Family Guy The Best of Meg Griffin

[Music] so [Music] all right ladies let's pick teams for dodgeball connie would you like to be a captain sure i pick everyone except meg fair enough go [Applause] hey where's everybody going that's not how we end this class good job today good job today great class nice hustle hey everybody guess what i am the end result of a drunken backseat grope fest and a broken prophylact well this is boring let's go see what meg is up to hello meg mom dad am i ugly oh of course not sweetie yeah where'd you get a stupid idea like that craig hoffman craig craig hoffman said that well he's a sharp kid you might be ugly [Laughter] oh there there let me try those tears yes yes your anguish sustains me wow brian have you lost weight you got to tell me your secret here's a hint put down the fork face hey meg will you hold this for daddy okay why uh it's a present it's a thanks for being such a sweetie watermelon so you'll hang on to that yeah sure yeah this is weird am i supposed to eat this i hate you hey i got a makeover dad don't i look great oh meg honey i always thought you were beautiful just a week oh oh god couldn't do that with a straight face uh welcome to the family sweetheart chris go burn all meg's old pictures i'm sick of lois's anger management techniques brian they're not working what about the writing angry letters and not sending them exercise oh geez i wasn't supposed to send those hey look i got a letter from dad dear meg for the first four years of your life i thought you were a house cat meg i need you to babysit stewie tomorrow afternoon mom you know i go to the mall on saturdays i mean i do have a life hey what time is it we're gonna miss the movie yeah let's go everyone hey hey meg honey i did all your laundry oh my god what is that smell it's my poop bucket what the hell i'm used to going to the bathroom in my room that's disgusting no you use the toilet here like everyone else no oh god it smells horrible well can you at least empty it each time you use it i like to fill it up i'm not making a million trips oh my god are you using my shirts as toilet paper yeah and i think i might need some right now get out now or stay and get weird your call wardens come on kids we've been through worse meg you remember when you found out your gynecologist never finished med school all right meg let's take a look at that vagina oh i know just how you feel pumpkin i've had my share of disappointments too it's a girl can you can you check again and i know this isn't the first time i've embarrassed you and if you add the measure of the angles of a right triangle or something hey meg you mind cleaning out the shower next time you shave your legs it's like a carpet in there your dog wrote an insensitive tweet you can't eat here uh oh meg it's a sensitivity mob it was just a joke there's no such thing as jokes anymore yeah we live in a post-joke world chris maybe we should just eat outside no meg we're eating here i'd like to see you try uh [Applause] hello [Music] [Music] yes [Music] [Music] it was a joke oh look meg it's your little baby booties oh and your little bronze hat and your tail my what's nothing oh you hear that meg guys can marry other guys now so um no this is awkward but uh i mean if they can do that that's pretty much it for you isn't it i mean you might as well pack it in game over so are you ready for what for the fun we're gonna have brian we're gonna have fun tonight good old fashioned all-american fun listen meg uh i'm i'm not gonna lie to you here i'm i'm a little uncomfortable oh just relax we're gonna be here for a while well i don't know if wait what we're gonna be here for a while a while yeah a while you mean a while a while a while a while a while a while a while brian you're acting weird oh come on that one doesn't even have an agent i just want to kill myself i'm going upstairs right now and eat a whole bowl of peanuts i'm allergic to peanuts you don't know anything about me who was that guy your family has something they'd like to say to you brian i know i don't speak up much and it's it's really hard for me to talk about my feelings but why don't we start with someone more interesting peter that's where i go to make out with my boyfriend darren mitchell stork yep he's uh he's the chairman of the soccer ball team well all right make sure you practice safe sex meg oh my god that's meg griffin she just got out of prison hey meg what'd they put you in jail for being ugly [Laughter] hey meg what happened did you get out early for fat behavior nice tattoo did you get your butt hair braided too while you were in there would you do carve a gun out of soap and then not wash with it ha ha pee you [Laughter] hey meg are you gonna take those soda cans to the shaw skank redemption center please go out with me i'm just trying to make neil jealous i promise i'll pay and everything yeah uh that sounds cool but i'm gonna be in the hospital that night oh [Music] now remember chris we have to work together so that our steps you kids are the most important thing in our lives oh my god we forgot meg don't worry about meg she's got everything she needs in her room am i talking to myself up there oh my god stewie just shut up and go to bed do you know what i do meg i spit in your mouth while you sleep um hi can i help you yeah some company hired me to stand next to you all day so you'd look better by comparison that's ridiculous i don't hey meg do you get less ugly yeah dear diary kevin is so hot today he was out in the yard raking leaves god i wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves hey what's up everybody oh my god my diary i hate you all keep going hey where's meg what is it sir that's what we call a manatee boys or in nautical slang the sea cow oh this is gonna be great we'll stay up late trade stories oh let's watch the video of my ballet recital here it is sunshine bear wait [Music] peter enough with the storytelling we gotta get out of here they're gonna kill meg oh yeah over meg's dead body so is uh is this like the part where you guys have your way with me what you know where i'm like helpless and you guys take turns you know oh no oh god oh no no no no what'd she say she asked if we were gonna have our way with her ew no seriously i won't scream or anything no no i i no no sale come on i'm pretty are you okay yeah i was so scared peter we've got to do something if meg doesn't get into college who knows what kind of future she'll have you ain't getting this meat this is my meat shut up i found this meat [Applause] [Music] so we're all gonna have to pitch in and help your father out now but he's lost his sight nobody took care of me when i lost my arms and legs and struck blind deaf and dumb hey hey meg they got a happy day spoof in here but they call it crappy days uh all right you know what if you're not gonna laugh then i'm not gonna keep you company so you're uh you're a flag girl that's great meg yes yeah now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call come on meg the competition is this sunday and you're not even close to ready maybe if you loosen my chains we tried that remember honey you can't be trusted i'm practically a cheerleader oh meg that's wonderful isn't that wonderful peter hey way to go stewie meg you should ask him out i mean you're the only one of us who's ever had a real boyfriend i'm back i brought another picnic you're such a good listener you're not like the other boys you're so good with animals wow this place is awesome i know hey you want to dance around like morons to loud music i'll be right back i've been holding in a dump since america [Music] griffin residence hi dad it's me just wanted you to know i got here safe and sound yes dad and sound oh good the sound is what concerns me oh it's so amazing here dad yeah you should see it the apartment we're staying in is huge and has an incredible view dad something's going on some men just broke in oh my god they've got ruth [Music] and now i think they're coming after me all right meg i need you to listen to me very carefully panic pay no attention to detail let your mind race take short rapid breaths then hide under the bed but leave two of your feet sticking out oh my god dad are they gonna take me i'm so scared meg meg i don't know who you are i don't know what you want but i have a very particular lack of skills i will never be able to find you but what i do have is two dollars and a casio wristwatch you can have one of them these guys are serious lois meg's dead hey give me my percy psycho let's see makeup chewing gum a picture of meg in a two-piece swimsuit oh god i pray this is not my first memory mom can we go get some food oh my god there's malcolm and middle i'm not a boy yes you are what time do you suppose it is brian i don't know about 3 30. watch the sidewalk [Music] [Music] my god is that meg 36d brian and you know what's amazing in this universe she's still one of the ugly ones looks like your fans are back mom [Applause] hear that neil i don't like you and i never will back to you tom thank you meg i guess beggars can be choosers you finding everything okay yes thank you well you just let me know if you need any how do these jeans look hey guys is everyone on the phone oh i gotta go something's in the oven i lost a shoe hello don't leave me on the phone with her stewie hey how's school hi stewie listen i am swamped but uh mom has kept me up to date on everything you're doing and i think it's just great hanging up now [Music] oh my god it's a chick ideals meal or a cheek i don't feel anything now she knows how i felt when i was at a piano recital no you're doing fine man excuse me girls we're about to start roller derby in a minute wait wait you what's your name me mate griffin would you mind standing up whoa what are you doing my god the magic ratio what's that it means your ankles calves and thighs are all the same thickness how would you like to try out for the roller derby team really do it meg yeah meg you should totally do it meg's talking to a boy okay sure what the heck here take my card i am a registered sex offender flip it over important see other side give me that i'm the roller derby coach see your tryouts i can't believe my stupid parents are gonna spend five days falling stupid old kiss around it's painful not half as painful as a tire iron upside your head what i'll miss you it's eerie isn't it like looking into the future my daughter needs a makeover like there's no freaking tomorrow [Music] and besides he's been great with the kids i mean chris is doing better in school and meg even went on a date with the announcer from the super friends meanwhile under meg griffin's bra how about a movie i don't go out with dudes uh peter i think we forgot meg uh all right next up does everyone have a lab partner i don't me neither she can be my partner sarah that's very irresponsible meg is awful i'm practically a cheerleader oh meg that's wonderful isn't that wonderful peter yeah way to go stewie peter could you please pass the potato ah damn it meg ah sorry peter i can't make it tonight i have a date dad dad i can't go through the vent yeah she's right we need to grease her up so she doesn't get stuck everybody spit on meg stop stop stop stop okay you know i don't care what you guys think all my new lesbian friends accept me and that's all that matters meg you're my daughter i would accept you if you were gay or blind or [ __ ] but you're not wow this looks just like my room at home yeah except for all the trophies and pictures of friends dad what is it what's going on i heard a noise is somebody downstairs oh god meg you startled me i'm sorry [Music] so

Channel: PeaTearGriffin420

Views: 538,401

Keywords: family guy, Family Guy, new family guy, New Family Guy, classic family guy, funny family guy clips, family guy clips, family guy compilation, best of family guy compilation, new family guy compilation, best of family guy, funny family guy video, compilation, clips, clips video, family, guy, clips of family guy, Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin, Chris Griffin, Meg Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, The Griffins, meg canteen fight, school fight, meg school fight, meg fighting

Id: l4lif04jLck

Length: 19min 4sec (1144 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 24 2021