Family Guy - The doctor opened Peter's neck

take your education to a higher level I guess I can try it I mean I do want to get ahead I don't want to end up like Meg doing sad one-woman shows Oh anything dirty yeah that's good library oh you didn't come here for me you came to be a creep whatever you go do your thing I'm gonna go watch that young hotshot attorney over there who's clearly in the middle of a movie montage so you're eating George Eliot's ah Georgie I'm a big fan I think he she said it best when she said Bentham press 1851 Lumineers what in the 90s you just pull a fire alarm now you hold a protest that is when they're not looking down at their phones hey what's going on someone wrote weird on the transgender back well I guess I could fire up my account again all right open app got a bunch of those no biggie typing tweaked blast off in three two one and tweeted death I am why are you getting it a Twitter now unless you're an athlete or a celebrity no one cares a lot of people like my stuff oh yeah someone needs to tell Donald Trump it's not fashionable to wear orange on your face after Labor Day hashtag oompah Trumpkin breath yes corn yes peas yes lightsaber remember when we did Star Wars [Music] [Music] Wow haven't seen that much cameltoe since the Arab Spring hashtag thinking in tweets hey are you at Dawg back there is hey how was Baywatch I want to see that bad they'll see that I deleted it and it'll all blow over trust me I hope so but you never know they're still pretty mad at me down at Dick's Sporting Goods um what's the name of this place dicks and what's that say on your shirt lunchtime Lois Jill help me out here let me talk to Barbara she doesn't want to talk to you either nobody does hey how come no one told me when we're going to extend please leave all right fine so no Joe Joe he's leaving sir Joe Joe saw he's gone sorry okay sir he's gone [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] can you put on the Canucks game no go away loser this is getting out of me hello as you all know I'm brian Griffin I want to read a few words humans and basketballs humans basketballs talking parrots and and whatever else is out there I love black people i watch tons of black porn so what do you all want from me huh you want to ruin my life the congratulations you did it everybody hates me I can't leave the house without getting harassed no one will hire me that was a problem before [Music] oh geez well we started the dialogue yes you're okay with this is this slope an across our disapproving phases answer your question [Music] but this is the way it has to be alright then I guess this is goodbye [Music] on a ball bring and Evelina me Hey are you here for the time magazines but some of the letters cut out uh no I know I saw that you have an apartment for rent okay here yeah bring it over here we can buy him over here where are you by the pharmacy sir do you want if I go ahead of you yes I do mind hey did you knock over a few bottles in Aisle seven yeah okay [Music] mooom I'm getting tired are you wearing the same thing every day look that shirts got a hole in it I'd like to point out that Jesus wore the same thing every day and you didn't hear Alice giving him a hard time about it Oh wasn't that her name dad I got the rest from the car where's run you're right she didn't appreciate it oh crap that's right I do groceries Gabe oh hang on Peter I'm gonna go look for a couple things for me in here I'll be right back okay Lois I'll be right here standing uncomfortably close to the unnecessary we always used to go clothes shop and it Sears trust me they'll have everything I need [Music] what the hell happened here cutter you're next sir oh my god Peter how long have you have that thing I don't know we gotta go see dr. Hartman right away oh my god what if it's something serious it's all right all right we'll be in good hands with dr. Hartman he handled my reassignment sir is this just to get out of my parents visit no hello no you're stupid oh hello Griffins and it never developed into a fully formed person but still exists as a growth feeding off your body now hold still I'm just gonna give you a little topical anesthetic and we'll have a closer look we now return to quantum creep al what year is it 1972 cool style while I'm macking on toddlers see you round [ __ ] go into someone's house and it's just a house but you can tell this is Owen I thought I heard a noise downstairs don't stall him for 20 minutes and pray that it's not too damp in here yeah how do you know so many Sean's stroke his snow counterclockwise wow it's working there's a universal we'd step with a vigorous power walk around the neighborhood well why I was thinking we would just watch dr. oz and eat cold cuts off our stomach those people ain't taking good care of themselves what called the Boston Tea Party not mine yeah is there any better time in the world gonna live in a clock edge I'm on a Wednesday you already have to bed with me well now we know I can taste what he eats it's just a tennis match so this is tennis Wow wait sort of it yeah this is more painful and sitting through those parent-teacher Cheeta meetings so in short your kids are all doing great keep reading to them every night and I think we're gonna have a great year so unless there any question I'll let you pick any prize off that shelf even the tiny pinball machine oh that that shouldn't been up there look doc you gotta do it a procedure all right I don't care if I die I mean maybe in my next life I'll come back as an air bag or something [Music] nurse have somebody fixed that clock it's very distracting all right let's get this started understand look at him over there playing that board game three okay one two Sorry Sorry the board game that teaches you to be a dick shelf someplace I'll tell you what anyway you want to go I'll FedEx you what are you talking about pita chip is part of our family he's staying with us what hey hey Dad yeah I'm done can you pick me up come out of that water at once isn't oh boy I got a back of the head punch coming I just know it what the hell you tell your chip is making my life a living hell you guys remind me again ship is that African kid you adopted oh that was chocolate chip we gave him back to Kenya I can't take it anymore I gotta get rid of him well what are you gonna do I don't know yet but I'll come up with something you're welcome it's a dingo I named him bingo if you can't have fun with that you're crazy oh he's gonna turn you because my life was fine before you showed up my family liked me and and I didn't feel bad about not of his doing no stuff terrible after they read each lottery number it's gone I threw him out you what are y'all coming down on me for make throws away people who come out of a body all the time nobody says nothing he was a part of our famiiy I want to swim in a pool but only with my shirt on I want to lose my virginity at 24 but tell everyone I was 16 [Music] crap I'm out of beer okay these books was already down here I'm not a nerd done that while you were here we wouldn't be in this mess mr. Griffin you're a lucky man if it weren't for chip here you might have lost your leg the bad news is we did an x-ray and your body is family now well that sure is nice of you Peter but there's a big old world out there I want to go out and experience it for myself well I'm sorry to see you go but I understand it on ABC's the middle Wow this is just a whole bunch of loud garbage

Channel: Victor Ghost

Views: 1,962,655

Keywords: Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian and Stewie, Family guy, Family Guy season 18, FamilyGuy, Peter, Lois

Id: aHedlkwVHmE

Length: 12min 47sec (767 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 18 2019