Family Guy S.18: Peppa pig gets murdered

[Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] so everyone I have an announcement to make I'm gonna be the new music teacher and Adam West hi my wife a music teacher hold on that's a marriage timeout hey I think I did this wrong yeah we supposed to be the frozen ones turns out if you're gonna learn how to stop time in wizard school don't leave class early to be the first in line for lunch it was pizza day and you think it's got to be pretty good pizza being made by a magic wand and whatnot but it was just okay I don't think it was the usual guy making it this has been a Peter Griffin marriage timeout so Louis how was your first big day teaching did have a little trouble in next class because of that brat Connie D'Amico she's a classic entitled Mean Girl [ __ ] call me D'Amico she stopped by to see you yesterday she did what'd she say she said you're gullible and hmm Connie D'Amico the name sounds familiar I better go check Meg's yearbook pages for 611 27 41 42 and 62 see if it's the babe I'm thinking of Lois I'll take my dessert upstairs in the master bation bathroom Connie I've asked mrs. Griffin to be here since it was her class who disrupted and I'm sorry to say this is your third strike this year according to school policy three strikes means you're expelled what I'm not sure that's necessary I'm sorry I've made my decision now if you ladies don't mind stepping out I have to reprimand Danny McBride next mr McBride do you know why you're here yeah maybe because I'm awesome and you're a gay homosexual and also the word jet ski a lot whoo-hoo yeah you know why you're here we now return to leggo spotlight [Music] I'm not sure we should be letting Stewie watch this it's Lego it's fine yeah you're right Brian that lego movie kind of scared me I don't worry about it Stewie it's all make-believe Lois are you using the Elmo toothbrush which is mine sorry Peter I've just been so distracted but this whole Connie thing mm-hmm mm-hmm so Connie made you mistake a monsters face for the words oral-b come on Peter I'm serious this is a real problem if she's really ruining your life go down to the station and talk to Joe yeah but I hate competing with the sound of ringing phones and typewriter keys I'd like to report somebody using the wrong toothbrush have a seat sir tell me everything okay you know Elmo right [Music] we had no idea you'd switch teams Louis damn it Connie no it's just a nasty prank what's so nasty about it nothing I'm fine with it okay well if you're so fine with it what are you doing Friday night aha um-hmm so I got my blacksmith certification I can make axes now ah you in the market for an axe [Music] you Peter we have got to prove Lois is innocent that's right and a best way to crack any high-profile crime case is to do a podcast before you have all effects all right we've got Lois calling in from prison she's only got three minutes you bet Lois my first question is do you get a good night's sleep my cellmate is bipolar well if you get a Casper mattress now you have a hundred days to decide if it's the right mattress for you I don't have time for underwear that bunches up that's why I wear me undies perfect underwear for hanging yourself in your jail cell sounds like you could use blue apron have you ever wanted to receive a vegetable in the mail then you need blue apron I'm like obsessed with the stir-fry Brian here likes the Moroccan beef I have no opinion on the Moroccan beef beater Brian this is not art this is commerce well kids we tried I'm afraid your mother's a murderer now Peter I'm right here Lois you escaped careful kids she killed before she'll kill again now Peter look wider we're all here turns out Lois didn't kill anyone Connie D'Amico faked her own death yes without Connie an hour ago at a motel outside of town turns out she put a pig and a blonde wig behind the wheel of her car and sorry her coroner has been pretty sloppy lately she's been dealing with some substance abuse she interesting anyway Lois has been cleared of all charges and what if the pig that was a very tough house call yes excuse me folks do you have a daughter named Peppa yes you're gonna want to sit down

Channel: Wish it Want it Do it

Views: 573,672

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Id: gFwQw4MNFSc

Length: 6min 9sec (369 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 07 2020