of them is willing to look into their own [ __ ] and recognize that wait a second it's because the movies are [ __ ] then we've got to Pander harder look I love how that's that's always the solution that just Pander harder idiots just make good movie say it but I think the problem is Kathleen Kennedy Kath bro they're really they're really going down and dirty on her holy crow brother they are stretching Kathleen's [ __ ] across this entire special this this almost feels like a targeted weapon this is a nuclear warhead Direct right at Kathleen Kennedy's butthole Kennedy has made Studios a lot of money yes before but you have to admit something's changed for weeks now she's been completely different it's true what if this is a different Kathleen Kennedy what what what are you saying Rick I'm just saying oh my God Kathleen Kennedy it was replaced by the Kathleen Kennedy from the pandae no so that's why she keeps pandering cuz she can't be a human from this universe there's no way a actual human being from this universe would make and turn out such utter garbage he has to come from an alternate universe by being so cringe that is a huge insult imagine insulting to her to a level that there's no way she could be a real person living life in this universe she has to come from some crazy whacked out cracked out CED out world that's brilliant isn't it possible that we here at Disney pandered so much that we've opened a doorway to the panderers oh no the panderers is just a theory and yet we do have the Pander Stone downstairs it's possible that someone has tampered with it somehow well she's on her way in right now if you want to tell Kathleen Kennedy you think she's from an alternate universe because we misuse the Pander Stone go right ahead they misused the Pander Stone the Pander Stone has been mised used we've keep we kept replacing all of these characters with with different ones we've continued to Pander to harder and harder oh no oh no they really made her look like that I thought that was a joke they really made her look like this oh my Lord bro there's no way is there a problem people no it's C's voice no problem at all Mrs Kennedy we were just discussing uh ideas of what to do with the new Prince Eric movie put a chicken it make her gay put a chicken it make her [Laughter] gay yeah uh yes Miss Kennedy uh some of the execs are just expressing that maybe well that maybe we should go a different route than we did with Indiana Jones [ __ ] Indiana Jones put a chicken in and make her L gay uhoh sure yeah well let's try that again damn maybe the panderers theory is true maybe they've tampered with the Pander Stone too much the abyss is opening and then there was like this ball and then ER floated up into this portal and disappeared I don't care what you saw Butters there's got to be a better explanation than just the stupid MERS some multiv stuff is cool yeah it can be cool for like one movie now it's just this cheap device that people use to breathe life into Tire true what are you guys talking about uh we were just talking about how amazing this all is okay I've been trying to think about what we should do you guys dude this is crazy and they're neutered forced to be good to her I think I know how to make everything right but we're going to need a really powerful computer are you going to eat your brownie Kenny you're not going to eat my brownie okay fine so we will take you to the computer lab no no no no for this we got to get a really powerful system is C's mom still a big fat [ __ ] in this universe what my mom's not a [ __ ] she's a big dumb [ __ ] huh what does calling my mom a [ __ ] have to do with anything because we could fake a letter from C's mom giving C permission to use her credit card number to buy all the stuff we need at Best Buy yeah principal did say we have to help him her them it I can't believe they included that oh my God bro when they were writing this script they were [ __ ] losing their minds there is no way bro oh my God that's the dumbest idea there's no chill there is no chill I don't even know what my mom's credit card number is 8715 327 49221 07 I use it all the time [Laughter] damn the pandus doesn't just have a single white or male human being the entire panda is just gay women it's oh my God man's just in hell this dude has seen the face of God full name what is your name sir I told him already my name is Eric Cartman we know Eric Cartman okay Eric Cartman is in here all the time getting in trouble that's because I'm from a different Universe how many times I have to tell you people the Disney Company tried to use their platform to bring about social change and I got [ __ ] yo next time I get canceled on Twitter I'm just going to pull this out of my ass I'm going to I'm going to get cancelled on Twitter and I'm going to say listen hear me out it's it's not my fault that I've said all of these incredibly insensitive things that Disney abused the Pander Stone hey chief chief you got to hear this one what is it Johnson a god this little white claims he's actually from a different what what what were they going with I don't even knowers is that so all right Hony what kind of Narcotics are you on did you do do a cavity search have you even said what you've arrested me for I come from a place where this is extremely inappropriate Chief hey chief yeah yeah arresting a white guy with no reason that's why it's inappropriate this is inappropriate you're arresting a white person with no evidence what is this there's some crazy white lady downstairs freaking out and saying she needs to talk to you more honkies what is this a Taylor Swift concert tell the nice lady I'll see her after I'm done with Eric Cartman here well that's just it Chief she's saying she's looking for an Eric Cartman oh my God name is Kathleen Kennedy oh my God the only two from the other Universe Kath now now it's a full nightmare now this dude's totally lost it couldn't get any worse no she's going to try and change me too I'm the only one left hey get back here she's going to get me she going to get me Tom I'm standing outside the South Park Country Club now all all the rich people are want to say capitalism doesn't work suddenly suddenly wait a second hold on this is the best B plot in the history of South Park suddenly all of the people that in the past were Mega capitalists now that they're in a society that AI took over and handymen have become the upper the upper class now they want to tax the rich all of a sudden because life's not fair interesting where protesters have gathered to point out the unfairness in our economy the White House says they're doing all they can but it's been several days now and my bathroom tile still is not installed yeah that's right you see the whole system is rigged you've got people like us who just need our stuff fixed and meanwhile there's these billionaires that have all the control did you know that if just one of these billionaires spread their wealth it would mean thousands to every per dude it's wild it's wild it's the same exact dude it you know why this is such great commentary it's not even about how capitalism doesn't work it's so much more than that it's about whoever is the lower class will say the system is broken and whoever is the higher class is perfectly happy with the system whoever is in a position of power thinks everything is going great and whoever is in a position of need well they see the flaws you know crack with but the butt crack is pressing on their faces here it would mean thousands to every sorry hang on just a second yeah hey Ran the oven door still isn't shutting right yeah I'm working on it Sharon I'm actually working on it right now hey one of them's coming out my [Music] [Laughter] baby it's the same Andy man with Mr vix can you please tell us why you haven't been responding to people's calls well I've just been busy with my various assets you see I've been trying to acquire some social media platforms I just bought Instagram what the country needs stuff fixed why the [ __ ] are you out buying Instagram what hey did you just out bid me to acquire Instagram yeah I out you the handymen are buying all the social media platforms now they don't need to fix [ __ ] either I own Instagram now and you don't oh yeah well I just acquired the entire Bloomberg meeting Media company oh yeah well I can kick your ass you want to fight me MMA yeah I'll fight you MMA let's do it what the hell are they doing now I'm just going to make right cuz there was this whole meme about Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg talking about boxing each other company and I'm going fly to space I bet I can get your space before you do right because the absolute Paradigm of wealth the ultra rich people they're just [ __ ] arguing with each other and competing with each other they don't give a [ __ ] about anything oh [ __ ] these guys why is this such good commentary dude that this is what I've always been saying like for for a while now I think parody is the best commentary like uh I don't like being spoonfed ideals that here's some ideals for you to believe in oh you do like this ideal here some have some more ideals spoonfed but parody makes you think about it yourself and actually come up to your with your own conclusions to some degree I I Love parody so much and I'm so glad that the world still has panderers a world that panderers can exist but this freaking video would be nuked off YouTube instantly she has all the right things in her purse her driver's license says kathen Kennedy she has Kathleen Kennedy credit cards this is definitely all the same makeup Mrs Kennedy uses I mean according to this she really is Kathleen Kennedy or Kathleen Kennedy from Another Universe that's enough please we're not not going to waste your time chasing after wild scientific theories well we have to do something Kathleen Kennedy is down on set right now ruining the new Bambi movie a diverse woman in it make it lame but Mrs Ken the new Bambi movie needs diverse women oh no B Bambi's a baby deer F baby dear put a chicken it make her G you guys you better come take a look at this I don't think we are dealing with with our Kathleen Kennedy I took images of Mrs Kennedy and put them against images of her from a few months ago with AI we could detect the smallest irregularities they're just going to look drastically different now no shot they did this they just use the actual Kathleen Kennedy all right what do we know about the panderers I'm afraid we know frighteningly little the only thing we know for sure is that if a portal Were Somehow opened with the Pander Stone then both universes eventually will collide no leading to a level of pandering we can't even fathom that we know for sure yes then we have to get everyone back to the right Universe before its complete pandemonium no not pandemonium dude this this [ __ ] special didn't just defeat her it violated her Kathleen Kennedy got obliterated holy [ __ ] [Music] bro okay Kenny switch on the power supply St make sure we got ethernet all good dude I love I love how she's just incredibly capable because every single diverse female character in the new Disney movies are just super genius incredibly successful characters they're all just Geniuses that can accomplish anything that they've ever done in their life zero flaws characters with no flaws and no reason to grow so of course she can do anything this works oh man what the hell dude Cal what is up with your internet speed go tell your parents to upgrade your internet speed no Cal I know you're afraid of your mom cuz she's a fat [ __ ] but we have to do this stop calling my mom a [ __ ] Kyle I just got an alert that someone used my credit card at Best Buy oh hello miss brosi my goodness you're looking nice today what you know credit card fraud is very serious Miss BR what is what is happening right now what is going on is the flattery going to work do not work you should call your internet company right away and up your speed and make sure you're protected really Kyle who is this th this is literally the worst caricature of a Jewish lady I've ever seen in my life any good Jewish mother that is told to upgrade her speed or any of that will say absolutely not it'll cost more money why why would they drop the ACT oh haven't you heard mom we're in a Multiverse and this is supposed to be Eric Cartman oh okay I'm fine with that I better go call the internet company what do you mean you're F damn bro this is so unreal she she sees someone use her credit card without permission and she's just going to be okay with it bro they did je dirtyy is Great Kyle and what all stuff is that exactly it worked she's going to call the internet company your mom is such a dumb [ __ ] C shut up let's make some app Butters Butters Butters listen to me it's me Eric why is Chad saying his dad is a Jew his mom is from Jersey are you unaware of how how things work you know you know you can have Jews from Jersey right you know this isn't a contradiction here you're not Eric yes I'm Eric Cartman Butters Kathy Kennedy is trying to get me she won't stop until her master plan is complete I'm not supposed to have anyone in my room I'm grounded Butters Disney is going to get me they already got you they did I love how he went for gutters cuz gutter gutters he went to Butters because Butters is the most gullible little idiot in the world so it would be so easy to manipulate him what a [ __ ] Legend and this together buts you have to keep me safe until I can figure out how we're going to she's here buts don't let her get me buts buts why didn't you answer this door oh hey Dad what are you doing [Laughter] up I'm sorry there's zero men in this entire universe I love it and why do you look so scared oh I'm not scared I'm just a I'm just having fun well no having fun you are grounded start being more miserable yes space parenting uh could you check under my bed and make sure Kathleen Kennedy isn't there Butters what have I told you oh my god what about being more mature I can assure you Kathleen Kennedy is not under your bed ah Kathleen Kennedy jump scare the one white woman in the entire universe no got right like you come here he just jumped through the window instead of going through the open one what a legend bro this this episode is so fire it's so good well Shelly we need to talk about your future no you see there's very few people at the top these days AI can do everything better than we can except for stuff that requires [Laughter] arms oh my god dude you're killing me you're kill killing me here I don't want you to end up a deadbeat loser who goes to college shell you need to stay out of school and instead go out and be taught real skills that will still be profitable in this post AI universe so what you do is you take out your phone and you call the handyman damn real life skills and see if those rich people will have any internships or training programs available for you handman service out can I help you yeah hi it's Randy Marsh I was wondering if you might have any internships available for my daughter hey what turn I told you I'd beat you you son [ __ ] you ain't beating me turn up damn drers dude they're just having a dick measuring Contest out there like rich people do rich people don't care internship that's cute will it help them will it make them look good on paper hello never mind the rich people are all just [ __ ] around in space damn if if that ain't some real hard-hitting commentary I don't know what it is rich people just [ __ ] around in space as rich people tend to do the way I see it though AI is definitely being going to be threatening to a lot of jobs I definitely think so but I think AI is ultimately a tool that people are going to just use and it'll just be another part of programming ultimately you will always need a human mind for the for the decision making I guess for the idea phase of it yes AI can help you make decisions and help you come up with ideas but AI is ultimately just a tool that said it doesn't matter that said it doesn't matter it this is hilarious what the hell was that I'm getting significantly strong readings from the panda Stone no we may have a solution if this Kathleen Kennedy here is from somewhere else then there has to be a match for her somewhere in our universe so what we can do is use an AI program that can take every image ever put on the internet to try and find a match to our image wait a second oh my God that's the twist that's the twist that they're making Cartman is the anti Kathleen Kennedy because he survived as a racist white straight kid so therefore that's why it was Cartman and Kennedy the two ends of the spectrum that's amazing same Eric Cartman South Park Elementary Evans mallerie come with me the rest of you don't let C Kennedy find out what we're up to Cartman is her Shadow Cartman is the anti Kennedy I love how South Park while making fun of Disney is also like subtly jerking themselves off at the same time just saying oh man all these new shows they're just all pandering they're all cringe they're all lame unlike unlike South Park which is free it's kind of awesome not going to lie it's okay we're keeping Miss Kennedy distracted we've sent her away to have lunch at sparo there you are Miss Kennedy the Linguini and clam sauce uh excuse me I believe I asked you to put a chicken this and make her gay uh yes the chef was a little confused what you meant by that all right it means put a chicken the Linguini and make her [ __ ] G damn and I want it lame well all right oh my God she going get me she going get me yo the dead P stare dude this this is so wild hey who's that then I'm not sure there he is get him dude they really made her out to be like a whole Boogeyman oh my God please KFC dude they got some rule 34 artists to go wild on this episode which way did they go we have to work together [ __ ] C KY stay away you [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm in the same situation you are Eric what I know you're in the wrong universe so am I you think Disney could possibly be that bad do you think Disney could Disney could possibly be so bad to keep turnning out such terrible mediocre garbage movies there's no way it has to be that me who's not too great you know to begin with had to be replaced by someone even worse well there's no other way to put it they have us over a barrel we give these but the wild thing is like I know that I dude I hate I hate picking out like little little nitpicky things on stuff that I obviously like a lot but you know they could just Google how to fix a thing and it'll give them a YouTube tutorial on how to fix a thing anyone could learn anything today I I do like that I like the roast on colleges much more than I like the roast on people incapable of doing things uh as someone who is not a very handy man I I've done many handy type things in the past just because I uh I invoked my inner Jew and didn't want to pay anyone to do it and I just [ __ ] did it myself like Okay YouTube how to change a doorknob and you change the [ __ ] doorknob you know how to change the sink pipe you need change the [ __ ] sink pipe you know like uh stuff like that hand jobs are not actually jobs bro why would you say something like that only handy jobs Nu does are hand jobs why is the whole chat just hand jobs but anyway point is like ultimately speaking you can learn anything for free that is the beauty of the internet any any course you can get from college you can get the same quality level thing from the internet that that's why um like this episode is true on the knowlege sets people up to fail standpoint but not on the people have no options left standpoint is what I'm trying to say billionaires all our money rely on them and so they can do whatever they want let's just face it we're never going to get our stuff fixed yeah and I guess it's nobody's fault but our own excuse me my name is Bob Iger from the Disney Entertainment Company we're looking for an Eric Cartman our universe has been manipulated with have you all noticed anything strange oh my god dude oh my God that's crazy there's no way they have to stop they have to stop doing this every five minutes there's another twist ladies and gentlemen the people that have no hope that are on the bottom of the barrel that are down under their luck that don't actually see a light at the end of the tunnel they will grapple on to any crazy conspiracy theory hogwash sounding [ __ ] in the world they can blame the Multiverse the government 5G Co being fake all that [ __ ] bullshittery about how the government's controlling their minds and it's not their own fault and it's not that they made bad decisions in their own life it's so much easier to push blame on other people oh my God this EP this is blowing my mind this episode yes the world is completely upside down nothing makes sense it's because there's some kind of disruption in the the panderers We Believe Kathleen Kennedy has opened a portal this is all Kathleen Kennedy's fault this is all Kathleen Kennedy's fault who's Kathleen Kennedy he's one of the top Executives at Disney it's not us you guys I knew there was an explanation we didn't waste our time at it's always so much easier to blame someone else College we didn't get lazy from technology everything is Kathleen Kennedy's Vault yeah follow me I'll help you find Eric dude this episode was so good and so the b-plot meets the a plot okay I love that the entire B plot of this episode was purely to put people on down on their luck and show you how destroyed and broken Society is and how twisted everything is just so that people could be completely at the bottom of the barrel and feel bad about themselves and how they wasted their lives only for them to quickly say in 2 seconds believe that it's the universe's fault and the world is upside down and all the conspiracies are real and that it's not their own fault for doing nothing with their lives this episode is [ __ ] incredible this is one of this is proba I know it's a special and not an episode but this is my favorite South Park episode I've seen so far I didn't see all of it I saw a couple episodes of all the seasons and bro this episode's insane okay okay everything is finally loaded we got internet at full capacity you guys ready to see if this works yeah all right let's do this launching steam now steam okay I'm in Steam got she's doing this to play balder's gate she's doing all this to play balder's gate she's not planning on going home no ready to go the title screen is launching it's working it's working you guys it looks sweet on this big monitor wait a minute you mean this entire time all you've wanted to do is play balers gate yeah what do you think I was trying to do we thought you were trying to set up some elaborate system to get back to your Universe I ain't no Quantum astrophysicist the [ __ ] I know about how the Multiverse [Laughter] works the ultimate Cartman move oh my god wow it really is Cartman all right that does it get out of my room you have to be cool to me Cal PC principal says so I don't care all this multiple Universe stuff is tired and lazy and we are not doing it anymore boys boys we need to help Disney put our universe back together where's Eric Cartman dad this might be hard to understand but this is Eric Cartman oh okay great come on Eric we need to go that was easy that was easy we have to hurry Eric no no wait something's wrong oh my God what is it my save game I'm already like 50 hours in the bers gate 3 but it's saying that I have to start a new game do save games not cross between multiple universes save games don't even cross cross between PCS and ps5s why would they bro dude thank you for calling out steam I [ __ ] hate steam bro why is it that every time I download Master duel on a different computer I lose all my Yu-Gi-Oh cards why is it that that Elden ring file where I beat everything and I have all the weapons and I beat all the bosses I'm on a new game plus seven why is it that when I want to go there and get all the achievements I have to start a new game cuz I'm on a laptop now explain that they cross between multiple universes no please everyone we are running out of time we have to close the pandae before everything we care about is destroyed so what do we have to do we have to get everyone back to the proper place but to breach the pandae we need to find a place with Integrity that has a broken door Integrity Farms with the broken oven no shot place with Integrity that has a broken door I know where to go oh my my god dude so yeah so it's just uh basically off the hinges I'd fix it myself but I've been really busy do you think it'll work if we're to try to open a p portal it's as good as any place I suppose okay people we don't have much time bring in the Pander Stone what does it look like what is the P instead of City walk it became City woke oh no way that's not real I'm not your enemy Eric for some reason Fate has put us together what do you want from me Kathleen Kennedy I've been stuck in this universe for months I want out of here just as much as you do Haro welcome to shitty walk can I take a order pre no no no they still kept the the racist accent we're just having tea thank you okay you just want to tea and talk about shitty Mill dominated Society that's fine I don't get it this is exactly the kind of universe you wanted why would you want to leave to stop stop her from undoing the panda verse completely I saw the Pand it finally a few years ago Bob Iger took us to the Disney archives and showed us an ancient piece of artificial intelligence that could be used to make the same movies over and over again while appealing to absolutely everyone the Pander Stone an infinite ability to continue making the same movies again but keep appealing to more people keep pandering the Pander stone work great for a while but then came the hate mail ugly letters from racists who couldn't stand that some of the Pander Stones rehashes had diverse women characters in The racists that hate [ __ ] movies anyone that hates this [ __ ] movie is racist I feel like I've heard that argument so many times it's like when Jags films calls out Sniper Wolf and she's like wow you just hate seeing a woman succeed dog [ __ ] ho we just don't like see seen you succeed has nothing to do with you being a womon lead I decided I would show them I would start making movies to fight all the bigotry in our society but instead of doing any real work I turned to the Pander Stone it made things so much easier soon I was using the Pander Stone over and over again to try and fight all the ugly feedback which in turn was growing stronger and stronger but I was fighting with the wrong tool I used the Pander Stone to the point that it became unstable no they abused the pounder Stone this is such good writing because that is the ultimate doubling down you get hate and they double down more to say no we will fight bigotry even harder and that just makes shittier movies that more [ __ ] bags are going to insult because they're [ __ ] garbage multiple universes and something came through oh my God she looks like like freaking Darth City is at first we fought I tried to send it back to its universe but it got the upper hand it was able instead to send me to this universe out of its way so it could thrive in ours that's actually the best explanation I've heard as to why Disney movies all suck now yo what a call out what an actual call out I I cannot get over the levels of vitriol and hatred that South Park clearly has for modern Disney as I do I I've been praying on its downfall every time a Disney movie flops I'm like literally throwing parties you don't understand the the Disney downfall parties are going hard they go wild dude this is insane the best logical reason why Disney movies are garbage is because there's an alternate universe lady that took over I I can't understand anything else [Music] all right I've set the Pander Stone into the compromised doorway activating the Pander Stone now whoa SpaceTime portal is manifesting Panda verse Quantum fields are aligned it's working that sounds like typical Multiverse Godly yes Quantum fields are aligning everybody the Multiverse is is got to yeah yeah why why does everyone use the same [ __ ] I'm ripping on multiple universes Cal I'm trying to get back to balder's gate now I warn you Mr Marsh once in inside the pandae you will be falling through different realities your mind will barely be able to comprehend what you are experiencing Randy I think the Endor is still having problems if I am working on it Sharon women am I right guys women women Tim forc it thanks for the prime the portal is at full this might be our only shot good luck Mr Marsh whoa W help hold on to the Rope oh W dude the animation quality just [ __ ] picked up oh my God wa these all the alternate Mr marshes oh God so weird dude I love how every single uh Multiverse show has the one guy that follows and he's like oh waa different worlds oh crazy right every single one of them head oh shorts now I'm wearing shorts I love I love how good this commentaries it's like oh a world where Spider-Man is a car what a world where Spider-Man is an Asian girl what oh a universe where Spider-Man looks like the cartoon version of himself that's crazy can you imagine it an infinite number of universes with infinite combinations of pants and shirts what do you think about multiple universes now dude I that that is such such a wild that's hilarious because so many of the alternate univers are just ah you're wearing different clothes in this universe boys yeah they're pretty [ __ ] stupid I understand that maybe you were trying to make a difference Kathleen but you have to admit the last few movies you've [ __ ] out have been real stinkers all I ever wanted was to make great entertainment believe me but as soon as you start getting piles and piles of hate mail endless messages calling you the seword you can't think straight well I'm sorry I wrote all those letters they probably he just wrote all the letters yeah bad much no I got like 10,000 letters a day I was doing more like 12 to 13,000 especially after the new Indiana Jones came out damn damn this man broke Disney then it's you you're the one who caused all this [ __ ] you you're the one who caused all this I wouldn't have tried to fight racism with the Pander Stone if you hadn't written all those letters I wouldn't have written all those letters if you haven't tried to fight racism with a [ __ ] Pander Stone dude I love how it's actually insane right if you think about it it's a never- ending cycle where both sides of the equation are going to consistently radicalize each other even further and further down the rabbit hole it's like whenever a streamer gets canceled they end up becoming worse which makes no sense You' think they would become better but no you're just radicalizing them to develop a fan base of people that appreciate them for that heinous action so the more and it's a vicious cycle it's a literal vicious cycle where both sides become more and more radicalized to their own P personalities and their own ideologies and they will continue to fight each other with more and more vital until Civil War not the Marvel kind I mean like is bad Mr Marsh can you hear us oh wow you you should see the pants I have on now whoa oh now I have on like suspenders like almost like overall but not quite my God Mr Marsh try and stay focused you should be seeing another portal soon if our Kathleen Kennedy got the other airic cment to the right place oh my God oh my God Dad what's the matter I'm wearing a Baltimore Raven shirt now I hate the Ravens I don't know if I can do this oh oh now it's the Dolphins the Chiefs on the a he's losing his mind the panderers is filled with mystery and Paradox you you have yes yes like all multiverses that are just different universes with slight variations of the same [ __ ] yeah try and hang on Jesus it's getting worse oh no oh no she approaches where the [ __ ] is Bob Iger uh Mr Iger just had to take some of the others to a screening I think that things are being kept from me and if you're going to keep from me no you better put a chick in it and make it [ __ ] gay as F no the panders portal so that's it that's the connection I reacted to you and you reacted to me a they didn't need to spell it out like this we got it we got it bro and I guess we created each other Mrs Kennedy I don't think I've ever said this before in my life but I'm sorry I lashed out so hard and to sew so many times you didn't really have a choice but to Double Down Eric I know you care about all things Disney I'm sorry I was so reckless with the things that you love damn wouldn't it be easy if it was wouldn't it be nice if it was this easy it was just lazy I guess just wailing on woke stuff all the time is pretty lazy too damn both sides are cringe so real so based I love that what a what a wholesome ending acknowledging the cringe on both sides a this so wholesome I think I think I can let go now and and and I love how the final message of this has to be that he's not going to let go he's going to go back and he's going to see a new [ __ ] movie and he's going to double down instantly and completely reinvigorate the fire because Ely people can't change that quickly why him come on Kate looks like we got a flight to catch a they made it so cute and wholesome whoa what the hell is that that's a portal that we we animated off screen so that y they killed Kenny they always kill Kenny yo [ __ ] you killed Kenny you fat hoe nice [Applause] nice look I'm back you guys cal cal I'm back I was so wrong about Kathy Kennedy Cal she's so awesome uhoh okay what Cartman is this he's he's already sold on the Multiverse Miss Kennedy you're back great to see you ma'am thanks you guys we have a lot of changes to discuss at the company from now on we're only going to make original content that doesn't Pander all right I feel like this this this is this the Disney ending that we all needed is this the parody the Disney happy ending that can't exist in real life sure we will Kate sure we will hey guys guys over here I did a little extra work while I was out in multiple universes we're not going to have a problem with billionaires anymore check it out what an idiot what an idiot no it's the alternate universes of handymen they're just going to become the upper class you idiot you fool yeah woo now people who can do stuff will be just as poor as the rest of us y the wholesome Disney ending appears that everything is back to normal billionaires have been put in their place and once again it doesn't matter that we don't know how to do anything what a wholesome ending you just flood the market so everyone could be poor yeah it's a good ending here and we can all be happy that everyone is back in their universe what oh god oh Lord n n what is it Mrs Kennedy what the [ __ ] is happening because that's the real one that oh no oh no I was just having the worst nightmare I was me except everyone around me was different oh no Mrs Kennedy here have some of your favorite cereal to calm you down oh thank you it was so real all my friends were there but they've been replaced by strangers I think you were even there too Cal really I was there too yeah that's you and I couldn't just eat you like that now that is a nor that's a real Universe Multiverse where things are that [Music] different oh you so yummy cow oh it's so good to be home yum yum yum yum yum they just had to have like one final Zinger that the whoever it is that did take over the freaking uh Disney has to be some sort of weird goober cannibal alien that's the only way I cannot believe it's ending like this with a happy ending like that dog they just had to end it on the happy ending cuz it's a Disney parody that it doesn't actually have to make sense that it ends in such a happy way that was insanely good ladies and gentlemen that was insanely good I cannot believe it that's what the drama is all about that's why Kathleen Kennedy in the real world is losing her [ __ ] and trying to sue South Mark and stuff yeah I'm so glad we got we got to see this that was awesome like subscribe and follow me on Twitch stay weird fam

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Id: w9bPVGPBrsY

Length: 87min 45sec (5265 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 31 2023