Family Guy - The police could not find the cause

[Music] hey what are you working on just trying to make some sense of these numbers a little sip of that drink I invented hi Stewie Griffin here with my latest creation monster energy drink what is it I don't know but it's free from this truck that stopped outside your work mix it with booze hello Ben wide awake blacked out ever try to jump over a train on a bike to college life or friends meals here any fires of Hispanic women running for City Council yeah there is thank you attending a back to the future I don't think I haven't noticed you've already had two drinks you're like all the worst parts of a girlfriend I'll get it and Karen and you must be Meg fine hey Karen welcome to our get in pay pay I like her hello young City Councilwoman deSario Vargas watch this oh oh oh I'll punch him in the nuts sort of clever wait a second I know you you're that lady wrestler yeah yeah yeah he's right what do they call you again heavy Flo you're heavy Flo like Superman on a date yeah I wasn't here but I heard her scream so I came flying in and found her like this it's weird same cause of death as those three guys in that local public bathroom unsolvable [Music] where are you going um where's home the White House okay I'm here this is my house you can go now come on in mr. president okay let's just carve the turkey oh and Karen already carved it she did but that's my ting I always do my are you a leg man or a breast man joke and Karen did that too it was hilarious I never really got it until she said it it's not my fault Lois she's ruining Thanksgiving the way Tim Burton ruined the 4th of July touchstone pictures presents happy fourth of July Jack Skellington dad I love this time of year it's just past all the amazing colors of fall and before the white of winter just brown and gray magical all right let's do this oh my god she's doing the toxic shock [Music] hi dad look I just want you to know I feel bad about what happened with you and Aunt Karen the other day oh you mean when she put me in that no bottom James Bond chair and assaulted my grundle I didn't even know about that man I loved that Shawn dad what I'm trying to tell you is I now see why you've been so tough on me all these years could you make my friends laugh no because that's how it Karen treated you when you were a kid that's right if you finally do she'll stop terrorizing you and you won't have to take it out on me for the rest of my life you know what Meg you're right I'm gonna do it you are damn right dad I'm sorry Chris had his hand up first Chris what's the capital of Maryland I do not know but that's a very good question now Lois what the hell are you doing first it's not Peyton when I am in this outfit all right Peter your sisters the real deal so I arranged for you to get some combat pointers from my old buddy Stephens ago this this fat guy yep where you getting all these stepdaughters purse hey my problem man I love putting my hand down my pants when I'm on drugs which is just gonna live on a boat in some guys backyard okay further further a little further now open your eyes and tell me what you see I see the six Stations of the Lord's order and they were all bad and we've got quite a match tonight between heavy Flo and another woman whose name I've forgotten but I'm sure is a gross pun right you are bill tonight she's up I was named after my father Maxwell Patrick but that's enough about me I'm here to kick your ass get out of here I'm not fighting some fat loser from the crowd huh it looks like this heavy Flo is P because you are yellow damn it Karen Karen Peters thank you what are you doing here something I should have done a long time ago I'm tired of you bullying me you're going down oh my god she's taking it too far heavy Flo is gonna break this girl's arms woman's arms come on bill you really saved me thanks stranger dad it's me hmm Nick it was you Tom residents all over Quahog have been affected by the heavy rains although some are doing their best to ride it out for example I'm here with rides of 10-speed everywhere thank you well we should wrap this up you're getting wet well I'm living life before the cancer I have kills me so I don't mind the rain water feels good on my skin it's cool refreshing and it's a great way to stay in shape what kind of cancer it's rectal cancer a fixer a Dean Cain you know from before he got all desperate for attention hey is that Dean Cain on that park bench Oh God Andy Garcia when he had his conjoined twin I had a great time with you tonight you're really amazing thanks Andy I had a great time too hey how about some love for show the guy over here please oh my god oh that one is going in the Christmas letter oh my god Peter what if she doesn't come out of it I know Lois I never realized until now how much I've taken her for granted you want to tell me what the [ __ ] that was excuse me I'm dr. Milano I'm the intern for this floor you know you guys Oh beautiful Oh things are gonna be different no more well I treat you like some kind of alien three minutes minimum safe distance stop not so fast yeah he's supposed to the untrained eye that's what it would look like walk inside when they Brian this is disgusting smells it's falling apart you can hear the mice humping in the wall oh oh oh I grab some D sure you ever ride in a limo no well how about full house buys you a ride in a limo and America's Funniest Home Videos buys you a shrimp cocktail get lost if I give you $5,000 pull up at let's dance together I'm rich in you're poor but let's dance together Society won't like it I don't care good for you good for you yeah and I can't believe how you stood up to Connie D'Amico for me I just want you to know Meg if there's anything you ever want all you got to do is ask really well there kind of is one thing there is now hey Meg so why exactly do you want this separation well mr. stone burg in a nutshell the cat put me outside I was banging on the door for like 20 minutes shouting well I didn't hear you oh there's no way you didn't hear me maybe's not even a boy maybe he's two dwarves in an overcoat wanting to see what sex is like what a big person huh say what you want to crafty dwarves in your house after you don't wait to dwarves grant wishes no Peter they're people like you and me yes what I'll suck it up and talk to Michael even though I've also got so you are here to take out my daughter not with my daughter bombing Brian yeah put this off how long have you been here 7:00 a.m. all right here's your hammer here's your walkie and here's your stunt Wow five CDs yeah I remember how you told me you like terrible music so I thought you might appreciate it you're so thoughtful what the hell what's wrong uh Meg I'm this is more than I can deal with if your father is this opposed to our relationship I don't see how it can work out but Michael I'm sorry Meg I promise I won't forget you see look Maggie just walked out on you he's a bad bird do you see the Y over no no no over wait if you haven't started feeding it why'd you ask me if I could see it didn't copy that I said why'd you ask over when this is what you got to finish your sentence that's it my sentence is over the sentence is what Brian over my sentence is wait a minute I have to say over even if the sentence ends with the word over oh I see the wire man can you turn over I gotta get that thing out of there you're sitting on my shirt I got to put it on this hanger now I'm going to Michael's house to force him you wanted to see me but this changes everything I want to be there for you Meg I love you will you marry me yes of course I now see that's an even more beautiful no hell are we gonna do we've sunk all of our money into this place I have some I've got an idea I'll be right back so listen didn't we have an electrician in there today uh he left pretty sure he left isn't that his truck well my god Brian we're murderers I guess this means you'll be going to talk cause then you'll wind up with Chris well Lois I got the cake oh and they were all out of the bride and groom figurines so I got the Iron Giant and a courtroom doll that kids used to show where the molester touched him I might have to take you girls down tan which one of you is the lucky bride beg your pardon I meant to say Chris Griffin Griffin Griffin oh here it is says you're supposed to be an usher well you'll need this name please Chris Griffin Griffin Griffin hmm I'm sorry sure Chris Griffin is you already checked in and do is be honest just town like all the truth if he cares about you he'll understand I'll try thanks mom I love you yeah you too honey as you - to me how's your Newland [Music]

Channel: Victor Ghost

Views: 939,389

Keywords: Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian and Stewie, Family guy, Family Guy season 18, FamilyGuy, Peter, Lois

Id: aw0LRtzivuQ

Length: 11min 11sec (671 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 18 2019