Family Guy Season 12 Episode 16 - Family Guy Full UnCut #1080p

to vh1's behind the music dr teeth and the electric mayhem it must have been around 1979 when animals started snorting crushed up pieces of felt got pretty ugly me had big problem before me found god he like threw me down and he said i hope your puppeteer has big hands because i'm not using lube me no remember that but me believe it happened i got it ah says glenn quagmire but if you squint then imagine it says peter griffin it says peter griffin peter it's quagmire's take it next door then hold on lois now this poses a very difficult ethical dilemma do i deliver the package to its rightful owner or do i open it up and see if it contains he-mans do not open that box you know lois physicists believe there are two alternate universes one in which i don't open the box and one in which i do i'm not gonna open the box i'm gonna open the box oh sweet it's a whip peter be careful with that thing remember we're renting this house that's depressing wow i haven't felt this powerful since i got to decide which ant lives and which ant dies you shall battle to the death and the winner will be given his freedom why are you looking at me like that peter would you like a glass of oh my god i told you not to play god with those ants i'm gonna whip that cigarette out of your mouth and maybe not slice your face in half dad i don't want to do this stay still okay that's pretty cool too hey dad that's a cool whip ah i thought you couldn't understand me [Music] [Music] okay i'm doing my very best thanks that was way too much heat on my neck oh a message from joe hey cleveland i just wanted to give you a heads up that peter has a whip because well you know given your racial heritage it seems like something you might want to keep an eye out for grape soda gram i know this is very risky but the upside is so good i'm taking it we now return to the outlaw josie whales should we bury him nah leave him for the buzzards i like that guy oh boy here comes harry he thinks no one will notice he got his neck done hey fellas i'm back from that family wedding the outlaw josie wales it's a western ah when do the cowboys go into the tent lick their palms and have sex with each other different kind of western ew what's clint eastwood doing with that indian chief oh they're they're just becoming blood brothers blood brothers what the devil is that well it's an ancient ritual where two friends intermingle their blood thus sealing a bond even deeper than friendship yes yes let's do that brian i want you inside me you you don't have to say it like that oh come on we're best friends right stewie i'm not actually we're even more than best friends i mean we share the same home we've been on countless adventures together and besides you owe me brian remember what you did to my last halloween costume i am going to be the cutest fire hydrant in the whole ah what are you doing okay your turn i think we should hold hands more often there you go we're blood brothers now you happy actually yes i mean i really feel the bond brian i feel like we're closer now you know more connected more intertwined yeah i guess in a way we are hey are you blood brothers with meg because you ate her tampon out of the trash no no that's that's something else man i could use a cold beer yeah me too i just had a killer rehearsal i'm not biting me neither you forget how many scenes tevye's in whoa what booth uh uh excuse me hey fellas uh hey listen this is uh a little awkward but uh you guys are sitting in our booth listen here pencil nick this is our booth now and we ain't leaving so what are you gonna do about it [ __ ] look dudes clearly you don't want to move and that's fine we'll come back in an hour nice try wheelie but this ain't your booth no more that's right we see you losers anywhere near this booth and we'll bust your kneecaps we're willing to take that risk shut up joe all right i was hoping it wouldn't have to come to this but you fellas are in big trouble if uh if you could just move back like eight feet is that my whip hey is that my taser all right i'll just strangle him with this hawaiian shirt will you stop going through my mail all right [ __ ] either you tuck your little wangs between your legs and waddle out of here or we're gonna beat the crap out of you so what's it gonna be i i think we're gonna do the wang thing [Music] what the hell ow ew what's this [Music] when we swapped blood look at my lip it's a disgusting herpes saw and now i have some very uncomfortable phone calls to make hola handy manny's repair shop you break it we fix it nanny manny i'm gonna need you to take me off speakerphone for this stewie that's crazy there's no way i gave you herpes then how do you explain this i don't know you're a gross [ __ ] huh look it can't be my fault stewie i don't even have herpes oh yeah let me see hey hey hey what are you doing stop it oh my god look at you you're more herpes than dog okay fine i admit it i gave you herpes you bastard you knew you had herpes and then you still agreed to swap blood with me look relax it's not that big a deal not that big a deal it's a disgusting unsightly unsavory disease and it lasts for life yeah but you know i mean isn't the worst thing about herpes just the stigma i mean like what if it wasn't called herpes like what if it was called boppo huh oh i got a little boppo oh that's cute ah i want bubble you know my uncle was in the army and he got genital buppo from a saigon [ __ ] shut up just shut up you should be ashamed of yourself i mean look at me and on the same day i'm supposed to help with my friends wedding invitations so i was thinking i know their kind of colors should be like yellow and gray you know i've always been against destination weddings but it's nice to finally see denver and now the history channel presents the guy who lived in between the hatfields and the mccoys i'm just going to get my mail and i'm not going to ask who killed my daughter it's water under the bridge i'm just getting my mail ah what happened i couldn't see i have no idea the tv is like directly over my head all i can see are the spider veins of alcoholics wearing shorts what i said huh all i can say is you can't see what i can only see what damn it peter ow joe what are you trying to say ah it doesn't matter i just i hate sitting at the bar i wish we had our old booth back what are we supposed to do fight those guys they would have kicked our asses peter's right we've just got to accept the fact that well we're we're kind of cowards i know yesterday i even went to a coward's anonymous meeting hello my name's cowardly lion and i'm a coward i'm afraid of small dogs girls with pigtails flying monkeys wait wait there's flying monkeys that's a thing sure they got sharp fangs claw too yes and fear is a logical response to actual danger oh i guess you're right hey i'm the rational lion so guys oh what a morning by the time i got done with my pubes i just didn't feel like shaving anymore hey charlotte that's very cute stewie but if i let you dress up like hector elizondo i have to let everyone oh my god your mouth looks like the underside of a boat good lord nobody wants to be near me this is lonelier than a kennedy family reunion where is everybody oh yeah they're dead all right flight attendants please prepare for crosscheck i'm not cross-checking anything i heard what happened to you with the drunken clam i'm not doing what you tell me to do i'll do what he tells me to do i was in the military for 30 years back when that meant something i don't deal with gay people see him i respect hey bonnie you don't want to fool around i bought one of those crippled guy robot suits from avatar so now i can be on top no thanks joe i heard about what happened at the clam and i'm not hey i'm half a man not anymore fine well i'm gonna go sleep on the couch you need something joe yes elton i'd like to sleep on the couch all right joe come on [Music] hey chris your mom's done with the laundry can you help her fold no but you know what you put on her bra well i i don't want it well you're gonna everybody heard about what happened over at the clam and how those guys made you their [ __ ] um okay [Music] that's right you wuss in fact the way i see it i'm the man of the house now which means there's gonna be some big changes around here it's not very comfortable chris my back kind of hurts i'm just staring up at the ceiling shut up i promised changes and i delivered we now return to brian cranston sneezes thank you um rupert you know how we promised never to lie to each other well i lied earlier tonight it's not a burn from dunkin donuts coffee it's herpes how long have you been there long enough to know you have herpes and do weird stuff with your teddy bear he does weird stuff i i just don't stop him yeah well i just wanted to let you know you're not alone oh yeah how so [Music] good lord you've got herpes too this house is like backstage at a white snake concert not only that but i also got it from brian we're blood brothers too you you uh yup he knew he had herpes and he didn't say anything maybe he was mad i gave him fleas i don't know that bastard well we need to teach him a lesson he's a menace like that coked up giraffe at studio 54. yep yep people are watching i'm that good are you done this summer why yes i am i just want to thank you for helping me reach a state of cocaine-fueled 1970s euphoria robert maplethorpe can i put this fire extinguisher someplace interesting and take your picture i would love that um uh meg can you um can you please pass the milk shut up dad okay okay i'm sorry i'm sorry i'll shut up what geez she's right lois she's right uh mm-hmm hmm good spit peter what the hell is going on please tell me this isn't still about how you're punked out in front of those guys at the clam oh god you're angry i'll clean the dishes peter stop it uh are you crying no oh this is insane peter i want you to march down to the clam right now and get your booth back oh my god lois you're right if they see me crying they'll have to give us our booth back no i'm saying you got to go down there and take it back like a man yeah i mean i mean yeah i am going to the clam and i'm getting my booth back and meg you're gay no i'm not you like guys right yeah yeah that's called being gay [Music] hey uh hey kevin you uh you smell like a rabbit buddy something just happened with a rabbit i'll go get my dad listen you guys i think we're all suffering from what happened down at the clam yeah i had to start taking pills so i'd stop thinking about it quagmire that's the cialis that's right i'm not thinking about it anymore i'm thinking about that couch well i think we gave up too easy we need to march back down to the clam and take back what's ours he's right we need to sit up to those guys no way you want to get your oh go without you but just know you're letting us down we're supposed to stick together like goatee guys at a barbecue do you mind if i stand next to you while we eat standing no problem hey let's go grab some good beer even though we brought the bad beer and these two barbecue scumbags formed a lifelong friendship until their deaths at the ripe old age of 52 in separate atv accidents you know i'm so glad you finally agreed to go out with me jenna me too i'm having a really nice time you seem like a great guy yes thank you we'll take the table in the corner next to the herpes dog oh hey brian and who's your date wow you must be such a good person to knowingly go out with a herpes riddled dirt bag ew i'm sorry brian i i've got to go damn it you guys her dad's really rich wow you weren't kidding yeah [Music] hey you bums if you bastards want our booth you got to go through us to get it smells like this guy's already wet himself don't flatter yourself that was from this morning oh man this is gonna be fun right here [Music] quagmire you came sure did peter thanks for calling me skinny by the way i realized you were right if we don't stand up for ourselves now we'll regret it for the rest of our lives and this might be the stupidest thing i've ever done but oh now you're gonna get it [Music] well i'm out [Music] hey that was my pool cue i brought it from home oh sorry it screws together and i even have this special little case for it i i i feel bad now hey that was my pawtucket patriot sign i brought it from home okay now i'm starting to doubt everything you said [Music] all right guys i know this looks desperate but i got this can of spinach oh god it's all watery you know i almost said no chairs at the beginning haven't you guys had enough why don't you just admit your beat and get out of here okay no never we will never stop fighting for this booth this booth is my home i was born in this booth i was married in this booth my children were all conceived in this booth hell i witnessed every significant historical event in my lifetime right here i was in this booth when the challenger exploded oh my god no i was in this booth on 9 11. oh my god no i was in this booth when president obama was elected oh my god no so if you want this booth you're gonna have to pry it from my cold dead hands why are we even bothering with these idiots we're shipping out to afghanistan tomorrow you guys are soldiers it's our third tour of duty my own head i'd salute you with his head i salute you everyone i declare this to be these three guys day and not these three guys day [Applause] can't believe i have to root for afghanistan now ah damn it stewie chris yes brian you hacked my facebook account oh yes we actually just changed your profile picture ah damn it look enough okay what the hell do you guys want from me i want to drive your prius to the end of the block all by myself that's it yes okay yay that's uh that's way past the end of the block yeah his room's empty i don't think he's coming back huh what about you i want to go on a date with nev campbell so i can give her a nice ladle of stew what how am i supposed to even find her damn it stewie why are you being shy life i realized i couldn't trust you i couldn't trust my own best friend ah i'm sorry stewie you're right i let you down i guess i guess i was just too embarrassed to admit i had herpes it was a rotten thing to do and i promise i will never lie to you again thanks brian that's all i really wanted so do you forgive me yes i do [Music] so i'm gonna have herpes for the rest of my life huh yeah but most of the time it won't even be an issue it only really flares up during periods of great stress like your wedding day or a big job interview so what would you say some of your weaknesses are that that's probably one of them

Channel: CD ZONE MUSIC

Views: 2,474

Rating: 4.7241378 out of 5

Keywords: Family Guy

Id: CHqAd0FUv9M

Length: 19min 43sec (1183 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 22 2021