Family Guy - Peter when he became a ghost

made for everyone mr. and mrs. Griffin I called you in today because your son Chris has been getting in quite a bit of trouble lately in fact just yesterday he tried to pass this get pretty good jobs yep we now return to Breaking Bad yeah we were talking about Meg we call a Chris she doesn't know shut up Chris I know that's not true oh by the way there's a baby in my preschool with HIV and my teacher gave you something to sign to get him kicked out you know Lois if Chris is having confidence issues they have camps for kids like him what do you mean well they take kids who struggle in school and help them gain self-confidence in a nurturing environment Wow sorry and we want to do something special for you this is a Hamilton Beach blender we got on our wedding day it keeps coming back to us and a vicious regifter cycle and we're gonna let you choose which one that one must have accidentally gotten in with the rest of them what are you saying that I'm too stupid for it Chris we're over here what are you saying that I'm too stupid for it no no of course not then this is the camp I choose yeah sure had my troubles when I got involved with the Boy Scouts at no time were the campers and mr. Griffin naked simultaneously they merely engaged in horseplay did mr. Griffin sodomized the boys and well said I thought all the space shuttles were decommissioned well we always keep one spacecraft flight ready in the event a satellite needs service there's a space station emergency or an Italian guy needs to over-exaggerate I swear to god Johnny I've had it up to so fast hi Chris good luck take care Chris oh and hey if you get sent off on a space mission um don't be the black guy cuz you'll die I know you're gonna have fun and make lots of good friends spokes and you may want to brush up for tomorrow's lecture on orbital dynamics and they know it people can always sense a fraud gentlemen it has come to my attention that there's a Chinese among us rest assured he will be found that's my band okay campers let's see your astronaut haircuts mm-hmm-hmm-hmm Chris that's a Russell Brand haircut hello oh my god Chris what's wrong mom I hate it here I want to come home all the kids are mean and I keep messing everything up even jinkx the robot is picking on me I'm not smart enough to be here can you come get me please mom okay honey of course we will I make a gym I hate it here but I was wrong that's okay honey everyone makes mistakes yeah remember when the fat man brought home that cougar chick you make yourself comfortable Beth I'll be right back hi young man I'm looking for a good time uh-huh I'm oh this is amazing Chris will get its Lois a week ago we call him stupid and now he's given tours at a Space Shuttle negative reinforcement that's the key right stupid oh I'll do better still hold my hands no thank you I prefer to die giving you the finger if this is what it takes to get out of Florida fine you know what you only live once I am sticking my head out the window few connections in the back I'll see what I can do yeah that's funny if there's one onion on that salad you can forget the dollar eighty tip you need to live I'm sorry you guys this is all my fault I never should have brought you on the spaceship afternoon I'm Brian Williams our top story an accidental space shuttle launch that has sent a Rhode Island family into orbit for more on the story we go to our local affiliate Channel five Quahog where Tom Tucker is on the scene Tom thanks Brian ayuh you know what are you doing I'm going out for a spacewalk Lois you know this is our one chance to experience the awe inspiring wonders of space firsthand I'm gonna give her a little scare Oh lemme fix that if radio deejays have taught me anything about radio it's that you got to do two things turn it up and rip the knob off Peter no damn it now we've lost communication entirely all right come on if Mission Control thought we could help get the shuttle out of orbit it can't be that hard okay okay I try this hit up up down down left right left right B a start then we'll have unlimited lives Oh we're slowing down that's a good sign you know what's not slowing down Breaking Bad I haven't seen anything like it since the wire never shuts up about those shoes [Music] space before Derek Watson who's Derek Watson nobody now [Music] [Applause] [Music] you think I got time to go make before the movie start just be sure you get back in you got your stub in your pocket that's hurtful Jesus [ __ ] all right this is ridiculous I need some help here hey quagmire hey listen we're at the movies and they're showing a trivia cards and there's a question good it's starting yeah that's where you say I can never figure out when the hell a studio logos in any actual movie begins all right let's see what you got Fox I bet that's a sea monster oh that's not the movie hey Brian you want a drink you snuck in liquor yeah loosens me up so I can talk to the people around me all right all get in on that sort of whole movie hey jerk hey you'll keep it down oh let's get him dear Liesl I'd like to be able to tell you how I feel about you way to go here away from him he's in there we got a report of a disturbance what the hell Peter Joe thank you guys there's a situation here I'm gonna wrap it up into problems [Music] okay Your Honor I'm afraid I have to withdraw this witness and I am going to those things you said I have to go to [Music] yes hey y'all okay we got us a few new friends here joining us tonight so let's all say us the big hello to Peter and Brian hello right there warehouse with my lady friend and next month we're going on a bus trip to Wooster what there [ __ ] thank you well who wants again next I will um my name is Greg Anna uh my name is Jenny and I'm an alcoholic she's anybody here in any other line of work hi Jenny before I found a a my ex-boyfriend and I used to get drunk and party all night I missed work half the time when it was the greatest day of my life and I owe it all to alcohol Peter it sounds to me like alcoholism you sound like a robot Brian hey is the only way out for these people millions are saved every year by the program hey people got along just fine for thousands of years without a a just like they got along for thousands of years without religion my drinking ruined my family my drinking ruined my TV show 24 you sound like two people who don't like me until they have a problem with alcohol okay let's say for a minute that I do have a drinking problem how is being forced to join a cult for 30 days supposed to kind of problem what I drinkin wait a minute Peter that's it the issue isn't that these people are alcoholics they just have nowhere to drink without being judged she slams us into the monkey balls but none of us have the language skills to call her on it static bastards in my life I don't know who you were when you were drinking but I sure as hell's got to be better than who you are when you're sober yeah you all stop drinking because you were hurting your loved ones but you can't hurt them if they don't know you're drunk let's make this our sanctuary does anyone in the area no wait a minute that's where Peters a a meeting is this is officer Swanson I'm on it so I clicked on it and the girls got a bigger Wang I guess no all right what the hell's going on in here we got a noise complaint Yoshi Shh it's all changed who's your favorite musician Olli sure he doesn't even like Cher now alcohol makes a big man small and can lead to a life of crime yeah demon rum mix agenda foam and you catch him before you bootleg gin put you in a spin tell you don't even know you cuz that spells booze and you're gonna lose with mr. boo [Music] I'm impressed that you're taking your sentence so seriously and I know that the court will be happy to hear this too now if you'll just keep it down so I don't get any more complaints sure no problem Joe thanks for stopping by come on Brian you're ready to go home no Peter I'm gonna meet Jenny's cats are you talking about you hate cats I'm going to meet four cats can't okay cap a good time with Jenny please be Rosie O'Donnell please be Rosie O'Donnell please be Rosie O'Donnell is drunk look I've been told I can give you another chance but there's some things we have to do first what are you talking about I'm talking about you understanding alcohol just a little bit better Peter I'm gonna show you where your life is headed okay get ready for this hey hey hey gang everybody line up for a triple H a hug a handshake or a high-five is Joe and Quagmire hey let's have a drink with him you've never touched a drop Peter you don't even know those guys those are your friends over there hey do you guys mind 227 years of marriage my wife is still the sexiest woman I know pardon my french you know I've started taking a buffering baby aspirin every day it's improved my heart one heck of a heap I'll tell you that pardon my french this is even worse than the other one we did it with Justin Long didn't we America said no but we kept at it all right death I'll try [Music] brash how come we're the only animals with poo that's white I know what the hell right we're not we're not eating white stuff

Channel: Victor Ghost

Views: 105,739

Keywords: Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian and Stewie, Family guy, Family Guy season 18, FamilyGuy, Peter, Lois

Id: VK-3buDSwig

Length: 12min 37sec (757 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 19 2019